A few warts

[Sir Tim Drake]

Just to lighten the mood a bit, here are some toads:

http://www.math.uga.edu/~johoff/toad.jpg

http://www.dnr.state.wi.us/org/caer/ce/eek/critter/amphibian/images/toadCalling.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/toadG2703_468x351.jpg

[Paradox]

Man, do they ever need some Compound W!

[Agent Helix]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/Hexblade/mariokartds-toad.jpg

[Dom]

http://www.x-mencharacters.com/images/moviep1.jpg

Another Toad.

[Charles RB]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/charlesrb/Toad.jpg

[Charles RB]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/toadG2703_468x351.jpg

Shit, did that one eat the two previous toads or what?

[Paradox]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/fox/toad.jpg

[Jared_Humpherys]

http://www.mariosmythology.com/divers/dico/images/wart.jpg

[Paradox]

http://www.dollysmixtures.com/toad/toad.jpg

[DonC]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c358/mikecharles356/hypnotoad.gif

(Sadly, Hypnotoad doesn't work as well without the noise.)

[Sir Tim Drake]

Shit, did that one eat the two previous toads or what?

Its name is Toadzilla.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6498137.stm

[Sir Tim Drake]

http://www.dollysmixtures.com/toad/toad.jpg

I would not like to see the prince that that toad turns into.

[The Confessor]

Here's my Toad-Mobile...


http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8278/towedcarmo8.jpg


Geddit? :D

[Charles RB]

(Sadly, Hypnotoad doesn't work as well without the noise.)

I am solemnly going "BRRRRMMBBRRRMMMMBRRRMMMM" every time I see it.

Its name is Toadzilla.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6498137.stm

I like how in the article, the toad is looking RIGHT AT US as if it wants to do physical harm to us.

It probably does. And would. And can.

[StoneGold]

When I saw the thread title, I thought you found something unpleasant on your genitalia.

[Joe Acro]

http://www.easleys.com/ProductImages/woochie/WitchFaceWO184.jpg

Warts.


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That's a witch!

[Charles RB]

When I saw the thread title, I thought you found something unpleasant on your genitalia.

Finding a toad on your genitalia would be rather unpleasant.

Especially if it's the Mario Bros Toad. That'd be horrifying - you have fungus on your genitals AND IT'S TALKING TO YOU.

[Jared_Humpherys]

Finding a toad on your genitalia would be rather unpleasant.

Especially if it's the Mario Bros Toad. That'd be horrifying - you have fungus on your genitals AND IT'S TALKING TO YOU.

Now a part of my brain is thinking about Toadsworth(the old one from Mario Sunshine) going "yeh bla-bla-bla-bla!" every time I take a piss.

SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE

[Charles RB]

Your toilet is so filthy that you think of the game where Mario cleans up a pollution covered island, every time you use it?

That's one filthy toilet.

[Shellhead]

Aaron, those are awesome toad pictures, especially that big orange one. I had totally forgotten how much I liked frogs and toads when I was a kid.

Check out this "toad-em" pole picture:

http://igotbuttons.home.att.net/toads/images/threesometoads.JPG

[howyadoin]

I'm surprised nobody's popped in to be offended yet.

[Charles RB]

I'm surprised nobody's popped in to be offended yet.

I'm offended at the imperious, arrogant look the toads are giving me in that last photo. Elitist wankers.

[Roquefort Raider]

Ask anyone on Parliement hill: the frogs are always offended about something.

[Jared_Humpherys]

I'm surprised nobody's popped in to be offended yet.

I'm offended by your face!

did I do good Jack?

[mgs]

I am solemnly going "BRRRRMMBBRRRMMMMBRRRMMMM" every time I see it.

lol! I love toads, they eat the nasty slugs!

[DonC]

Its name is Toadzilla.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6498137.stm

I like how in the article, the toad is looking RIGHT AT US as if it wants to do physical harm to us.

It probably does. And would. And can.


Dude, that's one evil-looking toad. I'm glad it's in Australia.

"Wot, eh? You say a dingo ate your baby?"

"No, you ponce, 'twas a toad!"

"Crikey!"

[Paul McEnery]

lol! I love toads, they eat the nasty slugs!

We have a slug invasion in our bathroom.

We need some cane toads! What could possibly go wrong?

[Charles RB]

A thread about toads, and it's taken me this long to post links to one of the League of Gentlemen's Denton sketches...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AK3LduV4-tg

[BoosterBronze]

lol! I love toads, they eat the nasty slugs!

Nothing nasty about slugs!! They're cute and adorable!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Banana_slug_closeup.jpg

[Lance]

Nothing nasty about slugs!! They're cute and adorable!

Go step on one with bare feet... I believe that'd change your opinion.

[mgs]

We have a slug invasion in our bathroom.

We need some cane toads! What could possibly go wrong?
in your bathroom??!?! O.o ewwwww....

[mgs]

Nothing nasty about slugs!! They're cute and adorable!
I wouldn't go so far as cute and adorable, but okay, that one's not bad. I still favor ducks and toads and frogs that eat them though. ;)

[Paradox]

Cute? It looks like something Conan should battle.

[Charles RB]

Conan can't battle that! One poke from the sword and he'll be washed away by a wave of mucus!

Call in some professionals! (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/frogsofcentralpark.htm)

[Sir Tim Drake]

Cute? It looks like something Conan should battle.

I can't find an image of it, but if I recall correctly, the Monster of the Monoliths from Conan #21 was kind of froggy in appearance.

[Roquefort Raider]

I can't find an image of it, but if I recall correctly, the Monster of the Monoliths from Conan #21 was kind of froggy in appearance.

Frogs (#21, #73) or slugs (#37), nothing scares Conan.

Except perhaps a bath.

[BoosterBronze]

Frogs (#21, #73) or slugs (#37), nothing scares Conan.

Except perhaps a bath.

That belongs on the 'whats so awful about baths' thread.

[mgs]

Frogs (#21, #73) or slugs (#37), nothing scares Conan.

Except perhaps a bath.

is it true? conan is tougher than Lobo? cause lobo was 'defeated' (i.e., eaten) by the carniverous slugs. ;)

[Sir Tim Drake]

Frogs (#21, #73) or slugs (#37), nothing scares Conan.

Except perhaps a bath.

Really? It seems like Conan should bathe regularly in order to maintain his desirability to women. Or are they attracted to his manly odor?

[mattx110]

Really? It seems like Conan should bathe regularly in order to maintain his desirability to women. Or are they attracted to his manly odor?
He washes himself in the blood of his enemies. Women will show their love and respect, or be the shampoo!