The Paternity of Shortpack

[Monty_Cristo]

chances are that he's related to one of the famous x-clan families. which one is it? this is important. i may just start 3 other threads asking pretty much the same question.

[DDM]

I think he's related to the Frost Giants.

[Monty_Cristo]

I think he's related to the Frost Giants.

could be. Loki was kind of short too.

[Slung]

chances are that he's related to one of the famous x-clan families. which one is it? this is important. i may just start 3 other threads asking pretty much the same question.

Oooh, this sounds like an exciting start to an epic CBR battle. Who is Shortpack's father? Why is it so mysterious. Loves it.

My guesses:

1) Xavier is Shortpack's father! With Sage being his mother. A young and preggers Sage attempted to ctrl alt delete the little bandwidth stealer clean off her hard drive, but he slipped out of her womb and escaped! Oooh, the drama!

2) Mystique is Shortpack's father and Polaris is the mother! Polaris' 60's hair dye caused Shortpack to be born prematurely! Shortpack has been trying to tell his mommy/daddy the truth since he worked with her.

3) Mammomax and Thumbelina bore the tiny Shortpack but were disgusted by his tiny stature. Haters.

Those are some of my guesses.

[Monty_Cristo]

Oooh, this sounds like an exciting start to an epic CBR battle. Who is Shortpack's father? Why is it so mysterious. Loves it.

My guesses:

1) Xavier is Shortpack's father! With Sage being his mother. A young and preggers Sage attempted to ctrl alt delete the little bandwidth stealer clean off her hard drive, but he slipped out of her womb and escaped! Oooh, the drama!

LOL! this is my favorite one. it would explain why she suddenly stopped warning Charles about what the Hellfire Club's shenanigans. :biggrin:

2) Mystique is Shortpack's father and Polaris is the mother! Polaris' 60's hair dye caused Shortpack to be born prematurely! Shortpack has been trying to tell his mommy/daddy the truth since he worked with her.

that's so sad....and confusing on so many levels. :biggrin:

3) Mammomax and Thumbelina bore the tiny Shortpack but were disgusted by his tiny stature. Haters.

yeah, Thumbelina strikes me as a self-hater. but i think she's too young to have been the mother.

Those are some of my guesses.


beautiful!

[The_Bubblie]

I voted Gambit's family simply because I don't care much for Gambit and that's about as much I care about Shortpack. Cheers!

[Monty_Cristo]

I voted Gambit's family simply because I don't care much for Gambit and that's about as much I care about Shortpack. Cheers!

good thing there aren't any Gambit or Shortpack fans who post here. otherwise, you would have just made a bad first impression. "cheers."