Avril Lavigne is the devil

[Red Jack]

Is it my imagination or does Avril Lavigne look like a thousand-year old demon inhabiting the body of a teenager?

There is something really disconcerting and creepy about her and I can't put my finger on it.

I would be scared to be alone in an elevator or, really, anywhere she was.

Yikes!

[Agent Helix]

Look out, everyone, she has a vagina.

[Grazzt]

Is it my imagination or does Avril Lavigne look like a thousand-year old demon inhabiting the body of a teenager?

There is something really disconcerting and creepy about her and I can't put my finger on it.

I would be scared to be alone in an elevator or, really, anywhere she was.

Yikes!

Good going, now you spoiled the plot of Gail's Avril comic.

I hope you're happy with yourself.

[Red Jack]

Good going, now you spoiled the plot of Gail's Avril comic.

I hope you're happy with yourself.

So it's a documentary?

[Tobias March]

Is it my imagination or does Avril Lavigne look like a thousand-year old demon inhabiting the body of a teenager?

There is something really disconcerting and creepy about her and I can't put my finger on it.

I would be scared to be alone in an elevator or, really, anywhere she was.

Yikes!

Like those possessed kids from Mel Gibson's the Passion? Yeah...I can see it.

[saintsaucey]

Is it my imagination or does Avril Lavigne look like a thousand-year old demon inhabiting the body of a teenager?

There is something really disconcerting and creepy about her and I can't put my finger on it.

I would be scared to be alone in an elevator or, really, anywhere she was.

Yikes!

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/avril_lavigne_album_pictures_small.jpg[

she wouldn't hurt a fly.

[Tobias March]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/avril_lavigne_album_pictures_small.jpg[

she wouldn't hurt a fly.

EEVvvvvvil. Look at her evil eyes!!

[LewisH]

depending on lighting, angle, etc.

To me Avril she just looks intense.

http://www.premiumseatsusa.com/concert/Avril-Lavigne/images/avril_lavigne_eight.jpg

[Spiffy]

To be fair to her, that disgusting fashion sense isn't always present. She didn't look THAT bad when she was married. Here's a googlyish photo (since, you know, I'm not invited to stuff like that since that embarrassing soup bowl incident):

http://www.latest-hairstyles.com/images/avril-lavigne-wedding.jpg

Well, maybe she still looks a LITTLE evil. Just not "skanky evil".

EDIT:

Wait. Actually she looks like she might eat the heads off babies a bit in this one:

http://www.tara-and-eric.com/images/avrilafterwed34.jpg
I found myself carefully counting the number of fingers on that hand to make sure there were actually six. Er... five. Yeah, five. That's the number I meant.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Don´t care much for her music, but any girl who makes a comic is okay in my book.
She could be eating baptist babies for breakfast, and I still would probably go:"- Aww, she´s not that bad...."

[K-DoG7p7]

depending on lighting, angle, etc.

To me Avril she just looks intense.

http://www.premiumseatsusa.com/concert/Avril-Lavigne/images/avril_lavigne_eight.jpg

OHH MY GOD"!!! she had fat on her bones back then!!


sooo thats what it looks like! .. Fascinating!

[LewisH]

vampiric in that wedding pic. She wasn't that pale when she had her first hit.
Oh well. There's nothing wrong with turning into a bat and sucking the blood out
of your helpless prey. At least it's less evil than her godawful song Girlfriend that
made me want to pluge sharp instruments into my eardrums when I couldn't turn the radio channel.

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/avril-lavigne-girlfriend.jpg

[Jack Zodiac]

She's pretty talentless. She's not even a fairly mediocre guitarist. Her songs' lyrics are incredibly uncreative (assuming she writes her own terrible songs). Whenever she acts "edgy" or "intense," she reminds me of a thousand other piece of shit teenagers I've met that thing it's cool to be a douchebag just to be douchebag (which is a step below "ironic hipster"). She looks like a raccoon with all that fuckin' makeup on, and when she takes it off she looks like a laboratory mouse.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

True, but she did create a comic.

That alone cancels 90% of what you just said. :biggrin:

[MichaelChen]

http://www.tara-and-eric.com/images/avrilafterwed34.jpg

She's definitely a vampire. That poor guy is about to be lunch.

[Sally Sensational]

http://www.tara-and-eric.com/images/avrilafterwed34.jpg

She's definitely a vampire. That poor guy is about to be lunch.

Well, depending on your perspective on marriage . . .

[titanfan]

Is it my imagination or does Avril Lavigne look like a thousand-year old demon inhabiting the body of a teenager?

There is something really disconcerting and creepy about her and I can't put my finger on it.

For me, it's Catherine Zeta-Jones who gives me that feeling. My friends think it's crazy, but she's always looked evil to me.

[LewMoxinsghost]

I for one, would love to be locked in an elevator with Avril. Even if she showed no interest in my desire to make out with her and digested me cannibal style that would be a cool way to go out.

[Deathstroke]

If she is evil I don't wanna be good.

[PatrickG]

I for one, would love to be locked in an elevator with Avril. Even if she showed no interest in my desire to make out with her and digested me cannibal style that would be a cool way to go out.

I would point out that the lady is 23. Hardly a teenager.

And so I'll happily ditto the above poster.

[shrike]

I'm not sure why but whenever I see a picture of Avril I get this strange desire to just beat the living hell out of her.

Very odd, really.

[Teh m0nk3y]

And here I thought this picture would have been in the first post.
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4784/lavignert5.jpg

[Jack Zodiac]

I'm not sure why but whenever I see a picture of Avril I get this strange desire to just beat the living hell out of her.

Very odd, really.

Shrike! :biggrin: Ah, thank God you're here. This place was gettin' too non-violent. I mean, I was doing my best, but I can only do so much. :wink: Yes, if I had a vagina and could get away with it, I'd smack her around, too. And then leave a Guitar for Talentless Dummies book next to her.

[Cam63]

Look out, everyone, she has a vagina.

WHERE !!??

[Sally Sensational]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/avril_lavigne_album_pictures_small.jpg[

she wouldn't hurt a fly.

I'm not sure why but whenever I see a picture of Avril I get this strange desire to just beat the living hell out of her.

Very odd, really.

Shrike! :biggrin: Ah, thank God you're here. This place was gettin' too non-violent. I mean, I was doing my best, but I can only do so much. :wink: Yes, if I had a vagina and could get away with it, I'd smack her around, too. And then leave a Guitar for Talentless Dummies book next to her.

If y'all beat her down, can I have her shoes? Just the shoes, mind you.

[Tyr]

Does all this mean Gail is some kind of Demonic Minion now? So does that make all of us lesser demonic minions or something? Cause you know I'd make a great Fallen One or maybe a Goatman, Thought I have my sights set on A Hell Baron or a Hell Knight. :rolleyes:

[Sally Sensational]

Does all this mean Gail is some kind of Demonic Minion now? So does that make all of us lesser demonic minions or something? Cause you know I'd make a great Fallen One or maybe a Goatman, Thought I have my sights set on A Hell Baron or a Hell Knight. :rolleyes:

Unfortunately, Tyr, we're all just plebes. And Haters. And mindless drones.

Just ask Olney and J-bolt and that guy from Rational Madman!

[Cam63]

Unfortunately, Tyr, we're all just plebes. And Haters. And mindless drones.

Just ask Olney and J-bolt and that guy from Rational Madman!

Which section of the sewer should we mail our enquiries ?

[TCJohnson]

WHERE !!??

She keeps it in her purse. Takes it out at parties.

[Cam63]

So it's a snatch purse ?













Thank yew... and good night !

[TCJohnson]

Now that is thinking outside the box!

[Cam63]

*Boom-tish!*

[a. non]

The emaciated blonde look does seem a bit creepy. Maybe if she gained 20lbs....

Now that is thinking outside the box!


What do you mean "outside"?

[Tyr]

Unfortunately, Tyr, we're all just plebes. And Haters. And mindless drones.

Just ask Olney and J-bolt and that guy from Rational Madman!

BOOOOO!!!!!! I WANNA BE A HELL BARON!!!!! I WANNA FIGHT SPACE MARINES!!!!!! :mad:

Unless that space marines got a bfg 9000, Cause then that would suck.

So now Gail's got three enemies, two of them for no reason. Do you think that comes with fame, or do you think there just coming out of the wood work cause of WIR and her success with WW?

Now that is thinking outside the box!

You saw it here folks, TC just used a empty 90's corporate buzzword, TC is really evil incarnate. :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

I would like to say i like Avril. Favorite? No. But i have enjoyed some of her music.

But it is NOT for everyone.

[Spike-X]

http://www.premiumseatsusa.com/concert/Avril-Lavigne/images/avril_lavigne_eight.jpg

OHH MY GOD"!!! she had fat on her bones back then!!



Umm...where?

[the4thpip]

She looked ok in "Over the Hedge."

[Alan Lynch]

Her teeth pretty much terrify me.

[the4thpip]

Her teeth pretty much terrify me.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/over_the_hedge/avril_lavigne/hedge1.jpg

[Alan Lynch]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/over_the_hedge/avril_lavigne/hedge1.jpg
I'm actually offended they made her Bill Shatner's daughter in that movie.

[Cam63]

For me, it's Catherine Zeta-Jones who gives me that feeling. My friends think it's crazy, but she's always looked evil to me.

She has a very intense stare. Good thing she's Welsh, otherwise it would probably be that she's evil.

[Dr Ray Palmer]

I would like to say i like Avril. Favorite? No. But i have enjoyed some of her music.

The one Avril Lavigne song I like (out of the two or three I even know) is "Girlfriend." I like it because it's such a gloriously, unabashedly dumb pop confection, and because the drums remind me of "Mickey" by Toni Basil.

[Alan Lynch]

The one Avril Lavigne song I like (out of the two or three I even know) is "Girlfriend." I like it because it's such a gloriously, unabashedly dumb pop confection, and because the drums remind me of "Mickey" by Toni Basil.
The blatant ripping off of Mickey is probably the biggest reason why I dislike Girlfriend. It's just lazy.

[Cam63]

The blatant ripping off of Mickey is probably the biggest reason why I dislike Girlfriend. It's just lazy.

She should try ripping off Springsteen.

[Alan Lynch]

She should try ripping off Springsteen.
I've got a friend who might very well hunt and kill anyone who even thinks about ripping off Springsteen.

[the4thpip]

I've got a friend who might very well hunt and kill anyone who even thinks about ripping off Springsteen.

You're friends with my brother?

[Deathstroke]

I've got a friend who might very well hunt and kill anyone who even thinks about ripping off Springsteen.

Is his screen name here at CBR Spike-X?

[Cam63]

I've got a friend who might very well hunt and kill anyone who even thinks about ripping off Springsteen.

Spike would do a fair bitta harm.

Oooh ! Boy band treatment !

[Alan Lynch]

You're friends with my brother?

Is his screen name here at CBR Spike-X?
Actually the friend is a she. I'm a little worried that the Boss has these agents planted in 3 different countries now.

[Cam63]

Yep... Even the Wiggles has a mole.

[LewisH]

brought the Bard's Tale to mind. If you've never played it, give these a listen:

http://www.thebardstale.com/music.htm

[Angelus II]

"Avril Lavigne is the devil". Whoa! I didn't know she was a he. So, she...he, not a she-devil?

[Alan Lynch]

The Devil is like God - can be a he, she or an it. We just portray it as male because Ray Wise is the fucking man.

[mgs]

eh, I don't think she's evil looking, just pissed off a lot.

[Spike-X]

She should try ripping off Springsteen.
No she bloody shouldn't!!!

[Monty_Cristo]

she reminds me of a young Fairuza Balk.

[Tobias March]

she reminds me of a young Fairuza Balk.

.....you take that back man. Return to Oz rocks!

Wheelers!! :tongue:

[Monty_Cristo]

.....you take that back man. Return to Oz rocks!

Wheelers!! :tongue:

still, they have the same demonic eyes.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm821467136/nm0000103
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3439958784/nm1245099

[PatrickG]

still, they have the same demonic eyes.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm821467136/nm0000103
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3439958784/nm1245099

She would have made a good Lois Lane. (Not Avril. Though SHE reminds me of Mike Turner's stuff, which -- at its best -- looks like a high fashion sketch.Y'Know, those beautiful ostrich women with foot long eyelashes; Turner just kindof fetishizes it.)

[WhiteRose]

she reminds me of a young Fairuza Balk.

Except a young Fairuza Balk was completely awesome and hardcore.

Watch 'The Craft' and tell me I lie.

[Monty_Cristo]

Except a young Fairuza Balk was completely awesome and hardcore.

Watch 'The Craft' and tell me I lie.

i own the Craft. it didn't come out that long ago.

[WhiteRose]

i own the Craft. it didn't come out that long ago.

What are you talking about? It came out in '96. That's a good 12 years there.

Fairuza Balk = not that old. She's what...early 30's? She would've been around the age Avril Lavigne is now.

[Cam63]

No she bloody shouldn't!!!

Aw, give the kid a chance !