Who Is Lorna Dane's Hairstylist?

[jester1436]

http://i29.tinypic.com/154bnsi.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/2nl7kt1.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/2vi5bbc.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2mxl75y.jpg

This is a question certainly as serious as "Is Magneto's Lorna Dane's Daddy?" as the above examples illustrate. Who could possibly commit such crimes against hair, humanity and mutants all at the same time?

I demand serious responses for a serious topic of discussion. How can it be fixed? What can Lorna do? Has she rotated stylists already? OH LORNA!

[Swashbuckler]

Ch'od should be her hair stylist.

[drwho]

I really wish they would explain why Agent Brand could pass for her twin sister. Not like green hair is a popular fashion statement.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Astx20_brand.jpg

[mattbib]

Yeah, Brand has been a problem with me. She's to easy to confuse with Madame Hydra (Viper).

[darknessatnoon]

I really wish they would explain why Agent Brand could pass for her twin sister. Not like green hair is a popular fashion statement.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Astx20_brand.jpg

It is with Hydra agents. Brand is clearly a member of Hydra who was put in charge of S.W.O.R.D. as part of a cooperative between SHIELD, HYDRA, AIM, etc... .

[DDM]

Here's another Polaris look you've left out:

http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/img/pr1904.jpg

[jester1436]

Is Lorna Dane's hairstylist an agent of HYDRA?

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Her stylist is the person who did Rach's hair, obviously.

Although, I gotta say, I kinda dig her current 'do. Not quite sure how it qualifies as horrible compared to, oooh, about half of the gals' hair in the 80s. Oh well.

[mattbib]

Is Lorna Dane's hairstylist an agent of HYDRA?
Lorna's emerald locks are all natural.

[jester1436]

Her stylist is the person who did Rach's hair, obviously.

Although, I gotta say, I kinda dig her current 'do. Not quite sure how it qualifies as horrible compared to, oooh, about half of the gals' hair in the 80s. Oh well.

RANDOM GREEN BRAIDS?

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

RANDOM GREEN BRAIDS?

Beats the other three pics. By, like, miles.

And I think it kinda matches with the costume. And the whole 'recovering madwoman' angle.

[Mitteloss]

1) It was Malice!
2) It was Zaladane's fault!
3) Bad 90's comics taste. It was a difficult time...
4) It's not that bad...

[GoingGreen]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2mxl75y.jpg


That one is actually pretty sexy, if you ask me. Not even just because I'm a Lornaholic. That's straight up sex and good art. The best combo.

EDIT: Also... I don't get the criticism when you have the queen of frizz as your avy. But... *shrugs* I guess it's a taste thing.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

So it ain't just me, eh.

[caney]

She used to dye her hair brown. But the dye was so crappy it washed out in the shower. Poor girl.

[Christopher O]

Lorna needs to get a stylist recommendation from one of Marvel's ever-fabulous grasscrotches, Madame Hydra and Agent Brand.

[GoingGreen]

In ONE shower, no less. The X-Men must have some powerful conditioner.

[jester1436]

EDIT: Also... I don't get the criticism when you have the queen of frizz as your avy. But... *shrugs* I guess it's a taste thing.

Aurora looks like a drag queen in my avatar, hence her drag name "Delicious Poussez."

And the random green braids are FUG. It ruins her flowing lettuce locks. RUINS!

Lorna should shave her head while in space - by the time she gets back to earth she can start fresh. She can get a fantastic new hairdresser when she lands in San Fran with the other X-Men.

[DDM]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2mxl75y.jpg



This is a throw back to Lorna Dane's original costume in X-Men #50:

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97792366288.50.GIF

I prefer Dave Cockrum's designs over Steranko's for Lorna Dane. Steranko was perfect for Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD.

[DDM]

Don't forget Lorna Dane's first X-Factor costume:

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97452433904.71.GIF

Polaris' variation of her X-Factor costume:

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/97452433904.105.GIF

[Monty_Cristo]

Yeah, Brand has been a problem with me. She's to easy to confuse with Madame Hydra (Viper).

i feel the same way. the "hydra hair" comment made it even more annoying.

Is Lorna Dane's hairstylist an agent of HYDRA?

i think it's Janet Van Dyne.

[Christopher O]

DDM, this thread is about bad hair not costumes. Pull it together.

[DDM]

DDM, this thread is about bad hair not costumes. Pull it together.

How many super-heroes walk around stark naked? The costumes go with the hair usually.

[Affinity]

Her hairstylist is FIRED is what he is! She could do with an UPDO.

DDM, this thread is about bad hair not costumes. Pull it together.

LAWLLLLLLLLLL.

[Sindel]

there is only one solution to lorna's hair problems....immiediate and excruciating DEATH.

[Slung]

DDM, this thread is about bad hair not costumes. Pull it together.
Now, now, there wasn't any character names or issue numbers bolded, just the comic book title this time! So really, its an improvement.

[DDM]

there is only one solution to lorna's hair problems....immiediate and excruciating DEATH.

Hair, hair, & more hair (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Ij9j7o2Bnc&feature=related)

[Monty_Cristo]

there is only one solution to lorna's hair problems....

Terrigen Mist exposure?!

[Sindel]

Terrigen Mist exposure?!

perfect:biggrin: :biggrin:

[DeniseXfrost]

Her current looks good but looks too similar to Storm's custome or sth.
Now, now, there wasn't any character names or issue numbers bolded, just the comic book title this time! So really, its an improvement.
That was mean Slung!



....that's why I dig ya.

[Slung]

Her current looks good but looks too similar to Storm's custome or sth.

That was mean Slung!



....that's why I dig ya.

I love DDM's terabyte hard drive of X-Trivia that he can search function and then spit out at will. Its a super power.

And I love you too. :wink:

[DeniseXfrost]

DDM is Sage's reincarnation.

[darknessatnoon]

DDM is Sage's reincarnation.

I do not dispute this.