Traitor Game XVII: We Apologize For the Inconvenience [Archive] - Page 11

Tommy

06-03-2008, 10:20 PM

Once again facing the Snow Queen, Isis raised her arms. "O Gods of Nature and Earthly Order, heed my plea, and stop this unnatural Winter! End now this sorcerous vice, bring thaw to cold, melt the witches and their ice!"

Without turning towards Isis and away from Dumbledore the Snow Queen said, "Most worlds have had an Ice Age, haven't they? Long have I prepared for the inevitability that I'd have to bring endless winter to an entire planet."

A slight gleam flashed from her eyes and the evaporated frost giants returned to earth in the form of freezing rain.

Chris Lang

06-03-2008, 10:21 PM

Again, the sun lent it's considerable power to Isis. Waves of heat increased in temperature around the two Frost Giants. They moaned as the heat melted them; within a minute, they were reduced to huge puddles. "Firestar, dispatch the remaining giant, then help me stop the Ice Witches. They're our true enemies!"

Once again facing the Snow Queen, Isis raised her arms. "O Gods of Nature and Earthly Order, heed my plea, and stop this unnatural Winter! End now this sorcerous vice, bring thaw to cold, melt the witches and their ice!"

Firestar quickly did as she was told. She told herself the giant wasn't really alive, just animated by magical means. As she turned the heat up, the giant began to melt.

She then turned to face the Snow Queen. "Okay, we tried reasoning with you. But now it's time to take you down."

Firestar increased the temperature of her heat aura, and shot fire blasts at the ground near the Snow Queen. "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of this kitchen!"

And then the freezing rain hit. Firestar was trying her best to concentrate and maintain her heat aura, but it was increasingly difficult...

tangentman

06-03-2008, 10:35 PM

Isis smiled at the Snow Queen's doggedness, if not her wicked motives. "The time for Ice Ages is long past. Earth moved on--so must you." The freezing rain didn't bother Isis; in fact, it seemed as if the rain drops weren't hitting her. "If you'd bothered learning about your enemies, you'd know that I possess dominion over the powers of air and earth. Including ice--and rain."

Raising a hand, Isis said, "O wind, rain, and storm, yield to my power, let icy rains become gentle spring shower!" The supernatural sleet softened, losing its icy edge. Quickly, the shower diminished to a gentle spring rain. Isis smiled confidently at the Snow Queen. "I can do this all night, but we really must bring this to an end."

With a simple gesture, Isis animated the splintered remnants of the Wooden Soldiers. Of her own accord, they lifted off the ground--and hurtled at the Snow Queen! The Snow Queen soon found herself ruthlessly bombarded from all sides by the unique telekinetic swarm of Isis!

Jeremi

06-04-2008, 12:42 AM

Pantrho had been fighting for a while when someone approach him. “This has gone far to long already feline, you will bow before our magnificent army!” Pantrho stopped fighting and eyed Saruman.

“Well an army is no good with out a general so…” Pantrho whirled his nunchaku. “Taking you down would send things back in the right direction.”

“So be it then.” Saruman shot a blast from his staff that Pantrho deflected. With the opening Pantrho jumped at him and hit him hard with the nunchaku Saurman was pushed backwards by the force. The fight continued for a while and it seemed that that Pantrho had the upper hand until…

“Desist.” Saruman pointed his staff towards Pantrho how stopped dead in his tracks. “I underestimated you feline, a mistake I will correct.” Saruman was about to deliver the killing blow when he was shot from behind and knocked forwards. “Who dares?!?”

“I DARE! The creator of the ring, the one ring…TO RULE THEM ALL!”

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“Sauron!”

“That’s the Dark Lord to you mister. What’s all this about becoming a minion for someone else I am outraged, OUTRAGED I tell you!”

“You are nothing compared to the Adversary and his ilk as soon as we are finished here we shall move on to Middle-Earth and wreak havoc.”

“Oh no he didn’t! Wayne don’t tell me he just said what I think he said!”

“I’m afraid he did master.”

“Well guess I have to show you who’s the boss then, with that I mean me! The Dark Lord Sauron! Creator of the ring, the one ring…TO RULE THEM ALL!” Sauron sucker punched Saruman.

“IT’S ON!”

hamboy

06-04-2008, 01:18 AM

More wooden soldiers fell before the might of... each other. With Puppetmon laughing hysterically. He backed into a corridor, for a safer place to play with his "toys".

Schornforce

06-04-2008, 05:23 AM

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Dumbledore stood patiently as both Isis and Firestar attacked the Snow Queen.

"It would seem you've made your share of enemies this day, madame.

I happen to know that regardless of what occurs today, your story is not finished. There are others in another world who wish your downfall."

Dumbledore cast a spell to ensure Snow Queen couldn't raise any forcefields or the like against Isis' attack.

Meanwhile,

the Warners were running through the battle willy-nilly, chasing after the Gnome King.

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"Come back, David the Gnome!"

"I just wanted to give you some of my egg salad sandwich!"

"We just wanted to see that fancy belt of yours-- did you get it from Randy 'Macho Man' Savage?"

Schornforce

06-04-2008, 05:28 AM

Inside the Wobbamech, Jessie, James, and Meowth were mesmerized!

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"Why a marvelous lunch made of snow and some of that girl twerp's tantalizing mystery stew!"

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"I got a plate just jam packed with sausages astride buns! Plus some bananas on the side! EEEEEOOOO!"

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Meowth didn't say anything, as he was already greedily chowing down.

OverMaster

06-04-2008, 05:57 AM

"EEEEEOOO!!! This is so exciting! We're actually doing well! Say, Jessie's new pokemon and friend (Timon & Pumbaa)-- are you doing okay?"

"I'm okay!" Pumbaa confirmed with a nod.

"Huh?" Timon lifted his previously distracted glare from the controls panel he was studying. "Oh, yeah, sure, fine. Say, which one of these turns the stereo on?".

OverMaster

06-04-2008, 05:58 AM

Meowth didn't say anything, as he was already greedily chowing down.

Since the spell affected Team Rocket members only (ha! loophole!), Timon just watched in shocked disbelief how Pumbaa and his new teammates ate anxiously.

"Um, Pumbaa..." he started.

"Timon, you really should try this!" Pumbaa grinned between avid munchings. "It tastes really great! It has beetles, silky silk worms, sugary ladybugs, and even some stuffed scorpions to boot!".

"I don't see anything of that, Pumbaa" Timon bluntly stated. "As a matter of fact, I think you are --". Then he stopped, noticing Jessie, James and Meowth eating to their hearts' content as well. "Hold there a second! Who IS manning the robot?!".

"Uhhhhhhhh..................." Pumbaa hesitated, right before shrugging and chowing down again.

"GYAH!!" Timon yelled, frantically jumping for the controls, and trying to keep RoboWobba in course. "I NEED A MANUAL! SOMEONE GET ME A MANUAL!!".

Joe Acro

06-04-2008, 06:56 AM

Team Rocket looked over to find a plate filled with each of their favorite food. Tantalizing and georgeous, mouth watering and delicious.
Oddly, whether it was due to him being a fairy tale creature or a leftover effect from hiding in the magical chest, the spell did not affect the Bamf. He was confused as to what as going on.

"Rocketeers! What are you doing?!"

"GYAH!!" Timon yelled, frantically jumping for the controls, and trying to keep RoboWobba in course. "I NEED A MANUAL! SOMEONE GET ME A MANUAL!!".The Bamf immediately started frantically searching.

"Pokemon Catching 101, Giovanni's Secret Desires, Why? Wynaut?..." he called out as he looked through a group of pamphlets he found. "I'm starting to think they don't use a manual..."

Jeremi

06-04-2008, 08:52 AM

Pantrho had been set free when Sauron attacked, revenge was on his mind but for now he was fighting the soldiers since he didn’t want to stand in the middle when minion and master fought. Pantrho gave a quick glance to the area where they were fighting it seemed the fight was far from over.

“Old men like you should be in a nursing home.”

“Old relics like you should realize when you fight against your better.”

“Touché Saruman. Magic missile!” A magical bolt flied against Saruman who managed to deflect it.

“What? This is preposterous! I’m the Dark Lord Sauron! Creator of the ring, the one ring…TO RULE THEM ALL! You should have been toast by now!”

“Ah foolish Sauron, the Adversary has granted me magical powers powerful enough to defeat even you!”

“Oh for crying out loud Wayne hit him over the head with the hammer already.”

“What?” Wayne sent the hammer down hard on Sarumans head knocking him out.

“Ah yes The Hammer for KOing Wizards my greatest creation after the ring, the one ring…TO RULE THEM ALL!” Wayne puts Saruman over his shoulder as a portal opens. “Uh, sorry for the intrusion everyone, rest assured he will get his comeuppance, for the time being I’ll figure out something truly evil to do to him. Yes, evil…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…Have a nice day!” Sauron and Wayne the Goblin walks trough the portal with Saruman.

“Huh that was rather anticlimactic.”

OOC: Tommy I hope you don’t mind me taking care of Saruman. I’ll edit if it’s necessary.

Tommy

06-04-2008, 09:18 AM

"If you'd bothered learning about your enemies, you'd know that I possess dominion over the powers of air and earth. Including ice--and rain."
"And I am winter in all its glory and raiment."

With a simple gesture, Isis animated the splintered remnants of the Wooden Soldiers. Of her own accord, they lifted off the ground--and hurtled at the Snow Queen! The Snow Queen soon found herself ruthlessly bombarded from all sides by the unique telekinetic swarm of Isis!

"It would seem you've made your share of enemies this day, madame.

I happen to know that regardless of what occurs today, your story is not finished. There are others in another world who wish your downfall."

Dumbledore cast a spell to ensure Snow Queen couldn't raise any forcefields or the like against Isis' attack.

"I'm several thousand years old and am the head of the Emperor's personal guard. There are maybe two beings in all creation that could possibly get past all my defensive spells."

The wooden shards slowed to a halt in mid air and then reversed with terrifying speed.

Then she held out her hands, super cooling the air around them. With a slight spin she hurled a ball of liquid nitrogen at both Dumbledore and Isis.

Tommy

06-04-2008, 09:22 AM

Inside the Wobbamech, Jessie, James, and Meowth were mesmerized!

Jadis smiled, "Ahh the spell of gluttony. Always works."

OOC: Tommy I hope you don’t mind me taking care of Saruman. I’ll edit if it’s necessary.

OOC: Perfectly fine.

Tommy

06-04-2008, 09:25 AM

Meanwhile,

the Warners were running through the battle willy-nilly, chasing after the Gnome King.

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"Come back, David the Gnome!"

"I just wanted to give you some of my egg salad sandwich!"

"We just wanted to see that fancy belt of yours-- did you get it from Randy 'Macho Man' Savage?"

The Gnome King hopped on one foot shouting "Stand Still!" He kept firing off spells to turn them into household objects, but they just wouldn't stay still.

OOC: I've noticed NO ONE has voted yet this round.... so friendly reminded... voting ends at 8:00 pm, I'd get those votes in. (Also Bad Guy, I need your next kill).

Schornforce

06-04-2008, 09:57 AM

The Gnome King hopped on one foot shouting "Stand Still!" He kept firing off spells to turn them into household objects, but they just wouldn't stay still.

OOC: I've noticed NO ONE has voted yet this round.... so friendly reminded... voting ends at 8:00 pm, I'd get those votes in. (Also Bad Guy, I need your next kill).

OOC: Thundarr voted for Cliff Huxtable, IIRC.

BIC:

"Aw, I think Treebeard over there is just grouchy 'cuz he's hungry. Let's help the poor guy out, Sibs!"

The Warners cheerfully dove into Wakko's gag bag and madly tossed a slew of assorted foods and beverages at the Gnome King-- Egg cremes, omlettes, green eggs and spam, egg nog, egg salad sandwiches, easter eggs, Cadbury creme eggs, etc.

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Dumbledore without missing a beat casually turned the balls of liquid nitrogen into ones of rubber and they lightly bounced away.

"Most impressive spells. I must say you've honed your craft quite well indeed."

Dumbledore flicked his wand, conjuring up a small cage around the Snow Queen, only the bars were made of mystic blue fire.

"I'm afraid you cannot win here. Even now, your forces seem to be falling to the might of our various new guests.

Please, let us end this charade now. You have no desire to end your attack and I have no desire to let harm come to my school or its visitors."

As the Snow Queen was held, another waving of the wand brought about seven pheonix-shaped fire balls who swooped in and out, trying to singe the Snow Queen.

GoGo Yubari

06-04-2008, 10:08 AM

Shego, meanwhile, was firing energy blast after energy blast at anything that moved and looked like an enemy, only

"Cosby again! I dropped voting for the guy I had a hunch for last time and it blew up in my face, and given that the kid's neck was snapped it was probably a human who did it, and that narrows the search down enough anyway."

((OOC: Cliff Huxtable, once more with feeling.))

Tommy

06-04-2008, 10:35 AM

Voting

Cliff Huxtable 2- Gogo Yubari (Shego & Jr.), Indigo Al (Thundarr)

In Danger
Inspector Gadget
Encyclopedia Brown

Tommy

06-04-2008, 10:53 AM

"Aw, I think Treebeard over there is just grouchy 'cuz he's hungry. Let's help the poor guy out, Sibs!"

The Warners cheerfully dove into Wakko's gag bag and madly tossed a slew of assorted foods and beverages at the Gnome King-- Egg cremes, omlettes, green eggs and spam, egg nog, egg salad sandwiches, easter eggs, Cadbury creme eggs, etc.
"EGGS!" cried the Gnome King. "Foul evil eggs!" he turned to run towards the gate, but found it was shrinking at a very rapid rate.

"Most impressive spells. I must say you've honed your craft quite well indeed."

Dumbledore flicked his wand, conjuring up a small cage around the Snow Queen, only the bars were made of mystic blue fire.

"I'm afraid you cannot win here. Even now, your forces seem to be falling to the might of our various new guests.

Please, let us end this charade now. You have no desire to end your attack and I have no desire to let harm come to my school or its visitors."

As the Snow Queen was held, another waving of the wand brought about seven pheonix-shaped fire balls who swooped in and out, trying to singe the Snow Queen.

"There's a funny thing about the cold," she said subtlety smiling. "It absorbs heat."

Her eyes glowed bright blue and she started sucking all the heat in the area into herself, once more snow started to fall in thick blankets. The fireballs disappeared into her. The moisture in the ground froze.

Jeremi

06-04-2008, 11:42 AM

tangentman

06-04-2008, 12:09 PM

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Isis calmly held up a hand. "Stop. Reverse motion." The flight of the Wooden Soldiers stopped, once again hurtling toward the Snow Queen. "You may be thousands of years old, but the Power of Isis is older still."

The advance of winter didn't bother Isis, either. Again, she invoked powers far older than the legend which inspired the Snow Queen. "O Ra & Horus, combine your might, send down your solar heat and light, stop the Snow Queen's winter's advance, and let the Seasons resume their rightful course again!" Sunlight thawed the winter ice, sending more heat than even the Snow Queen could comfortably absorb. Again, a winterland became a gentler climate.

"Powers of Magic heed me this second, this minute, this hour, deny the Snow Queen your supernatural power!" This time, Isis cast a powerful spell to cut the Snow Queen off from the very source of her power. A nullifying field began overtaking the Snow Queen and her lesser mystical allies. They gradually felt themselves cut off from the amplifying power of the Advesary.

OOC: Is this fight ending anytime soon?

Cthulhudrew

06-04-2008, 12:24 PM

"I never thought I'd be voting with a barbarian twice in a row, but both he and the villainous sidekick seem to be the only reasonable ones among you all," Marvin said. "So my vote will go for Doctor Huxtable."

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 12:31 PM

"There's a funny thing about the cold," she said subtlety smiling. "It absorbs heat."

Her eyes glowed bright blue and she started sucking all the heat in the area into herself, once more snow started to fall in thick blankets. The fireballs disappeared into her. The moisture in the ground froze.

Firestar tried her best to keep her heat aura going, but it was no use. The heat was being sucked away faster than she could generate it. She tried to focus, but the Snow Queen had centuries worth of experience using her powers, while Firestar had only mastered hers in the past few years.

She fell to the ground, trying desperately to make her powers work...

And then their mysterious ally came to the rescue...

The advance of winter didn't bother Isis, either. Again, she invoked powers far older than the legend which inspired the Snow Queen. "O Ra & Horus, combine your might, send down your solar heat and light, stop the Snow Queen's winter's advance, and let the Seasons resume their rightful course again!" Sunlight thawed the winter ice, sending more heat than even the Snow Queen could comfortably absorb. Again, a winterland became a gentler climate.

"Powers of Magic heed me this second, this minute, this hour, deny the Snow Queen your supernatural power!" This time, Isis cast a powerful spell to cut the Snow Queen off from the very source of her power. A nullifying field began overtaking the Snow Queen and her lesser mystical allies. They gradually felt themselves cut off from the amplifying power of the Advesary.

OOC: Is this fight ending anytime soon?

Almost instantly, Firestar felt the return of warmth and energy. She concentrated, and soon surrounded herself with an aura of flame.

"All right!" Firestar said. "Now it's time to end this!"

Firestar shot energy blasts at the ground near the Snow Queen's closest mystical allies, surrounding them with a wall of fire.

Just a Shadow

06-04-2008, 02:08 PM

ooc: Hey guys, I don't think I'll be able to get my PSA done in time as I have been very busy lately (been helping my buddy with some of his wedding stuff, lots of job search work on my end and also studying for my cfa) and will continue to be busy with that stuff til probably after the wedding this weekend. i had a PSA in mind but I am hesitant to go with that idea after all as it could be misconstrued into being something more than pure parody by some of the more sensitive types here. In any case, if I can find time I'll try to get a new PSA ready ASAP.

Tommy

06-04-2008, 02:16 PM

"Powers of Magic heed me this second, this minute, this hour, deny the Snow Queen your supernatural power!" This time, Isis cast a powerful spell to cut the Snow Queen off from the very source of her power. A nullifying field began overtaking the Snow Queen and her lesser mystical allies. They gradually felt themselves cut off from the amplifying power of the Advesary.
"Ha!" the Snow Queen said laughing. "In my very long life and service to the Emperor do you truely belive that I haven't slain an elder god before? Although for one who claims to be empowered by the air you seem unaware of much about weather."

Lumi revealed the momentary loss of power had been little more than a feint. She had been twisting the altering hot and cold waves of air into a raging cyclone headed straight for Hogwarts.

"One other thing about the cold, it seems the colder an object is the better lightning goes through it. I hear the mundies have an explanation for that fact." Waves of lightning flew out of her body in all directions aimed at her opponents.

[Is this fight ending anytime soon?

8:00 pm tonight. In fact it is already written.

Tommy

06-04-2008, 02:17 PM

Voting

Cliff Huxtable 4- Gogo Yubari (Shego & Jr.), Indigo Al (Thundarr), Cthulhudrew (Marvin), Deadpooligan (Inspector Gadget)

In Danger
Inspector Gadget
Encyclopedia Brown

Deadpooligan

06-04-2008, 03:01 PM

OOC: Vote for Cliff Huxtable.

GoGo Yubari

06-04-2008, 03:45 PM

Pantrho appears behind Shego and knocks a goblin away. “Long time no see kid.” Pantrho grabs to wooden soldiers by the leg and uses them as weapons. “How’s it going?”

"Let's see," Shego replied before dispatching another soldier with a spinning kick, "this game isn't over, most of the people left in it are annoying, and my partner is fawning over some French airhead..."

"I take offense to that!"

"-- shut up, Fleur. So long story short, about the same as usual, but at least now I'm getting the opportunity to beat things up. And if that robot calls me a sidekick one more time he'll get it too..."

Cthulhudrew

06-04-2008, 03:56 PM

"-- shut up, Fleur. So long story short, about the same as usual, but at least now I'm getting the opportunity to beat things up. And if that robot calls me a sidekick one more time he'll get it too..."

"At least you get second billing," Marvin whined. "Here I am, my vast intelligence completely untapped, having saved the galaxy on at least one occasion, and still relegated to menial servitude. Can't even get them to replace the..."

Marvin was cut off by a muffled roar from the icy waters around the castle. Had one been in possession of a L337 Pigeon, they might have understood the roar to say, "You think you've got problems..."

Schornforce

06-04-2008, 04:14 PM

"Ha!" the Snow Queen said laughing. "In my very long life and service to the Emperor do you truely belive that I haven't slain an elder god before? Although for one who claims to be empowered by the air you seem unaware of much about weather."

Lumi revealed the momentary loss of power had been little more than a feint. She had been twisting the altering hot and cold waves of air into a raging cyclone headed straight for Hogwarts.

"One other thing about the cold, it seems the colder an object is the better lightning goes through it. I hear the mundies have an explanation for that fact." Waves of lightning flew out of her body in all directions aimed at her opponents.

8:00 pm tonight. In fact it is already written.

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Dumbledore protected himself with a shielding spell and promptly responded by ensnaring Snow Queen in a whip of crackling orange energy.

"I would have thought someone so boastful would rely on more than mere weather to make their point.

As you can see, my faculty and several students seem to be quite capable of keeping your tornado at bay."

True enough, MacGonagall was leading the charge of several Hogwarts students and teachers casting protective spells from the windows and towers in an effort to keep the powerful storm from damaging their only safehouse at the moment.

"True, you have great power and skill.

But so do your opponents. We can all keep up this duel for millenia, I daresay, but I'm afraid that doing so would be pointless on all our behalfs."

Dumbledore now waved his wand to cause the earth itself beneath Snow Queen to shoot upwards and engulf her.

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 04:20 PM

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 04:23 PM

OverMaster

06-04-2008, 04:47 PM

OOC: Kind of makes me wonder how Team Rocket's Mecha-Wobbuffet has been operating all this time.

OOC: Let's just chalk it to cartoon convenience and leave it at that, methinks...

IC:

Timon sweated bullets as he madly pressed button after button, and pulled lever after level, cringing his teeth and shuddering.

"If I die, let be known my last will is to vote Shego and Señorito Señor Junior!" he shouted.

"I thought you still would be convinced about Mel--" Pumbaa said with a mouth full of imaginary maggots.

"No, not this time, since he led the charge against the Eds!" Timon grumbled, still struggling with the controls. Finally, fed up with it, he jumped on James' head hoping to wake him back to reality. "Sheesh, enough with that, Mr. Pansy!" he kicked him. "Wake up, loser! Wake up! What does it take to--".

Then inspiration took him.

"HEY! LOOK! ISN'T THAT A PIKACHU OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT OVER THERE?! AND WHAT IS THAT TANNED BOY WITH THE CLOSED EYES DOING TO THAT TWERP WITH THE HAT?!".

Cthulhudrew

06-04-2008, 04:54 PM

OOC: Kind of makes me wonder how Team Rocket's Mecha-Wobbuffet has been operating all this time.

OOC: Probably the same way that Marvin is still functional. Someone (Orpheus? Sorceress?) would have had to take measures to make sure he could still operate when they took them to Hogwarts.

tangentman

06-04-2008, 05:04 PM

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The lightning took priority for Isis. "Forces of electricity, flashing around, hear my call, be drawn into the ground!" Any lightning not dealt with by Dumbledore heeded Isis' command. Immediately, the lightning bolts were drawn to the grounding agent of Isis' choice--Jadis' magic wand! The White Witch spasmed as thousands of volts of electricity coursed through her body, before coming to rest in the grounds of Hogwarts.

Next, Isis maneuvered herself to deal with the tornado. Flying to the eye of the twister, she invoked her power over air. "Let the storm which would twist and rend, obey me now, let this mischief end! Sweep up the fiends who called you here, bear them up, carry them away, through the portal to disappear!" The cyclone resisted at first, but Isis refused to relent. Slowly, the twister changed course from Hogwarts.

Howling in apparent fury, the tornado reversed course. Like an irresistable juggernaut, the tornado scooped up the Adversary's forces. Goblin, dragon, werewolf, wooden soldier, evil witch alike were drawn into the vortex. Then, the tornado turned toward the portal through which the army came, intent on returning the Adversary's army to his realm!

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 05:14 PM

Howling in apparent fury, the tornado reversed course. Like an irresistable juggernaut, the tornado scooped up the Adversary's forces. Goblin, dragon, werewolf, wooden soldier, evil witch alike were drawn into the vortex. Then, the tornado turned toward the portal through which the army came, intent on returning the Adversary's army to his realm!

Firestar, meanwhile, slowly picked herself up off the floor, and stared around the Great Hall where she had found herself.

"Anyone need anything?" she asked.

She wondered what had happened to Jan Marvel. Given the Balrog's reputation, she feared the worst. But there was no time to worry about the fate of one person. She and the others had to work together to save Hogwarts from this unjust invasion.

tangentman

06-04-2008, 05:22 PM

Far away from the battle, Jan Marvel struggled valiantly against the Balrog. Dousing the burning monster had the desired effect. As the Wisdom of Solomon predicted, the beast was substantially weakened. However, the fiend fought just as fiercely against Jan, intending to drown her in the black waters of the lake.

Calling upon all the Strength of Hercules, Jan snapped the Balrog's whip. Launching a haymaker that hit like a tank even underwater, Jan bought enough time to head for air. Breaking the surface of the lake, Jan gulped in a lungful of air. Only her superhuman stamina had protected her from drowning or an embolism. Unforunately, the Balrog was just as determined to avoid drowning.

With a bellowing moan, the demon burst out of the water, propelled by powerful arms. Grabbing hold of Jan's leg, it attempted to pull the valiant girl underwater again. Pushing her flight to the limit, Jan stayed above water. Her fists pounded the monster's fingers, but sheer berserker rage helped it persevere. "Forget it, monster! You're not making me swim with the fishes!"

Jan broke the creature's grip, throwing a punch that broke it's horn! In rage, the Balrog snatched her cape, slamming her underwater again. Back at the castle, Isis frowned in concern. The center of her tiara shimmered, revealing an image of Jan Marvel's struggle. "The Balrog's tenacity is legendary--even the Power of Shazam might not be enough to end it's menace!"

While her newly-appropriated tornado made short work of the Adversary's forces, Isis turned her attention to the lake. A crafty smile appeared when she remembered what Andrea Thomas-Mason had read in the Harry Potter series over the years. "Thank goodness I listened to Cindy and Renee's recommendations!" Pointing at the lake, Isis worked up a spell calling upon another of her seemingly limitless powers. "Creatures of Myth, hear my plea, help my heroic friend break free! Legends of awesome power and sight, upon the Balrog unleash thine awesome might!"

In their underwater kingdom, the Mer-people heard the call of Isis. They swam with tridents and spears to lay siege on the Balrog. Another creature answered the goddess' command, too. A giant squid swam up from it's underwater cave. Enormous tentacles wrapped around the Balrog's legs, and this time, it was the monster's turn to be dragged under!

Schornforce

06-04-2008, 05:52 PM

OOC: By the way, non-magical technology tends to go haywire at Hogwarts. Any radios or other such devices one might encounter there are actually magically-powered.

Kind of makes me wonder how Team Rocket's Mecha-Wobbuffet has been operating all this time.

OOC: Probably the same thing that allows Team Rocket to pull these mechs from out of nowhere allows them to be used on Hogwarts grounds.

Timon sweated bullets as he madly pressed button after button, and pulled lever after level, cringing his teeth and shuddering.

"If I die, let be known my last will is to vote Shego and Señorito Señor Junior!" he shouted.

"I thought you still would be convinced about Mel--" Pumbaa said with a mouth full of imaginary maggots.

"No, not this time, since he led the charge against the Eds!" Timon grumbled, still struggling with the controls. Finally, fed up with it, he jumped on James' head hoping to wake him back to reality. "Sheesh, enough with that, Mr. Pansy!" he kicked him. "Wake up, loser! Wake up! What does it take to--".

Then inspiration took him.

"HEY! LOOK! ISN'T THAT A PIKACHU OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT OVER THERE?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Pikachu?!!! Where?!!" Jessie realized in a few moments that she'd been snapped out of Jadis' spell. "Oh, well! That was close. To think this gorgeous figure could have been lost to all that eating.

Good work, rancid little rodent friend to Grand Pumbaaeonemon."

AND WHAT IS THAT TANNED BOY WITH THE CLOSED EYES DOING TO THAT TWERP WITH THE HAT?!".

James also snapped out from under the spell.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/IamJames.jpg

"OOOOOOO! What indeed?!!!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/BrockbackMt.jpg

But poor Meowth still couldn't stop eating.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Meowthsdream.jpg

"Oh no! At 'dis rate, I'll be almost as fat as dat Pikachu!"

Tommy

06-04-2008, 06:03 PM

***Voting is now over***

Please refrain from posting until after the update.

Tommy

06-04-2008, 06:36 PM

The Snow Queen erupted from the ground. She had enough, she'd gained the knowledge of this world's strengths and weaknesses. "Time Witch," she said, "Reopen the portal."

The old hag danced and sang.

Time begins
And then time ends
And then time begins once again
It has happened before
It is happening now
It must surely happen again

Ashes became cinders which became unburned arms and limbs which reunited with torsos. Snape's spell to close the portal suddenly seemed no longer in effect as it opened wide. The Frost giant's reappeared from the air. The Balrog rose from the lake and reignited. Baba Yaga's bed unfurled, Jadis arose unhurt, all marched backwards into the Gate.

"Well it has been fun," The Snow Queen said confidently, "But I got what I came here for. Your world is still at war with the Empire and the next time his majesty turns his eye thus, We will sleigh every living thing on this planet as an abject lesson to all others what it means to resist the benevolent gifts of our glorious leader."

With that she turned and walked into the Gate, slowly and proudly.

"Well that goodness that pompous hussy and her no-good Empire are gone," said Dolores, "Now we can get back to praising the great and glorious Horde!"

The Sorceress pulled herself out of the snow covering her body. "I'm sorry, had I been fully recovered from King Hssss's poison I might have been able to prevent that."

"Well you couldn't prevent my final bad guy from doing his work," Hordak said with the hint of a smile. "So few of your people left. But look upon that snowbank."

The players rushed over and found Marvin's torso. Scattered about where his arms and legs.

"But where is his HEAD?" asked Dr. Orpheus.

"I'd try the Quidditch field." Firestar flew over there, and sure enough Marvin's massive head was lodged firmly in one of the goal posts.

"Yes, but it appears that you believe Dr. Huxtable to be the final bad guy," said the Sorceress, "Very well... I BANISH YOU!"

With a pop all the killed or banished players, including the good Cliff, vanished from the area.

"And you have failed once more."

The remaining players returned to the great hall where they found Encyclopedia Brown lying on the floor.

"Wake up child!" cried Dr. Orpheus, "WAKE UP!"

But it was too late, poor Encyclopedia's neck was snapped. Dejectedly the players walked off the grounds where they were all teleported back to Dr. Orpheus's house.

***Meanwhile Thousands of Miles Away In Mexico***

Everyone stood around adjusting to being back in the beautiful and lovely country. Two small bulges appeared in the ground and Marvin and Encyclopedia Brown where back with them.

Suddenly there was a familiar rumbling. The Volcano was erupting again, pouring lava, smoke, and volcanic ash across spring break. However the players were startled when they saw what rose out from its mouth.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/oo.jpg

Tommy

06-04-2008, 06:38 PM

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/iitemplate-1-1-1-1.jpg

Players

Deadpooligan as INSPECTOR GADGET
Donald M. as GOOFUS & GALLANT
OverMaster as TIMON AND PUMBAA
IndigoAl as THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN
Gogo Yubari as SEÑOR SENIOR, JR. AND SHEGO

Dearly Departed

Troy-- Lungs missing
Jeanie-- Banished
Luxord-- Throat slit with a scalpel
Waspinator-- Banished
Panthro-- Choked on his weapon (Good Guy)
Puppetmon—Banished (Bad Guy)
Jan Marvel-- Shot with the OOO Ray (Good Guy)
Spider-Man- Banished (Other Guy)
Justice Lords- MM set on fire, psychically killed teammates
Mr. Richfield- Banished
Ironman- Banished
Wile E.- Banished
Firestar- Hit with a car
Taz- Banished
Team Rocket- Blasted Off
Dale Gribble- Banished
Wheeler- Burned to Death
Bamf- Teleportation accident
Ed, Edd & Eddy- Banished (Bad Guys)
Punisher- Neck Snapped
Stephen Lynch- Choked on own Guitar
Cliff Huxtable- Banished
Marvin- Torn apart
Encyclopedia Brown- Neck snapped

BAD GUY send me your next kill, Donald M your turn for the PSA, everyone else: voting is now open and will end Friday at 8:00 pm.

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 06:47 PM

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/morepictures/pyramid1.png

Firestar gasped. What appeared to be an ancient Aztec pyramid was emerging from the volcano's mouth, as the volcano erupted again.

"I'm SURE the Horde is somehow behind this!" Firestar shouted. "I don't know what that temple is doing there, but I'm going to investigate! Who's with me?"

tangentman

06-04-2008, 06:54 PM

OverMaster

06-04-2008, 06:59 PM

Suddenly there was a familiar rumbling. The Volcano was erupting again, pouring lava, smoke, and volcanic ash across spring break. However the players were startled when they saw what rose out from its mouth.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/oo.jpg

OOC: Gasp! This has to be Huitzil's evil work!

http://www.mtv.com/games/video_games/images/promoimages/d/dime/mech_love_like_a_man/darkstalkers_chronicle_the_chaos_tower.jpg

http://www.capcombr.hpg.ig.com.br/vsav2/Imagens/Top_Huitzil.gif

Tommy

06-04-2008, 07:02 PM

Jan Marvel started at finding herself abruptly teleported back to Mexico. "We're back in...Mexico! And that volcano's erupting! I didn't know there was an active volcano in Mexico...!" Her mouth fell open in shock when she saw the pyramid belched out of the lava.

In Mexico a broken dirty pay phone started ringing. Jan picked it up.

"Being a Doctor I know all about Mexican geology. In fact if you will wait a few seconds..."

***A Few Seconds Later***

"Telegram for Jan Marvel!"

Jan eagerly opened the envelope to find...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/map_mexico_volcanoes.gif

"Here's a map I quickly made of all the active Volcanos in Mexico. Mexico is along the pacific crust which is known as the Ring of Fire for its major volcanic activity."

Indigo Al

06-04-2008, 07:02 PM

"Demon Dogs! What do I do?

Was it the dee-teck-tiv? The urchins? The pulled pork meal and its furry friend? Or the urchins in the strange clothing???"

tangentman

06-04-2008, 07:06 PM

Radioactive Zombie

06-04-2008, 07:11 PM

(( Sorry. Anything that I missed? ))

GoGo Yubari

06-04-2008, 07:11 PM

"Soooo that narrows it down to three possibilities. You've got the barbarian, those two kids, and Junior and me. The inspector's been cleared and is probably still here because he's just kind of useless, and it couldn't have been the talking animals because how could they pull off the kills? Junior, any thoughts?"

"Yes, I -- oh no, I... I forgot to get Fleur's digits! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"... she's probably not even from the same world as us, you r --"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Ugh, whatever. Anyway, since it's a waste to be stuck in this stupid game this long and then not even win the thing, we'll... or, I'll, probably... field any questions from the class. Just don't make them dumb ones."

Schornforce

06-04-2008, 07:17 PM

The Warners appeared, back in detective garb. This time, they sought out the only remaining non-interrogated player thus far.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/SherwakKolmes.jpg

"Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-Inspec-tor Gad-get! Duh-duh-duh-duh-dum!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Nancy-Dot.jpg

"Woo Hoooooo!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/Hercule-Yakko.jpg

"Alright, Gadget, the game is afoot. Too bad. If it were Twister, you'd be a shoe-in.

Alright, let's get on with this.

1. Mister Inspector, the agent may have cleared you, but it's possible that one of the names mentioned was not cleared. How strong would you say your cybernetic Dynomutt-like hands are? Strong enough to maybe snap a neck or shove nunchucks down someone's throat?"

2. "Do you know Robocop? Could'ja get me his autograph? I forgot to get it in one of the previous Traitor Games."

"Wow. This game is a lot like my famous 'Case of the Boring Bookend'-- only not as exciting.

3. Hey, Inspector, you have a laser or something, right? That'd be awful handy for slicin' up depressed little robots, don'tcha think?"

OOC: Okay, Deadpooligan, time for interrogation.

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 07:43 PM

Jan shrugged helplessly. "Well, I never knew that about Mexico. I mean, I knew Hawaii had the volcanoes--I'm going with my folks to Honolulu for our next vacation!" Staring up at the sky, Jan replied to Dr. Girlfriend: "Mexico might have all those volcanoes, but I'm pretty darn sure they don't spew Aztec pyramids when they erupt!"

Firestar nodded. "I'm pretty sure THIS volcano isn't supposed to be here anyway."

"I don't know about any of you, but I'm going to investigate the pyramid. I think it's about time we got some answers."

Schornforce

06-04-2008, 08:08 PM

Firestar nodded. "I'm pretty sure THIS volcano isn't supposed to be here anyway."

"I don't know about any of you, but I'm going to investigate the pyramid. I think it's about time we got some answers."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"Well, count me out! I can't stand pyramid schemes!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/12-09-07_a-1.jpg
*BA-DUM-BUMP*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Drum.jpg
*KSSSSSSSSSSH!!*

Josh M

06-04-2008, 08:13 PM

Joe Acro

06-04-2008, 08:16 PM

"Well, count me out! I can't stand pyramid schemes!"
"C'mon! It'll be fun! Well, once we figure out how to get past the flaming water, that is," the Bamf blurted out.

He then grabbed Jessie.

BAMF!

The suddenly appeared closer to the pyramid.

BAMF!

Closer still.

Then he stopped. "Maybe we should wait for Princess Angel to catch up."

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 08:20 PM

"Well, count me out! I can't stand pyramid schemes!"

OOC: Loved that pun, Schornforce!

"I'll go with you my queen." Dale said." If something happened to you, that could start a war of the worlds!"

"I don't know. The way the pyramid is now, we're going to have to fly to get there." Firestar replied. "And you don't have any super-powers. That means one of us is going to have to take you there. Are you sure you want to risk this?"

"C'mon! It'll be fun! Well, once we figure out how to get past the flaming water, that is," the Bamf blurted out.

He then grabbed Jessie.

BAMF!

The suddenly appeared closer to the pyramid.

BAMF!

Closer still.

Then he stopped. "Maybe we should wait for Princess Angel to catch up."

Firestar noted the Bamf's actions. "I'll be there in a bit. I just need to see if I'll be carrying any passengers." she shouted.

Josh M

06-04-2008, 08:33 PM

"My queen." Dale begain "You need me." "Just trust me on this." Dale said.

Schornforce

06-04-2008, 08:43 PM

As Bamf surprised Jessie by taking her along for the ride, she looked rather nervous.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

"WHAT ARE YOU--

oh, well... I trust you, Bamfie. But if we see any mummies alive(!) in there, we are SO leaving!"

OOC: Glad you liked the pun, Chris!

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 08:44 PM

"My queen." Dale begain "You need me." "Just trust me on this." Dale said.

"Okay." said Firestar. "Hold on tight."

She grabbed Dale, and flew across the lava to the pyramid, eventually settling down on the stone steps.

She turned to where Bamf had stopped. "Okay, you can teleport the rest of the way now." she shouted.

She took a good look at the pyramid, now that she was standing on the stone steps. Was there a way inside the pyramid? Perhaps the entrance was at the flat top of the pyramid. She recalled hearing about rituals taking place at the top of Aztec pyramids.

She waited to see if she would have more companions before doing anything else.

Joe Acro

06-04-2008, 08:51 PM

"WHAT ARE YOU--

oh, well... I trust you, Bamfie. But if we see any mummies alive(!) in there, we are SO leaving!"
"If we see mummies, we'll just have Angel burn them. They're only paper. Besides, this just gives another adventure! Isn't it great?!"

Then, he grabbed her wrist and led her forward.

"We'll walk until she shows up. I'm not going in without backup!"

Just after that, Firestar called to him.

She turned to where Bamf had stopped. "Okay, you can teleport the rest of the way now." she shouted.

"Oh."

BAMF!

The Purple Skull

06-04-2008, 09:03 PM

As the eliminated players investigate the volcano, a strange portal appears. Suddenly....European Dance Music (http://youtube.com/watch?v=W0Xq71k7UTQ) starts playing?!?!?!?!

The players stand frozen as three mysterious figures appear before them...dancing!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/Superman/dancingfools.jpg

Alex Wright! Disco Inferno! Tokyo Magnum!

The Dancing Fools!!!

(With an even more awful American accent) "No no no Mr. Narrator. You see, we are the Boogie Knights!"

"You tell them Alex, baby! Like disco, the Boogie Knights will never die!"

"Go! Go! Tokyo!"

Tokyo starts gyrating his hips towards Wright & Disco.

"Nein! Entkommen Sie mit mir Sie machen Spa!"

(Translation: No! Get away from me you fool!)

"C'mon let's just do what we do best....dance!"

And they did just that! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=r6ZY2sSDQCk)

"Oh yeah! I am the greatest thing to ever come from Germany! Van Damme & David Hasselfhoff have nothing on Das Wunderkind!"

"Saturday Night Fever baby! All night long!"

"Go! Go! Tokyo!"

Tokyo starts gyrating towards Wright & Disco again. This time, they proceed to beat him down.

"Idiot!"

"Stick to the choreography dammit!"

As the Boogie Knights argue (and beat up Tokyo), the others look on....confused...

::ZrRrRtTt::

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/Orlando716/Superman/cable-1.jpg

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 09:13 PM

"Stick to the choreography dammit!"

As the Boogie Knights argue (and beat up Tokyo), the others look on....confused...

OOC: Yes, you read that right. Joining my ever growing list of joke npcs, I give you the Dancing Fools (or the Boogie Knights)!!!! :biggrin:

OOC: Are they on the grounds where the spring break people are, or did they show up at the pyramid entrance where Firestar and the others are?

The Purple Skull

06-04-2008, 09:15 PM

OOC: pyramid entrance

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 09:24 PM

OOC: pyramid entrance

Firestar shook her head in disbelief.

"I don't know who you are, but you look like a bunch of pro wrestlers trying to pretend you can dance. What in the world are YOU doing here?"

"You'd better take your act to the spring break people, because this pyramid could be very dangerous. We don't know what's inside it, but we know it's not supposed to be here."

Firestar motioned to Dale, Jessie, and Bamf to climb up the stairs with her, toward where she believed the entrance to the pyramid was.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/morepictures/pyramid1.png

Joe Acro

06-04-2008, 09:28 PM

As the Boogie Knights argue (and beat up Tokyo), the others look on....confused...
The Bamf was fine with a brief dancing break.

Then, they ended up arguing with each other. Confused, he just backed away slowly and headed into the pyramid.

GoGo Yubari

06-04-2008, 09:30 PM

((OOC: For the record? Magnum TOKYO? Totally the best dancer to come out of that group. The times, how they a-changed. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6H2hma1BMXE)))

The Purple Skull

06-04-2008, 09:33 PM

((OOC: For the record? Magnum TOKYO? Totally the best dancer to come out of that group. The times, how they a-changed. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6H2hma1BMXE)))
OOC: I remember watching that vid...man I miss TOKYO.

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 09:41 PM

The Bamf was fine with a brief dancing break.

Then, they ended up arguing with each other. Confused, he just backed away slowly and headed into the pyramid.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/Esrom_album/morepictures/pyramid1.png

OOC: If the pic is any indication, there's a door at the top of the stairs.

IC:

Firestar and her companions slowly made their way to the top of the stairs. This place, she was sure, would be very fascinating to archaeologists. If, indeed, this was an authentic Aztec pyramid and not just something evil sorcerers created in the shape of one.

Finally, they reached the top of the stairs, where a doorway leading in could be seen.

"I have NO idea what we're going to find in here. But my guess is it's related to whatever Hordak and Dolores are up to with the Horde." Firestar told her companions.

"We'd better stick together. This looks like a big place, and it might be easy to get lost in there."

tangentman

06-04-2008, 09:59 PM

Chris Lang

06-04-2008, 10:18 PM

Jan Marvel grabbed whoever couldn't fly--except the Bad Guys--and flew them to the apex. When they landed, Jan marveled at the spectacle of the pyramid. "Holy Moly! My friend Isis digs pyramids, but I don't think the pharaohs had one like THIS back in ancient Egypt!"

With a frown, she looked around. "That reminds me. I haven't seen Isis since we got back. I hope she's okay." Then, Jan put her mind back on the mystery at hand. "I'm invulnerable. You all better let me go first."

"This isn't an Egyptian pyramid. It's an Aztec (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec) pyramid." Firestar replied. "Or something like it. It might be associated with the ancient peoples who ruled Mexico before the Spanish conquered it, but I'm sure ancient temples aren't supposed to come out of volcanos."

"Okay, from what I read about the Aztecs, the very top of pyramids like this one is where the Aztecs used to perform human sacrifices. The Aztec pyramids were temples where they made their offerings. We might find treasure and grain inside. And we MIGHT find the bodies of the animals and humans they sacrificed. I don't think they mummified their dead like the Egyptians, so what we find in there ... might be kind of gross."

"But I have a feeling we'll find something in there we won't expect to find in an ancient Aztec temple. And I'm sure it's connected to the Horde somehow."

Firestar stepped back, to let Jan go first. "Okay, let me know if you see anything. Even if it's just something to share with your history teacher."

Radioactive Zombie

06-04-2008, 10:36 PM

Meanwhile...

In the arcade, the Ed boys sat, playing an odd blues tune, and Eddy screeching some lyrics. One of the chickens had commited hara-kiri, and Marvin's head had the same reaction as if being read Vogon Poetry.

Cthulhudrew

06-04-2008, 10:53 PM

OOC: Yes, you read that right. Joining my ever growing list of joke npcs, I give you the Dancing Fools (or the Boogie Knights)!!!! :biggrin:

OOC: Those aren't the Boogie Knights-

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/9034/300181131lwk8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

These are the Boogie Knights.

Used to watch them play at Gibsons in Tempe when I was at ASU. :tongue:

Cthulhudrew

06-04-2008, 10:57 PM

tangentman

06-04-2008, 11:37 PM

For a brief, shining moment, Marvin experienced the utter bliss of a pain-free, satisfying existence...

And then he was suddenly torn from eternal rest and thrust forcefully back into the world of reality, an all too familiar and unending pain in the diodes down his left side.

"Oh, drat," he moaned. "Back with you lot again, am I?"

"Don't feel bad, Marvin. There's only one Bad Guy left--hopefully, they'll figure out that it's probably Timon & Pumbaa, since they kept voting against you, long after I cleared you." Jan offered a comforting smile. "I believed you were innocent. Even before Panthro & I cleared your name."

The pyramid loomed ominously ahead. Sighing, Jan proceeded on her way. "I guess I'd better check the pyramid out..."

hamboy

06-05-2008, 01:16 AM

"Heh." Puppetmon looked up at the pyramid. "Why did they go in there? History is boring. I'd much rather play down here!"

Jeremi

06-05-2008, 02:56 AM

"Don't feel bad, Marvin. There's only one Bad Guy left--hopefully, they'll figure out that it's probably Timon & Pumbaa, since they kept voting against you, long after I cleared you." Jan offered a comforting smile. "I believed you were innocent. Even before Panthro & I cleared your name."

“Indeed.” Pantrho appeared behind them. “They are good suspects but I can’t see how they could done the killings, unless they have used the field to there advantage. Nevertheless…” Pantrho looks up at the pyramid. “Someone interested in lending me a hand so I’ll get up there?”

Superheroic

06-05-2008, 04:01 AM

“Someone interested in lending me a hand so I’ll get up there?”

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/groups/jlords/14.jpg

"I'll take you," Hawkgirl told Panthro. She looked toward the other Justice Lords. "Let's go!" The remaining Justice Lords scooped up anyone looking for a ride and headed toward the temple.

OOC: Anyone needing a ride can assume Green Lantern scooped them up in a force bubble and provided transportation! More later...

Jeremi

06-05-2008, 04:48 AM

"I'll take you," Hawkgirl told Panthro. She looked toward the other Justice Lords. "Let's go!" The remaining Justice Lords scooped up anyone looking for a ride and headed toward the temple.

“Aaah the little canary I was wondering when you and your team would show up.”

OverMaster

06-05-2008, 06:00 AM

"Don't feel bad, Marvin. There's only one Bad Guy left--hopefully, they'll figure out that it's probably Timon & Pumbaa, since they kept voting against you, long after I cleared you." Jan offered a comforting smile. "I believed you were innocent. Even before Panthro & I cleared your name."

Timon sneezed. "Atchoo!".

Pumbaa looked down at him. "Catching a cold?" he asked in concern.

"I don't think so... maybe it's just someone out there who doesn't get we can't drive, rig cars, outwrestle Panthro, handle the Venture tech, dismantle robots...".

He sneezed again. "Then again, maybe I'm catching a cold. Stupid Snow Queen!".

Superheroic

06-05-2008, 06:13 AM

“Aaah the little canary I was wondering when you and your team would show up.”

"We figured you'll need our help with this," Superman said.

"Besides," said Hawkgirl with a smile, "I've seen how you fight. You need someone to watch your back."

Joe Acro

06-05-2008, 06:41 AM

The Bamf looked down from the pyramid to see who else might be joining Jessie, Firestar, Dale, and himself. Slightly disoriented from the height, he was still able to make out Jan Marvel talking to Marvin.

"Don't feel bad, Marvin. There's only one Bad Guy left--hopefully, they'll figure out that it's probably Timon & Pumbaa, since they kept voting against you, long after I cleared you." Jan offered a comforting smile. "I believed you were innocent. Even before Panthro & I cleared your name."

The pyramid loomed ominously ahead. Sighing, Jan proceeded on her way. "I guess I'd better check the pyramid out..."
The conversation seemed to end and she proceeded to gather up some people and fly toward the pyramid. Panthro appeared to be discussing something with the Justice Lords and so, Jan didn't touch either of them.

Jan Marvel grabbed whoever couldn't fly--except the Bad Guys--and flew them to the apex. When they landed, Jan marveled at the spectacle of the pyramid. "Holy Moly! My friend Isis digs pyramids, but I don't think the pharaohs had one like THIS back in ancient Egypt!"

With a frown, she looked around. "That reminds me. I haven't seen Isis since we got back. I hope she's okay." Then, Jan put her mind back on the mystery at hand. "I'm invulnerable. You all better let me go first."

Firestar stepped back, to let Jan go first. "Okay, let me know if you see anything. Even if it's just something to share with your history teacher."
The Bamf nodded in approval at Jan's suggestion and in gratitude at Firestar's history lesson.

Human sacrifices? Kinda sounds like Shagreen.

That was his initial thought. Then, he quickly changed thoughts and spoke aloud.

"Sure! You can go first. And then I--we can travel behind."

Superheroic

06-05-2008, 06:58 AM

Sighing, Jan proceeded on her way. "I guess I'd better check the pyramid out..."

"Hold a moment, Jan Marvel" J'onn J'onzz spoke "I believe I may be more suited for reconnaissance. Please let me go in first." With that J'onn turned intangible and sunk into the pyramid floor and out of sight.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/betterworld/p1/34.jpg

Jeremi

06-05-2008, 08:47 AM

"Besides," said Hawkgirl with a smile, "I've seen how you fight. You need someone to watch your back."

“Oh very funny girl, I’d rather watch your back. You know because of those wings getting in your way, slowing you down.” Pantrho said smiling.

Schornforce

06-05-2008, 09:50 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/WeCanJessie.jpg

Jessie's reservations about the pyramid slipped away as she began to notice the detail in the architecture. She thought she saw something glint inside... was that... gold?

'Hmmm... If there's treasure in this dump, I can nab it and get Bamfie to help us escape!

...unless the mummies get us.'

Superheroic

06-05-2008, 11:44 AM

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 01:03 PM

J'onn phased through the Pyramid. A patrol of Aztec guards walked by and J'onn ducked into an alcove. He reached out with his telepathy and found he could contact everyone at the pyramid entrance. Superman, he thought, can you all hear me? Being eliminated from the game seems to have removed the psychic blocks upon my powers.

We can hear you, J'onn, Superman replied telepathically.

Are you okay? Wonder Woman asked.

Yes. This Pyramid is highly advanced with technology I have never seen before. I am attempting to find a Control Room or Central Computer Room.

Just be careful, Hawkgirl told him.

I always am...

OOC: I think you're kind of taking liberties there. Since Tommy is the one who introduced the pyramid, we shouldn't just jump to conclusions about what's in there. So I haven't had Firestar go in and actually find things you don't expect to find in an ancient Aztec temple...

I think we should wait for Tommy's word before we assume that there are people inside and that there's advanced technology inside.

jobies201

06-05-2008, 01:06 PM

OOC: Someone want to PM me with the events since the end of last round please? Thanks.

Superheroic

06-05-2008, 01:23 PM

OOC: I think you're kind of taking liberties there. Since Tommy is the one who introduced the pyramid, we shouldn't just jump to conclusions about what's in there. So I haven't had Firestar go in and actually find things you don't expect to find in an ancient Aztec temple...

I think we should wait for Tommy's word before we assume that there are people inside and that there's advanced technology inside.

OOC: So an ancient Aztec temple that rises out of an erupting volcano and floats in the air is...expected? That follows all the normal Aztec architectural and technological rules? Thanks for clearing that up for me. You're right. How silly of me. I'll edit to conform...

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 01:29 PM

OOC: So an ancient Aztec temple that rises out of an erupting volcano and floats in the air is...expected? That follows all the normal Aztec architectural and technological rules? Thanks for clearing that up for me. You're right. How silly of me. I'll edit to conform...

OOC: That's not what I meant. My point is, Tommy introduced this mystery, and we shouldn't just jump to the conclusion that Tommy didn't have anything in mind about the temple. I'd rather wait for word from Tommy about it before making assumptions about what's in there.

Superheroic

06-05-2008, 02:09 PM

OOC: That's not what I meant. My point is, Tommy introduced this mystery, and we shouldn't just jump to the conclusion that Tommy didn't have anything in mind about the temple. I'd rather wait for word from Tommy about it before making assumptions about what's in there.

OOC: I think if Tommy thought it was that important he would have at least gave us an indication.

Personally I was thinking it was Quetzalcoatl-9 and that's what I was hinting at...

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 02:24 PM

"So," Green Lantern began, "What do we do now?"

"I dunno," Superman said. "Wait for J'onn I suppose."

"Think he'll find anything?"

Superman shrugged. "Whatever he finds, there can't possibly be any people inside or advanced technology. That would be stupid."

"Yeah," Hawkgirl agreed. "Stupid. It's an ancient Aztec temple..."

"Floating Aztec temple," Wonder Woman corrected.

"Right. Right. Sorry."

The Justice Lords stood around looking at each other....

"I don't think technology is what's behind this. My guess is that it's sorcery, and that the Horde are behind it somehow. Maybe if we search the place, we MIGHT find something connecting it to the Horde somehow."

Firestar carefully looked around the entrance of the temple. The doorway led into what appeared to be the dusty ruins of an ancient temple. The walls were covered in ancient carvings, though Firestar was not sure if this place was authentic or not. Authentic ancient temples didn't shoot out from the top of volcanos.

The entrance hall of the temple did not appear to contain much out of the ordinary. But Firestar thought she heard something from deep within the temple. Was it her imagination, or was that the sound of a stone door slowly opening somewhere?

Superheroic

06-05-2008, 02:41 PM

"I don't think technology is what's behind this. My guess is that it's sorcery, and that the Horde are behind it somehow. Maybe if we search the place, we MIGHT find something connecting it to the Horde somehow."

"I'm not sure," Superman said not looking at Firestar. "I would think that any battle with the Horde would take place back at Venture Compound at the end of the game win or lose. Give me two?"

Green Lantern had created a table and chairs for him and his teammates. He also created a deck of cards and some poker chips. "Here," he said to Superman as he tossed two cards to his teammate.

tangentman

06-05-2008, 02:45 PM

"I'm not sure," Superman said not looking at Firestar. "I would think that any battle with the Horde would take place back at Venture Compound at the end of the game win or lose. Give me two?"

Green Lantern had created a table and chairs for him and his teammates. He also created a deck of cards and some poker chips. "Here," he said to Superman as he tossed two cards to his teammate.

Jan cleared her throat, clearly nervous over what she was about to say. "Don't you think playing cards in a mysterious Aztec temple is kinda...frivolous? Not to mention...well...dumb?" Back-talking the Justice League was the LAST thing she would ever dream of doing. At least, under normal circumstances. However, their present situation clearly fell outside the realm of "Normal"--even as superheroes defined it.

Radioactive Zombie

06-05-2008, 05:40 PM

(( Wait, are we at the Venture Compound or Mexico? ))

Cthulhudrew

06-05-2008, 05:48 PM

However, their present situation clearly fell outside the realm of "Normal"--even as superheroes defined it.

Jan Marvel had no idea how right she was. The incongruous structure that had erupted forth from the volcano had attracted more attention than just that of the motley group of banished and killed-but-resurrected Traitor Game contestants.

In an alcove not far from the group, a pair of scruffy looking nerf herders was doing some investigating of their own.

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3129/indy4imdb1vs6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"You're sure this is the pyramid we're looking for?" the younger of the two asked.

"For the last time, kid," the older man chastised, "It's a ziggurat. The Egyptians had pyramids, and no- I'm not sure."

He shone his flashlight on the floor in front of them, illuminating some strange glyphs. "For one thing, those aren't nahuatl logograms- or any language I'm familiar with. And while I'm no fashion expert, there was something strange about the bathing suits those kids on the beach were wearing."

He shook his head. "I don't know, kid. I've got a bad feeling about this..."

Cthulhudrew

06-05-2008, 05:49 PM

(( Wait, are we at the Venture Compound or Mexico? ))

OOC: The exiled/killed are in Mexico, the rest are back in the Venture compound.

http://www.rif.org/

EDIT- Dang. Should have used that for my much delayed PSA...

Superheroic

06-05-2008, 07:23 PM

"Don't you think playing cards in a mysterious Aztec temple is kinda...frivolous? Not to mention...well...dumb?"

"I agree with you, Jan," Superman said. "Clearly we wanted to make some headway into this mystery, but for some reason someone had a problem with it."

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 08:14 PM

Firestar cautiously moved through the halls, hoping her companions would keep close behind her.

The display before her was not exactly a cheery one. Reliefs depicted human sacrifices, and scenes of cannibalism. Next to the reliefs was a rack filled with human skulls.

But yet, one alcove looked to be free of dust. It had been recently disturbed. Firestar was surprised to find what appeared to be a bunch of magazines and books stored in the alcove.

"What is THIS? It looks like some comic book called 'Tom Strong'." She looked through it, and apparently the story depicted the title hero facing highly-advanced Aztecs from another dimension called 'Aztechs'.

She looked through the rest of the books. Many of the rest were fictional stories featuring Aztec and Mayan characters in prominent roles. There was a reprinting of a DC Comics Dr. Fate story called 'Dawn of the Sixth Sun', where the antagonist attempted to bring about the end of the world prophecized in Aztec belief. There was also a sports magazine whose main story discussed the recent win-loss record of the San Diego State Aztecs.

Firestar turned to the group. "Okay, it's obvious people have been here recently. I'd be surprised if we found any ancient Aztec gold, but that's not what most of us are looking for anyway."

Again, Firestar heard a noise, from somewhere far away in the temple. It sounded like something heavy being pushed to somewhere.

Joe Acro

06-05-2008, 08:24 PM

Again, Firestar heard a noise, from somewhere far away in the temple. It sounded like something heavy being pushed to somewhere.
The Bamf heard the noise as well. At least, it was probably the same noise.

"I'll be back in a minute, guys. I want to check somethin'."

BAMF!

No one heard anything while he was gone. Then there was a loud clang.

BAMF!

"Heh heh," he said nervously. "We should probably start moving to the left."

He tried pushing a few of his fellow travelers in that direction.

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 08:31 PM

The Bamf heard the noise as well. At least, it was probably the same noise.

"I'll be back in a minute, guys. I want to check somethin'."

BAMF!

No one heard anything while he was gone. Then there was a loud clang.

BAMF!

"Heh heh," he said nervously. "We should probably start moving to the left."

He tried pushing a few of his fellow travelers in that direction.

"Okay, if you say so..." Firestar replied.

She wondered if the Bamf had disturbed something. She looked at the walls anxiously as she moved to the left.

Schornforce

06-05-2008, 09:05 PM

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While Bamf and the others seemed to either be playing cards or exploring another part of the pyramid, Jessie wandered off towards the glittering object she saw.

Then she saw it, a strange mask of an unknown origin... glittering gold and sitting atop a very diva-esque statue of some presumed queen or something. Who knows? A lot of the features of the statue seemed kind of worn.

So what else would someone do if faced with an object of unknown power and origin that could be from another time and possibly even another world or dimension?

Play dress up, of course!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/SssssmokinJessie.jpg

Joe Acro

06-05-2008, 09:20 PM

She looked at the walls anxiously as she moved to the left.The Bamf noticed her small steps.

"Further to the left! We need to leave!"

Then he realized that Jessie was not following him.

"Where's..."

He stood shocked for a moment when he saw her wearing the golden mask.

In the distance, he heard a loud, "UHHHH!" and saw a light on the other side of the room slowly getting bigger and brighter.

"Let's go, Jessie! So we don't have to face the m---lack of gold in this room!" he said somewhat frantically.

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 09:28 PM

Joe Acro

06-05-2008, 09:38 PM

Firestar rushed abruptly to the left. "What is it?" she asked. "What did you see?"
The Bamf turned to face Firestar as she rushed over.

"Oh, it's nothing. Really."

Then he got close to her ear.

"Just some living mummies on fire. Nothing you guys can't handle, right?"

Schornforce

06-05-2008, 09:41 PM

The Bamf noticed her small steps.

"Further to the left! We need to leave!"

Then he realized that Jessie was not following him.

"Where's..."

He stood shocked for a moment when he saw her wearing the golden mask.

In the distance, he heard a loud, "UHHHH!" and saw a light on the other side of the room slowly getting bigger and brighter.

"Let's go, Jessie! So we don't have to face the m---lack of gold in this room!" he said somewhat frantically.

Jessie turns to Bamf and then visibly sighs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/SssssmokinJessie.jpg

"Hm? Alright Bamfie, I was just-- *hnnn*....

...

...

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At last... at long last!!! I, Chachiuhnenetzin, QUEEN of the Aztecs live once more!

...

And now my hair is FABulous!

Bow down before me, my new subjects and your Queen shall grant you mercy. Fail, and only torment awaits."

Possessed by the mask, Jessie is even more arrogant than usual. Who knows what other powers the mysterious mask may hold?

Indigo Al

06-05-2008, 09:44 PM

Back in the Venture Brothers compound....

"Lords of Light! Only those bizarrely clad urchins could have commited the most recent crimes!"

OOC: Vote for Shego and Senor Senior

Joe Acro

06-05-2008, 09:47 PM

"Bow down before me, my new subjects and your Queen shall grant you mercy. Fail, and only torment awaits."
The Bamf looked at the new Jessie with a strange look.

"Bow? Torment? Are you okay?"

OOC: And I'm out for the night, unfortunately. I'll pick back up when I can.

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 09:58 PM

Jessie turns to Bamf and then visibly sighs. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At last... at long last!!! I, Chachiuhnenetzin, QUEEN of the Aztecs live once more!

...

And now my hair is FABulous!

Bow down before me, my new subjects and your Queen shall grant you mercy. Fail, and only torment awaits."

Possessed by the mask, Jessie is even more arrogant than usual. Who knows what other powers the mysterious mask may hold?

"All right, Jessie." Firestar replied. "Quit clowning around. You heard Bamf. This place might be more dangerous than we thought it'd be."

She turned to Bamf. She saw a strange light coming from the darkness. "Are you sure those are two burning mummies? The Egyptians were more into mummying than the Aztecs."

She paused to get a better look at the shapes approaching.

Schornforce

06-05-2008, 10:17 PM

Donald M.

06-05-2008, 10:29 PM

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Oh right, sorry. Anyway, here with that important message, Goofus and Gallant, stars of the Goofus and Gallant/G.I. Job Action Power Hour! Beg your parents to buy you the new Showdown at Golgotha Action Crucifixion Playset . . .

"*AHEM*"

Right. Goofus and Gallant.

"Thank you ever so much. Sorry I have to interrupt your sales pitch with potentially life-saving info for the kiddies. Now then kids, have you ever felt a bit down? Like my pal Gallant does right now?"

"Life is **** and then you die and become worm****. How appropriate."

"Nice language for a PSA, pal! Well, anyway, we all feel sad sometimes. Sometimes we even feel sad enough to want to hurt ourselves!"

"O death, where is thy sting?"

"Case in point. He's not wearing black because there's no clothes to change into here, but if he starts cutting himself, his transformation into a goth chick will be complete."

" . . . . . . "

"Anyway, I had a point and that point is, don't cut yourselves kids! It's not cool and it, like, hurts!"

"But sometimes, that's the only way you can feel anything!"

"Remember kids, don't be Emo! Emos are douches!"

This important message was brought to you by . . .

"Seriously dude, I am warning you!"

And now back to our regularly scheduled Traitor Game, still in progress!

Radioactive Zombie

06-05-2008, 10:31 PM

Annoyingly, Ed had slipped out of the arcade, which, oddly enough, was next to the still raging Jerry Springer special on the beach, and had donned the alien costume once more.

Alien-Ed sensed the pyramid far off, and started to traverse rooftops and taking various pieces of anything vaguely sticky from hapless passerbys. After a while, it finally reached the base of the volcano, ignoring the lava rivers...

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 10:39 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/SssssmokinJessie.jpg

"FOOLS! Do not test the great Chachiuhnenetzin!!! You dare to question my identity?!!

Very well. Do so at your peril."

Jessie began to levitate ominously and the eyes of the mask shot out beams of energy at Firestar and Bamf.

Firestar was quick to dodge the beams of energy. She's not fooling around! She IS possessed!

However, Firestar thought of a way to get the mask off.

Quickly, she concentrated, and fired a heat blast at the mask. She hoped that the mask would become so hot that Jessie would be forced to remove it, and therefore no longer be under this ancient Aztec spirit's possession...

Schornforce

06-05-2008, 10:57 PM

Firestar was quick to dodge the beams of energy. She's not fooling around! She IS possessed!

However, Firestar thought of a way to get the mask off.

Quickly, she concentrated, and fired a heat blast at the mask. She hoped that the mask would become so hot that Jessie would be forced to remove it, and therefore no longer be under this ancient Aztec spirit's possession...

"GAH!!! Ouch! Hothothothothothothot!" Jessie wrenched the mask away out of reflex, causing the mask to scream out, "NOOOO!!! I was so close to living again! Get them my mummified subjects!!!"

Then the aforementioned flaaaaaaming mummies shambled into view.

Chris Lang

06-05-2008, 11:16 PM

"GAH!!! Ouch! Hothothothothothothot!" Jessie wrenched the mask away out of reflex, causing the mask to scream out, "NOOOO!!! I was so close to living again! Get them my mummified subjects!!!"

Then the aforementioned flaaaaaaming mummies shambled into view.

Firestar gazed at the mummies in astonishment. "Shouldn't these guys be falling apart?"

The mummies were already ablaze, so she wasn't sure what she could do against them. She was hesitant to blast the walls or floor or ceiling of this place, because she didn't know what could happen.

She turned to the others, hoping they had some idea for getting rid of these pests.

Jeremi

06-06-2008, 02:09 AM

She turned to the others, hoping they had some idea for getting rid of these pests.

“Stand back I’m going to try something.” Pantrho grabs one of his chemical capsules and throws it at the oncoming mummies. White foam surrounds them smothering the flames. “Now there just regular mummies.” Pantrho proceeds to hit once head of. “Perfectly touchable and disposable.”

Meanwhile deep in the depths of the pyramid in what seems to be a prison cell a yellow sarcophagus is set in the middle. Suddenly the eyes of the sarcophagus lit up. “Someone’s coming? This pleases me. Revenge is soon at hand!”

OverMaster

06-06-2008, 05:46 AM

Back in the Venture Brothers compound....

"Lords of Light! Only those bizarrely clad urchins could have commited the most recent crimes!"

From where he and Pumbaa played cards (hey, they had more of a reason for it than the Justice Lords... :tongue: ), the meerkat raised an eyebrow in recognition.

"Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. Very well, Shego and Señorito Señor Junior it is, then". He looked at his cards and slammed them down with a sigh. "I fold. Geez, today just isn't my day".

Tommy

06-06-2008, 10:15 AM

Voting

Shego & Jr. 2- Overmaster (Timon & Pumbaa), Indigo Al (Thundarr)

Jeremi

06-06-2008, 12:27 PM

Fighting the now normal mummies Pantrho mistakenly steps on a tile that opens the floor under him. “Agility indeed.” Pantrho proceeds to slide down a ramp into a seemingly empty room. “Where am I?”

“Welcome stranger.”

Pantrho jumped and took out his nunchaku. “Who’s there show yourself!”

A light shone up in the centre of the room revealing a sarcophagus. “That would have been me.”

“Who are you?”

“Consider me a enemy of your enemy, which quite practically means I’m your friend.”

“Well I don’t really make friends with coffins stranger. So what are you doing here?”

“For fighting against the Horde for him enslaving my people the list goes on. I ask you to set me free so I can set right this injustice. Remove the medallion from the sarcophagus and set me free.”

“See I don’t trust you what says that you don’t deserve being here?”

“I can assure you that is not the case. I merely want my revenge on the Horde and nothing more. Now set me free!”

Pantrho walks towards the coffin. “Well you’ll still be a lesser of two evils, here goes nothing.” Pantrho removed the medallion. Nothing happened at first until the room started shaking. "I'm starting to regret this!"

Meanwhile up with the other players the ground started to shake as the prisoner busted from the floor with Pantrho in the heels. “Tremble lackeys of the Horde! Now me as Anakaris! Now me as your deaths!”

http://www.fenixware.net/fab/images/chars/game/anakaris_das.jpg

Chris Lang

06-06-2008, 01:09 PM

Meanwhile up with the other players the ground started to shake as the prisoner busted from the floor with Pantrho in the heels. “Tremble lackeys of the Horde! Now me as Anakaris! Now me as your deaths!”

"I don't know who you are but we are NOT lackeys of the Horde! We're trying to STOP them! That's why we're here!" Firestar proclaimed.

Firestar was prepared to strike back at this newcomer, but she waited for his response first.

Schornforce

06-06-2008, 01:32 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Me/HellfireJessie.jpg

The possession had taken a lot out of Jessie, but she managed to muster her strength for a moment.

"Grrr... only... one... queen diva of THIS omniverse..."

Jessie hurled the golden mask down into Anarkis' room below where it hit the sarcophagus with a resounding clatter.

Jessie then, 'hmph'ed, gave a haughty snort of derision, and passed out.

OOC: I'm not sure I'll have time to post more before I leave. If I do, I'll post a bit for James and Meowth who are still below in Mexico.

Feel free to use Jessie's pokemon-- Seviper, Dustox, and Wobbuffet (we'll say she recalled him after they were transported from Hogwarts) as you would any NPCs.

Radioactive Zombie

06-06-2008, 01:51 PM

Edd and Eddy roared over the barrios of Mexico on a makeshift jet. Of course, it was another jury-rig - it consisted of a stolen hang glider, a tandem bike, light wood fashioned into something vaguely resembling a fighter jet, laser pens, and several fire extinguishers and a mail-order jet.

Of course, they were still following Alien-Ed to the strange Aztec pyramid that SOMEHOW appeared over the volcano, obviously not possible. This Edd loudly complained while the jet maneuvered past depreciated high-rises.

"...of course, this is impossible. It defies all sorts of laws of science, is completely strange, because that mountain wasn't classified a volcano, and blah blah blah..."

Of course, "blah blah blah" courtesy of Eddy's thoughts.

GoGo Yubari

06-06-2008, 04:12 PM

"Aaaaand everyone's doing it wrong. Huge shock. Not that I mind not having to play this stupid game anymore."

"But shouldn't we at least make an effort?"

"What, you mean choose between the barbarian who's pretty much been dictating the way everyone votes for the past five rounds but at the same time was the first to vote for the last known traitors, the talking animals who, if I could just figure out how they would pull off the kills, I'd vote for, the two kids who have stayed completely under the radar and are pretty visibly nuts and volatile, and the Inspector who's theoretically been cleared but hasn't been taken out of the game by the traitors for god knows what reason?"

"... oh."

"Yeah. Kind of beyond caring. You can vote, why not."

"Er. Well, I am tempted to vote for the barbarian because excuse me? URCHINS? My father is one of the ten richest men on the planet, thank you very much! But instead I will vote for the two disturbed teenagers. Because... I can think of compelling reasons why it couldn't be the other three, but not those two."

"Of course, now they'll vote for us too instead of maybe siding with us if we'd voted for one of the two who had voted for us..."

"... oh. Should I change --"

"Don't even think about it. Spring break, here we come! Finally."

((OOC: Voting for Goofus & Gallant.))

Deadpooligan

06-06-2008, 04:51 PM

The Warners appeared, back in detective garb. This time, they sought out the only remaining non-interrogated player thus far.

"Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-Inspec-tor Gad-get! Duh-duh-duh-duh-dum!"

"Woo Hoooooo!"

"Alright, Gadget, the game is afoot. Too bad. If it were Twister, you'd be a shoe-in.

Alright, let's get on with this.

1. Mister Inspector, the agent may have cleared you, but it's possible that one of the names mentioned was not cleared. How strong would you say your cybernetic Dynomutt-like hands are? Strong enough to maybe snap a neck or shove nunchucks down someone's throat?"

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1518/gadgetqueryjt4.jpg

"Well, gee, I'm not sure exactly where I am right now, kid, but I can answer a few questions, sure! To start; of course, I'm cleared! I'm an officer of the law! My hands are hands of the law! They're strong enough to take down a criminal at 30 yards and slap 'cuffs on 'em!"

2. "Do you know Robocop? Could'ja get me his autograph? I forgot to get it in one of the previous Traitor Games."

"RoboCop... ah, you mean Alex Murphy! Yes, I know him! In fact, we were partners once upon a time when I was a mere officer in Detroit! I'm sure I could get his autograph for you, kid! ...say... you wouldn't mind settling for mine...?"

"Wow. This game is a lot like my famous 'Case of the Boring Bookend'-- only not as exciting.

3. Hey, Inspector, you have a laser or something, right? That'd be awful handy for slicin' up depressed little robots, don'tcha think?"

"Ah, yes! I do have a Go-Go-Gadget Laser! It--"

A shot FBWEEEEEN'd out of his finger and immolated Encyclopedia Brown's corpse. Penny Gadget was sitting in a corner, with a blank face and glazed over eyes.

The Inspector turned to her and back to the Warners.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/463/gadgetindexcx3.jpg

"Excuse me for one second, kids! I have to tend to my niece. I don't think she's feeling well..."

OOC: Vote for Shego / Senor Senior Jr.

Joe Acro

06-06-2008, 06:47 PM

"Are you sure those are two burning mummies? The Egyptians were more into mummying than the Aztecs."
The Bamf almost answered Firestar when the then-possessed Jessie decided to shoot them for their insolence.

"FOOLS! Do not test the great Chachiuhnenetzin!!! You dare to question my identity?!!

Very well. Do so at your peril."

Jessie began to levitate ominously and the eyes of the mask shot out beams of energy at Firestar and Bamf.
Bamf was able to easily teleport out of the way while Firestar struck the mask with a burst of fire.

Shortly thereafter, Jessie recovered her senses and Panthro defeated a few mummies before disappearing.

Jessie hurled the golden mask down into Anarkis' room below where it hit the sarcophagus with a resounding clatter.

Jessie then, 'hmph'ed, gave a haughty snort of derision, and passed out.
Bamf acted quickly and caught her as she fell. The remaining mummies began to crowd around them.

Having previously done so much teleporting, he was a little worn out. Even so, he was unable to see a safe place to go.

He did the only thing he knew to do. He gathered up all his willpower, he focused only on his goal--building his adrenaline--and, holding Jessie, he...

...jumped onto the shoulders of the mummy directly in front of him and bounced from mummy head to mummy head as he leapt to safety.

Radioactive Zombie

06-06-2008, 07:28 PM

Finally, Alien-Ed, after being covered in several layers of soot and ash, and having leapt a considerable distance to the Aztec pyramid, crawled up the set of stairs and entered a small vent of sorts. It lead to a dusty, cold chamber, filled with various trinkets and gold.

Alien-Ed wasn't interested in such trifles. Ripping open a box of a Mexican clone of Fruit Loops and opening the lid on a jug of milk, it placed the contents of both in its mouth and started to chew, then sprayed a large portion of a half-rotten wall with the goo.

Hearing a commotion, Ed peered into the dark hallways, then scurried off into one such corridor.

Meanwhile, Edd and Eddy were circling the pyramid, about to land. Eddy was manhandling a pair of delicate telescopes, duct-taped together to form a binocular.

"Edd, your junk never works. This thing is friggin' blurry! I... hey, what's that?"

Mysteriously, a fuzzy image - quite clear to the naked eye - faded in and out, like a out-of-whack TV signal viewed through an out-of-focus binocular. Eventually, the strange visage solidified, placed on top of the Pyramid's "summit".

It was the Jerry Springer show. Beach sand spilled from the summit. Of course, most of the audience were perplexed, again, and annoyed at being whisked off to another strange and potentially pernicious location.

Jerry looked around the new enviroment, shrugged, brushed the ash off his suit and continued. Next up, our program special is... how the Hell does one pronounce this... sho... shotacon?! For one guest, we have... Green... Onion?

A director rushed and whispered in Springer's ear. "Oh... Nagger? Negger? Begger? I can't... what? Negi? Just bring out the other guy...

Oh, and another feature for tonight - Daddy Never Loved Me! Please welcome... Shinji Ikari!"

Of course, this was the proper Ikari, not the one that was the head of NERV and punched Talon in the face, or the one pimp-slapped by Supes-Prime, but the actual one. He seemed morose. Granted, he always was. The Ikari in the audience went pale.

"Have a seat..."

(( Of course, ask me to discontinue and I shall. Sorry, Cthul! ))

Jeremi

06-06-2008, 11:36 PM

"I don't know who you are but we are NOT lackeys of the Horde! We're trying to STOP them! That's why we're here!" Firestar proclaimed.

Firestar was prepared to strike back at this newcomer, but she waited for his response first.
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“Coffin drop.” A large coffin came out of nowhere and crushed a few of the mummies. “Woman I’m not some trifling dolt! Anakaris knows who’s a foe and who’s not. Fortunately for you I’ve come to help you get out of this abomination of a pyramid. The Horde will fall to my might.”

Chris Lang

06-07-2008, 05:06 AM

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“Coffin drop.” A large coffin came out of nowhere and crushed a few of the mummies. “Woman I’m not some trifling dolt! Anakaris knows who’s a foe and who’s not. Fortunately for you I’ve come to help you get out of this abomination of a pyramid. The Horde will fall to my might.”

"Actually, we only came here to find out what this pyramid is doing here." Firestar replied. "I don't think we've found everything yet."

"But if you're here to help us with the Horde ... I don't know where to find them. I tried to leave Mexico, but ended up being sent back."

OverMaster

06-07-2008, 06:08 AM

It was the Jerry Springer show. Beach sand spilled from the summit. Of course, most of the audience were perplexed, again, and annoyed at being whisked off to another strange and potentially pernicious location.

Jerry looked around the new enviroment, shrugged, brushed the ash off his suit and continued. Next up, our program special is... how the Hell does one pronounce this... sho... shotacon?! For one guest, we have... Green... Onion?

A director rushed and whispered in Springer's ear. [b]"Oh... Nagger? Negger? Begger? I can't... what? Negi? Just bring out the other guy...·.

Meanwhile, near there:

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"There must be an escape way, somewhere around here... Darn! These windows are sealed!".

Jeremi

06-07-2008, 06:19 AM

"Actually, we only came here to find out what this pyramid is doing here." Firestar replied. "I don't think we've found everything yet."

"But if you're here to help us with the Horde ... I don't know where to find them. I tried to leave Mexico, but ended up being sent back."

”One of its uses was holding me captive. Its other uses are a mystery even for the mighty Anakaris. Nevertheless…” Anakaris sent out a burst of lightning disintegrating the last mummies. “Exploring the pyramid might lend us some clues on the Hordes activites. So for the time being rejoice for the mighty Anakaris has joined your party!”

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Tommy

06-07-2008, 06:40 AM

***I'm finally updating***

(And hopefully it will be coherent despite my being high on Nyquil)

Tommy

06-07-2008, 07:01 AM

“Winged Victory is smiling upon us this day me dear Dolores,” Hordak said. “For once more the assembled have guessed incorrectly.”

“Of course they have, the glorious Horde was meant to rise and bring order to all these scattered filthy barbaric peoples.”

“Shego and her effeminate sidekick… I banish you!”

“And as for the remaining, well I have delightful news; the Bad Guy has struck again! Long may the Horde reign in heaven and on earth!”

Dolores took the few remaining players outside where they found Timon with his entire body crushed, and Pumbaa with his head slammed into the concrete wall.

“Yes, the final bad guy took that filthy warthog and use him to crush the even filthier rodent and then threw him against this concrete wall. Isn’t it delightful?”

***Meanwhile in Exotic Tropical Location***

With a poof Shego and Jr. appeared out of thin air… right next to a lava flow that was slowly destroying several of the most popular bars among the spring breakers. Next to them the ground bulged and out popped Timon and Pumbaa. Naturaly the Spring Breakers were totally ambivalent about the lava. One decided to approach Shego.

“Okay, I’m no like, leshbian, but you’re like… you’re like so totally hot ‘n’ I jusss wanna make out with you ‘n’ youknow…”

Tommy

06-07-2008, 07:03 AM

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Players

Deadpooligan as INSPECTOR GADGET
Donald M. as GOOFUS & GALLANT
IndigoAl as THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN

Dearly Departed

Troy-- Lungs missing
Jeanie-- Banished
Luxord-- Throat slit with a scalpel
Waspinator-- Banished
Panthro-- Choked on his weapon (Good Guy)
Puppetmon—Banished (Bad Guy)
Jan Marvel-- Shot with the OOO Ray (Good Guy)
Spider-Man- Banished (Other Guy)
Justice Lords- MM set on fire, psychically killed teammates
Mr. Richfield- Banished
Ironman- Banished
Wile E.- Banished
Firestar- Hit with a car
Taz- Banished
Team Rocket- Blasted Off
Dale Gribble- Banished
Wheeler- Burned to Death
Bamf- Teleportation accident
Ed, Edd & Eddy- Banished (Bad Guys)
Punisher- Neck Snapped
Stephen Lynch- Choked on own Guitar
Cliff Huxtable- Banished
Marvin- Torn apart
Encyclopedia Brown- Neck snapped
Shego & Jr.- Banished
Timon & Pumbaa- Crushed

BAD GUY send me your next kill, Overmaster your turn for the PSA, everyone else: voting is now open and will end Monday at 8:00 pm.

FINAL ROUND PEOPLE!