Should Lois London kill Hepzibah?

[Novaya Havoc]

Hepzibah is still at large, ruining our comics with her foul alien cat/skunk nature. She speaks like Yoda! FILTH!!!

But, luckily, Dazzler's very own sister LOIS LONDON has a vibrating hand of power that can kill both hobos and... CATS!

Should Lois London kill Hepzibah, ridding us of this "Star Jammer" and also bringing out the comics lulz?

I picture the scene going something like this:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/loishepz.jpg


Does Hepzibah deserve to die?

[Hi-Fi]

Er...no?

Hepzibah is awesome. Lois London needs a NEW ACT!

[jester1436]

I like Hepzibah, sort of. She should be more of a skunk though.

Lois should, however, kill Catiana, who is both a cat and a hobo.

She can also kill Lila Cheney, who smells like a hobo.

[Novaya Havoc]

Lois London can complete what the Purifiers have failed to do!

But can she kill Wolf Cub? Will her powers work on doglike creatures as it does on cats?

[Dazzler]

The only thing I find odd about the whole Lois London thing is that they built her dramatic angst by having her kill a hobo and THEN killing a cat.

Somehow, a cat rates higher than a person (albeit a hobo one) on the emotional pathos scale.

Still, it *was* the Reagan era.

Oh, yeah, and Hepzibah's pretty cool. I say let her live.


--Dazz

[AcesX1X]

I find the entirety of this thread, from title to content, both fantastic and perfect.

One more reminder of why I made the decision to join this delightfully psychotic community.

And yes, - this Lois London person should kill Hepzibah.

[Novaya Havoc]

I find the entirety of this thread, from title to content, both fantastic and perfect.

One more reminder of why I made the decision to join this delightfully psychotic community.

And yes, - this Lois London person should kill Hepzibah.

You had me at psychotic! <3

That is totz a Lois London trait!

[Sindel]

Hepzibah is still at large, ruining our comics with her foul alien cat/skunk nature. She speaks like Yoda! FILTH!!!

But, luckily, Dazzler's very own sister LOIS LONDON has a vibrating hand of power that can kill both hobos and... CATS!

Should Lois London kill Hepzibah, ridding us of this "Star Jammer" and also bringing out the comics lulz?

I picture the scene going something like this:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/havoc1/loishepz.jpg


Does Hepzibah deserve to die?



ugh i remember her, wat the hell were her powers suppose to be anyway

[just another user]

Sure, why not <3

[Leirus]

ugh i remember her, wat the hell were her powers suppose to be anyway

Her powers were also kinda light-related, I think, but she also could generate heat.

Kinda a human toaster :tongue:

[frog]

I can't condone cat killing.

Don't hate on pussies!

[crystalline green]

Cats are sovereign.

There's a reason why Lois London is not one of the 198.

Viva la Hep!!

[_Jayme_]

I LOL'd at Hepzibah's head randomly being placed on that picture :tongue:

Don't let her regret the killing. Let her brag and boast about it to everyone. It would be an accomplishment, nothing to be ashamed about.

[Optic Rage!]

Don't hate on pussies!

Well, he is gay.

[Rolltideguy77]

If Lois London's hand vibrates I would think she would have a great career in the massage/call girl fields. Answering the question though, yes, kill the skunk-girl.

[prince_nightcrawler]

No! Don't kill Hepzibah! She is unique!

Lois London is a barbarian.

[Novaya Havoc]

Cats are sovereign.

There's a reason why Lois London is not one of the 198.

Viva la Hep!!

Lois London transcends mutancy. She is like the Phoenix! The 198 can't even locate her, she is so powerful!

Hepzibah will fall to her vibrating hand of power!

[Swashbuckler]

There's a reason why Lois London is not one of the 198.

Viva la Hep!!

I agree!! This thread is complete blasphemy. Hepzibah is a great character whose worked well in a supporting role and deserves to be fleshed out as a main X-Woman. And of course she speaks like Yoda, she's an alien with wisdom beyond her years. duh. Plus, she's really more skunk-ian, so Lois Loser London's power wouldn't work

Lois London on the other hand is a complete L7 Weenie. She's been in limbo for ages. In fact, she's been in limbo so long they should make her Magik's assistant. She can vibarte her hand all over the place and no one will care. Hepzibah should just scratch Lois's eyes out.

[worstblogever]

I say fatal four way match between:

Thornn
Lois London
Hepzibah
Catiana


One of them, at least, will not walk away.

[IIX]

she's not even a mutie so I says off with her! (feels a mob going to do something bad to him soon) :d

[La Fea]

Maybe!

I'm not a big fan of any cat characters. Well at least on the top of my head I can't think of any I really like.

[Novaya Havoc]

I say fatal four way match between:

Thornn
Lois London
Hepzibah
Catiana


One of them, at least, will not walk away.

What about Cat Beast?

Lois should kill HIM.

[KittyPryde]

I vote for the flip side: Hepzibah should kill Lois London. In a big bloody feral meat-ripping tearfest.

[prince_nightcrawler]

Hepzibah should bury her in kitty litter like the turd she is. A turd with pieces of kitty litter stuck to it.

Hi! I am Lois London. Who is a smelly little poop!

[crystalline green]

Lois London transcends mutancy. She is like the Phoenix! The 198 can't even locate her, she is so powerful!

Hepzibah will fall to her vibrating hand of power!

*waxes philosophical* Hmm...But if a hand of power vibrates in a forest (or say limbo) and nobody feels it...


I agree!! This thread is complete blasphemy. Hepzibah is a great character whose worked well in a supporting role and deserves to be fleshed out as a main X-Woman. And of course she speaks like Yoda, she's an alien with wisdom beyond her years. duh. Plus, she's really more skunk-ian, so Lois Loser London's power wouldn't work

Lois London on the other hand is a complete L7 Weenie. She's been in limbo for ages. In fact, she's been in limbo so long they should make her Magik's assistant. She can vibarte her hand all over the place and no one will care. Hepzibah should just scratch Lois's eyes out.

Quoted for truth! You have not known F-I-E-R-C-E-ness until you've known Teh Hep. Lois London's cat-killing Hep envy is so unattractive! She's out!

[eurazn]

I agree!! This thread is complete blasphemy. Hepzibah is a great character whose worked well in a supporting role and deserves to be fleshed out as a main X-Woman. And of course she speaks like Yoda, she's an alien with wisdom beyond her years. duh.

Hmm ... somehow, I see Hep joining Feral and Catseye in that great limbo litterbox in the sky ...

And yet, Lois' infamy will still live on ... just as it has in the 20 years or so since her last appearance.

[RickyD410]

I see Novaya Havok mention Lois London all the time. Who IS Lois London? Does she have powers? What are they?

I cant make a proper Lois London vs. Hepzibah decision until I know who both parties are.

[Flâneur]

Lois should cook that skunk! Lois vs. Hep Z, round one!

I see Novaya Havok mention Lois London all the time. Who IS Lois London? Does she have powers? What are they?

I cant make a proper Lois London vs. Hepzibah decision until I know who both parties are.

She is Dazzler's sister! She has the power to kill hobos and cats!

[eurazn]

Lois should cook that skunk! Lois vs. Hep Z, round one!


Careful, the smell of cooked skunk meat may draw out all 124 of the Guthrie siblings for dinner!

[rilokyle]

I say kill the skunk. She's taking up a valuable and much coveted spot on the x-teams.

[Cruelly_Innocent]

Lois London transcends mutancy. She is like the Phoenix! The 198 can't even locate her, she is so powerful!

Hepzibah will fall to her vibrating hand of power!

LOL

Anywho...Hepzibah can't die yet (yet as in she will die someday and be magically brought back)...we need more feral characters in marvel dude!

seriously though..she's hot..so no I like the skunk lady a whole lot

[Rolltideguy77]

Skin her for her pelt

[ChristosSoter]

Hepzibah must be kept alive, Because they have yet to establish her fierce rivalry with Dazzler.

[Rolltideguy77]

Dazzler is way too fabulous for Hep. She would blind that skunk and then fry her ass in a ball of disco fierceness all while wearing roller skates.

[just another user]

I see Novaya Havok mention Lois London all the time. Who IS Lois London?.

epic FAIL :frown:

[ChristosSoter]

I see Novaya Havok mention Lois London all the time. Who IS Lois London? Does she have powers? What are they?

You sooooo do NOT want to know. At all. Ever.

Hep wins. Always. Forever.

[Rolltideguy77]

Lois has vibration powers in her hands. It's good for killing animals, like skunks.

[Leirus]

I see Novaya Havok mention Lois London all the time. Who IS Lois London? Does she have powers? What are they?

I cant make a proper Lois London vs. Hepzibah decision until I know who both parties are.

Well... Because you demanded it

Lois London is the half-sister of Dazzler... Dazzler´s mother fleed from her abusive husband after giving birth to Dazzler, changed her name, became a singer and had another daughter... this daughter ended up being a mutant (I guess the mother had the mutant gene) who could generate heat and er... light, or energy, something like that.

This other daughter, who inherited Dazzler´s mother new name, was Lois London... she found Dazzler, her older sister, and dicovered her mutancy in Dazzler´s series, back in the 80

She discovered her powers when she accidentaly melted the face of a beggar killing him and killed a cat (strangely enought, she then had nightmares about the cat fact)

Dazzler & Lois fleed from justice... and they found haven in the house of a drug lord... when Dazzler realized what he was, she went to another place, but Lois rather stayed back with the drug lord, because he could offer her security and money (and other things, I guess, *wink, wink*)... That was the last time we ever saw her...

Novaya, you can correct me if you want, my knowledge of Lois London is sketchy...

[darknessatnoon]

Well... Because you demanded it

Lois London is the half-sister of Dazzler... Dazzler´s mother fleed from her abusive husband after giving birth to Dazzler, changed her name, became a singer and had another daughter... this daughter ended up being a mutant (I guess the mother had the mutant gene) who could generate heat and er... light, or energy, something like that.

This other daughter, who inherited Dazzler´s mother new name, was Lois London... she found Dazzler, her older sister, and dicovered her mutancy in Dazzler´s series, back in the 80

She discovered her powers when she accidentaly melted the face of a beggar killing him and killed a cat (strangely enought, she then had nightmares about the cat fact)

Dazzler & Lois fleed from justice... and they found haven in the house of a drug lord... when Dazzler realized what he was, she went to another place, but Lois rather stayed back with the drug lord, because he could offer her security and money (and other things, I guess, *wink, wink*)... That was the last time we ever saw her...

Novaya, you can correct me if you want, my knowledge of Lois London is sketchy...

The hobo was harassing her. The cat was a poor innocent. Being cruel to animals is far worse than being cruel to a human who can take care of himself. That's probably why Lois was haunted by the cat.

Personally, I have a difficult time letting this cat-incident go and wouldn't mind some sort of consequences for Lois. If not by the hand of Hepzibah, then perhaps a penalty delivered by Tigra.

[pryde15]

I'd like Hepzibah better if she looked like a skunk and was in space with the Starjammers.

[Leirus]

The hobo was harassing her. The cat was a poor innocent. Being cruel to animals is far worse than being cruel to a human who can take care of himself. That's probably why Lois was haunted by the cat.

Personally, I have a difficult time letting this cat-incident go and wouldn't mind some sort of consequences for Lois. If not by the hand of Hepzibah, then perhaps a penalty delivered by Tigra.

Thanks, I did not remember that fact... altough melting his face and kill him seems a little er... too much?

The penalty should be delivered by a resurrected catseye :tongue:

[pryde15]

Thanks, I did not remember that fact... altough melting his face and kill him seems a little er... too much?

The penalty should be delivered by a resurrected catseye :tongue:

with the rest of the Hellions resurrected as well :biggrin:

[RickyD410]

Well... Because you demanded it

Lois London is the half-sister of Dazzler... Dazzler´s mother fleed from her abusive husband after giving birth to Dazzler, changed her name, became a singer and had another daughter... this daughter ended up being a mutant (I guess the mother had the mutant gene) who could generate heat and er... light, or energy, something like that.

This other daughter, who inherited Dazzler´s mother new name, was Lois London... she found Dazzler, her older sister, and dicovered her mutancy in Dazzler´s series, back in the 80

She discovered her powers when she accidentaly melted the face of a beggar killing him and killed a cat (strangely enought, she then had nightmares about the cat fact)

Dazzler & Lois fleed from justice... and they found haven in the house of a drug lord... when Dazzler realized what he was, she went to another place, but Lois rather stayed back with the drug lord, because he could offer her security and money (and other things, I guess, *wink, wink*)... That was the last time we ever saw her...

Novaya, you can correct me if you want, my knowledge of Lois London is sketchy...
Ah, thank you very much!

Now, Lois London's powers seem pretty badass. Much more interesting than just another feral X-Character.

That being said, Lois London sounds like an idiot. Even more so than Hep, who isnt the smellist skunk in the box.

So I vote... Hepzibah lives. She's more useful than Lois London. She can die later to make Warpath and Cyke and people feel sad and give them motive to fight her killers which will help the plot move along or something.

[ChristosSoter]

Ah, thank you very much!

Now, Lois London's powers seem pretty badass. Much more interesting than just another feral X-Character.

That being said, Lois London sounds like an idiot. Even more so than Hep, who isnt the smellist skunk in the box.

So I vote... Hepzibah lives. She's more useful than Lois London. She can die later to make Warpath and Cyke and people feel sad and give them motive to fight her killers which will help the plot move along or something.
Except for Jetstream!!!!

[Novaya Havoc]

Ah, thank you very much!

Now, Lois London's powers seem pretty badass. Much more interesting than just another feral X-Character.

That being said, Lois London sounds like an idiot. Even more so than Hep, who isnt the smellist skunk in the box.

So I vote... Hepzibah lives. She's more useful than Lois London. She can die later to make Warpath and Cyke and people feel sad and give them motive to fight her killers which will help the plot move along or something.

Uh, no. Lois London shall live forever!!!

[Dazzler]

Except for Jetstream!!!!

Even Jetstream. The guy died with a massive mullet, give him a break.

Even Beef didn't have a mullet.

Although he did have a purple headband.

--Dazz

[DeniseXfrost]

Guys Hepzibah means no harm this little skunk just wanna have fun!