The X-Men do Commericals

[Kage Kisaragi]

So lets imagine any of your favorite X-Men are invited to shoot any commerical you can think of. However the direction teams them that they can improvise anyway they want. Whether it be with totally made up script lines or physical comdey.. anything goes.

How would your favorite X-Man shoot whatever commericals?

(It's been awhile since I made a thread here.) lol

Kids to Beast: So why do kids love the sweet cinnamon taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal?

Narrator: Can Beast figure out why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Beast: Because the paradox between sugar and the taste buds of young children are relative?

[Old No.7]

Emma Frost: Do you have that burning sensation down in your loins like I do? Don't want it to spread to your lover?

Cyclops:...:eek:

Emma Frost: Use Trojan Condoms, it will protect your next nightly conquest from all of your previous one night romps. Trojan Condoms...so they don't wake up going "I should get tested".

[Josef F.]

Emma Frost: Do you have that burning sensation down in your loins like I do? Don't want it to spread to your lover?

Cyclops:...:eek:

Emma Frost: Use Trojan Condoms, it will protect your next nightly conquest from all of your previous one night romps. Trojan Condoms...so they don't wake up going "I should get tested".

Toomuch time reading the Emma hatred.
I nearly posted the exact same thing! :eek:

[LetsGoForIt]

Rogue in a mastercard commercial...

You see her out shopping, with a voiceover that starts:

bottle of champagne... $42.00

rubber gloves... $2.99

latex body suit... $15.00

condoms... $8.50

* * *

She walks into to find Remy the bed:

Getting laid without killing anyone... Priceless.

[worstblogever]

Emma Frost: Do you have that burning sensation down in your loins like I do? Don't want it to spread to your lover?

Cyclops:...:eek:

Emma Frost: Use Trojan Condoms, it will protect your next nightly conquest from all of your previous one night romps. Trojan Condoms...so they don't wake up going "I should get tested".

I would've thought you'd have gone with a Valtrex ad.

[_Jayme_]

Emma Frost: Do you have that burning sensation down in your loins like I do? Don't want it to spread to your lover?

Cyclops:...:eek:

Emma Frost: Use Trojan Condoms, it will protect your next nightly conquest from all of your previous one night romps. Trojan Condoms...so they don't wake up going "I should get tested".

LMAO. I can actually imagine this. :tongue: She would be so proud just holding up a box of condoms. It would be one of those situations with Mike Myers and Kanye West where Cyclops just wouldn't know what to say.

[Michael P]

"Cyclops for Visine" is all I got.

[worstblogever]

Wolverine could be the spokesman for this:

MANGROOMER! (http://www.mangroomer.com/)

Logan: Hey bub. I'm the best there is at what I do... and what I do isn't pretty. Especially when you have this much unwanted body hair! *turns around, showing a veritable swarthy forest of hair on his back* Lemme tell ya, I could braid this stuff into cornrows. But instead, I can use mangroomer (it's not as sharp as adamantium, so ya won't slice and dice yourself up) and next thing you know, I'm as smooth as a baby's hinder, and ready to get all oiled up to wrestle with Sabertooth. I mean... JEAN! JEAN! Yeah! Jean when she comes back from the dead again. So take it from me, MANGROOMER's whatcha need to feel so damn pretty, bub!

[DeniseXfrost]

Emma frost for Tiffany *bling* *bling*

[Monty_Cristo]

Shortpack could replace the Geico Lizard

[Old No.7]

EDIT: It wasn't very nice, forget it.

[lockerogue]

Emma frost for Tiffany *bling* *bling*

Forget it. Not gonna to say it.

[DeniseXfrost]

^Umm okay lol.

[CyberHubbs]

Da, my friends! In former Soviet Union, best vodka in all of the world is made! Stolichnaya Vodka, when capitalist piss-water is not good enough for the Motherland...

<Pete salutes the glass, then gulps the shot of vodka down and promptly falls over.>

*HIC!* Katya, I do not feel so well again!

[Kage Kisaragi]

Da, my friends! In former Soviet Union, best vodka in all of the world is made! Stolichnaya Vodka, when capitalist piss-water is not good enough for the Motherland...

<Pete salutes the glass, then gulps the shot of vodka down and promptly falls over.>

*HIC!* Katya, I do not feel so well again!

I could visually see this happening, except he'd be in his steel form and Kitty would be behind him when he falls over, almost get crushed but luckily saving herself by phasing through him. (She can do that right? I thought I remembered hearing she had trouble phasing through him or was it just adamantium?)

[CyberHubbs]

I could visually see this happening, except he'd be in his steel form and Kitty would be behind him when he falls over, almost get crushed but luckily saving herself by phasing through him. (She can do that right? I thought I remembered hearing she had trouble phasing through him or was it just adamantium?)

That could work. Peter falls back and Kitty phases through him, then catches the empty glass, turns to the camera, and winks.

"I luuuuuuv you *HIC!* Kaaaaaaatyaaaaaa..."

She nudges Peter with a foot. "You big lummox."

[Joe Franklin]

Wolverine would do a beer commercial in a second.

[ReaderX]

Husk could do an Oil of Olay commercial by switching from stone form to human.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Husk could do an Oil of Olay commercial by switching from stone form to human.

Husk: For dry flaky skin *peels off out layer to reveal grey stone like skin* Try Oil of Olay body moisturizer, *rubs on some cream and stone skin flaks off* Remember Oil of Olay, *covers herself with hands as shes naked now.* Oops.

[ChristosSoter]

Blindfold: ... So call now, toll free 1-800-555-6783. And remember, your future is just a call away...

[Imraith Nimphais]

Blindfold: ... So call now, toll free 1-800-555-6783. And remember, your future is just a call away...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!...perfectly brilliant!:biggrin:

[Imraith Nimphais]

Director: Now, Ms. Munroe, this is the scene: You step out from under the waterfall...you've just used Revlon's Pure Platinum Shine...the wind lifts your hair away from your face. Ready? Cue the fan!
Storm: WHAT! Don't you know who I am?! I am STORM!!!!...
(aside: in a Chris Claremont voice you hear: "thunder rolls and over the set, and only the set, storm clouds gather" causing the lighting guy to increase the flares.)
Storm: I COMMAND THE WINDS! I. Don't. Need. That. Rediculous. Contraption!
(CC again: "She shrouds herself in St. Elmo's fire")...
Then Storm obliterates the wind machine with a lightning bolt.

[pariah-1972]

I could see Wolverine doing a beer commericial:biggrin:
"drink more budweiser bub "

[Charybdis4]

AN ADVERT ON BEHALF OF FROST ENTERPRISES.

Are you pushing 50 but refuse to believe that your older than 25?
Do you have a hot boyfriend with a notorious roving eye?
Do you work in environment surrounded by sexy, naturally beautiful, lycra-clad girls half your age?

If like me the answer is “YES!” then you need my miracle: “FROST-I-CUPS: patented droopy bosom enhancement system.”

Frost-i-Cups is a modern miracle. Made with a special combination of adamantium, strips, duct tape, dental floss & stolen Shi’ar anti gravity technology, the Frost-i-Cup system breaks all known laws of gravity to lift & squish together the ropiest of cleavages.

Yes! Even my over exposed & sorry looking puppies can be given a super new lease of life! Not only that, but they also ensure that X-Men editors keep giving me all the top stories in every “X” related title!! Take that Storm, Rogue, Jean!!!

But don’t just take my word for it! Here are some comments from some of our happy customers:

BLOB: After M-Day my man-boobs went to hell! I was so depressed & just didn’t want to leave the house. But now, thanks to Frost-i-Cups I have the confidence to go out line dancing again & even wear pretty little strapless tops!

PINK PEARL: Oooh I’m so thankful for Emma Frost & her Frost-i-Cups. My sex life has never been better! Why they even turned Northstar hetro!!!

MAMMOMAX: Whilst being incarcerated in that pit, I was so thankful for my Frost-i-Cups as they gave me the right amount of support & comfort which was essential whilst running for my life from the gaping jaws of Predator X.

So there you have it! Frost-i-Cups work & can help keep you in the limelight for that little bit longer.

Buy today for a special price of just $5,000,000 & feel the confidence to say:

“TAKE THAT GREG LAND PORNO PIXIE!”

Emma
x

NOTE: Frost-i-Cups only come with a 5 year Scott “Sexclops” Summers guarantee. After this time period, Mr Summers will return to his wife.

[Imraith Nimphais]

OMG!!!!!!!...lolololololoololololol...LOVE IT!!!!...you guys ROCK!

[Divalykeprincess]

AN ADVERT ON BEHALF OF FROST ENTERPRISES.

Are you pushing 50 but refuse to believe that your older than 25?
Do you have a hot boyfriend with a notorious roving eye?
Do you work in environment surrounded by sexy, naturally beautiful, lycra-clad girls half your age?

If like me the answer is “YES!” then you need my miracle: “FROST-I-CUPS: patented droopy bosom enhancement system.”

Frost-i-Cups is a modern miracle. Made with a special combination of adamantium, strips, duct tape, dental floss & stolen Shi’ar anti gravity technology, the Frost-i-Cup system breaks all known laws of gravity to lift & squish together the ropiest of cleavages.

Yes! Even my over exposed & sorry looking puppies can be given a super new lease of life! Not only that, but they also ensure that X-Men editors keep giving me all the top stories in every “X” related title!! Take that Storm, Rogue, Jean!!!

But don’t just take my word for it! Here are some comments from some of our happy customers:

BLOB: After M-Day my man-boobs went to hell! I was so depressed & just didn’t want to leave the house. But now, thanks to Frost-i-Cups I have the confidence to go out line dancing again & even wear pretty little strapless tops!

PINK PEARL: Oooh I’m so thankful for Emma Frost & her Frost-i-Cups. My sex life has never been better! Why they even turned Northstar hetro!!!

MAMMOMAX: Whilst being incarcerated in that pit, I was so thankful for my Frost-i-Cups as they gave me the right amount of support & comfort which was essential whilst running for my life from the gaping jaws of Predator X.

So there you have it! Frost-i-Cups work & can help keep you in the limelight for that little bit longer.

Buy today for a special price of just $5,000,000 & feel the confidence to say:

“TAKE THAT GREG LAND PORNO PIXIE!”

Emma
x

NOTE: Frost-i-Cups only come with a 5 year Scott “Sexclops” Summers guarantee. After this time period, Mr Summers will return to his wife.

This is frackin' awesome!!

-The Diva

[section 8]

EMMA FROST: Clairol (sp?) "Nice and easy"

WOLVERINE: for industrial strength hair gel
or
WOLVERINE: replaces that dude for the Old Spice ad.

BEAST for Rogaine "use only as directed"

CLASSIC JERRI-CURL BISHOP for Soul- Glow

FORGE and CABLE for WD40 "squeeking joints can ruin a conversation"

GAMBIT for Hooked on Phonics "dat dere hooked on phonics she done worked fer me som good"

MYSTIQUE for secret deodorant. "as a shape shifter i can never be sure where my arm pits are gonna be. thats why i use Secret. its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman which is good cuz somedays i'm both."

[Mwahaha]

Stryker takes the New X-Men on a field trip while driving them around in a school bus as the kids eat Apple Jacks.

Stryker: “Satan’s children… what is that ruckus back there? What are you doing?!”

Anole: “Um, duh, we’re eating Apple Jacks!”

The kids laugh and high-five each other.

Stryker: “Is that so? Well, why do you eat Apple Jacks when…they don’t even taste like apples?”

They all look at each other with confused expressions, then they all turn to answer back at the same time.

New X-Men: “Because we just do! And we eat what we like!”

They all laugh and take a polaroid picture of themselves with ‘New X-Men:2008’ written on the bottom. Stryker parks and says something before he exits.

Stryker: “Heh, I’ll be right back! Need the bathroom. Just stay here and wait for my return.”


Minutes later…


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[Shade101]

LOL ROFL! You guys are too much!

The Cuckoos could do those Spearmint twin commercials. Or Cyclops could do visine. I'm having trouble thinking of what kind of commercial Storm could do. She could always do those seasonal catalogue ads, :redface:

[section 8]

LOL ROFL! You guys are too much!

The Cuckoos could do those Spearmint twin commercials. Or Cyclops could do visine. I'm having trouble thinking of what kind of commercial Storm could do. She could always do those seasonal catalogue ads, :redface:

LOL yeah i can totally see that (singing) "Double your pleasure Double your fun...ou are now under our control do not resist we have invaded the recesses of your mind we can see your deepest thoughts, we know your pin number you are now under our control"

creepy

[Shade101]

LOL yeah i can totally see that (singing) "Double your pleasure Double your fun...ou are now under our control do not resist we have invaded the recesses of your mind we can see your deepest thoughts, we know your pin number you are now under our control"

creepy

Lol. That is creepy.

[section 8]

i wasn't going to post this as it was too obvious, but

Dust.....Hoover, 'Nuff said