You can bring them back

[Demon wizard]

If you could unban any banned member in CBR history for one week, during which they cannot be rebanned until the week is up, no matter what they do, who would you bring back and why?

[Ben Morgan]

iwarrior! ..

[howyadoin]

Um...


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[DoctorDoom]

They were banned for a reason, so why would we want to bring them back?

[Dan Apodaca]

I can't think of a single one.

[Demon wizard]

They were banned for a reason, so why would we want to bring them back?

Because often the things they get banned for are hilarious.

[Agent Helix]

Because often the things they get banned for are hilarious.

No it isn't.

[howyadoin]

Because often the things they get banned for are hilarious.Yeah, Conan's cyberstalking was a hoot.

[Puma]

I can't think of a single one.

Neither can I.

[Mwahaha]

Because often the things they get banned for are hilarious.

I was gonna say the same thing. Not always, but there are a few that are entertaining.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Yeah I d miss Britney Spears Guy and IWarrior. I also miss Sinjecton as well....

[Sir Tim Drake]

Yeah, Conan's cyberstalking was a hoot.

Why did you have to remind me of that guy? I'd totally forgotten about him.

[howyadoin]

Why did you have to remind me of that guy? I'd totally forgotten about him.Sorry, it just slipped out.

[mattx110]

Ben Morgan... oh wait, I just had that stupid jerk on ignore... woops. I guess (NO)spearsgirl???




this is a joke, and i figured he's the one forum member I'm guaranteed not to piss off

[BlairH]

What about that really insecure footfetish guy? His name began with an "N". He liked taking odd pictures of himself.

[Grazzt]

What about that really insecure footfetish guy? His name began with an "N". He liked taking odd pictures of himself.

He already came back once. Albeit with a new name and against the rules.

[StoneGold]

What about that really insecure footfetish guy? His name began with an "N". He liked taking odd pictures of himself.

Nubly. I remember once I mentioned I was going to be in Vegas, and he was all "We should meet up!"


Needless to say, we didn't. Brr.

[Valmore]

It would be interesting to see dougputhoff (or was it dougputoff) back for a week, if only to point out how wrong he is about everything he says about sports.

[jessecuster3]

West3man.





What?

[Ed Cunard]

It would be interesting to see dougputhoff (or was it dougputoff) back for a week, if only to point out how wrong he is about everything he says about sports.

He was banned?

I forget the guys name, but I'd love to see the crazy gay basher guy who blamed 9/11 and cancer on the homosexuals. David something or other.

[Valmore]

He was banned?

I'm pretty certain Cronin slammed the hammer on him a year or so ago.

[kmeyers]

West3man.





What?
He was banned? I thought he just left...

[jessecuster3]

He was banned? I thought he just left...

Yeah he did, I was failing at being funny.

[Jeff Brady]

I'm pretty certain Cronin slammed the hammer on him a year or so ago.

Nope, but he hasn't posted in over a month.

[Sean Whitmore]

Back?!

I don't like half the people who are here now!


SEAN

[howyadoin]

I forget the guys name, but I'd love to see the crazy gay basher guy who blamed 9/11 and cancer on the homosexuals. David something or other.Sim?


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[mattx110]

Back?!

I don't like half the people who are here now!


SEAN
Request sent to ban Sean.

Sorry. I feel offended and you didn't use a smilie to let us know it was humor. :rolleyes: :D

[mattx110]

Sim?


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This is the funniest thing you've ever posted, and you my friend, may have just peaked. :cool:

[howyadoin]

This is the funniest thing you've ever posted, and you my friend, may have just peaked. :cool:What makes you think I was joking?

[Sean Whitmore]

Request sent to ban Sean.

Sorry. I feel offended and you didn't use a smilie to let us know it was humor. :rolleyes: :D

Hey, I was thinking of your health. These things are like little Gorgon heads, I didn't want anyone turning to stone.


SEAN

[mattx110]

What makes you think I was joking?
... !
Hey, I was thinking of your health. These things are like little Gorgon heads, I didn't want anyone turning to stone.


SEAN
Wood, maybe, but nothing on the internet has turned me to stone.

[rick]

In all seriousness, I still sort of miss Chuck.

For entertainment value alone he worth the trouble.






(I'd also suggest bringing back Harry Angel, but I think I'd end up getting my ass kicked by Matt and Tom.)

[Davideaux]

Bring back DDM!

[Sean Whitmore]

Bring back DDM!

Hey, I'm all for that.

Anything that keeps him away from the Avengers and X-Men boards. Let you guys deal with him.


SEAN

[mattx110]

Hey, I'm all for that.

Anything that keeps him away from the Avengers and X-Men boards. Let you guys deal with him.


SEAN
I reported him too, but I was made aware, you can't get someone banned for making you gay. Who knew?:eek:

[howyadoin]

I'd also suggest bringing back Harry Angel, but I think I'd end up getting my ass kicked by Matt and Tom.He was okay, but he was no Eric the Half a Bee.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

I can't think of a single one.

Not even jeangrey?

You know, you fucking know, that deep down, you wanna debate the meaning of cool and the difference between reading a synopsis and watching a film for weeks on end again.
That was when the x-boards were good, when 2 X-books catered to a totally different crowd to the other two, and we all had to post in the same place.

[rick]

He was okay, but he was no Eric the Half a Bee.

Well of course, how could he ipso facto half hope to be?

[Michael P]

I'd bring back Peter. Or Slayven.

[OzBat!]

In all seriousness, I still sort of miss Chuck.

For entertainment value alone he worth the trouble.[/SIZE]This is actually who I first thought of when I saw this thread.

You could be sure he'd rules lawyer the hell outta that one week limit though!

[Cam63]

Yeah, Conan's cyberstalking was a hoot.

I missed seeing his work.

[Spike-X]

He was banned?

I forget the guys name, but I'd love to see the crazy gay basher guy who blamed 9/11 and cancer on the homosexuals. David something or other.
David Malcolm Porta?

He's nothing if not committed - I still remember his homophobic letters during the latter part of Zot!, back in the 80s.


I know it's sick and wrong, but I'd probably vote for iwarrior. Or maybe MoTA.

[Cam63]

Nope, I can't think of one bannable I'd welcome back, unless they got the bullet as soon as they started talkin' shit again.

[DoctorDoom]

Hey, I was thinking of your health. These things are like little Gorgon heads, I didn't want anyone turning to stone.


SEAN
Medusa heads?

[mattx110]

Medusa heads?
I think there's a typo, I don't understand the placement of the letter 's' in this question.

[Deathstroke]

simplyJD is the one I would bring back.

[SPAfreak]

simplyJD is the one I would bring back.

Have I seen Zee Brickthrower from time to time or was that in my head?

[SPAfreak]

This is actually who I first thought of when I saw this thread.

You could be sure he'd rules lawyer the hell outta that one week limit though!


Chuck seemed to be the type of guy who actually has a plan in place just in case he gets a week retrieve her. A plan with no wasted movements, no wasted time and it falls apart within seconds of getting here when he actually looks around and here's the first few riffs of "rooftop express."

But seriously, the guy had an encyclopedic set of knowledge about some things.

[Angelus II]

They were banned for a reason, so why would we want to bring them back?

Jesus was killed, but was brought back to life.

[Puma]

Jesus was kill, but was brought to life.

That is one of the more moronic statements I've read lately. To equate some trolls, weirdos, and odd nuts with someone whom many regard as a Divine figure is just asinine.

[SPAfreak]

That is one of the more moronic statements I've read lately. To equate some trolls, weirdos, and odd nuts with someone whom many regard as a Divine figure is just asinine.

But it did get the desired effect.

[Puma]

But it did get the desired effect.

True. I need to remember the source.

[Ta2grrl]

I didn't even realise that half these folks had been banned...

XXX

[Reptisaurus!]

Slayven!!!!

And Peter. I liked Peter.

Honestly, I never had a problem with 75% of the people listed here. Although I'm not on the comm board allll the time, so I miss a bunch of what goes down.

[Sean Whitmore]

Jesus was killed, but was brought back to life.

Didn't we just kill him again, though?

(I didn't see that movie.)


SEAN

[Ben Morgan]

Bring back DDM!Oh, he's back

[mattx110]

Didn't we just kill him again, though?

(I didn't see that movie.)


SEAN
No, he just flew up to heaven, but only one guy saw him do it, and he it was a rough couple days and nobody got sleep, and they had all that left-over transmuted wine...

[Charles RB]

I know it's sick and wrong, but I'd probably vote for iwarrior.

You say that NOW, but wait until he's back for more than five minutes.

In fact - anyone got that photo of him making that really scary face? That'll put anyone off bringing him back.

[Slam_Bradley]

With Rick's return, I can't think of any.

[mattx110]

With Rick's return, I can't think of any.
So ban him again...;)

[Ben Morgan]

mattx110. Oh wait, he just got a new avatar

[howyadoin]

Have I seen Zee Brickthrower from time to time or was that in my head?Yeah, Mary's been here in recent months.

[mattx110]

Yeah, Mary's been here in recent months.
I remember seeing the "I'm gonna start posting more here" thread... But I don't recall seeing the posting...

Curious. APB?

[howyadoin]

I remember seeing the "I'm gonna start posting more here" thread... But I don't recall seeing the posting...Mostly she's been posting at Rita's, actually. It's been a couple months, though.

Curious. APB?What?

[Deathstroke]

Have I seen Zee Brickthrower from time to time or was that in my head?

Yes, you have seen Brickthrower on rare occasion but I don't think recently.

[mattx110]

Mostly she's been posting at Rita's, actually. It's been a couple months, though.

What?
all points bulletin to locate the missing or fugitive.

[Deathstroke]

Jesus was killed, but was brought back to life.


And we all know how badly that turned out. ;)

[bfrank]

If you could unban any banned member in CBR history for one week, during which they cannot be rebanned until the week is up, no matter what they do, who would you bring back and why?
Either (no) or (I think his name was) Nobles.....those dudes were pure comedy.....

[Demon wizard]

Either (no) or (I think his name was) Nobles.....those dudes were pure comedy.....

I loved (NO)'s thread about how Limp Bizkit was the best band in the 90's.

[rick]

With Rick's return, I can't think of any.

That the nicest thing anyone has said about me all week.

Thanks.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Erik Lensheer I heard he got banned while I was away a few days. I never had problems with him . I know he debated a lot of topics hard. And he could push some buttons. But I do miss seeing him in the Wrasslin Thread.

[mattx110]

Mcm, so people get confused and call Mgs a troll again.

[stealthwise]

Did Nikita get banned?

[kmeyers]

Did Nikita get banned?

No, she just quit posting here.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

No, she just quit posting here.

That sucks...I must have been gone when that happened. I noticed she hadn't been on for awhile.

[Forefinger]

How about a thread where we vote for certain posters to be banned.

What? I'm sure it wouldn't get any worse than any of those political threads.

[Pinball]

I know it's sick and wrong, but I'd probably vote for iwarrior.
You say that NOW, but wait until he's back for more than five minutes.

In fact - anyone got that photo of him making that really scary face? That'll put anyone off bringing him back.

Just go to the Song Name Game in the Music forum, and behold.

[kmeyers]

How about a thread where we vote for certain posters to be banned.

What? I'm sure it wouldn't get any worse than any of those political threads.

DO IT!

Surely nothing bad would come from a thread like that. Surely. What could possibly go wrong?

[mattx110]

DO IT!

Surely nothing bad would come from a thread like that. Surely. What could possibly go wrong?
Anyone who doesn't get a vote will feel unloved.

[Ben Morgan]

What about a thread where we can vote to unban posters?

[mattx110]

I think we should do a thread where everyone first enters their name, it goes on a list, then we haver, and everyone votes for who they want to remove from the list, and they can no longer post in the thread until there's only one guy left, and he's officially the guy nobody's realized was on CBR and has to have his under-name thing read "I don't know me either..."

[Ben Morgan]

Like one of those "survivor" games, except the opposite. We should just start voting people off of CBR

[stealthwise]

Like one of those "survivor" games, except the opposite. We should just start voting people off of CBR

Ok, see ya Ben!

[mattx110]

Ok, see ya Ben!
thirded

edit: I thought someone would have seconded by now!

[Ben Morgan]

Crap, my plan has backfired. Oh well, fourthed?

[mattx110]

Crap, my plan has backfired. Oh well, fourthed?
I might not have access to internet in a few months, so I'm planning a way for us to have a horribly destructive but comedic feud soon. And nobody will remember this post, until I'm gone.

[Ben Morgan]

I think we should do a thread where everyone first enters their name, it goes on a list, then we haver, and everyone votes for who they want to remove from the list, and they can no longer post in the thread until there's only one guy left, and he's officially the guy nobody's realized was on CBR and has to have his under-name thing read "I don't know me either..."
So they'll be turned into you?

[mattx110]

So they'll be turned into you?
Dude... the feud hasn't started.

bitch...

[Ben Morgan]

That joke would've worked better with your old avatar

[mattx110]

That joke would've worked better with your old avatar
Yeah, now it just seems like I enjoy rejection and have bad timing or an illness that makes me boogie... perhaps a flu that has a bit of woogie to it... Perhaps a rockin' infection... a pneumonia...


Look it up kids.

[Ben Morgan]

What if you get rejected by an illness?

[mattx110]

What if you get rejected by an illness?
You're deriding, go over to Rita's.:mad:

[stealthwise]

You're deriding, go over to Rita's.:mad:

HIS ONLY CRIME IS LOVING YOU!

[rZi]

Ice Cold Emma Frost

[rZi]

Ice Cold Emma Frost

[Forefinger]

CBR Comm board Survivor game eh? I like it. If only someone had the time to make that...

[mattx110]

CBR Comm board Survivor game eh? I like it. If only someone had the time to make that...
I think all you have to do is make a thread and everyone who feels like joining says "me"... It shouldn't take more than 5 minutes. Sadly. The only issue is, the guy who starts the thread has to stay in the thread till the end and just edit his post to remove the names, even if he's the first guy out.

[BoosterBronze]

Can I save the 'get out of ban free' pass for myself, then really misbehave for a while?

[Spike-X]

West wasn't banned. He just went away.

[Demon wizard]

Can I save the 'get out of ban free' pass for myself, then really misbehave for a while?

Fine. But after the week of unbannability is up you can be banned for anything you did while unbannable.

[Ontir]

Bring back DDM!

DDM got banned?!?

What happened? I always found his gay republican stuff beyond oxy-moronic, but once in a great while we'd have an interesting exchange either on the boards or through PM.

Howyadoin, "Sim" was priceless. Mostly because it's so possibly true!

[Ben Morgan]

DDM is posting in the x-boards, he's not banned

[Michael P]

DDM is posting in the x-boards, he's not banned

He's banned from Comm, meaning he's not allowed to post here by moderator edict.

He is, as far as I know, the only poster for whom this has ever been done.

[Sean Whitmore]

He's banned from Comm, meaning he's not allowed to post here by moderator edict.

He is, as far as I know, the only poster for whom this has ever been done.

I know of at least one other, so it might be more common.


SEAN

[mattx110]

I know of at least one other, so it might be more common.


SEAN
No Sean, they just asked that I don't but they can't stop me. It was more of a request than an edict, though...

[Deathstroke]

He's banned from Comm, meaning he's not allowed to post here by moderator edict.

He is, as far as I know, the only poster for whom this has ever been done.

Why was he banned from Comm?

[heretic]

Does it have to be just one? I miss most of the old guard.
Is the ban over at weeks end, or do the mods need a reason to toss them off?


HTG

[fly on the wall]

Jesus was killed, but was brought back to life.

But he wasn't baned to death see there's a difference.

And Deskboy should be allowed back, the greatest baned of all of baningdom.

[jobies201]

But he wasn't baned to death see there's a difference.

And Deskboy should be allowed back, the greatest baned of all of baningdom.

Why was he banned?

[howyadoin]

Why was he banned from Comm?Why not?

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[Demon wizard]

Does it have to be just one? I miss most of the old guard.
Is the ban over at weeks end, or do the mods need a reason to toss them off?


HTG

a. yes
b. yes

[Oblivion87]

I can't think of a single one.

Me either, maybe its because I've been here less then a year and most of the members I'm familiar with haven't been banned.

[jobies201]

I tried to set up the 'who would you ban' thread... Shot down in about 2 minutes and locked. Haha.

[jessecuster3]

I tried to set up the 'who would you ban' thread... Shot down in about 2 minutes and locked. Haha.

Not too late to give your own opinion.

[Ben Morgan]

It would be awesome if you could ban people to death

[Justin Davis]

He's banned from Comm, meaning he's not allowed to post here by moderator edict.

He is, as far as I know, the only poster for whom this has ever been done.

Nope. A few other people can't post on other specific boards because they are incapable of controlling themselves on those boards.

[jessecuster3]

It would be awesome if you could ban people to death

You are condoning murder, what are you Hitler?!?!?!?!?!?1111






This post dedicated to Godwin.

[jobies201]

Not too late to give your own opinion.

Uh ,no one actually. I don't know anyone on here that pisses me off.

[Pól Rua]

Sim?


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Damn. Nicely played that man.

Fuck, now to get the coke off the keyboard.

[howyadoin]

Uh ,no one actually. I don't know anyone on here that pisses me off.Give it time, man.

[Pól Rua]

Took me ages. For years, I thought this place was one big happy family.
But seriously, there's no drama here I can't get around with the ol' low-tech ignore function.