If Ducks Wrote Poetry

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Quack.

Quack.

Quack quack quack.

Quack.

Thank you.

[Ben Morgan]

That, was beautiful!

[Bo Bo]

That, was beautiful!

I think he meant to say, quack quack quack

[Ben Morgan]

I think he meant to say, quack quack quackQuack quack?:eek:

[Bo Bo]

Quack :cool:

[Linkara]

What are you people talking about?! Clearly the poem was supposed to denote QUACK QUACK QUACK!

[Bob Violence]

He's the duck Walt Whitman!

[Ben Morgan]

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn40/gracebwithu/7333.gif

[cedardryad]

He's the duck Walt Whitman!

Is he associated with NAMBLA? Ironically Whitman he had a relationship with a Bill Duckett.

[a. non]

Poetry? That was profanity! I want this thread erased and Oz banned for life, you hear me!


















:p

[Cam63]

Muthaquackaaaaas !

[Infra-Man]

I'm personally a fan of this duck haiku:

Quack quack quack quack quack
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
Gently falling leaves

[Cam63]

Quackenese poetry sucks, man.

[Bo Bo]

You're all obiviously quacks! :p

[Shisho]

Uh, what do you mean "if?"

And don't get me started on geese. I pass a flock of emo geese every morning on the way to work, and I'm sure some of them are scribbling in notebooks when they think I'm not looking. ;)

[Ben Morgan]

Lucky you, they're always writin' poems when I'm around!

[HynerianChef]

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Soft downy feathers and nice little wings
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.

Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!



March Of The Sinister Ducks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU)

[Ben Morgan]

Did you know ducks eat for free at subway?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Did you know ducks eat for free at subway?

No, but if you hum a few bars...

[Cam63]

Uh, what do you mean "if?"

And don't get me started on geese. I pass a flock of emo geese every morning on the way to work, and I'm sure some of them are scribbling in notebooks when they think I'm not looking. ;)

How do they get their feathers to grow in a long fringe down the side of their face ?

I suspect wiggage is involved.

[Kyuubi]

Did you know ducks eat for free at subway?



If that's true, I'm owed $5 for that Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki I bought on Wednesday.



Yes, I am a cannibal.

[Michael P]

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Soft downy feathers and nice little wings
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.

Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!



March Of The Sinister Ducks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU)

God Bless Alan Moore.

[Sarah Beach]

Hoooonk! Honk, honk, honk, honk.

Hooooooooooonk. Honkhonkhonk.




(Oh, come on. You know that the geese get in with the ducks occasionally.)

[Cam63]

That's one fine goose... OW !!!

*rubs sore arse cheek and glares at Beach*