Marvel League 2008 Playoffs: Cyberhubbs & Diablito v. Flaneur & Josef F.

[Jessica Drew]

Greetings, Marvel Zombies! Welcome to the conference championships in this year's Marvel League, where teams compete against one another comparing who has devised the best strategy to beat the other! The winner of today's match will compete in the Marvel League Championship next week!

A few rules:

No ring-outs.
Characters must fight in character.
You must have at least 100 posts to vote.

And now on to our match...

Cyberhubbs & Diablito (Vision, Klaw, Machine Man, Human Robot, Cybermancer)

v.

Flaneur & Josef F. (Fin Fang Foom, Elsa Bloodstone, Nia Noble, Scorpion, Honey Lemon, White Rabbit, Misty Knight, Howard the Duck, Agent Beefcake)

Both participants have submitted strategies.

Please do not post or vote until both strategies have been posted and read.

[Jessica Drew]

Cyberhubbs & Diablito's strategy:

[Theme: The Humans Are Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY&feature=related).]




Round 1

1. Klaw takes off like a rocket. While Foom is quite resilient, The Captain did tear away a finger during their hilarious skirmish. This time around, though, the target is the soft, dilating span of an eye. Klaw bursts through it in his sonic form, plowing toward the brain. There, inside Foom's skull, Klaw retakes his human shape and triggers his prosthetic sound converter. "T-t-that's your brain, Foom," the Master of Sound giggles, elevating the frequency until he causes Foom's brain to explode. "T-t-that is your brain on m-m-me!"

2. Machine Man, in the meantime, snatches up his partner, The Human Robot, and lifts off into the air. M-11 simultaneously activates his shield around the duo, making sure to protect them against exploding projectiles and cryogenic freeze-rays. The yellow, honeycomb-patterned sphere stays around them as Machine Man flies forward, smashing through branches and vegetation. He brings them in low, slicing across the muddy waters, on a crash-course with Nia Noble (And any others that might be in the area, but her specifically.). At speeds of 50-60mph, along with M-11's shield, it should feel like she's being hit by a very big car. Fortunately, M-11 calculates that she has a 65% chance of surviving and ending up in traction. Unfortunately, Aaron calculates the same.

2a. Part of Machine Man's computer-brain is also scanning the schematics for White Rabbit's giant robo-rabbit. [SCANNING...]

3. Cybermancer picked Vision up, after he adjusted his density accordingly, and the pair also zoomed into the sky above the battlefield. Their trip was short, though, and Vision increased his density as he slipped out of her grasp and plummeted to the ground somewhere in the middle of the other team. His eyes blazed during the freefall, and from their sockets fired a thin, red beam. It slashed through the air, toward Misty Knight, and sliced into the shoulder where a bionic arm met flesh. The fiery blast cauterized the wound instantly, but her prosthetic limb fell useless to the dirt.

3a. Cybermancer used her advanced tracking system to keep the other team's members in her sights as she circled overhead, and from her gauntlets roared clusters of small, spiraling bombs, trailing plumes as they fell from the sky and erupted in front of Scorpion.

Defeated: Foom, Nia Noble, Misty, Scorpion.

Round 2

1. As Foom topples over, Klaw materializes on his back, waving a cowboy hat made of sound over his head and gleefully laughing all the way down. He then dives off right before Foom's impact among some trees, plunging into a pool of dark, swampy water. The water's surface bulged and rose up, forming a giant, liquid version of Klaw [Black Panther #29], and he swiped a huge, watery arm at Howard the Duck that threw the Quack Fu Master into a tree trunk.

2. Machine Man continues to fly them toward White Rabbit and her robo-rabbit, and as they buzz overhead M-11 drops the force field and leaps from his partner's hands. He crashed into White Rabbit, tackling her off the back of her robo-rabbit, and clubs her with a metallic arm into unconsciousness. [If she happens to not be astride it, he elongates an arm to seize her, pinning her arms to her sides, and batters her against the ground.]

2a. Machine Man then lands on the robo-rabbit's back, using one arm to rip a panel away from the back of its head. He jams a hand inside and finds circuitry, the couplings at the tips of his fingers interfacing with the robo-rabbit's programming to take it over. [Aaron did something similar in #3 of his 1984 4-part mini-series, taking control of a floating ship's computer system.] The robo-rabbit then begins to buck and unleash a torrent of bullets that tear up the dirt around Elsa Bloodstone, moments before the rocket compartments empty on her with a series of ominous whistles!

"Now this is a gun with some kick," Aaron laughs hysterically. "Get it, M-11? Its a #@%$ing rabbit!"

But M-11 was guarding the crazed android's flank, blasting anyone or anything that came too close with a yellow concussive beam.

3. Vision burns a hole through Honey Lemon's handy bag, causing it to burst into flames.

3. Cybermancer uses her EMC drogues on Agent Beefcake, setting him up for Aaron's opening attack of the next round.

Defeated: Foom, Nia Noble, Misty, Scorpion, Elsa Bloodstone, White Rabbit, Howard the Duck.

Round 3

1. Machine Man's pre-programmed arm lifts while the rest of him continues to hand-puppet the robo-rabbit, separating from the rest of the limb at the forearm and launching itself at Agent Beefcake. It sails through the air, seemingly with a mind of its own, and grabs the LMD. The coil slithers from its housing inside the forearm and winds around him, before it all erupts with a scrambling burst of energy. [Aaron used the same tactic on the Iron Man of 2020 in, again, #3 of his 1984 4-part mini-series. IM used up his armor's strength to combat it, rendering him inert for a short time.]

2. An intangible Vision drifts through the smoky carnage, stopping along the way to semi-solidify a hand through a blasted and battered Elsa Bloodstone, finishing her off. He does the same to any other stragglers.

3. Cybermancer lays hard-light fire down on Honey Lemon, chasing her into the stretching arms of M-11 who lifts her up and slams her back into the ground, thus finishing off the other team.

Defeated: Foom, Nia Noble, Scorpion, Elsa Bloodstone, White Rabbit, Howard the Duck, Agent Beefcake, Honey Lemon, Misty Knight

Afterward, Machine Man stands amidst the strewn bodies and throws a fist in the air. "I AM MACHINE!"

The others soon join in.

[Jessica Drew]

Flaneur's & Josef F.'s strategy:

Honey Lemon whips out the Dr. Strange equipment that the duck version of Dr. Strange uses in Howard’s World and which Howard has used before. She gives it to Howard.
Nia Noble traps Machine Man in a mindscape containing the images invoked by Forbush Man in Nextwave. As shown in the comic, this will completely immobilise him with fear, desperation and dolor.
Elsa uses her genie to teleport to Man-Thing’s location and then brings him to Machine Man’s location before teleporting back to our side. As Machine Man is filled with fear, he will be immolated by Man-Thing’s mystical flame. Machine Man is now dead.
Howard uses his Strange powers to cast a variation of the minor spell Wanda cast in She-Hulk, which made Jennifer Walters undetectable by anyone who wished She-Hulk harm. This spell is cast upon Beefcake and White Rabbit (with her Robo Rabbit) so that none of the opposition can detect or hack into them.
Nia picks Misty up and chucks her in Klaw(and his constructs)’s direction with her vibranium arm held in front of her. As vibranium cancels out Klaw’s powers, this should allow her to make short work of him with her Bronx-fu when she lands.
Scorpion m*********s.
White Rabbit takes aim at Cybermancer and bombards her with her undetectable carrot missiles. The undetectable nature of her assault will prevent Cybermancer from dodging effectively. After this has gone on for a bit, Cybermancer will go down.
Beefcake will run toward the Human Robot, completely undetected, jump on the back of his head and self-destruct.
Howard will use his magic powers to dispel the reconstitution enchantments laid upon Human Robot, so that he won’t recover. He then uses the Eye of Agamatto to unveil Vision’s location and tries to bind him in the Crimson Bands of Cytorakk.
Foom goes as giant as he can get and attacks the revealed Vision. Considering the size and density of maxi-sized Foom, it’ll take some effort for him to try to phase, especially since he’s bound by the Crimson Bands.
Elsa opens fire on Vision in case he tries to dodge Foom. If he doesn’t then she opens fire with her ‘splode bullets on any of the enemy still functioning.
Nia tries to trap him in a mindscape where Victor Mancha is blown up over and over, causing him to malfunction.


Klaw pwned, Human Robot pwned, Machine Man pwned, Cybermancer pwned, Vision pwned. ZOOM

[Josef F.]

Cyberhubbs & Diablito's strategy:

[Theme: The Humans Are Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY&feature=related).]




Round 1

1. Klaw takes off like a rocket. While Foom is quite resilient, The Captain did tear away a finger during their hilarious skirmish. This time around, though, the target is the soft, dilating span of an eye. Klaw bursts through it in his sonic form, plowing toward the brain. There, inside Foom's skull, Klaw retakes his human shape and triggers his prosthetic sound converter. "T-t-that's your brain, Foom," the Master of Sound giggles, elevating the frequency until he causes Foom's brain to explode. "T-t-that is your brain on m-m-me!"

Foomis busy going MASSIVE at this point.
Klaw goes for his eyeballs.
OH NOES.
THAT IS FOOM'S KNEECAP.
DOI.
Read Hulk vs FFF
That's how big he goes.
=P

And Nextwave foom was CLONE.
We have the real deal here.
Klaw couldn't penetrate Foomy's glorius green eyelid!


2. Machine Man, in the meantime, snatches up his partner, The Human Robot, and lifts off into the air. M-11 simultaneously activates his shield around the duo, making sure to protect them against exploding projectiles and cryogenic freeze-rays. The yellow, honeycomb-patterned sphere stays around them as Machine Man flies forward, smashing through branches and vegetation. He brings them in low, slicing across the muddy waters, on a crash-course with Nia Noble (And any others that might be in the area, but her specifically.). At speeds of 50-60mph, along with M-11's shield, it should feel like she's being hit by a very big car. Fortunately, M-11 calculates that she has a 65% chance of surviving and ending up in traction. Unfortunately, Aaron calculates the same.


Silly Machine Man is too busy calculating insurance claims!
Oh dearybe!!
and then of course
Teleport!
AH, THE FIRES OF THE MANTHING.
As we said.
Machine man is now dead.

Anyhoo, Nia'd still be up and about.
She's NIA. Miss Atlanta!
Atlanta?
ATLANTIS.

2a. Part of Machine Man's computer-brain is also scanning the schematics for White Rabbit's giant robo-rabbit. [SCANNING...]

A) Machiney's dead.
B) YOU CANNOT SEE THE RABBIT.


3. Cybermancer picked Vision up, after he adjusted his density accordingly, and the pair also zoomed into the sky above the battlefield. Their trip was short, though, and Vision increased his density as he slipped out of her grasp and plummeted to the ground somewhere in the middle of the other team. His eyes blazed during the freefall, and from their sockets fired a thin, red beam. It slashed through the air, toward Misty Knight, and sliced into the shoulder where a bionic arm met flesh. The fiery blast cauterized the wound instantly, but her prosthetic limb fell useless to the dirt.

Cybermancer: What a nice peaceful day, There are no enemies to shoot me.
Hooray for my life.
Now I shall go and attack the lovely Miss Knight.
OW.OW. OW.
ERROR 00101010010101010101
UNEXPLAINED CARROTY PAIN.
MALFUNCTION.


Vision: Fufufufufufu
I am the VISION.
And I just plain don't like black people.
I shall smite you Misty!!
AAH. I AM DETECTED.
OH DARN. MAGICKS!!
I am Stuck!
My workings are undone!!
How dare I be not as good as the original vision.


3a. Cybermancer used her advanced tracking system to keep the other team's members in her sights as she circled overhead, and from her gauntlets roared clusters of small, spiraling bombs, trailing plumes as they fell from the sky and erupted in front of Scorpion.

Yeahyeahyeah whatevz.
Have another carrot to the face MISSY.

Cyber: Why are there carrots?
But they hurt me.
Do bunnies like pain?
ERROR.
*Boom*


Defeated: Foom, Nia Noble, Misty, Scorpion.

LIES!!


Round 2

1. As Foom topples over, Klaw materializes on his back, waving a cowboy hat made of sound over his head and gleefully laughing all the way down. He then dives off right before Foom's impact among some trees, plunging into a pool of dark, swampy water. The water's surface bulged and rose up, forming a giant, liquid version of Klaw [Black Panther #29], and he swiped a huge, watery arm at Howard the Duck that threw the Quack Fu Master into a tree trunk.


Misty: HEY FOOL. Git offa mah dragon friend!
I kill you with my Vaaaaaaahbranium.

Interesting note: Even if the vision's failmove was successful, He just gave misty knight a vibranium club, DOH.

But Klaw is disrupted by the Mistypedo.
No Black panther.


2. Machine Man continues to fly them toward White Rabbit and her robo-rabbit, and as they buzz overhead M-11 drops the force field and leaps from his partner's hands. He crashed into White Rabbit, tackling her off the back of her robo-rabbit, and clubs her with a metallic arm into unconsciousness. [If she happens to not be astride it, he elongates an arm to seize her, pinning her arms to her sides, and batters her against the ground.]

Machine man is FIREFIRE.
And you cannot see White rabbit,
She's hiding fromyou.
Hardeeharhar.


2a. Machine Man then lands on the robo-rabbit's back, using one arm to rip a panel away from the back of its head. He jams a hand inside and finds circuitry, the couplings at the tips of his fingers interfacing with the robo-rabbit's programming to take it over. [Aaron did something similar in #3 of his 1984 4-part mini-series, taking control of a floating ship's computer system.] The robo-rabbit then begins to buck and unleash a torrent of bullets that tear up the dirt around Elsa Bloodstone, moments before the rocket compartments empty on her with a series of ominous whistles!

"Now this is a gun with some kick," Aaron laughs hysterically. "Get it, M-11? Its a #@%$ing rabbit!"

But M-11 was guarding the crazed android's flank, blasting anyone or anything that came too close with a yellow concussive beam.

Silly dead machine man.
Silly Blown up M-11.


3. Vision burns a hole through Honey Lemon's handy bag, causing it to burst into flames.

3. Cybermancer uses her EMC drogues on Agent Beefcake, setting him up for Aaron's opening attack of the next round.

Geeeet back to your unbreakable bonds of Cytorrak silly vision!
AndCyby's just a mess of Carroty wires atm.


Round 3

1. Machine Man's pre-programmed arm lifts while the rest of him continues to hand-puppet the robo-rabbit, separating from the rest of the limb at the forearm and launching itself at Agent Beefcake. It sails through the air, seemingly with a mind of its own, and grabs the LMD. The coil slithers from its housing inside the forearm and winds around him, before it all erupts with a scrambling burst of energy. [Aaron used the same tactic on the Iron Man of 2020 in, again, #3 of his 1984 4-part mini-series. IM used up his armor's strength to combat it, rendering him inert for a short time.]

m11: Robot attack initiated.
Errorfail.
No robots to attack.
Secondary programming.
Sing folk music!


2. An intangible Vision drifts through the smoky carnage, stopping along the way to semi-solidify a hand through a blasted and battered Elsa Bloodstone, finishing her off. He does the same to any other stragglers.


Why would you attack the lovely Elsa?
Do you not like foreigners?
Do you not like redheads?
Vision. You're just a CAD.
And anyway, Nia has you in a headwoogie.
Due to your completely unexplained connection with Victor Mancha,seeing him selfdestruct makes you malfunction on a mammoth level.
Oops.


3. Cybermancer lays hard-light fire down on Honey Lemon, chasing her into the stretching arms of M-11 who lifts her up and slams her back into the ground, thus finishing off the other team.


Shutchomouth silly Deadrobot.


Afterward, Machine Man stands amidst the strewn bodies and throws a fist in the air. "I AM MACHINE!"

The others soon join in.



What ACTUALLY happens is Elsa Bloodstonemakes everybody tea and a scone, with a cry of:

"I AM CULTURED."




Anyway,normal Josef speaking now.
I loved your strategy.
It was noooooice.
:smile:

[Pach!]

Is a giant Foom more dense? That seems counter intuitive..if anything he'd be way less dense but I don't know much about him so who knows.

*is just curious..not really fundamental to the strat*

[Josef F.]

Is a giant Foom more dense? That seems counter intuitive..if anything he'd be way less dense but I don't know much about him so who knows.

True say.
The Makluans are a crazy and unexplored race.

However.
He's hardly necessary to the overall strategy!
He does about as much as scorpion.
Depending on how much effort you think she's putting in. . . .

[Pach!]

True say.
The Makluans are a crazy and unexplored race.

However.
He's hardly necessary to the overall strategy!
He does about as much as scorpion.
Depending on how much effort you think she's putting in. . . .
Oh yeah. haha I edited my previous post to note that I was just curious it doesn't affect either strat that much.

[Josef F.]

Oh yeah. haha I edited my previous post to note that I was just curious it doesn't affect either strat that much.

Best six point purchase ever made?
You betcha!!

[Diablito]

Flaneur's & Josef F.'s strategy:
Honey Lemon whips out the Dr. Strange equipment that the duck version of Dr. Strange uses in Howard’s World and which Howard has used before. She gives it to Howard.

Valid, I guess.

Nia Noble traps Machine Man in a mindscape containing the images invoked by Forbush Man in Nextwave. As shown in the comic, this will completely immobilise him with fear, desperation and dolor.

Machine Man is robot. Won't be as effective as usual. Also, he would be enveloped by a forcefield, and would be heading straight to her face. She's squished like a bug, and he would get over it. Victorious machine.

Elsa uses her genie to teleport to Man-Thing’s location and then brings him to Machine Man’s location before teleporting back to our side. As Machine Man is filled with fear, he will be immolated by Man-Thing’s mystical flame. Machine Man is now dead.

Again, forcefield and robotic emotions. Nia Noble's influence is most likely being drained, meaning a less scared Machine Man.

Howard uses his Strange powers to cast a variation of the minor spell Wanda cast in She-Hulk, which made Jennifer Walters undetectable by anyone who wished She-Hulk harm. This spell is cast upon Beefcake and White Rabbit (with her Robo Rabbit) so that none of the opposition can detect or hack into them.

Valid. Except by this point, they might have been detected before being enchanted. Either a kill by our side, or a alight escape by yours.

Nia picks Misty up and chucks her in Klaw(and his constructs)’s direction with her vibranium arm held in front of her. As vibranium cancels out Klaw’s powers, this should allow her to make short work of him with her Bronx-fu when she lands.

Nia has been hit by the robot duo, so I believe she cannot chuck the puny human, Misty. Plus,Vision and Cybermancer aren't really hurt right now, so they can continue their strat and they remove the robo arm from Misty.

Scorpion m*********s.

.........

White Rabbit takes aim at Cybermancer and bombards her with her undetectable carrot missiles. The undetectable nature of her assault will prevent Cybermancer from dodging effectively. After this has gone on for a bit, Cybermancer will go down.

Ok, maybe White Rabbit is undetectable, but her puny carrots most likely aren't. 360 vision can totally be a help at this moment. It also gives us a chance to find out where your bunny woman is, and allows us to counterstrike. HUZZAH!

Beefcake will run toward the Human Robot, completely undetected, jump on the back of his head and self-destruct.

Again, forcefield. Basically, you just killed yourself. HUZZAH! x2.

Howard will use his magic powers to dispel the reconstitution enchantments laid upon Human Robot, so that he won’t recover. He then uses the Eye of Agamatto to unveil Vision’s location and tries to bind him in the Crimson Bands of Cytorakk.

Well, he M-11 might not be able to fix himself, but he is in a forcefield. You don't need to heal when you can't be hurt. And Vision would be incredibly hard to stop due to his intangibilty. Plus, Crimson Bands would not stop the eye beams that Vision shoots, leading to the defeat of the lame Honey Lemon.

Foom goes as giant as he can get and attacks the revealed Vision. Considering the size and density of maxi-sized Foom, it’ll take some effort for him to try to phase, especially since he’s bound by the Crimson Bands.

Foom is one of our earliest targets. Klaw easily takes care of him, and his size would not be a match to Klaw, who can travel at the speed of sound. Foom is totally pwned. This allows for Klaw to continue his water barrage against Howard, stopping his magic nonsense.

Elsa opens fire on Vision in case he tries to dodge Foom. If he doesn’t then she opens fire with her ‘splode bullets on any of the enemy still functioning.
Nia tries to trap him in a mindscape where Victor Mancha is blown up over and over, causing him to malfunction.

Nia is not in any shape to fight by now. With everyone left from our team(minus one or two characters), we can all gangbang Elsa. Super pwned.

[Josef F.]

Valid, I guess.

It's a duck sorcerer.
You KNOW you love it you big robot!


Machine Man is robot. Won't be as effective as usual. Also, he would be enveloped by a forcefield, and would be heading straight to her face. She's squished like a bug, and he would get over it. Victorious machine.

HE is vulnerable to telepathy.
The glorious Tabitha is not.
And she telepaths him at the START
He makes no attacks.
He just cries about insurance.

QUERY. SO your two robots are touching each other.
Elsa ports Machine man to the flame.
OH NO M11 IS BURNY TOO.
This is where his injuries come into it.
We didn't write it in, but your move works nicely with ours!


Again, forcefield and robotic emotions. Nia Noble's influence is most likely being drained, meaning a less scared Machine Man.

DRAINED?
We trapped him in his personal circle of hell!!
What is this drain buisness?


Valid. Except by this point, they might have been detected before being enchanted. Either a kill by our side, or a alight escape by yours.

Then they would at best be going.
"Hmm,was there a robot around here"
"Nope, I don't remember one"
"Oh well, Tralalalalallaaaaaaaaaaa"


Nia has been hit by the robot duo, so I believe she cannot chuck the puny human, Misty. Plus,Vision and Cybermancer aren't really hurt right now, so they can continue their strat and they remove the robo arm from Misty.

I think you'll find that's CYBORG.
and are you underestimating the invisible Razor carrots?
and CYTORRAK?


Ok, maybe White Rabbit is undetectable, but her puny carrots most likely aren't. 360 vision can totally be a help at this moment. It also gives us a chance to find out where your bunny woman is, and allows us to counterstrike. HUZZAH!

The carrots are partof the rabbit machine as a whole, which was made undetectable.
THEREFORE.

OW, CARROTYPAIN.


Again, forcefield. Basically, you just killed yourself. HUZZAH! x2.

Have M11's forcefields NEVER been broken?
Plus his awesome encounter with the beautifully acidic man-thing.
Oopsydaisy Human robot.


Well, he M-11 might not be able to fix himself, but he is in a forcefield. You don't need to heal when you can't be hurt. And Vision would be incredibly hard to stop due to his intangibilty. Plus, Crimson Bands would not stop the eye beams that Vision shoots, leading to the defeat of the lame Honey Lemon.


He is GONER.
And crimson bands would stop the crazy eye beams.
Cause they'd be covered in crimson bands . . . .
Even so, she becomes disposable after the first second.


Foom is one of our earliest targets. Klaw easily takes care of him, and his size would not be a match to Klaw, who can travel at the speed of sound. Foom is totally pwned. This allows for Klaw to continue his water barrage against Howard, stopping his magic nonsense.


Silly Klaw. Your one weakness is Vibranium.
HAI MISTY TORPEDO.
Hollahdown.

Nia is not in any shape to fight by now. With everyone left from our team(minus one or two characters), we can all gangbang Elsa. Super pwned.

But nothing has happened to Nia!!
The moves against her were quelled by the man-thing!!

Quadrooper-pwned.

[Diablito]

HE is vulnerable to telepathy.
The glorious Tabitha is not.
And she telepaths him at the START
He makes no attacks.
He just cries about insurance.

We fly towards you at the start too. Also, he is machine, and thus has NO BRAIN. Technopathy may hurt him, but tiny human telepathy would be less effective. Plus, Machine Man's nanites would repair any damage to his psyche.

QUERY. SO your two robots are touching each other.
Elsa ports Machine man to the flame.
OH NO M11 IS BURNY TOO.
This is where his injuries come into it.
We didn't write it in, but your move works nicely with ours!

M-11 + forcefield + healing nannites = Survival of attack.



DRAINED?
We trapped him in his personal circle of hell!!
What is this drain buisness?

She is hit by a car. Not many would use their powers in a COMA or any such accident.




Then they would at best be going.
"Hmm,was there a robot around here"
"Nope, I don't remember one"
"Oh well, Tralalalalallaaaaaaaaaaa"

No they would not. Superior robot intellect and all.



I think you'll find that's CYBORG.
and are you underestimating the invisible Razor carrots?
and CYTORRAK?

She has a robotic arm, not body. Bye bye advantage. And carrots would not do much damage to her armor which can turn as hard as adamantanium. And the bands of Cyttorak's strength varies depending on the user. You are using Howard the Duck. Case closed.



The carrots are partof the rabbit machine as a whole, which was made undetectable.
THEREFORE.

OW, CARROTYPAIN.

They stop being a part of the machine once they leave the overall mechanic part. Plus they won't do much, except give away the position of the rabbit, regardless of whether they are seen or not.



Have M11's forcefields NEVER been broken?
Plus his awesome encounter with the beautifully acidic man-thing.
Oopsydaisy Human robot.

He would escape Man-Thing unscathed anyways, since he is not scared. Robot emotions et all.



He is GONER.
And crimson bands would stop the crazy eye beams.
Cause they'd be covered in crimson bands . . . .
Even so, she becomes disposable after the first second.

Already spoken about. Howard is not nearly skilled enough to use the Bands in this way, and Vision would probably escape to being with.



Silly Klaw. Your one weakness is Vibranium.
HAI MISTY TORPEDO.
Hollahdown.

Misty is taken care of. Plus, being inside of Foom, and then submerged in water would make this move pointless to begin with.

But nothing has happened to Nia!!
The moves against her were quelled by the man-thing!!

She was hit by a a robot surrounded by forcefield. She is mashed potatoes right now.

[Diablito]

Oh, and posters, PLEASE VOTE!!!


Jim Hammond DEMANDS it!
http://image.comicvine.com:8000/item/13000/12605/158368-jim-hammond_400.jpg

[Josef F.]

We fly towards you at the start too. Also, he is machine, and thus has NO BRAIN. Technopathy may hurt him, but tiny human telepathy would be less effective. Plus, Machine Man's nanites would repair any damage to his psyche.

Then what did Forbush man use on him?
Oh yes,Telepathy!
CLOSED CASE.


M-11 + forcefield + healing nannites = Survival of attack.

Man-thing can basically destroy anyone who'se not the hulk. . .so. . .er. . .bye robo.


She is hit by a car. Not many would use their powers in a COMA or any such accident.

You do know Nia's super durable aswell?
Cause yeah. . . .she is.

also.No car, cause there's no attacks.


No they would not. Superior robot intellect and all.

Haw. Magic trumps it I'm afraid.


She has a robotic arm, not body. Bye bye advantage.

the wound cauterizes you said.
but it's ok, it doesn't happen.
ANYWAY.
In your version,Misty's fine and has a vibranium club.
So that still works for us!


And carrots would not do much damage to her armor which can turn as hard as adamantanium. And the bands of Cyttorak's strength varies depending on the user. You are using Howard the Duck. Case closed.

It CAN,but she see's no attackers, and nowhere do you say she increases durability, and she's fleshy underneath that suit right?
BUHBYE!

And Dr Strange himself saidHoward had an "exceptional aptitude for magic"
Magic point re-inforced!!


He would escape Man-Thing unscathed anyways, since he is not scared. Robot emotions et all.

The robots have emotions!
Don't be saying to me they dont!


Already spoken about. Howard is not nearly skilled enough to use the Bands in this way, and Vision would probably escape to being with.


Point proven, Dr Strange said he was. . . .And he has more leighweigh here:tongue:


Misty is taken care of. Plus, being inside of Foom, and then submerged in water would make this move pointless to begin with.


Firstly, she's fine.
Secondly, even if she wasn't she'd have a club andwould still be heading for Him.
We aim "For Klaw"
wherever he may currently be.


She was hit by a a robot surrounded by forcefield. She is mashed potatoes right now.

Nia is super durable!!!


SUPER DURABLE FOLKS!!

[Flâneur]

Is a giant Foom more dense? That seems counter intuitive..if anything he'd be way less dense but I don't know much about him so who knows.

*is just curious..not really fundamental to the strat*
WELL

When Kitty phases, the density reduces her ability to do it *quickly*

It becomes all GRUNT and GROAN and BIG METAL UGGHH


Machine Man is robot. Won't be as effective as usual. Also, he would be enveloped by a forcefield, and would be heading straight to her face. She's squished like a bug, and he would get over it. Victorious machine.
Actually, Aaron was affected by an identical maneuver in Nextwave, this attack is canon so it pulls off. The shield doesn't really matter much either since SCARED and DESPERATE Aaron wouldn't put it up! And even if he DID, you got some Man Thing SUPER UNSTOPPABLE BURN coming at ya!


.........

Come on! You love masturbation! ADMIT IT!

Ok, maybe White Rabbit is undetectable, but her puny carrots most likely aren't. 360 vision can totally be a help at this moment. It also gives us a chance to find out where your bunny woman is, and allows us to counterstrike. HUZZAH!

Why do you think that? The entire Robo-Rabbit is enchanted, so that means everything inside it, including its ammo, is as well. Also, in She-Hulk, her actions were as impossible to determine by the BADDD PEOPLE (like yourselves!) as her presence. So her missiles are FINE.


Well, he M-11 might not be able to fix himself, but he is in a forcefield. You don't need to heal when you can't be hurt. And Vision would be incredibly hard to stop due to his intangibilty. Plus, Crimson Bands would not stop the eye beams that Vision shoots, leading to the defeat of the lame Honey Lemon.

HAH!

Honey Lemon doesn't do anything after she pulls off the Strange Duck gear!

And a bound, malfunctioning, explodo Vision cannot exactly do heat beams properly.

Foom is one of our earliest targets. Klaw easily takes care of him, and his size would not be a match to Klaw, who can travel at the speed of sound. Foom is totally pwned. This allows for Klaw to continue his water barrage against Howard, stopping his magic nonsense.


Klaw gets takennnnn outttt.

And Foom isn't that vital!!

We fly towards you at the start too. Also, he is machine, and thus has NO BRAIN. Technopathy may hurt him, but tiny human telepathy would be less effective. Plus, Machine Man's nanites would repair any damage to his psyche.
They didn't work before!


No they would not. Superior robot intellect and all.

You put me in the MAGIC position!

magic>>>>>>>>>science!


She has a robotic arm, not body. Bye bye advantage. And carrots would not do much damage to her armor which can turn as hard as adamantanium. And the bands of Cyttorak's strength varies depending on the user. You are using Howard the Duck. Case closed.


They are missiles! Even at its lowest level, Cybermancer is still inhaling constant explosives while being scorched and suffering impact. Cybermancer FAILS.

And Strange said Howard had LOTS of aptitude with magiccccc.


He would escape Man-Thing unscathed anyways, since he is not scared. Robot emotions et all.

Except he has been shown susceptible to this very maneuver! And in one of his most recent appearances at that!

[Josef F.]

NIA NOBLE -
What you need to know.

almost namor level, apart from namor and namora, she is the most durable of the atlanteans, having inherited all of U-man's physical aspects, she even SMASHED U-man in the face,while he was making jokes about how he raped her when she was like eight.
And U-man is like the top villian for Namor

Omg Nia, you're so fly<3

Plus Nia is in a MOIST and DAMP swamp
Atlantean. . .

Also,Haw at M-11 getting burnt by man-thing in recent comicappearance.
YAAYYAYA!!

[Flâneur]

plus Nia is in a MOIST and DAMP swamp

Go Go GO ATLANTIS MOIST COOL ASPECT

[Flâneur]

OMG, I just noticed!


JD, YOU DEVIL!! YOU CENSORED SCORPION'S MASTURBATION!

HOW DARE YOU??!!

[Josef F.]

Every time you think you should click on The robots to win.
We can give you reasons why that is incorrect and folly!!!

=]

[Diablito]

LOL! Flanny totally padded their own vote by voting for himself. TEAM ROBOTTO IS SUPERIOR PEOPLE. DON'T LISTEN TO THE FLESHY ONES!

[Josef F.]

LOL! Flanny totally padded their own vote by voting for himself. TEAM ROBOTTO IS SUPERIOR PEOPLE. DON'T LISTEN TO THE FLESHY ONES!

LOOK AT SCAN PROOFOF THEIR TEAM LOSING.

MAchine Man being affected by telepathy.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5448/nxtwaveon6.png

Someobdy else Not being affected.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7668/nxtwave1nz2.png

Proof of M11's whooping Shortly!

[Diablito]

LOOK AT SCAN PROOFOF THEIR TEAM LOSING.

MAchine Man being affected by telepathy.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5448/nxtwaveon6.png

Someobdy else Not being affected.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7668/nxtwave1nz2.png

Proof of M11's whooping Shortly!

M-11 would not be whooped because of this evudence. And Machine Man would probably "fix" himself from said outer influences due to his healing nannites.


And dammit, I need CyberHubbs. He is teh best with this kind of stuff. *Calls out*.

[HouseSolo]

Daft Punk says Robots rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl1XYK72J3g

[Josef F.]

M-11 would not be whooped because of this evudence. And Machine Man would probably "fix" himself from said outer influences due to his healing nannites.


And dammit, I need CyberHubbs. He is teh best with this kind of stuff. *Calls out*.


His healing nanites didn't affect telepathy this time shown, so why would they effect it now?

Also,we don't illusion M-11.
You have Machine man grab him, and they both get burnt in the mystical sulfuric acid that they are teleported to by Elsa.

Man thing secretes it in mass quantities whenever a negative emotion is produced.

MachineMan's negativity would ALSO cause M-11's fiery demise.
He himselfdoesn't need to feel any fear.
I didn't think I made that clear, So I'm doing it now.

Ta-dah!. :biggrin:

[Josef F.]

Daft Punk says Robots rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl1XYK72J3g

Pam grier says Misty Knight and Fin Fang Foom rock.
We don't ned youtube links for this.

SO Housey, where do your perceptions lie on this bout,How can we SWAY you?

[Diablito]

His healing nanites didn't affect telepathy this time shown, so why would they effect it now?

Also,we don't illusion M-11.
You have Machine man grab him, and they both get burnt in the mystical sulfuric acid that they are teleported to by Elsa.

Man thing secretes it in mass quantities whenever a negative emotion is produced.

MachineMan's negativity would ALSO cause M-11's fiery demise.
He himselfdoesn't need to feel any fear.
I didn't think I made that clear, So I'm doing it now.

Ta-dah!. :biggrin:

Meh, I'm pretty sure they can just repair themselves. They have extensive repairing abilities.

[Josef F.]

Meh, I'm pretty sure they can just repair themselves. They have extensive repairing abilities.

Is he repairing an illusion??!
Cause thatmakes no sense.

Is he repairing a complete dissolution by Man thing?

Ok,so he's not doing one of those two, so What's he repairing?
And I require examplesof Nanite healing.

[HouseSolo]

The same examples should be required from you guys. Howard uses Crimson Bands of Cytorrak?

[Josef F.]

The same examples should be required from you guys. Howard uses Crimson Bands of Cytorrak?

Marvel Treasury Edition #12
See for all Howards Magicky goodness.

Crimson Bands is such an easyspell.
A complete Random From She Hulk used it one time LOL.
Although tbf, I did like him.:smile:

[Josef F.]

Northstar bumped into this thread!

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/7/7f/Northstar.jpg/440px-Northstar.jpg


GRRRR.
VOTE OR I STALL STAY RAGEFUL.


He goes on to say: Comments are important in the semi final.

[Josef F.]

Here
Lies everything you could ever wish to know!!


Marvel Treasury Edition #12
See for all Howards Magicky goodness.

Crimson Bands is such an easyspell.
A complete Random From She Hulk used it one time LOL.
Although tbf, I did like him.:smile:

His healing nanites didn't affect telepathy this time shown, so why would they effect it now?

Also,we don't illusion M-11.
You have Machine man grab him, and they both get burnt in the mystical sulfuric acid that they are teleported to by Elsa.

Man thing secretes it in mass quantities whenever a negative emotion is produced.

MachineMan's negativity would ALSO cause M-11's fiery demise.
He himselfdoesn't need to feel any fear.
I didn't think I made that clear, So I'm doing it now.

Ta-dah!. :biggrin:

LOOK AT SCAN PROOFOF THEIR TEAM LOSING.

MAchine Man being affected by telepathy.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5448/nxtwaveon6.png

Someobdy else Not being affected.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7668/nxtwave1nz2.png

Proof of M11's whooping Shortly!

NIA NOBLE -
What you need to know.

almost namor level, apart from namor and namora, she is the most durable of the atlanteans, having inherited all of U-man's physical aspects, she even SMASHED U-man in the face,while he was making jokes about how he raped her when she was like eight.
And U-man is like the top villian for Namor

Omg Nia, you're so fly<3

Plus Nia is in a MOIST and DAMP swamp
Atlantean. . .

Also,Haw at M-11 getting burnt by man-thing in recent comicappearance.
YAAYYAYA!!

WELL

Actually, Aaron was affected by an identical maneuver in Nextwave, this attack is canon so it pulls off. The shield doesn't really matter much either since SCARED and DESPERATE Aaron wouldn't put it up! And even if he DID, you got some Man Thing SUPER UNSTOPPABLE BURN coming at ya!

Why do you think that? The entire Robo-Rabbit is enchanted, so that means everything inside it, including its ammo, is as well. Also, in She-Hulk, her actions were as impossible to determine by the BADDD PEOPLE (like yourselves!) as her presence. So her missiles are FINE.

And a bound, malfunctioning, explodo Vision cannot exactly do heat beams properly.

You put me in the MAGIC position!

magic>>>>>>>>>science!




They are missiles! Even at its lowest level, Cybermancer is still inhaling constant explosives while being scorched and suffering impact. Cybermancer FAILS.

And Strange said Howard had LOTS of aptitude with magiccccc.


Except he has been shown susceptible to this very maneuver! And in one of his most recent appearances at that!

Then what did Forbush man use on him?
Oh yes,Telepathy!
CLOSED CASE.



Man-thing can basically destroy anyone who's not the hulk. . .so. . .er. . .bye robo.

And Dr Strange himself saidHoward had an "exceptional aptitude for magic"
Magic point re-inforced!!



The robots have emotions!
Don't be saying to me they dont!






Nia is super durable!!!


SUPER DURABLE FOLKS!!

[Jessica Drew]

LOL! Flanny totally padded their own vote by voting for himself.

I caught this, too. The score should be 6-4, now, in favor of Team Roboto.

[Flâneur]

M-11 would not be whooped because of this evudence. And Machine Man would probably "fix" himself from said outer influences due to his healing nannites.


And dammit, I need CyberHubbs. He is teh best with this kind of stuff. *Calls out*.
Why should nannites heal a telepathic mindscape? Do nannites remove thoughts in Aaron's head if he dislikes them? Given what was seen in Machine Man's encounter with Forbush Man, his nannites do no such thing. So Machine Man experiences fear and is also incapable of shielding himself.

Meh, I'm pretty sure they can just repair themselves. They have extensive repairing abilities.

Nope. The only being that can possibly be unharmed by the mystical flame of Swamp Thing is the Hulk, primarily because the Hulk is rage incarnate and doesn't really feel fear. Everyone else immolates instantly, regardless of their healing factor.

Ergo, the Machine Man who feels fear is immolated by Man-Thing instantly. Especially since Elsa's teleportation is instant so it's rather irrelevant as to whether you think Aaron has some ability to heal from bad feelings, he simply doesn't have time to do so.

She is hit by a car. Not many would use their powers in a COMA or any such accident.
To extend upon Nia's durability - she was uninjured from Merrano (Namor's archnemesis) punching her. Merrano, her father from whom she inherited his full range of physical attributes, can bench-press over 55 tonnes. Nia didn't bleed, bruise, graze or even get disoriented from experiencing one of these punches to the face. A car is nothing compared to that, even when a car hit Elsa at full speed it got totalled and I don't think anyone would suggest Elsa can go toe to toe with the same guys who give Namor problems. Added to that, impact is more damaging when it is focused into a smaller area otherwise a great deal of force is lost and an Atlantean's fists have a much smaller surface area than a car.

Finally, you don't get to hit us with the car because the necessary members of your team have been dealt with to some degree. So Nia shouldn't really be impeded by this.
Ok, maybe White Rabbit is undetectable, but her puny carrots most likely aren't. 360 vision can totally be a help at this moment. It also gives us a chance to find out where your bunny woman is, and allows us to counterstrike. HUZZAH!
To give this comment a more comprehensive response, the spell is one of consequence and not contact. When White Rabbit sends missiles, Cybermancer is simply incapable of conceiving from whence they came or from who. She would simply be unable to judge or understand where the heck all these missiles are coming from. Cybermancer cannot come to grips with the location of the missiles simply because the spells prevents her from conceiving of the associated persons. It's nothing like an invisibility spell, if that's what you were thinking.

Also, if Cybermancer is being taken down by enemy fire, how on earth is she ferrying Vision anywhere? She'd drop him due to missiles hitting her constantly. Which means you don't severe Misty's arm.