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Agent Helix
05-13-2008, 10:03 AM
Well, "Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside" was some slogan for a snack food that became a catchphrase, and "Not in the face!" is a pretty common phrase for pop culture in general.

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 10:03 AM
Huh! lookit all this boobs talk. I will now attempt to restore a little balance to the world...



http://www.marvel.com/i/content/st/3380header_banner9406788.jpg

I really have to admit I don't get the joke.

Agent Helix
05-13-2008, 10:04 AM
Morna thinks Downey as Iron Man is really sexy.

Frankly, so do I.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 10:05 AM
"Not in the face. Not in the face." is a comedy bit that's been in movies for decades.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 10:06 AM
Jared_Humpherys misses things late at night:

I really have to admit I don't get the joke.

You must not have been there when morna said that anytime anyone mentions "boobs", she was going to gender-counter with pictures of sexy Mr. Jr. :wink:

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 10:13 AM
Heh, my roomie taught me "if it's funny once, it's funny a thousand times"!!! :biggrin:

OK, he was wrong, but I have my own fun.

Men just wanna have fun.

The Warriors Are Good. Reeaall Good.

Yup.

Huh! lookit all this boobs talk. I will now attempt to restore a little balance to the world...



http://www.marvel.com/i/content/st/3380header_banner9406788.jpg

Thank you.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 10:15 AM
Morna thinks Downey as Iron Man is really sexy.

Frankly, so do I.
It's the face of an angel!

Gilda Dent
05-13-2008, 10:19 AM
Which phrase? Both of those are kinda common.

"Not in the face."

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 10:19 AM
Morna thinks Downey as Iron Man is really sexy.

Frankly, so do I.

Oh, so it's a way for her to fight back against all the testosterone-laden "ZOMG she is so hot" stuff us guys spout off all the time?

I can dig that.

Royal
05-13-2008, 10:25 AM
Yup.


I do think the Hi Hats got the shaft though. They have a cartoon for a leader.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 10:26 AM
Yup. She's a clever one, our morna.

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 10:28 AM
I am failing to live up to the example of my avatar. Drat.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 10:31 AM
I am not failing to live up to mine.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 10:32 AM
Who is that, btw?

Dreadstar
05-13-2008, 10:32 AM
I am failing to live up to the example of my avatar. Drat.

Enh, at least you're not condescending to the masses with words like "sad" and "pathetic."

Agent Helix
05-13-2008, 10:32 AM
Stephen Lynch. He's a comedian that does songs.

Agent Helix
05-13-2008, 10:35 AM
Enh, at least you're not condescending to the masses with words like "sad" and "pathetic."

It isn't my fault the masses are so sad and pathetic. They should buck up a little.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 10:37 AM
Ah, yes, I know who he is.

Just hard to tell with such a small, fuzzy pic.

Thanks.

morna
05-13-2008, 10:43 AM
agent helix and 'dox are correct.

adoggoesmeow
05-13-2008, 10:48 AM
I walk into the library here at my school....and a fiesta just breaks out.

I wish everywhere I went a party just starts outta nowhere.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 10:52 AM
morna ignores my siggy:

agent helix and 'dox are correct.

I can't be. Alex said so. :biggrin:

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 10:56 AM
agent helix and 'dox are correct.
I owe you all a coke. Or something.

Justin D.
05-13-2008, 10:57 AM
Just try not to be disappointed.

Neve Campbell's were a bit of a letdown.

And confusingly odd-looking for someone of her age. They looked deflated. Not flat, but deflated.

Oh, so it's a way for her to fight back against all the testosterone-laden "ZOMG she is so hot" stuff us guys spout off all the time?

I can dig that.

Yeah, I can too. I'll admit he looks quite good in that picture and shockingly young too.

However, it's so lame when I see a guy say "someone needs to get laid" or "you guys sound desperate" when other guys start talking about women they find attractive. I have sex pretty regularly (quite, actually) and am still extremely attracted to Kristina. However, I still like looking at other women I find hot too.

Guess what? I also like big tits too. Just saying that because I noticed people say to guys who do that they're forcing beauty types on women or some such nonsense. No, sorry, I'm not. Just like boobies. I also like sexy legs. Damn me for hating on those amputees out there.

Stephen Lynch. He's a comedian that does songs.

I saw him open for Lewis Black a few years ago. He was better than Black, but Black redeemed himself in my eyes when I saw him a couple years later. Lynch's CDs are only good though if you get the live ones.

Agent Helix
05-13-2008, 10:58 AM
Lynch is okay. The novelty runs out after a few songs, because the jokes are all pretty much the same. Most schtick comedians are like that.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 11:02 AM
I saw him open for Lewis Black a few years ago. He was better than Black, but Black redeemed himself in my eyes when I saw him a couple years later. Lynch's CDs are only good though if you get the live ones.

Agreed. His live ones are so much better. And he constantly changes his lyrics!

And audience participation is a bit of a key funny.

Gilda Dent
05-13-2008, 11:06 AM
We watched the movie Stay last night. It's an interesting little thriller that almost holds up at the end, but doesn't quite make it, especially if you've seen other movies with a similar premise.

Ewan MacGregor plays a psychiatrist working for a University counseling service with a new patient he's taken over from another counselor who's had a nervous breakdown. The new patient announces that he's going to kill himself in three days at midnight and makes a number of nonsensical but eerily accurate predictions. The psychiatrist begins to investigate, hoping to find the patient before he kills himself, and the more he finds out, the stranger things become, the more confused he gets.

By about a third of the way in, I was convinced that the psychiatrist was hallucinating the patient, or possibly that the solution would be similar to the one in the wonderful, underrated Korean horror movie Whispering Corridors in which we find that

The mentor/teacher and the student are different forms/incarnations of the same person.

I also suspected for some time that the student was

A hallucination/alternate personality, ala Fight Club or Secret Window

but in the end I was mildly surprised to find that

the whole thing was a dream/hallucination experienced as the student was dying following a car accident, similar to Jacob's Ladder, Mulholland Drive, or Carnival of Souls, with people helping the badly injured young man at the scene of the accident being incorporated into his near death dream/hallucination, with the difference here being that the student survives. It hadn't occurred to me that it would be the student's hallucination and everyone else part of his imagination because we were following the psychiatrist, which was a nice change for this type of movie, and in context makes sense afterwards as in a dream, you can follow someone else doing things you wouldn't be witness to ordinarily..

It almost works, and does some interesting things visually, but the final explanation doesn't quite support things as well as I'd hoped.

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 11:06 AM
When it comes to comedians who play music, the best I know are Flight Of The Conchords.


Todd Snider is always good for a few humorous songs, as well.

Paul McEnery
05-13-2008, 11:12 AM
When it comes to comedians who play music, the best I know are Flight Of The Conchords.


Todd Snider is always good for a few humorous songs, as well.

Tim Minchin!!!

(Have I spelled him right this time?)

Paul McEnery
05-13-2008, 11:15 AM
all I know is she likes to flash her boobs a lot.



and I'm off to a meeting.
You finally signed up for Boobs Anon?

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 11:15 AM
Tim Minchin!!!

(Have I spelled him right this time?)

I know nothing about him, looking at you tube now.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 11:24 AM
Tim Minchin!!!

(Have I spelled him right this time?)
Absolutely. 5 Points to Paul!

He's such a nice guy, who isn't afraid to get all sick and blasphemous without it turning into a series of sickening penis jokes.

He has class. And a nice ass.

morna
05-13-2008, 11:25 AM
Paul I read that article you posted yesterday... well, scanned and read to be honest. It was um, disturbing.

Paul McEnery
05-13-2008, 11:27 AM
Paul I read that article you posted yesterday... well, scanned and read to be honest. It was um, disturbing.

Isn't it, though?

I find myself to be prepared for the evil of governments, and the mass murder of millions.

But that?

Shudder.

tricksterpup
05-13-2008, 11:29 AM
I am not failing to live up to mine.

Who is that, btw?

I am always living up to mine..
by the way lunch is great today.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/coyoteeatingtrash.jpg



And in honor or Keith Giffen's Unfortunate Confluence of Words (http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=16356). I give you this.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/JLA2.jpg

But some times I do think of this.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/typoandbats.jpg

mattx110
05-13-2008, 11:41 AM
Has anyone ever done Macbeth as a skitzophrenic who is played by multiple actors?

If not... gimme 10 years and you're gonna get the most awesome low-budget Macbeth film with awesome acting ever!

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 11:56 AM
Its quiet.... too quiet.

Rallura
05-13-2008, 11:58 AM
So...I collapsed at work Saturday.

It was the culmination of several hours' worth of nausea and dizziness and when I went to go get some water I just got to the hallway and my knees buckled from under me. Tried to make a go of the rest of the day, but when Dave (my boss) found out he told me to leave early and go see a doctor.

Three hours in the ER waiting room (urgent care had closed by then) and another three in the unit itself and I saw the only doctor in the place, apparently, and since my symptoms had long subsided she couldn't give me an exact diagnosis, but from my description said that it sounded like either an arrhythmia or a severe anxiety attack. One Xanax prescription and doctor's note later and I was discharged.

I may be crazy. Who knew?

I assume
since you are sensible
you are in process of seeing your normal doctor.
Or else.
Also,
let us know if you need anything.

DrewTheXenocide
05-13-2008, 12:02 PM
Jeebus, I've got a final in a half-hour that I haven't studied for, nor have I ever really read for the class.

And I'm on Rita's. Thanks for the $14K education, parents.

Mac Danny
05-13-2008, 12:02 PM
Has anyone ever done Macbeth as a skitzophrenic who is played by multiple actors?

If not... gimme 10 years and you're gonna get the most awesome low-budget Macbeth film with awesome acting ever!

There was that thing in the movie Soapdish about Kevin Kline's character doing a one man Hamlet. That every character was in Hamlets head.

DrewTheXenocide
05-13-2008, 12:04 PM
You must not have been there when morna said that anytime anyone mentions "boobs", she was going to gender-counter with pictures of sexy Mr. Jr. :wink:

Suddenly, the world makes sense now. I've been trying to figure out what the deal was with that.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 12:16 PM
Its quiet.... too quiet.
It's Raph... a little too Raph.
There was that thing in the movie Soapdish about Kevin Kline's character doing a one man Hamlet. That every character was in Hamlets head.
Hmm...

Well, mine's better!

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 12:17 PM
There was that thing in the movie Soapdish about Kevin Kline's character doing a one man Hamlet. That every character was in Hamlets head.

Didn't Patrick Stewart do Christmas Carol or something, solo?

Justin D.
05-13-2008, 12:21 PM
Paul I read that article you posted yesterday... well, scanned and read to be honest. It was um, disturbing.

Which article would that be?


And in honor or Keith Giffen's Unfortunate Confluence of Words (http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=16356). I give you this.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/tricksterpup/JLA2.jpg

Is anyone else disappointed in Giffen's columns? Besides the one on continuity, most of them seem outdated.

Justin D.
05-13-2008, 12:22 PM
Didn't Patrick Stewart do Christmas Carol or something, solo?

Yes, it's a regular thing for him. He's been doing it for I don't know how many years.

adoggoesmeow
05-13-2008, 12:24 PM
I'm bored, so I'm going to ramble till my next class.

It has come to this posters' attention that society is hurting. Everyone is
complaining about something, whining, and complaining are commonplace everywhere you look, everywhere you go. I have done extensive scientific research on how to improve society as a whole. Step one involves Wal-Mart.

Everyone knows Wal-Mart, and at some point in the average person's life, you will have to shop there. The problem that Wal-Mart has is that people do not shop like how they are suppose to. People crowd the aisle. This annoys everyone, and in turn hurts society much more than you will ever know.

Fact - A father having to deal with people at Wal-Mart goes home and beats his kids.
Fact - A wife having to deal with Wal-Mart goes home and sleeps with the UPS man.
Fact - A kid having to deal with Wal-Mart has a leprechaun telling them how pretty fire is.

I have come up with some good solutions on how to solve Wal-Mart's issues.

First, the "aisles" will now be called "lanes". There will be two lanes where each "aisle" is currently located. One lane will have people head one direction; the other lane will have people head the other way. Can you guess what this mimics? That is right, it is just like a road. Since we are mimicking a road, we are going to go even further, people will have to be licensed to walk the streets of Wal-Mart. This means that kids under 16 will not be allowed into the suburb town of Wal-Mart. Every Wal-Mart now has a Starbucks, a Subway, or a McDonalds inside of it. We will take that crap out. We will fill the place with those plastic balls you find at the McDonalds playground area. We will call this area "Kid Cake Center" were the kids will eat free cake while mommy or daddy walk the streets of Wal-Mart to shop.

More problems will arise, as 'hoods and Wal-Mart gangs will appear to spring up. There will be the poor sections of Wal-Mart (namely the craft section) and there will be crack dealers and Wal-mart prostitutes. The Crack dealers making their Wal-Mart crack deals, and the Wal-mart prostitutes shaking their Wal-Mart booties. It will soon be tough to walk the "mean streets" of Wal-mart, and then there will be "walk by shootings". To stop this chaos we will establish the W.M.P.D (Wal-Mart Police Department).

The W.M.P.D has one objective, to restore order to the utopia that is Wal-Mart. With order restored, people will be happier and society will be healthier as a whole.

Fact - Charlie Manson would be a happy Milkman and not a serial killer if my plan had been implemented
Fact - The Holocaust would never have happened if my plan had been implemented
Fact - The Roman Empire would never had fallen if my plan had been implemented
Fact - Jesus would still be alive if my plan had been implemented.

end ramble

Rallura
05-13-2008, 12:31 PM
I could only support
Walmart lanes
is there was a random chance
of being able to encounter
a walmart exec
and running them over.

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 12:34 PM
I could only support
Walmart lanes
is there was a random chance
of being able to encounter
a walmart exec
and running them over.


Which Wal-Mart exec would ever be caught inside a Wal-Mart?

adoggoesmeow
05-13-2008, 12:35 PM
Which Wal-Mart exec would ever be caught inside a Wal-Mart?

They shop at Target.

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 01:01 PM
I could only support
Walmart lanes
is there was a random chance
of being able to encounter
a walmart exec
and running them over.


I somehow misread this as having random encounters in Wal-Mart.

"You are lost in the lingerie aisle. Roll a Reflex save."

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 01:02 PM
I somehow misread this as having random encounters in Wal-Mart.

"You are lost in the lingerie aisle."

You make this sound like a bad thing.

Agent Helix
05-13-2008, 01:03 PM
If you get lost in the lingerie aisle at Wal-Mart, you might as well just give yourself up for dead, because no matter what happens, you'll wish you were.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 01:07 PM
i'm dumb dumb dumb dumbdumb

morna
05-13-2008, 01:10 PM
Which article would that be?

....

Shall I engage the search function or will you...?

darkhanamaru
05-13-2008, 01:10 PM
happiness is new pair of noise canceling head phones

Gilda Dent
05-13-2008, 01:11 PM
I don't get shopping at Wal Mart if there is a Target nearby.

Prices are similar, and the stores and customer service much nicer. They also treat their employees better.

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 01:12 PM
I don't get shopping at Wal Mart if there is a Target nearby.

Prices are similar, and the stores and customer service much nicer. They also treat their employees better.

Maybe shoppers try but keeping missing.

Royal
05-13-2008, 01:14 PM
You Se What You Get Hurricanes!? You See What You Get For Messing With The Warriors!?!?!

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 01:14 PM
You make this sound like a bad thing.

Chicago Wal-Marts get the hotties, do they?

Man, EVERYTHING is better there!

Typo Lad
05-13-2008, 01:20 PM
I may have to stay away from religion threads as much as I need to stay away from political ones.

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 01:23 PM
I may have to stay away from religion threads as much as I need to stay away from political ones.

There is certainly a type of thread I need to start staying away from. They do me no good.

Puma
05-13-2008, 01:23 PM
I may have to stay away from religion threads as much as I need to stay away from political ones.

I'm still trying how to phrase something that may seem insulting but it meant as...

can I PM you a question?

Typo Lad
05-13-2008, 01:24 PM
I'm still trying how to phrase something that may seem insulting but it meant as...

can I PM you a question?
Please do!

Gilda Dent
05-13-2008, 01:37 PM
Time to go home.

Dreadstar
05-13-2008, 01:38 PM
I may have to stay away from religion threads as much as I need to stay away from political ones.

The problem with those threads is they attract a prickly element. The way those threads should be approached is via the Biblical "Come, let us reason together" and they tend to be approached "Come, let me set you straight." Seriously, the only times I've ever wanted to punch someone at CBR were those times when the rest of us sad and pathetic unwashed masses couldn't see the illuminated truth being handed down from on high.

But then we all tend to have a point where we're certain that we're right and the other guy's a complete idiot. I know I have. And I often fail at the proper way to handle it, as well, I admit. It's the disdainful and condescending that fail the most, though. Hell, I'm pretty sure everyone here fails a bit, just not at the crash-and-burn level of the "Listen to me, I'm RIGHT" kinda folk.

Except maybe Fenris. I could never figure out how he could keep reasoning so levelly.

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 01:44 PM
My girl totally rocks, she went out and got me the Indiana Jones special editions that came out today.

Agent Helix
05-13-2008, 01:50 PM
The problem with those threads is they attract a prickly element. The way those threads should be approached is via the Biblical "Come, let us reason together" and they tend to be approached "Come, let me set you straight." Seriously, the only times I've ever wanted to punch someone at CBR were those times when the rest of us sad and pathetic unwashed masses couldn't see the illuminated truth being handed down from on high.

But then we all tend to have a point where we're certain that we're right and the other guy's a complete idiot. I know I have. And I often fail at the proper way to handle it, as well, I admit. It's the disdainful and condescending that fail the most, though. Hell, I'm pretty sure everyone here fails a bit, just not at the crash-and-burn level of the "Listen to me, I'm RIGHT" kinda folk.

Except maybe Fenris. I could never figure out how he could keep reasoning so levelly.

Listen, would you quit being so sad, pathetic and unwashed already?

Puma
05-13-2008, 01:53 PM
This is quite possibly the most disturbing story I have ever read.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/may/12/mentalhealth.health

That is very, very disturbing.

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 01:55 PM
Indeed. Wasn't there a documentary on Assisted Suicide?

Puma
05-13-2008, 01:58 PM
Pounding, pounding headache. I think it is sinus related; looking out my window all I can see is the pollen floating by on the wind.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 02:01 PM
Hah!

By the by, been catching up on some recent posts, and I must say that you, Helix, and Spike X have been doing a great job of reminding me why I like you so much.

Umm...thanks!

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 02:02 PM
Do you get to be whatever faction you want, or are you stuck as iWarrior?


Worst. Videogame. Ever.

"I'm sick of hanging around Subway all the time! When does my character get to do something else?"

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 02:08 PM
Umm...thanks!

I really did mean it as a compliment.

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 02:09 PM
Worst. Videogame. Ever.

"I'm sick of hanging around Subway all the time! When does my character get to do something else?"

The iwarrior Dating Sim:

Where the place is always Subway, and rejection is always on the menu.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 02:10 PM
Jeebus, I've got a final in a half-hour that I haven't studied for, nor have I ever really read for the class.


Relax. Once you show up without pants, you'll realise it's just a bad dream.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 02:12 PM
I'm bored, so I'm going to ramble till my next class.

It has come to this posters' attention that society is hurting. Everyone is
complaining about something, whining, and complaining are commonplace everywhere you look, everywhere you go. I have done extensive scientific research on how to improve society as a whole. Step one involves Wal-Mart.

Everyone knows Wal-Mart, and at some point in the average person's life, you will have to shop there. The problem that Wal-Mart has is that people do not shop like how they are suppose to. People crowd the aisle. This annoys everyone, and in turn hurts society much more than you will ever know.

Fact - A father having to deal with people at Wal-Mart goes home and beats his kids.
Fact - A wife having to deal with Wal-Mart goes home and sleeps with the UPS man.
Fact - A kid having to deal with Wal-Mart has a leprechaun telling them how pretty fire is.

I have come up with some good solutions on how to solve Wal-Mart's issues.

First, the "aisles" will now be called "lanes". There will be two lanes where each "aisle" is currently located. One lane will have people head one direction; the other lane will have people head the other way. Can you guess what this mimics? That is right, it is just like a road. Since we are mimicking a road, we are going to go even further, people will have to be licensed to walk the streets of Wal-Mart. This means that kids under 16 will not be allowed into the suburb town of Wal-Mart. Every Wal-Mart now has a Starbucks, a Subway, or a McDonalds inside of it. We will take that crap out. We will fill the place with those plastic balls you find at the McDonalds playground area. We will call this area "Kid Cake Center" were the kids will eat free cake while mommy or daddy walk the streets of Wal-Mart to shop.

More problems will arise, as 'hoods and Wal-Mart gangs will appear to spring up. There will be the poor sections of Wal-Mart (namely the craft section) and there will be crack dealers and Wal-mart prostitutes. The Crack dealers making their Wal-Mart crack deals, and the Wal-mart prostitutes shaking their Wal-Mart booties. It will soon be tough to walk the "mean streets" of Wal-mart, and then there will be "walk by shootings". To stop this chaos we will establish the W.M.P.D (Wal-Mart Police Department).

The W.M.P.D has one objective, to restore order to the utopia that is Wal-Mart. With order restored, people will be happier and society will be healthier as a whole.

Fact - Charlie Manson would be a happy Milkman and not a serial killer if my plan had been implemented
Fact - The Holocaust would never have happened if my plan had been implemented
Fact - The Roman Empire would never had fallen if my plan had been implemented
Fact - Jesus would still be alive if my plan had been implemented.

end ramble

I like you. You can stay.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 02:14 PM
I really did mean it as a compliment.
I know!

And thanks.

adoggoesmeow
05-13-2008, 02:18 PM
I like you. You can stay.

Thanks!

*hears the dueling banjo music*

....I'm scared now.....

Ben Morgan
05-13-2008, 02:21 PM
Uh oh, I sense an imbalance of iwarrior talk in this thread

Royal
05-13-2008, 02:23 PM
What?

He finally get out of the house?

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 02:23 PM
i'm dumb dumb dumb dumbdumb

Dugan?


.

HomerJay
05-13-2008, 02:30 PM
I may have to stay away from religion threads as much as I need to stay away from political ones.
The only time I enter those threads is to goof on them or if the topic of breasts somehow comes up.
My girl totally rocks, she went out and got me the Indiana Jones special editions that came out today.
I'm waiting for the "FIRST TIME ON SPECIAL-SPECIAL-EDITION DVD"s to come out.
Pounding, pounding headache. I think it is sinus related; looking out my window all I can see is the pollen floating by on the wind.
I've had a nuclear headache all day up until about an hour ago.

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 02:35 PM
I'm waiting for the "FIRST TIME ON SPECIAL-SPECIAL-EDITION DVD"s to come out.



Ehhh these will be fine, now I won't have to buy the MACK DADDY 4 disc set that is sure to come this Christmas.

HomerJay
05-13-2008, 02:43 PM
Ehhh these will be fine, now I won't have to buy the MACK DADDY 4 disc set that is sure to come this Christmas.
I'll wager that there'll be a 4 movie set on Blu-Ray just before or just after the holidays.

This summer's movie slate will sell a TON of Blu-Ray players this holiday season with IRON MAN, DARK KNIGHT, INCREDIBLE HULK, & INDY possibly all coming out with a few months of one another.

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 02:48 PM
I'll wager that there'll be a 4 movie set on Blu-Ray just before or just after the holidays.

This summer's movie slate will sell a TON of Blu-Ray players this holiday season with IRON MAN, DARK KNIGHT, INCREDIBLE HULK, & INDY possibly all coming out with a few months of one another.

If Sony could get off their asses and makes some system selling games, there would be tons more blu-ray players out there.


Oh and that's what I was saying there will be a set out for Christmas, I just won't have to buy it.

DrewTheXenocide
05-13-2008, 03:00 PM
Relax. Once you show up without pants, you'll realise it's just a bad dream.

Showed up sans pants. Took the test anyway.

Writing essays on books I've never read is a skill that I haven't used since early high school. Hope it worked.

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 03:06 PM
I damn near passed out during a meeting. I am not feeling well at all.

Royal
05-13-2008, 03:13 PM
Fucking Hi Hats.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 03:55 PM
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8858/mariogg7.jpg

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 04:06 PM
Ha! Good stuff, Spike. I need to start throwing turtle shells at people.

thespianphryne
05-13-2008, 04:16 PM
Speaking of turtle shells . . .
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/CBR/1337.jpg
Rita's post count at 6:06 for Jared. Do you feel special now?

Royal
05-13-2008, 04:22 PM
In other news, Thor fans are morons.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 04:26 PM
http://www.boingboing.net/manbabies.jpg

Jared_Humpherys
05-13-2008, 04:29 PM
Speaking of turtle shells . . .
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/CBR/1337.jpg
Rita's post count at 6:06 for Jared. Do you feel special now?

Took me a while to figure that one out.

Heh. l337 indeed.

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 04:43 PM
Possibly.

Rita's is 1337 by default, anyway.

darkhanamaru
05-13-2008, 05:07 PM
Possibly.

Rita's is 1337 by default, anyway.

so what is leet speak for Monica?

Gingold
05-13-2008, 05:26 PM
http://www.boingboing.net/manbabies.jpg

That's really freaky.

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 05:39 PM
Well, "Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside" was some slogan for a snack food that became a catchphrase, and "Not in the face!" is a pretty common phrase for pop culture in general.

Not to mention, it was the stirring battle cry of the Tick's sidekick Arthur, "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 05:49 PM
In other news, Thor fans are morons.

I'm thinking more 'comic nerd + wannabe armchair casting director + wrestling mark = morons', myself.
Some Thor fans are nice.

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 05:50 PM
so what is leet speak for Monica?

:o ?



___________________________
Pól.

Chris Nowlin
05-13-2008, 05:53 PM
Not to mention, it was the stirring battle cry of the Tick's sidekick Arthur, "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

Almost as stirring as: Spoon!!

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 05:54 PM
Not as ominous though. But functional!

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 06:31 PM
Rita's is 1337 by default, anyway.Rita's is socially retarded?

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 06:36 PM
How is Jennifer Anniston still famous? I'm in the supermarket, and she's on every magazine for dating someone. And I'm thinking, how long has it been since Friends went off the air? And has she been in anything successful since Friends went off the air? Is she famous for anything other than who she is or isn't fucking?

And it's not like she was ever that hot. Oh, don't get me wrong, she was normal girl hot, but not like movie hot. I guessing that's how she broke, she was just hot enough to play the game, but not so hot as to alienate the target audience. Like Homer said last week, she's Shia Lebouf. Not quite cool, not quite a nerd, Shia Lebouf!You are gay.

She's 'I could look like that if I really wanted to' hot.

I dunno. I find her as dull as fuckery, but someone's buyin' them magazines.Gay.

I never, ever saw what all the fuss was about her.Gay.

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 06:37 PM
howy an' jennifer sittin' in a tree...

mornin' feller.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 06:42 PM
Some of you guys seem real desperate for some tit.You're an anti-social videogame nerd. When's the last time you had your hands on a pair?

(Your own don't count.)

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 06:50 PM
The iwarrior Dating Sim:

Where the place is always Subway, and rejection is always on the menu.Even rejection would probably taste better than the fucking nauseating Black Angus Steak sub had at Quizno's today.

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 06:58 PM
Just how bad is it, I venture?

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 07:01 PM
Just how bad is it, I venture?Fucking terrible. Only good part was the mustard sauce, and there was about a gallon of that on the sandwich.

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 07:01 PM
Rita's is socially retarded?

You can say that...

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 07:02 PM
Where be our lady Morna?

morna
05-13-2008, 07:04 PM
yo!


I am painting... and occasionally monitoring Rita's

morna
05-13-2008, 07:06 PM
Where be our lady Morna?

Oh, I see what you're getting at... just a sec...








http://www.marvel.com/i/content/st/3380header_banner9406788.jpg

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 07:09 PM
LOL

Also, you came up at work today.

morna
05-13-2008, 07:12 PM
LOL

Also, you came up at work today.

que?


Oh that remends me Kmeyers popped (POPped not pooped ) into my dream at some point last night. Unfortunately (?) that's all I remember about it.

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 07:14 PM
I was talking to a lady buying some art/artist magazines and books.

I then mentioned a friend of mine out BC way recently had a small showing and sold a couple paintings for the first time.

She asked the name I said, "Morna".

She then said, "Morna? Morna Tudor? Doesn't she have a glassware shop?"

"Well, her and gary did have one but that closed down a while ago, she's channelled her energy into painting,"

"Ohhh what is painting?"

"Abstract."

"Oh my,"

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 07:15 PM
Damn! Small world.

morna
05-13-2008, 07:18 PM
holy shit. holy shit shit. that's ...um wacky or something.


I sometimes wonder if I should cobble together some kind of website or something.

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 07:19 PM
She said she thinks the world of Morna and gary, loved your glassware and looks forward to Morna's second showing.

morna
05-13-2008, 07:22 PM
crappity shit shit.


My hairs are standing up

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 07:22 PM
I sometimes wonder if I should cobble together some kind of website or something.

Uh... yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.
It's always good to be able to direct people to where they can see your work.

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 07:23 PM
crappity shit shit.

This would totally be the name of my first kid.
Thank fuck I'm never breeding.

morna
05-13-2008, 07:25 PM
yaay fellow non breeder... hug

plus you crack me up... hug

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 07:25 PM
I would have talked to her longer but I had a line forming. She was really nice and sweet.

Paul McEnery
05-13-2008, 07:25 PM
This would totally be the name of my first kid.
Thank fuck I'm never breeding.

I think we'd all be happy to see you saddled with a brood of 18 kids.

And see how you could outdo the name of the very first one each time by an order of magnituted.

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 07:28 PM
I think we'd all be happy to see you saddled with a brood of 18 kids.

And see how you could outdo the name of the very first one each time by an order of magnituted.

Gah.. thank you for reminding me of that woman in Tennessee or wherever who's preggers with her 18th child. Creepy family.

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 07:28 PM
Oh morna dear, check your PM box.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 07:32 PM
"Magnituted"?

Gingold
05-13-2008, 07:33 PM
"Magnituted"?

It's the past tense of the verb "to magnitute".

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 07:35 PM
It's the past tense of the verb "to magnitute".
Well, duh.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 07:35 PM
It's the past tense of the verb "to magnitute".Where would we be without your conjugation?

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 07:35 PM
I think we'd all be happy to see you saddled with a brood of 18 kids.
And see how you could outdo the name of the very first one each time by an order of magnituted.

Theodore Giesel will help me!
http://www.freondream.com/ice/daves.html

morna
05-13-2008, 07:36 PM
ah! I do know her she's a collector. WTF was she doing out there, I think she lives in Seattle. Ya she's really nice. Small world is right.

unfortunately I don't think I have contact info for her anymore - poop.


also; I love my unusual name!

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 07:36 PM
yaay fellow non breeder... hug

plus you crack me up... hug

I'm uncomfortable dealing with anyone less mature than me.
I'm even more uncomfortable with fathering something more mature than me.

plus Yaaaaaaay! I live to serve.

hug.

Paul McEnery
05-13-2008, 07:36 PM
"Magnituted"?

I have been telling myself all day that I should never have gotten out of bed.

It's just that I have difficulty calling in sick if I went to a show last night. Which I did. And it was very good.

But my head is full of gunk and not-so-clever-now-ness.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 07:37 PM
Theodore Giesel will help me!
http://www.freondream.com/ice/daves.html
His stuff is so much fun to read aloud, but damn it feels like you've been chewing on your tongue afterwards.

Paul McEnery
05-13-2008, 07:38 PM
I'm uncomfortable dealing with anyone less mature than me.
I'm even more uncomfortable with fathering something more mature than me.
.

1) Someone to blame the poop flinging on.
2) Someone to wheel you home from the pub. Or, if all else fails, just get in the pram with the little fella and punt yourself all the way home. While flinging poop.

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 07:38 PM
I have been telling myself all day that I should never have gotten out of bed.

It's just that I have difficulty calling in sick if I went to a show last night. Which I did. And it was very good.

But my head is full of gunk and not-so-clever-now-ness.

Don't let the man restrictify your vocabularizin'! You just continuate with th' speakerizin' as usuality.

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 07:39 PM
ah! I do know her she's a collector. WTF was she doing out there, I think she lives in Seattle. Ya she's really nice. Small world is right.

unfortunately I don't think I have contact info for her anymore - poop.


also; I love my unusual name!

I told her I knew you had a second showing coming up but I didn't know when. Who knows she might look you up or google you or something. I could tell she was definitely interested in seeing what you were doing.

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 07:40 PM
1) Someone to blame the poop flinging on.
2) Someone to wheel you home from the pub. Or, if all else fails, just get in the pram with the little fella and punt yourself all the way home. While flinging poop.

That makes it sound so alluring.
"C'mon, Young Biffalo Buff me lad, we'll get your little booster seat in the front an' you can drive daddy home.
Now make sure you keep an eye out for Johnny Law, 'cos I'm gonna be chuckin' stuff at passing vehicles, 'kay?"

Paul McEnery
05-13-2008, 07:40 PM
No, wait, there's just colonials on here, I can strill pull this one back from the brink....

No I can't.

Crapitty shit shit.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 07:42 PM
"Strill"?


.

Paul McEnery
05-13-2008, 07:42 PM
Biffalo Buff

Now you must breed. We will not accept a world in which Crappity Shit Shit and Biffalo Buff are not running wild in the streets.









I just had difficulty typing "the". It's time to go home.

Pól Rua
05-13-2008, 07:43 PM
"Strill"?

Aggaggagaga.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 07:43 PM
"Strill"?


.
Present tense of "strilled".

gary bolt
05-13-2008, 07:45 PM
Gah.. thank you for reminding me of that woman in Tennessee or wherever who's preggers with her 18th child. Creepy family.

Morna and I have a Costa Rican friend who is the 13th of 21 children all borne by the same woman!

morna
05-13-2008, 07:53 PM
shit you guys are killin' me!


*wipes tear of mirth*

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 07:54 PM
Aggaggagaga.Peace out. Or something.

morna
05-13-2008, 07:54 PM
I mean crappity shit shit...

morna
05-13-2008, 07:55 PM
Peace out. Or something.

poeace out at town one more ... shit I forgot the rest..


... no wait it's coming
"one more goddam stigr agagagagagaggaaaaaga

I think

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 07:56 PM
poeace out at town one more ... shit I forgot the restI blame Spike for deleting it from his signature.

morna
05-13-2008, 07:57 PM
aww is it gone now? waaah

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 07:59 PM
I should also mention that I have a new office crush.

Er, infatuation.





Or something.

Chris Nowlin
05-13-2008, 08:02 PM
Shouldn't you not mention it?

Or do I not understand the curse?

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 08:03 PM
I blame Spike for deleting it from his signature.
Blame the stoopid 500 character limit!

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 08:04 PM
Shouldn't you not mention it?

Or do I not understand the curse?A. Fuck the curse.

B. I generally avoid entanglements with women I work with.

C. She sure is goddamn cute.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 08:04 PM
Blame the stoopid 500 character limit!Just delete that crap from Nowlin, then.

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 08:04 PM
In any case... what's everyone doin'?

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 08:06 PM
In any case... what's everyone doin'?Fuckin' the dog.

morna
05-13-2008, 08:10 PM
makin' puppies

gary bolt
05-13-2008, 08:12 PM
Gah.. thank you for reminding me of that woman in Tennessee or wherever who's preggers with her 18th child. Creepy family.

Makin' dinner. See ya.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 08:13 PM
makin' puppies
Makin' dinner.Interesting juxtaposition.

thespianphryne
05-13-2008, 08:16 PM
makin' puppies

One of my students was reading Mouse Guard today, and I pointed out the glass blower mice and said I posted on the same forum as they. He was very interested to hear they were real people.



-Das

mattx110
05-13-2008, 08:23 PM
Hola folks. Having a nice night?

jessecuster3
05-13-2008, 08:31 PM
Even rejection would probably taste better than the fucking nauseating Black Angus Steak sub had at Quizno's today.

I hate to say it, but it serves you right for eating at Quizno's.

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 08:32 PM
Fuckin' the dog.


http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8770/bestialitynk1.jpg

Paradox
05-13-2008, 08:36 PM
Dreadstar notes tension:

The problem with those threads is they attract a prickly element. The way those threads should be approached is via the Biblical "Come, let us reason together" and they tend to be approached "Come, let me set you straight." Seriously, the only times I've ever wanted to punch someone at CBR were those times when the rest of us sad and pathetic unwashed masses couldn't see the illuminated truth being handed down from on high.

Always irritates me, too, because I go into those threads to learn things. Why, just today Typo recommended a book he thought I might be interested in. I want info, not preaching. :evilangry:

Especially when the types that would post like that usually haven't got a CLUE as to what they're talking about.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 08:38 PM
I hate to say it, but it serves you right for eating at Quizno's.Afterwards I was sayin' to a guy at work that I don't often eat there, and that every time I do, I remember too late why I usually don't.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 08:39 PM
Afterwards I was sayin' to a guy at work that I don't often eat there, and that every time I do, I remember too late why I usually don't.
I know what you mean. I made the mistake of eating McDonalds a few nights ago. I don't think my stomach has recovered yet.

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 08:43 PM
que?


Oh that remends me Kmeyers popped (POPped not pooped ) into my dream at some point last night. Unfortunately (?) that's all I remember about it.

http://costumzee.com/view/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/freddy.jpg
?

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 08:46 PM
"Magnituted"?

That's when you have a fart so powerful it blows out the ass of your pants.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 08:50 PM
howyadoin is approaching the age where his body goes through changes...:

I should also mention that I have a new office crush.

Er, infatuation.





Or something.

"Woody" .

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 08:51 PM
I hate "lol don't hyperlink" pictures...

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 08:51 PM
Damn. I woke up this morning, stretched, heard and felt my neck crack, and it's been totally fucked all day. I think I may have pinched a nerve or something.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 08:52 PM
I guess MonstersAGoGo don't like people linking to their images.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 08:53 PM
I guess MonstersAGoGo don't like people linking to their images.It's probably okay for other monsters, though.

Fuckin' hypocrites.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 08:54 PM
Damn. I woke up this morning, stretched, heard and felt my neck crack, and it's been totally fucked all day. I think I may have pinched a nerve or something.
I get that every now and then. Hurts like a bitch.

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 08:54 PM
I hate "lol don't hyperlink" pictures...

Is that pic not working? It works for me...

morna
05-13-2008, 08:55 PM
One of my students was reading Mouse Guard today, and I pointed out the glass blower mice and said I posted on the same forum as they. He was very interested to hear they were real people.



-Das

holy crappity shit shit. It's a day for small world stuff - apparently.

xgeek52
05-13-2008, 08:55 PM
sounds like a pinched nerve to me...

it messes it with you whole day...

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 08:57 PM
Is that pic not working? It works for me...
blah blah blah already in your browser cache yadda yadda...

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 08:57 PM
holy crappity shit shit. It's a day for small world stuff - apparently.That's what happens when you're a rock star.

gary bolt
05-13-2008, 08:57 PM
Damn. I woke up this morning, stretched, heard and felt my neck crack, and it's been totally fucked all day. I think I may have pinched a nerve or something.

Serves you right for waking up.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 08:59 PM
Good evening everyone.

I'm just catching up on the Tudors.

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 09:00 PM
I get that every now and then. Hurts like a bitch.

I can safely say that it's not one of most favorite things. It's ok, as long as I don't turn my head.

It's not anything severe, it's just an annoying nagging pain.

Athena Bast
05-13-2008, 09:01 PM
Going to work depresses me. I hate being behind a cash register. There is only so much I can do.

They spent all that time trying to break me of doing extra stuff... and now they want me to do extra stuff.

I'm lost and confused. They expect me to have answers for stuff thats not "I like doing things. I don't like waiting for stuff to happen." Which is what cash is, waiting for stuff to happen.

Something can't be more important and less important at the same time. You can't tell me to have fun at my job and then point out that while I'm having fun I'm not selling cards but I'm doing everything possible to sell cards and have fun.

Bah... I just don't know.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:01 PM
Serves you right for waking up.Yeah, wakin' up is for suckers.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 09:01 PM
kmeyers needs a quick lesson:

Is that pic not working? It works for me...

Before posting pics from sites you aren't sure allow it, close window with pic, clear cache, preview.

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 09:02 PM
Serves you right for waking up.

I should know better by now, right?

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 09:02 PM
Stupid me. Forgot to ask:

How is everyone?

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 09:03 PM
Before posting pics from sites you aren't sure allow it, close window with pic, clear cache, preview.

I always close the window and preview. I just don't clear the cache.

I also wonder why they let Google images use their image if they're so against hot-linking.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:03 PM
Stupid me. Forgot to ask:

How is everyone?Not too bad. You?

Paradox
05-13-2008, 09:07 PM
kmeyers gets all but one:

I always close the window and preview. I just don't clear the cache.

Yes. But the cache clearing is the key point.

I also wonder why they let Google images use their image if they're so against hot-linking.

They don't "let" Google use their images. Google's bots keep them in their own cache.

They had long deleted pics from my site for MONTHS after they were gone and the whole site had changed.

Spike-X
05-13-2008, 09:09 PM
Stupid me. Forgot to ask:

How is everyone?
Not bad. Getting over a bit of cold/flu and trying like hell to not invoke the curs...er...nothing!

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 09:12 PM
Yes. But the cache clearing is the key point.
Apparently so. Thanks for the heads up.


They don't "let" Google use their images. Google's bots keep them in their own cache.

They had long deleted pics from my site for MONTHS after they were gone and the whole site had changed.

I guess it's different from their web search, because I know some companies/websites pay to have their site be the first one that comes up when searching for key words.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 09:13 PM
Not too bad. You?

Pretty great thank you. :smile:

Not bad. Getting over a bit of cold/flu and trying like hell to not invoke the curs...er...nothing!

Aw... feel better.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:15 PM
Pretty great thank you. :smile: What, no winky emoticon?

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 09:15 PM
Fine, Doom.

Don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom, I'm gonna use her toot-brwush. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=d0YnP6wGyOo)

Paradox
05-13-2008, 09:16 PM
kmeyers gives pause:

I guess it's different from their web search, because I know some companies/websites pay to have their site be the first one that comes up when searching for key words.

Could be (although you'll notice they keep cached versions of the websites, too). I do know that they rank the stuff that's not paid for by how many links to it they find elsewhere. Which is why there's always tons of blogger stuff near the top.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 09:17 PM
What, no winky emoticon?
No, no winky emoticon.

Maybe tomorrow night. :wink:

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:18 PM
No, no winky emoticon.

Maybe tomorrow night. :wink:Say no more.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 09:19 PM
Say no more.
30000000 posts in the last 2 months, I really don't think that's gonna work.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:20 PM
30000000 posts in the last 2 months, I really don't think that's gonna work.Nudge nudge, wink wink...

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 09:23 PM
Could be (although you'll notice they keep cached versions of the websites, too). I do know that they rank the stuff that's not paid for by how many links to it they find elsewhere. Which is why there's always tons of blogger stuff near the top.

Ah, that makes sense. I wasn't sure how they ranked the non paying stuff. I assumed it was according to popularity, or traffic.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 09:24 PM
Nudge nudge, wink wink...
In a startling fit of irony, watch her post no more tonight...
Then I'll feel like a jerk.

gary bolt
05-13-2008, 09:29 PM
Okay, not to sound like a slack-jawed yokel (apologies to our friends from Kentucky), but what do you nerds mean when you say "clear the cache". I'm hoping it's a computer term.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 09:29 PM
Stupid me. Forgot to ask:

How is everyone?
I'm a jerk.



edit: a jerk who killed Rita's.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 09:30 PM
Okay, not to sound like a slack-jawed yokel (apologies to our friends from Kentucky), but what do you nerds mean when you say "clear the cache". I'm hoping it's a computer term.
delete temporary internet files.

if you use internet explorer, it's in "tools-options"

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:41 PM
In a startling fit of irony, watch her post no more tonight...
Then I'll feel like a jerk.You're still not getting the reference, apparently.

Okay, not to sound like a slack-jawed yokel (apologies to our friends from Kentucky), but what do you nerds mean when you say "clear the cache".It's what you do when internal fluids build up to crucial levels.

gary bolt
05-13-2008, 09:44 PM
You're still not getting the reference, apparently.

It's what you do when internal fluids build up to crucial levels.

Are we talking urine here?

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 09:45 PM
30000000 posts in the last 2 months, I really don't think that's gonna work.

Oh, ha ha.

Nudge nudge, wink wink...

He's not getting it.

In a startling fit of irony, watch her post no more tonight...
Then I'll feel like a jerk.

Wish was almost granted.

I'm a jerk.



edit: a jerk who killed Rita's.

Oh, you'll burn soon enough.


You're still not getting the reference, apparently.

It's what you do when internal fluids build up to crucial levels.

Well spoken, Howy.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:45 PM
Are we talking urine here?Hang on a minute, I'm taking an info dump.

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 09:46 PM
Are we talking urine here?

It's never a good idea to pee on your computer...no matter how badly it's asking for it.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:46 PM
It's never a good idea to pee on your computer...no matter how badly it's asking for it.Somebody else's, on the other hand...

mattx110
05-13-2008, 09:47 PM
You're still not getting the reference, apparently.

Apparently, I'm both a jerk and an idiot... .

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 09:50 PM
Apparently, I'm both a jerk and an idiot... .Your wife, is she a goer?

mattx110
05-13-2008, 09:50 PM
Oh, you'll burn soon enough.


The thing about fire. It's not precise. The chances of a single precise target burning alone are relatively nill. And the girl with the match is at ground zero.

Good luck Miss Doom. Good luck.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 09:51 PM
The thing about fire. It's not precise. The chances of a single precise target burning alone are relatively nill. And the girl with the match is at ground zero.

Good luck Miss Doom. Good luck.
I don't need luck.

Physics is on my side.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 09:52 PM
Your wife, is she a goer?
Because I'm obviously not a getter....
keep laughing.

I'll show you all when I get spider-powers!

mattx110
05-13-2008, 09:53 PM
I don't need luck.

Physics is on my side.
But is the wind?

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 10:00 PM
But is the wind?

The wind cries Mary...

Michael P
05-13-2008, 10:01 PM
Hey, gang. What's a good free music player program?

mattx110
05-13-2008, 10:01 PM
Hey, gang. What's a good free music player program?
Your voice box.

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 10:05 PM
Just cuz...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/BatmanDEstill_13.jpg

Batman: Dead End is one of the best fan made shorts, I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w

Chris Nowlin
05-13-2008, 10:10 PM
Hmmm... really hot girl I'd been out with a couple times but given up on because she's too busy came to see me tonight. I really think I like her.

But she's a grad student, teaching assistant and works at two different restaurants. Works 6 nights a week. Hard to hang out with.

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 10:14 PM
Hmmm... really hot girl I'd been out with a couple times but given up on because she's too busy came to see me tonight. I really think I like her.

But she's a grad student, teaching assistant and works at two different restaurants. Works 6 nights a week. Hard to hang out with.

So how have you seen her previously if she's impossibly busy?

Plan something for her day off, or I'm going to assume she doesn't work 24 hr shifts. Day date, take her to lunch.

mattx110
05-13-2008, 10:15 PM
Hmmm... really hot girl I'd been out with a couple times but given up on because she's too busy came to see me tonight. I really think I like her.

But she's a grad student, teaching assistant and works at two different restaurants. Works 6 nights a week. Hard to hang out with.
Good luck either way.

I'm off to bed. I'm tired of killing Rita's and I need to decide if I've been had by a sex joke or something more obscure.

Maybe I should revive the third date rule thread so I can figure this out.

Ben Morgan
05-13-2008, 10:19 PM
What's Matt up to this time?

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 10:20 PM
But is the wind?

Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart!

With all of those combined...

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 10:21 PM
Just cuz...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/BatmanDEstill_13.jpg

Batman: Dead End is one of the best fan made shorts, I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w
I agree. I loved it.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 10:22 PM
Also check out Joker's Christmas Spectacular! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szAp6gleJd4)

Michael P
05-13-2008, 10:28 PM
I don't expect anyone to back me up on this, but I would do Laura Dern.

DWEarhart
05-13-2008, 10:28 PM
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart!

With all of those combined...

One of the greatest funk and groovemasters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFg9D8GKgwU&feature=related)...of all time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo)

DWEarhart
05-13-2008, 10:31 PM
I don't expect anyone to back me up on this, but I would do Laura Dern.

She would definitely go in the Eh, Why Not? file.

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 10:34 PM
I don't expect anyone to back me up on this, but I would do Laura Dern.

I'm definitely not going to disagree with you on that, but like the Jennifer Aniston conversation earlier. She wouldn't be first on my list...she's much more pretty girl at the end of the bar who I have an actual shot at.

Ben Morgan
05-13-2008, 10:34 PM
You're still not getting the reference, apparently.
Matt doesn't get much

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 10:34 PM
Bleargh. I might just wind up going to the prom, even though I swore off it...

The school even changed it, because our charter doesn't have a lot of couples and everyone was thinking it was an actual prom, so they changed it to dinner/gala.

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 10:39 PM
I don't expect anyone to back me up on this, but I would do Laura Dern.I would, if she looked like she did in either Ramblin' Rose or Wild at Heart.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 10:43 PM
Michael P doesn't expect it, but...

I don't expect anyone to back me up on this, but I would do Laura Dern.

Oh, heck yeah. I mean, she's not "supermodel" hot, but plenty attractive and seems like a decently smart cookie to boot.

DoctorDoom
05-13-2008, 10:54 PM
Matt doesn't get much
Oh, ouch, Ben!

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 10:54 PM
"Woody" .Well, that's a big part of it, sure. But there was definitely some crushing goin' on, too.

And some insane, fast-developing chemistry.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 10:55 PM
kmeyers should go with a real classic:

The wind cries Mary...

We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind
We are the footprints across the sands
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
We made a promise in the night
Swearing to heaven Is this a promise we keep
Or one we Break Like The Wind
Hey!
We are the guests who have stayed too long
We are the end of the endless song
We send our hearts into the night
Soaring to heaven
And will out hearts still beat on
Or will they Break Like The Wind
Ooh, Break Like The Wind.

:biggrin:

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 11:06 PM
We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind
We are the footprints across the sands
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
We made a promise in the night
Swearing to heaven Is this a promise we keep
Or one we Break Like The Wind
Hey!
We are the guests who have stayed too long
We are the end of the endless song
We send our hearts into the night
Soaring to heaven
And will out hearts still beat on
Or will they Break Like The Wind
Ooh, Break Like The Wind.

:biggrin:
Sounds like you Magnitooted.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 11:10 PM
Oh, sorry. Excuse me. :biggrin:

howyadoin
05-13-2008, 11:15 PM
http://blog.al.com/nightlife/2007/10/wildthings.jpg

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 11:17 PM
Gregh. Why do I like this Marvel Adventures for kids I picked up better than some new Spidey stuff? >_>

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 11:18 PM
http://blog.al.com/nightlife/2007/10/wildthings.jpg

Freddy Krueger never looked so cute. Sweater, claws and all.

The Wild Things are awesome...but I am a bit worried about the live action adaptation.

Paradox
05-13-2008, 11:18 PM
howyadoin steps into the starting gate:

http://blog.al.com/nightlife/2007/10/wildthings.jpg

It's rumpus time, again?

Radioactive Zombie
05-13-2008, 11:20 PM
The Wild Things are awesome...but I am a bit worried about the live action adaptation.

Wait, there was one?

kmeyers
05-13-2008, 11:20 PM
Wait, there was one?

There is one on the way.

Chris Nowlin
05-13-2008, 11:25 PM
So how have you seen her previously if she's impossibly busy?

Plan something for her day off, or I'm going to assume she doesn't work 24 hr shifts. Day date, take her to lunch.

That was my last attempt to see her. We had lunch on campus. I wasn't convinced it went that well.

But I really enjoyed seeing her tonight.

Perhaps it's relevant to mention I'd had a lot of whisky though.