Fictional Monsters You'd Want to Be Real

[Preus]

For one, I think it'd be pretty sweet if Clover was real. I mean, aside from the man-eating and all the killing, he's really cute. I'd also like to see to see a real life Zilla. I know you all will think I'm crazy but I think these monsters would be pretty awesome to see in real life, so long as I don't get killed. :biggrin:

[howyadoin]

Oh, that's easy.

http://www.timelineuniverse.net/images/wild_things.jpg

Let the wild rumpus begin.

[mgs]

Godzilla, King Kong, Mothra, Son of Godzilla, Mummies, Vampires, The Kraken, orcs, elves, dwarves, halflings, unicorns, smurfs, water elementals, Big Foot...

[Radioactive Zombie]

I wish for dinosaurs to exist again.

Also, the whole Toho Kaiju lineup.

[Motormouse]

Dragons, Worms from Dune, Valheru:rolleyes:

[Pól Rua]

This one.
http://www.oomu.org/images/totoro.jpg

[StoneGold]

http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/3531/countchocula2hj.jpg

[Jack Zodiac]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/longbarreljones/asami.jpg

[fred10]

Lycanthropes. But only if I was one.

[Aaron Kashtan]

http://www.draconika.com/img/treasuredragon.jpg

I mean, what good are knights without dragons?

[Michael P]

Not technically a monster, but I want a Chocobo.

[The Joker]

Mr. Stay Puft of course.

[StoneGold]

http://www.cinemasterpieces.com/attack50.jpg


On the other hand, she has a vagina you could walk through.

[Motormouse]

On the other hand, she has a vagina you could walk through.

Oh i used to know one or two girls like that!

[jessecuster3]

Not technically a monster, but I want a Chocobo.

Me too!


If aliens are considered monsters, I would definitely like:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_WM96V-rih1c/Red7zJxx5dI/AAAAAAAAACk/M3hMG6bGCi0/s200/natasha_henstridge_2466.jpg

[Katapult]

Skeksis
http://www.fanboy.com/images/dark-crystal-skeksis2-thumb.jpg

Always loved the evil birds.

-Kat

[BoosterBronze]

The chick from Species.

[Preus]

http://pics.fort90.com/journal/godzilla.jpg

[Incognita]

Hmm The Vampires from the Anita Blake series and/or the Vampires from the Twilight series. Hobbits, Elves...etc

[Monty_Cristo]

would leprechauns be considered monsters?

[Paradox]

Only this one. :biggrin:

http://willcubbedge.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/leprechaun2.jpg

[Donald M.]

Regarding everyone who wishes Godzilla was really:

If you have such a fetish for getting stepped on, there are hookers who'll do that for you and you'll even survive!

[Paradox]

We don't want him to step on US, just Tokyo. :tongue:

[Dennis K]

http://thumb15.webshots.net/s/thumb3/9/71/10/48997110JdHulg_th.jpg

[Preus]

Regarding everyone who wishes Godzilla was really:

If you have such a fetish for getting stepped on, there are hookers who'll do that for you and you'll even survive!


Man, Godzilla is teh awesomez! :biggrin:

[Sean Walsh]

The Middle East could use a major influx in dinosaurs.

Up side: all those terrorists would, um, go away.

Down side: Gas would probably rocket up past $45/gallon.

[DubipR]

This piece of royality...

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/nibbler.jpg

[Preus]

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg185/JMoney140/Cloverfield_untitled.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2238069459_03c204ca13.jpg

Isn't he just adorable?

[The Joker]

Man, Godzilla is teh awesomez! :biggrin:
Wholeheartedly agree with you on that.

[Charles RB]

Gorgo.

Because if there was a giant army-trashing dinosaur or two living in the Irish sea, the British & Irish isles would be forever safe from invasion. Nobody would dare send their navies into that.

[Monty_Cristo]

manbearpig must be real

[Sean Walsh]

Wow, sorry for the......triple post?? Dang.

[Sean Walsh]

manbearpig must be real

http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1112/1112_enter_al_gore.jpg

Excelsior!!

[Sean Walsh]

manbearpig must be real

http://hotelvilladeart.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/1006_thumbs_up_4_al_gore2.jpg

Excelsior!!

[Bouncing Boy]

This one would be fun to hang around with I think, even if he's a little single minded.

http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/cookie-monster3.jpg

[OzBat!]

Definitely dinosaurs.

"My Triceratops ate my homework!" is TOTALLY more believable than my dog!

[Preus]

Dinosaurs are not fictional creatures.

[OzBat!]

They are in a modern context! Dinosaurs running around today are fictional! But if you say that, you hurt their feelings. So I want them to be real... today!

[4thHorseman]

Gizmo of course

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7539/gizmolar5.jpg

[Preus]

That's one ugly little bastard....

[4thHorseman]

I always thought he was the cutest little thing. That's a terrible picture. Everyone has one...

Just...don't get him with water.

[Blackhawkk]

Zombies, or Democrats.

[Monty_Cristo]

That's one ugly little bastard....

the evil ones are cuter.


This one would be fun to hang around with I think, even if he's a little single minded.

http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/cookie-monster3.jpg

didn't he have both his legs amputated because of diabetes? looks like all of his teeth have rotted out, as well.

[Loren]

Dinosaurs are not fictional creatures.

That's just what the Devil wants you to think...

[Mac Danny]

That's just what the Devil wants you to think...

Satan put Dinosaur bones in the earth to test your faith!

[Paradox]

Defined by "test to destruction". :biggrin:

[The Joker]

the evil ones are cuter.



didn't he have both his legs amputated because of diabetes? looks like all of his teeth have rotted out, as well.
He's actually calmed down on the cookies as the Cookie Monster now has a new philosophy that "Cookies are a sometime food."

[Jared H.]

Nymphs.


Hey, they're in the Monster Manual!

[Monty_Cristo]

Satan put Dinosaur bones in the earth to test your faith!

wouldn't it be creepy if dinosaurs were actually just hell beasts/minions of Satan?


Nymphs.


Chris Kattan/Amy Poehler?

[Preus]

That'd be really messed up but to be honest, the dinosaurs that are made in the movies can be considered fictional. Dinosaurs have never been observed by human eyes so it's impossible to actually tell how they looked or moved. With dinosaurs, what scientists come up with is 50/50.

[howyadoin]

Dinosaurs have never been observed by human eyes so it's impossible to actually tell how they looked or moved.Studying the skeletal construction can actually tell you a lot about how they moved.

[pariah-1972]

Loch Ness monster ! why? i don't know thats the one that always seemed the most believable to me for some reason.

[Monty_Cristo]

Studying the skeletal construction can actually tell you a lot about how they moved.

but they weren't very smart. maybe they walked sideways, despite the excruciating pain.

[Monty_Cristo]

Loch Ness monster ! why? i don't know thats the one that always seemed the most believable to me for some reason.

i wonder what Nessie meat would taste like.

[pariah-1972]

i wonder what Nessie meat would taste like.Wet and swampy? like spinach maybe?

[Preus]

Studying the skeletal construction can actually tell you a lot about how they moved.

Yeah, that's true, but it still won't tell you exactly how they moved or exactly how they looked for that matter.

[Jack Zodiac]

Yeah, that's true, but it still won't tell you exactly how they moved or exactly how they looked for that matter.

It'd tell you whole lot more about how they moved than how they looked. I like to think dinosaurs all had fabulous purple sequin skin and feather boas.

[pariah-1972]

It'd tell you whole lot more about how they moved than how they looked. I like to think dinosaurs all had fabulous purple sequin skin and feather boas.Drag queen dinosaurs?
is this a personal fantasy of yours?

[Jack Zodiac]

Drag queen dinosaurs?
is this a personal fantasy of yours?

It's the costume I make your mother wear before I make hate to her.

[Preus]

http://gameit.ru/img/2006/12/alien_xenomorph.jpg

Hell, for all we know creatures like this may have actually existed at some point in time.

[Legato]

http://gameit.ru/img/2006/12/alien_xenomorph.jpg

Hell, for all we know creatures like this may have actually existed at some point in time.

Given that thare are some species in other planets that are yet to be discovered I can believe that.

Cthulhu Monsters.

I dont think a catgirl would look to attractive in real life when compared to anime.

[Preus]

It'd be pretty fucked up if Xenomorphs were real, that'd mean they'd surely be able to repopulate this planet but still, the idea is intriguing.

[worstblogever]

I'd hope for Deadites. Why? Just for the chance to hang out with Ash Williams/Bruce Campbell in the bargain, and fight the damn things.

[Reptisaurus!]

i wonder what Nessie meat would taste like.

Tastes like people.

What?

[Preus]

I'd hope for Deadites. Why? Just for the chance to hang out with Ash Williams/Bruce Campbell in the bargain, and fight the damn things.

What if they got you? :tongue:

[herogirl]

I'd have to say Cerberus. A three-headed dog is just cool. Triple security system and you don't have to feed it extra or clean up after it more. :biggrin:

[mgs]

I'd have to say Cerberus.

does that mean you'd like to live in Hell, or at least near it? ;P

[Preus]

I really don't get the joke.

[Pól Rua]

I can't believe so many people want things that would EAT THEIR HEAD to be real.
I'd rather that something that might wish to EAT MY HEAD remain fictional, and therefore unable to EAT MY HEAD.

Maybe that's just me.

[Monty_Cristo]

I really don't get the joke.

Cerebus guards the gates of hell.

[howyadoin]

Cerebus guards the gates of hell.No, that would be Cerberus. Cerebus is an aardvark.

[Charles RB]

I can't believe so many people want things that would EAT THEIR HEAD to be real.

We're assuming they'll eat someone else's head.

[Pól Rua]

Cerebus guards the gates of hell.

Yeah, apparently, you have to sign a waiver saying you don't think he's a misogynist to get in these days.

[Pól Rua]

We're assuming they'll eat someone else's head.

As long as it ain't mine.
I like my head.
It's where my eyes live.

[StoneGold]

I'd hope for Deadites. Why? Just for the chance to hang out with Ash Williams/Bruce Campbell in the bargain, and fight the damn things.

I did that once at San Diego. The hanging out part, anyway. He held my lightsaber. The one I bought at the Con. We drank together. It was awesome.

[herogirl]

does that mean you'd like to live in Hell, or at least near it? ;P

Ha, Ha, Friggin Ha! I'm tryin' to get out of Hell.

[Preus]

Ha, Ha, Friggin Ha! I'm tryin' to get out of Hell.

I can show you Heaven for a few hours if you'd like. :biggrin:

[G. Wayne]

Vampires, were-creatures, undead, that kind of thing. Basically anything that could spread the fun or proves it's spreadable.

Or if all else fails, Godzilla or the Cloverfield monster or something like that.

[Preus]

Well, with Clover, the only thing he'd be spreading would be death. :biggrin:

[G. Wayne]

Well, with Clover, the only thing he'd be spreading would be death. :biggrin:

Yup. The idea being that if you can't join 'em, just have something beat (or stomp/crush/breathe radioactive flame breath on) on everything. :biggrin:

[mgs]

Ha, Ha, Friggin Ha! I'm tryin' to get out of Hell.

then do eet woman! and be wishin' for, like a Valkryie instead of a Cerberus or something! ;)

[Monty_Cristo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Little_monsters.jpg

[That Yellow Bastard]

Zombies, Romero style though. It would be fun driving around and shooting them in the head.

[herogirl]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Little_monsters.jpg

That is a scary thing to want to be real. But this is the scariest creature of all.

i136.photobucket.com/.../InuyashaBarney.jpg

[pariah-1972]

Does Dracula count?

[darkhanamaru]

i want a jellaby! and bonsai dinosaurs