You Might Be an A-hole if...

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okay this one is self explanitory but i'll run you through it once just in case

post things that might tip you off that someone is an Asshole, based loosley on the Jeff Foxworthy shtick "you might be a red neck if..." i'll use him as my example

if you go on a tour called "blue collar" side by side with a non southerner (yankee) who has a Masters Degree, calls himself "the cable guy", and acts out every southern stereotype since 1874........you might be an asshole

got it?
good.....GO

[Cam63]

You might be an arsehole if you tell a five year old Santa won't be coming this Christmas because he got stuck at Guantanamo Bay.

[Agent Helix]

...you base threads off of Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

[section 8]

...you base threads off of Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

fair enough

[LewisH]

ends with ney you just MIGHT be an a-hole.

[Ben Morgan]

Your name is Jack :wink:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Is there any question about me?

[Aggie]

if you're not a b-hole??...

[Paul McEnery]

Is there any question about me?

You're more of a k-hole.

[Sally Sensational]

if you go on a tour called "blue collar" side by side with a non southerner (yankee) who has a Masters Degree, calls himself "the cable guy", and acts out every southern stereotype since 1874........you might be an asshole


Said Cable Guy grew up in Nebraska and Florida and never went to college.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_the_Cable_Guy

Foxworthy HAS a bachelor's degree, but not a master's. He grew up in Georgia. Their partner in redneck crime, Bill Engvall, is originally from Texas, although he lives up north now. Ron White, aka Tater Salad, was also born and raised in Texas.

NONE of these gentlemen are yankee enough that they don't qualify to riff on Southerners.

And besides, most of us down here think they're pretty dang funny.

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Said Cable Guy grew up in Nebraska and Florida and never went to college.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_the_Cable_Guy

Foxworthy HAS a bachelor's degree, but not a master's. He grew up in Georgia. Their partner in redneck crime, Bill Engvall, is originally from Texas, although he lives up north now. Ron White, aka Tater Salad, was also born and raised in Texas.

NONE of these gentlemen are yankee enough that they don't qualify to riff on Southerners.

And besides, most of us down here think they're pretty dang funny.
give me a minute i'll change Wikipidia when i'm done here, and dude, i'm from down there. and everywhere else, (that i've been) they are laughing at us for being too stupid to know when we are being ridiculed...........Git r Done

[Ben Morgan]

So, you're gonna edit in false info on wiki?

[Sabrinaset]

...you were responsible for Countdown, Amazons Attack!, or the latest issue of Teen Titans.

[section 8]

So, you're gonna edit in false info on wiki?

good point, anyone who put stock into wikipidia deserves to be misled.

what happened to bill cosby? everything you post i herd in his voice

i'm sad now

[LewMoxinsghost]

... if you drive your toddler kids to a burned down warehouse and say, "Look kids! Disneyland's burnt down! Now we can never go!"



*stolen from Jack Handey* Still thinking about an original one

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... if you drive your toddler kids to a burned down warehouse and say, "Look kids! Disneyland's burnt down! Now we can never go!"



*stolen from Jack Handey* Still thinking about an original one

no but my folks did tell me we were going to disney world, then dumpped me at a reform school

[LewMoxinsghost]

no but my folks did tell me we were going to disney world, then dumpped me at a reform school

Wow. Dude, that is harsh.

[Cam63]

... if you drive your toddler kids to a burned down warehouse and say, "Look kids! Disneyland's burnt down! Now we can never go!"

Yep, that may be a winner... Triple points if you say it's all their fault.

[Cam63]

no but my folks did tell me we were going to disney world, then dumpped me at a reform school

Really ? If so... Shiiiiit !