Lois London is fiercely anti-smoking!

[Novaya Havoc]

You may know her as a hobo killer.

You may know her as a cat killer.

You may know her as one to be often pimpsmacked by Rogue.


BUT!!!

Did you know that Dazzler's very own sister, Lois London, is a vociferious anti-smoking advocate?

OBSERVE as she uses her vibrating hand of power to melt this ashtray!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/Blog/lois_nosmoking.jpg

Lois was anti-smoking before Joe Quesada and Marvel Comics thought it was cool to do so. Lois is an angel ahead of her time.

Do you agree with Lois' anti-smoking ways?

[Kid Icarus]

I full heartedly agree wirh anything
Lois London says
Who am I to oppose her

[Slung]

You may know her as a hobo killer.

You may know her as a cat killer.

You may know her as one to be often pimpsmacked by Rogue.


BUT!!!

Did you know that Dazzler's very own sister, Lois London, is a vociferious anti-smoking advocate?

OBSERVE as she uses her vibrating hand of power to melt this ashtray!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/Blog/lois_nosmoking.jpg

Lois was anti-smoking before Joe Quesada and Marvel Comics thought it was cool to do so. Lois is an angel ahead of her time.

Do you agree with Lois' anti-smoking ways?

Lois London puts on good front, but she is a hypocrite. She smoked in the bathroom with the fan on and window open at every chance. She'd huff and puff and then spray the air freshener like it was '82 and it was a can of Aqua-net. For reals. All of her power stunts were nicotine withdrawal rages.
I full heartedly agree wirh anything
Lois London says
Who am I to oppose her
Peer pressure is what got Ms. London hooked on the fags and thats what's gonna get you hooked on them too.

[lockerogue]

You know if she learned to control her powers like really well. She would have a great business as top class hooker.

Anyway I agree with Lois' non smoking ways.

[Christopher O]

You all need to ask yourselves:

WWLD?

[DeniseXfrost]

Lois London is a hippie.

[Novaya Havoc]

Lois London is a hippie.

No! Hippies smoke! Lois is a good progressive concerned with public health!

Lois also drives a Prius. In a time when the X-Men have a carbon footprint as large as GALACTUS when they're flying their big f'ing jet all over creation (!!!), Lois cares about us all!

[DeniseXfrost]

Lois London has hooker nails.

[Novaya Havoc]

Lois London has hooker nails.

With this, I must sadly agree.

[DeniseXfrost]

They're must be the source of her cat-killing power.

[Dazzler]

Sorry Lois, without a constant stream of nicotine, *I'd* be the one killin' hobos.

--Dazz

[Novaya Havoc]

Sorry Lois, without a constant stream of nicotine, *I'd* be the one killin' hobos.

--Dazz

So much word. I'd even join the Purifiers, even if it was only for... Newports.

[Affinity]

UH, does Lois use CFC containing HAIRSPRAY on that fabulous 'do?

[Novaya Havoc]

UH, does Lois use CFC containing HAIRSPRAY on that fabulous 'do?

Naturally. Lois only uses the finest of AQUANET products.

[Dazzler]

So much word. I'd even join the Purifiers, even if it was only for... Newports.

Wow, and I thought crossing the street for Newports meant you had it bad...

Yikes.

--Dazz

[Novaya Havoc]

Wow, and I thought crossing the street for Newports meant you had it bad...

Yikes.

--Dazz

DO YOU NOT ENJOY MY AVATAR?!

Lois London is so an Obama supporter.

[Dazzler]

DO YOU NOT ENJOY MY AVATAR?!

Lois London is so an Obama supporter.

Actually, I was admiring it earlier. Lovely, lovely, and so right on the money. Where's that base illustration from?

Lois London is out stumping for Obama even as we speak. That's why she must be stopped.

--Dazz

[Novaya Havoc]

Actually, I was admiring it earlier. Lovely, lovely, and so right on the money. Where's that base illustration from?

Lois London is out stumping for Obama even as we speak. That's why she must be stopped.

--Dazz

Lois is NOT Change We Can Believe In!

It's actually from the Dazzler MySpace. It was a glam retweak on the NEX Dazzler concept. He recolored and gave Dazz a weave. But you can still see the base. ;)

[Dazzler]

Lois is NOT Change We Can Believe In!
Although, she DOES do wonders for the urban homeless population. Numbers have never been lower. That's Obama's secret weapon.

It's actually from the Dazzler MySpace. It was a glam retweak on the NEX Dazzler concept. He recolored and gave Dazz a weave. But you can still see the base. ;)
She has a myspace? HA! Wonders never cease, i love it.
I can see where it came from now, but it looks better than the source. You know, she DOES look pretty snazzy. I'll admit, i've missed the blonde. and the Hill shirt makes me happy.

--Dazz

[Novaya Havoc]

She has a myspace? HA! Wonders never cease, i love it.
I can see where it came from now, but it looks better than the source. You know, she DOES look pretty snazzy. I'll admit, i've missed the blonde. and the Hill shirt makes me happy.

--Dazz

http://www.myspace.com/thetruedazzler

[Dazzler]

http://www.myspace.com/thetruedazzler

Wowee. I clicked on that and the unexpected thumping bass actually knocked the Dazzler bust off my desk. :frown: Damn my incredibly powerful speakers.
Witness my trauma.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3118/2451264682_03b63afe19.jpg

It's all right, i've got another in the box.

As for the myspace, I'm adding her as a friend, just to say I did.

--Dazz

[Slung]

Wowee. I clicked on that and the unexpected thumping bass actually knocked the Dazzler bust off my desk. :frown: Damn my incredibly powerful speakers.
Witness my trauma.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3118/2451264682_03b63afe19.jpg

It's all right, i've got another in the box.

As for the myspace, I'm adding her as a friend, just to say I did.

--Dazz

That sucks. Sorry about that man. :frown:

[Kid Icarus]

Peer pressure is what got Ms. London hooked on the fags and thats what's gonna get you hooked on them too.

What kind of fags are we talking?
cuzz im not partial to smoking

[Slung]

What kind of fags are we talking?
cuzz im not partial to smoking

Double entendres are a difficult but necessary part of forum communication. You must learn to think in two different ways at once. Multi-task like Sage, but be fierce like the Dazzler. Its a treacherous tightrope every fan must balance upon.

[Dazzler]

That sucks. Sorry about that man. :frown:

Nah, it's okay, like I said, I've got another in the box. And I've super-glued this one so she's serviceable.

'Sides, it's fitting that a Dazzler fan page took out my Dazzler.

--Dazz

[DeniseXfrost]

Wowee. I clicked on that and the unexpected thumping bass actually knocked the Dazzler bust off my desk. :frown: Damn my incredibly powerful speakers.
Witness my trauma.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3118/2451264682_03b63afe19.jpg

It's all right, i've got another in the box.

As for the myspace, I'm adding her as a friend, just to say I did.

--Dazz
lol that looks funny. I love Cyclop bust.

[eurazn]

Lois really needs a new manicurist. She's got eagle talons ...

[prince_nightcrawler]

Lois is brazen. She is a barbarian.