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nervmeister
04-02-2008, 01:38 PM
In a mental twist of depravity, the serial killer Jigsaw now creates death traps that mimic video-game levels or video-game motifs. For example, some poor dude now has to survive by walking/climbing up scaffolding while being constantly threatened by rolling barrels lined with spikes or barbed wire and needs to make his way past a rabid gorilla stolen from the zoo once he reaches the top. All his death traps are still made from materials found in the real world, BTW.
Mcleod
04-02-2008, 01:44 PM
The Saw movies actually become watchable.

A long stretch of land with pits and ponds full of alligators.
Len Ikari145
04-02-2008, 01:54 PM
The Saw movies actually become watchable.

A long stretch of land with pits, spikes and ponds full of alligators.

Jigsaw ends every one of his ominous messages with "Here we go!" in an italian accent.:D
Naetnalta
04-02-2008, 04:22 PM
You play real life Duck Hunt. Except you have to play it with Dick Cheney.
Radical
04-02-2008, 05:10 PM
The victim finds out he has to fight a real-life Metal Gear. His reaction is both "Oh, cool!" and "I'm gonna die."
Movie-Brat
04-02-2008, 05:12 PM
Why would Jigsaw want to copy device ideas from video games? He doesn't seem to be the type.
Naetnalta
04-02-2008, 05:37 PM
Maybe he wants to teach a bunch of lazy video game couch potatoes a lesson. Why do they make any of the crazy decisions they make in those movies?
Movie-Brat
04-02-2008, 06:07 PM
Maybe he wants to teach a bunch of lazy video game couch potatoes a lesson. Why do they make any of the crazy decisions they make in those movies?

True but he wouldn't imitate video games for his traps unless if he was a some sort of "block" but he would try like if the gamer continues to play, his family would suffer or something.
JCAll
04-02-2008, 09:38 PM
The Zelda Water Temple is just as bad in real life as in the games...
Len Ikari145
04-02-2008, 10:04 PM
The Zelda Water Temple is just as bad in real life as in the games...

Let's just hope to God he doesn't summon the Invincible Super Chickens.
FalconX2000
04-02-2008, 10:08 PM
Prince of Persia platforming...;)
jka12002
04-02-2008, 10:28 PM
A recreation of The Pit 1 from Mortal Kombat 1 were the victim has to fight a ex-convict without falling into the spikes 20 feet below.

Btw, dosent Jigsaw's voice remind you of the MK1 announcer voice? i can imagine jigsaw saying "Fatality!" or "Flawless Victory" if some one survived lol
mailedbypostman1
04-03-2008, 12:28 PM
Person has to run around a large pit dodging giant tetris shaped pieces of stone and get to the top.