What if hulk was a vamp?

[sneggz]

ok i was watching was helsing, and i had the question. what if ji;l was vampire?

[Comet Man]

I imagine he'd need to drink a hell of a lot more blood than your average vampire.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Assuming he keeps his powers of being just the Hulk, he'd be pretty much unkillable. He'd regenerate way to quick for sunlight or only water did much damage. garlic would be a nuisance but I doubt he'd run from it, stakes to the heart might work, big possibility that it might not though.... I'd love to see him transform into a giant green furred wolf or bat.

Vamp Hulk seducing all the ladies with his charm gaze lol priceless, not to mention new duds and slick backed hair.

[carabas]

And new/modified signature lines.
"HULK SUCK!"
"HULK strongest van zere is!"

Stake through the heart would kill him stonecold dead though, ar at least immobilise him, depending on what varietyof vampire myth you're going by.

[Comet Man]

Not Hulk - Hulkula. :biggrin:

I know, it's lame. :redface:

[Emperor Time]

Well there already a zombie Hulk, so sure there can be a vampire Hulk too.

[Asian_Invasion]

Probably result him getting sent into space.

[Camron Amaya]

LMAO @ Hulk SUCK!

[Marvel_12]

And new/modified signature lines.
Stake through the heart would kill him stonecold dead though, ar at least immobilise him, depending on what varietyof vampire myth you're going by.

Yeah but I bet it would be damn hard to stake him tho. Would have to be a big stake, the guy is way hench.

[carabas]

Well, it always seems a lot easier in comics to stake a vampire than to do the same to a human.
Wonder if anyone ever checked Alan Scott's teeth...

[Marvel_12]

Yeah I guess, but the Hulk is that built you would probably have to make your stake out of a hockey stick to reach the heart thru all of the muscle.

[XPac]

I think if Hulk were a vampire, he might actually be less powerful overall.

He might have some added strength, but really Hulk's main power is to get stronger anyways so it's no big improvement.

All being a vamp means is that he suddenly gets a whole bunch of weaknesses he didn't have before.

If he were to become an uber high end vamp he might get a few extra powers though (ie animan transformation and control, turning into mist, weather control, etc). But I'm not sure the additional powers makes up for the new weaknesses.

[Kage Kisaragi]

We don't have to give him any weaknesses at all. We could just say Gamma Radiation > than Vampire Myths.

[mikekerr3]

When I read the title of the thread, I thought She-Hulk already often plays the vamp, Then I figured out you meant the other kind of vamp

The Vamp that tried to infect him would just break its teeth,

[ChrisIII]

^Interesting you should say that, since she got her abilities from Hulk's blood, after all.



There's got to be at least one vampiric gamma creature out there.


The closest I can think of is Half-life, I think.

[baconbutterburger]

Is ji;l the sister of j'onn?

[DDM]

I don't think Hulk would become a vampire; his fast healing powers would get rid of the virus which causes vampirism.

[TomServoFan]

I'm sure if Morbius bite Hulk then the vamp gene would be crushed by the gamma in his body.

[Drdmx]

I don't think Hulk would become a vampire; his fast healing powers would get rid of the virus which causes vampirism.

So true. If Wolverine can overcome the Brood, vampirism would be a cake-walk for the Hulk.

[marshal99]

I'm sure if Morbius bite Hulk then the vamp gene would be crushed by the gamma in his body.

Or alternately , Morbius becomes Morbius-hulk after tasting hulk's blood. :wink:

[ANewHope]

What if you were queer and enjoyed listening to the Squirrel Nut Zippers??

Now when I say queer, I dont mean gay, I just think this thread is *$*king retarded

[carabas]

Bah. I like my vampires to be supernatural rather than virusy.

[Grimm]

Hulk as a Vampire?

He's already a concoction of Hyde and Frankenstein's monster and under PAD's run (hell, even early Hulk really) he was changing due to the lunar cycle, not unlike a werewolf. Most recently of course we've had the alien invasion thing, and then there's the upcoming "Son of Hulk!"

So if we've had all those monster movie staples, I guess I can see it happening. I just hope they do it like a half life thing, and Hulk needs to drain Gamma powered creatures as opposed to sucking blood.

[Pro]

Stake through the heart would kill him stonecold dead though, ar at least immobilise him, depending on what variety of vampire myth you're going by.

Wooden stake .. you need a wooden stake. Just any stake won't do. Has to be wood. As in from a tree, as in symbol of life. God you youngsters, if you ever met the real thing you'd be a slab of meat in two seconds flat ..

[ivesaidway2much]

Wooden stake .. you need a wooden stake. Just any stake won't do. Has to be wood. As in from a tree, as in symbol of life. God you youngsters, if you ever met the real thing you'd be a slab of meat in two seconds flat ..The kind of stake is almost irrelevant, at this point. The real issue is how do you get it into the Hulk's heart. Because wood is not going to cut it. Even if you found some way to carve all the way into the Hulk's chest, the stake would probably still be too weak to actually penetrate his heart. At the very least If you're going to stake vampire Hulk in the heart, you're going to need Wolverine and a couple of hours.

[carabas]

Wooden stake .. you need a wooden stake. Just any stake won't do. Has to be wood. As in from a tree, as in symbol of life. God you youngsters, if you ever met the real thing you'd be a slab of meat in two seconds flat ..A wooden stake is a plenasm. Stakes are per definition made of wood. There is no such thing as a plastic stake.

[Grimm]

A wooden stake is a plenasm. Stakes are per definition made of wood. There is no such thing as a plastic stake.

I guess you've never been camping then. Stakes can indeed be plastic. Also titanium, aluminium and steel.