Happy Birthday Beetlebum!!

[Aggie]

http://www.givememyremote.com/remote/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/kristen_bell_birthday.jpg

don't ever say i didn't get you anything...:evilsmile

happy birthday pum'kin!!

[Sabrinaset]

Happy Birthday BeetleBum! May you find and expand upon a definition of philosophy, depending upon what kinds of questions are interesting or relevant in a parking lot in a given area surrounding you based upon rational thinking, striving to make no unexamined assumptions and no leaps based on faith or pure analogy, and of course the nature of reason, at least insofar as Lao_Gurilla, BummyBeetle, and AdrianPaulGurl see fit to examine!

[Solaris]

Happy Birthday, Beetle!!! Hope your day is awesome! :D Now go have fun. ;)

[BnL]

Happy Birthday!

[Infra-Man]

Happy birthday, Beeb.

Click the pic for a present (the music's the present, not the accompanying video):

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31kH9XJS4fL._AA275_.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okKq_g0CWd0)

[a. non]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7108/happybirthdaytoyouredspps9.gif
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9688/happy20birthday20cakejs4.jpg

[cedardryad]

Oh goodies. Happy Birthday!

[Tyr]

Happy birthday BB Lady! :D

[Jack Zodiac]

Happy Birthday, Beebum! :D I love the crap outta ya'!

[JamesRitcheyIII]

Happy Birthday!

I always enjoy talking with you, and am both fascinated and infatuated (no reciprocity needed--pure agape') with your adorable personality, GREAT musical taste (as of today), and soaring intellect.

May it be a glorious day, where all your dreams come true. :)

[TomStillwell]

Happy Beetle-Day!!!

[Lester C.]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)

[Alex L]

Beeb!

Happy anniversary of your entrance into this world!

[Erik Burnham]

...

What they said!

[Alan Lynch]

Happy birthday Beeb! You're all old and stuff now!

[hellokittykat]

Happy Birthday Beeb! :)

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/beetle_sex.jpg

Remember, we all love ya like crazy. ;)

[mgs]

I love the crap outta ya'!

now that's classy! Happy Birthday Beeb! :)</p>
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/beetle_sex.jpg
</p>
lol! that's awesome!
Happy Birthday miss beetlebum!! :) Hope ya have a great one!

[Bo Bo]

Happy Birthday BeetleBum!!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/home/images/main_promo/finance/wallet_ebdbca_r_1.jpg

:p

Seriously though, you're one of the kindest and sweetest person I know! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrkolSKI2tc)

(I'm sorry I can't give you Kristen Bell for your b-day, maybe next year ;) )

[Sgt. Fuzzy]

A very happy birthday to you!

[TCJohnson]

Beetlebum, you are a very...unique...combination of intelligence, class and silliness.

Really hope you enjoy your Birthday!

[DungeonmasterJim]

Yo!

Happy Birthday!


DM Jim

[Shisho]

I'm surprised no one has posted this yet. Here's your Woo Hoo song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg4aPJ93b8o)for your special day, Beeb! Don't let it go by in a BLUR! Hee hee!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :D

[Deathstroke]

http://www.givememyremote.com/remote/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/kristen_bell_birthday.jpg

don't ever say i didn't get you anything...:evilsmile

happy birthday pum'kin!!

Damn, why couldn't you have give ME Kristen Bell for my birthday.

Anyway, Happy Birthday beetlebum!

[Corrina]

A very happy birthday to you!

[Hybrid2]

Happy Birthday!!!!

[LewisH]

or at least don't be blue.

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/5000/4438/92144-blue-beetle_400.jpg

[Major Comma]

Happy birthday!
Have fun!

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Have a Hap-hap-happy!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

YAY!!

Happi Birfday BB! :D

*B-DAYHUGS*

[beetlebum]

Happy Birthday Beeb!

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/beetle_sex.jpg

Remember, we all love ya like crazy.

Why are those two cars having sex?! :confused:

I'm too innocent to be looking at things as licentious as this...

(;

Beetlebum, you are a very...unique...combination of intelligence, class and silliness.


Meaning??? *gives TC a look which adversarially scrutinizes him*

:p

Grazie everyone.

Bo Bo: U2 and Kristen Bell. It doesn't get any better than that. And it's nice to see that the Duncan/Veronica shippers live (despite all of the references to Meg in the video). Take THAT, you LoVe fiends!

Corrina: Thanks for saving me from trolls. And you have my sympathy for having to deal with one daft soul in particular via p.m (long story). Godspeed with your stories, mate.

James Ritchey III: Thanks for the kind words. They made me blush. :o

Shisho: Blur! Woo-hoo! Now if someone could just link me to a Tiziano Ferro song........=p

And to everyone else, Infra (good song choice!) Beast, Gladdy, Alex, Hybrid, mgs, Sgt. Fuzzy, Solaris, LewisH, DM Jim, Jack (love ya!) McEvul (better known as Sabrinaset; do NOT let that fool you! >=p) Major Comma, BnL, Deathstroke, Tom, Tyr, Cedar, Lester, Eric, and Alan; Grazie!

WHEW!

Here's my birthday soundtrack for today:

Other people break into a cold sweat if you say these are the best days of our lives. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOdMJhYJXAA)

That's why I love Blur; they have so many songs about how getting old is nothing special. (;

Let today be a Heavenly Day. And let DuVe shippiness live! Maw-ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuv3N1yZ1qA)

>=D

Tomorrow brings with it sorrow. But I just want to forget about it, and I'm glad to be with you on this heavenly day. =)

[beetlebum]

Thanks to Aggie esp.!

I knew there was another reason I liked her, despite her hot rack and arse!

:p


:evilsmile.

[Lester C.]

Happy Birthday Beeb! :)

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k93/lynxland/beetle_sex.jpg

Remember, we all love ya like crazy. ;)

I knew this thread was NOT going to be worksafe. But I thought it would have Sabrina rather than you to kick things off.:eek:

[heystacy]

BB You're so cool.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Aggie]

I knew this thread was NOT going to be worksafe. But I thought it would have Sabrina rather than you to kick things off.:eek:

well bree and kitkat are the dastardly duo...

hey strokey you already called dibs on jodie and nancy, you can't have every dame that passes these through parts...:rolleyes:

and i think beetle brat is just grateful i didn't post pictures of a *certain* someone in honor of her birthday...:evilsmile

[Ninja Kris]

Happy Birthday Beetle Bum.

I won't hurt you. Today.

[beetlebum]

Save it for the day after tomorrow! :mad:

In which, much like the film, it will be a huge disaster of epic proportions. :rolleyes:

And given a choice between she-who-will-not-be-named, and epic disasters.....I'll take the catastrophic flooding, thankyewverymuch. :p

Gotta go now chitlun, 10:a.m class!

Grazie, and agape! :)

[Aggie]

Happy Birthday Beetle Bum.

I won't hurt you. Today.

now that's what i call a gift...;)

aw look, our little girl's gone to get her learn on...;)

[beetlebum]

Also, thanks to Ninja Kris (even though tomorrow I get beaten) :mad: :( and Stacy!

Grazie and agape! =)

EDITTOADDNOTE: Okay, leaving now, 4 realz! :p

[TCJohnson]

Meaning??? *gives TC a look which adversarially scrutinizes him*

:p


That those are the reasons we like ya here, dummy! ;)

[hellokittykat]

I knew this thread was NOT going to be worksafe. But I thought it would have Sabrina rather than you to kick things off.:eek:

Yeah, I get that a lot. :p

And I'd do the "blink blink" thing but Beeb doesn't like it, and it is her birthday thread. ;)

[CutterMike]

Beeb -

You are truly one of the reasons that keeps me coming to YABS; this would be a much colder and darker place without you here.

May today and the coming year be filled with as much joy as you can possibly stand.

(...)hey strokey you already called dibs on jodie and nancy, you can't have every dame that passes these through parts...:rolleyes:
(...)

...and how many dames HAVE passed through "those" parts...?:evilsmile

[beetlebum]

That those are the reasons we like ya here, dummy! ;)

Same to you!!! :mad:

(; =p

Grazie, T.C. =)

And I forgot to thank a.non earlier. Whoops. :o Luv ya!

*Jay-Z Voice* Of course I love all of ya'll.......


And Lester, just wait till I get home. This thread will definitely not be safe for work when I'm through...:evilsmile.

[beetlebum]

Beeb -

You are truly one of the reasons that keeps me coming to YABS; this would be a much colder and darker place without you here.

May today and the coming year be filled with as much joy as you can possibly stand.



...and how many dames HAVE passed through "those" parts...?

Aww, shucks. :o *kicks the ground*

Thnx sweetie. =)

You know for a guy who's legally blind, you type really well. :)

As for that second question; you tell me what you know, and I'll confirm, or deny....:evilsmile.

And Kitty thanks for sparing me the puke worthy innocent act. :rolleyes:

The only reason why I hate it is cos I could never get away with it. :P


And keep em' coming everyone!

Or else. I've got files on you ya know........

I'll use any excuse to quote Blur! >=D

[Johnny_Luck]

Have a great B-day BB

[beetlebum]

Aww, thanks Johnny. :o

And for the record, I apologize for being too hard on you in the past. You're a great guy. :)

Gotta go now, I'm reeeeaaaallly late for my next class!

But they've gotta forgive me, it's my b-day. ;) :p

[saintsaucey]

http://www.groonk.net/blog/images/naked%20kristen%20bell-small.jpg Happy birthday BB. Sorry I didn't have time to wrap it.

[Tobias March]

Well this earns a Brit mention....I know I've done this before I'm sure....

Happy Birthday from Simon Pegg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-L4uvATbE)

Have a great day!

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Happy B-Day, Beetle! :)

[beetlebum]

Thanks Eliseu, and Tobias.

I'm just surprised that Tobias did not link to a song from the Brit Pop era! =p

Oh, and Saint, no gift wrapping is required. In fact, I'd prefer if the present came wearing nothing at all. :evilsmile.

People you'd like to see naked indeed.....http://www.theblogexperiment.com/blog-forum/images/smilies/smiley_naughty.gif

Oh, and to everyone who did not wish me a happy b-day, I have a message for you.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/signs067.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Please note that I was just kidding. It was a joke. My sincerest regret to those offended.

[KevinTBrown]

Holy crap, how did I miss this???????


I hope you had the happiest of birthdays, beeb!!!! And whatever gifts you got for your birthday, you deserved bigger and better!!! :)

[beetlebum]

Thanks Kev.

You don't f!@#$ suck, but some of the other people on this board do.

:p

http://aggrosiv.ag.funpic.de/home/sb/images/smiley/rofl.gif

Love youse guys!

[Bo Bo]

Thanks Eliseu, and Tobias.

I'm just surprised that Tobias did not link to a song from the Brit Pop era! =p

Oh, and Saint, no gift wrapping is required. In fact, I'd prefer if the present came wearing nothing at all. :evilsmile.

People you'd like to see naked indeed.....http://www.theblogexperiment.com/blog-forum/images/smilies/smiley_naughty.gif

Oh, and to everyone who did not wish me a happy b-day, I have a message for you.

You F!@#$% Suck!

That is all. :D

The sad fact is you people think I'm kidding....

Playing it safe and wish you a Happy Birthday, again!

Although no I can't give you anymore birthday money, I'm broke again.



I wonder why? :rolleyes:

[bert]

Hope you have a wonderful, and very Happy Birthday, BBum!

EDIT: and SOME of us work at a job where we can't be on the internet all day, and only see the threads when we log in from home :p

[Night Swordsman]

Sorry it took me four pages in to post,Beetle,but i have been unwell.

Happy Birthday to the sweetest YABS ever.

And remember,if you need to talk or vent,just send me a PM or a email.

Miss you too.

[Aggie]

Thanks Eliseu, and Tobias.

I'm just surprised that Tobias did not link to a song from the Brit Pop era! =p

Oh, and Saint, no gift wrapping is required. In fact, I'd prefer if the present came wearing nothing at all. :evilsmile.

People you'd like to see naked indeed..... not wish me a happy b-day, I have a message for you.

You F!@#$% Suck! :mad:

That is all. :D

The sad fact is you people think I'm kidding....

oh sweet lord no!! you've been infected w/ lester...:eek:

[tangentman]

Happy Birthday, Beetle!

A few happy images for you to enjoy:


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l276/tangentman_2006/MyHero.jpg
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l276/tangentman_2006/VerPus1.gif
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l276/tangentman_2006/thBuffyIGetKnockedDownButIGetUpAge.gif

[beetlebum]

Stop insulting me, Aggie!!! :mad:

You F!@#$% F!@#! :mad:

And Bert, don't take the insult too seriously. (; :p

And besides, you wished me a happy b-day! :D

And thanks again everyone. Love ya!

[beetlebum]

Happy Birthday, Beetle!

A few happy images for you to enjoy:


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l276/tangentman_2006/MyHero.jpg
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l276/tangentman_2006/VerPus1.gif
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l276/tangentman_2006/thBuffyIGetKnockedDownButIGetUpAge.gif

Ha Ha, thanks tangent!

Those made me laugh out loud! =D

[Night Swordsman]

Can i perform mouth to mouth to cure her of her Lesteritis? :)

To paraphrase one of my favorite movies:
If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals...
Lesterbusters!
Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your lesternatural elimination needs.
We're ready to believe you!

[beetlebum]

You just want an excuse to perform mouth to mouth action. :rolleyes:



:D

[Aggie]

Stop insulting me, Aggie!!! :mad:

You F!@#$% F!@#! :mad:

And Bert, don't take the insult too seriously.

And besides, you wished me a happy b-day!

And thanks again everyone. Love ya!

i am not a F exclamation point ampersand number sign dollar sign percentage symbol F exclamation point ampersand number sign exclamation point, C ampersand percentage symbol exclamation point... :evilangry

[beetlebum]

Meaning?! :mad:

:p

[Night Swordsman]

Means that she is a Comercial A Dollar Sign Dollar Sign H Zero exclamtion mark e? :p


(This is revenge on the two dollar whore remark,btw! Aggie is worth MUCH more than two bucks. At least three!)

[Aggie]

Means that she is a Comercial A Dollar Sign Dollar Sign H Zero exclamtion mark e? :p


(This is revenge on the two dollar whore remark,btw! Aggie is worth MUCH more than two bucks. At least three!)

take that three bucks and thing multiply it by infinity and *then* you'll no how much i'm worth...either way, *you* still couldn't afford me...:evilsmile

[beetlebum]

Two dollar whore? What the hell? :confused:

No selling in my thread!

Unless I get a cut of the proceeds...

[Bo Bo]

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2006/12/08/20061208_empty_wallet_2.jpg

Damn you BB and your schoolgirl outfit........ :mad:


so same time next week after I cash in my paycheck?

[Night Swordsman]

Aggie...you are worth more than mere money.
Same goes with Beetle.

You two are literally the best girls i know on YABS,and make me smile everyday.

Sigh..now MOVE TO OREGON. DAMN it all!

[beetlebum]

Heh heh....

Pussy........Kristen Bell.....:evilsmile.

And darn right Bo Bo! :D

Thanks Night. Luv ya.

[Dark Galaxy]

Jeeze. How did I miss this for so long?!?

Congratulations on another trip around the sun!

Hope it was a good one!

DG

[Aggie]

Aggie...you are worth more than mere money.
Same goes with Beetle.

You two are literally the best girls i know on YABS,and make me smile everyday.

Sigh..now MOVE TO OREGON. DAMN it all!

now ya had ta go an' ruin everything by being all mushy and stuff...:( :p ;)

[Night Swordsman]

now ya had ta go an' ruin everything by being all mushy and stuff...:( :p ;)

Works every time. I am one disarming ...BBKF

But i am your's and beetles BBKF :D

[beetlebum]

What the heck is BBKF????!!11oneoneone!


And danke, Dark Galaxy. (:

[beetlebum]

i am not a F exclamation point ampersand number sign dollar sign percentage symbol F exclamation point ampersand number sign exclamation point, C ampersand percentage symbol exclamation point... :evilangry

Are too! :mad:

[Night Swordsman]

What the heck is BBKF????!!11oneoneone!


And danke, Dark Galaxy. (:
Boo Boo Kitty ..i forget what the F stood for :p
Are too! :mad:

I agree with beetle,then again i am smitten with her and will agree to anything she says!

Least i am honest!

[Aggie]

Are too! :mad:

and you're still a C ampersand percentage symbol exclamation point... so there...*sticks out tongue in way that both mocks and titillates*...

[beetlebum]

Aggie: http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/img195.gif

And Night, you may be a slave to love, but at least you can admit it! :D

[Aggie]

Aggie: http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/img195.gif

And Night, you may be a slave to love, but at least you can admit it! :D

you gotta bring ass to get ass...:cool:

[Night Swordsman]

Aggie: http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/img195.gif

And Night, you may be a slave to love, but at least you can admit it! :D

Sigh...A Bryan Ferry reference!

Ti amo Estremità Dello Scarabeo!!

[Bo Bo]

Aggie: http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/img195.gif

And Night, you may be a slave to love, but at least you can admit it! :D

Nothing to say, just thought I'd continue the steak of posts with Bart mooning us

[a. non]

*take 2*

What can I say about someone who has done so much to make me feel like I belong here? I literally can't find the words.

Happy Birthday to my favoritest-favorite LaoGurl on the interwebs

*offers tribute*

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/698/20061005kristinbelljs9.jpg

[beetlebum]

you gotta bring ass to get ass...:cool:

Don't you have enough for the both of us????

*runs* :D

And you're welcome, a.non. You totally deserve it.

And tributes that consist of nummy blondes are always welcome. >=D

[Aggie]

Don't you have enough for the both of us????

*runs* :D

And you're welcome, a.non. You totally deserve it.

And tributes that consist of nummy blondes are always welcome. >=D

exactly, now dontcha think mine is the ass that needs to be kissed...:p

[beetlebum]

*Wants to make a joke here, but decides not to!* :eek:

[Aggie]

*Wants to make a joke here, but decides not to!* :eek:

it's your b-day still...go for it...;)

[beetlebum]

Nevermind. Aggie's too awesome, and this thread is a love fest.

(And I get really scared....)

[Aggie]

Nevermind. Aggie's too awesome, and this thread is a love fest.

(And I get really scared....)

don't ever say i didn't giva ya a fightin' chance...;)

[Bo Bo]

Nevermind. Aggie's too awesome, and this thread is a love fest.

(And I get really scared....)

You edited your post too late, I saw the original. I'm sure I can still get to it in my browser cache somehow :evilsmile

[beetlebum]

Do it, and I'll raise my prices. Maybe even triple them. :mad:



>:}

[Bo Bo]

Do it, and I'll raise my prices. Maybe even triple them. :mad:



>:}

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo! :eek: :eek:

I'll be good :o

[beetlebum]

:evilsmile.

[Night Swordsman]

:evilsmile.

I too saw the orignal post,BB...what is it worth for me to stay quiet?

And yes..i am not making it up...a suit was involved...:evilsmile

[beetlebum]

Night, I like you, but if you do speak.....*charges up taser*

Dudez, quit trying to get me in troublez!

*hides from Aggs*

[Night Swordsman]

Night, I like you, but if you do speak.....*charges up taser*

Dudez, quit trying to get me in troublez!

*hides from Aggs*

Thats fine..send me a PM ;)

I'm sure we can work something out...you are worth a tazer shot..or three...

[Night Swordsman]

http://celebrity-porno.net/1_Kristen_Bell/Kristen_Bell_15.jpg


Enjoy,BB. Love ya!

[beetlebum]

homminahomminahomminahommina...

[Night Swordsman]

I do believe Beetle loves me now! :D

[John Hays]

http://i15.tinypic.com/54jvfwj.jpg

Dork

[beetlebum]

I am gonna get you for that one. :evilangry

Just wait until your b-day thread....:evilsmile.

But thanks for posting anyways, McSweetie. I love ya.

Thanks again everyone. This has been one of the best birthdays I've had in a while.

And to think, all I did today was read comics (Buffy #12! Angel After The Fall!) watch birthday themed episodes of my favourite programmes, and Crash Into Me, the last episode of Grey's before the strike. And not to mention I finally got around to watching the series finales of JLU and Veronica Mars (you can only be in denial for so long...)

Anyways, I'm glad I stayed online to talk to you berserk fookers. :p

I love all of you agape style (none of you inspire the eros type love in me. >=p)

Bueno notte, amore!

[John Hays]

I love all of you agape style (none of you inspire the eros type love in me. >=p)

Liar! :evilsmile

[Cam63]

I thought I'd wished you a happy birthday around the eight beer mark !

Happy Bee-day, Beetie !

[Dazzler]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEETLE!

I got you a present, but, sadly, I snorted it already. Maybe next year! ;)

--Dazz

[Netley]

Happy Birthday!

(Nothing clever to say.)

[Alan Lynch]

I love all of you agape style (none of you inspire the eros type love in me. >=p)
Then what the fuck where we all being so nice for?

I kid. You don't appear to have drank at all on your birthday. Whattupwitdat?

[Alex L]

or at least don't be blue.

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/5000/4438/92144-blue-beetle_400.jpg

That issue was made of pure WIN. :D

[sunshinegirl]

Happy Birthday, beetlebutt!!!! mwah!

*dances like a cyclone*

:D

[Cam63]

Happy Birthday, beetlebutt!!!! mwah!

*dances like a cyclone*

:D

*Pushes ceiling off self*

I... really wish you... wouldn't do... that... *collapses*

[Red Berens]

I was out of town and missed this. Happy Birthday to my favorite chick who doesn't live in Colorado!

[beetlebum]

Grazie again everyone. :)

Alan: So all along, you were just nice to me to get into my pants?!

Well HARRUMPH to you!

Not that I can blame you. (; =D

And my sobriety will end tonight. I did not have enough money to get drunk that day. But now that I have my tribute money.....>=D

Cam: I was wondering when you were gonna comment! You bwoke my widdle heart when you did not give me your salutations that day. =( But now, your comment put it back together again!

You should be a surgeon! =p

(Oh crap, why did I say that? The last thing I need is two McSurgeony's tormenting me......) >:{

John: Am not! :mad:

Netley: Ah, don't worry about being witty lad. It's the thought that counts. =)

Dazz: Why I am not surprised my present went up your nose? >:P

However, you can make up for it by sending a "present' to my house.

(And by present, I mean "rent boy". I'm sure you've had your fair share of encounters with them.....:evilsmile.)

And thanks to Sunny, (post more) and Red as well.

Though I am still disappointed rick did not give me his b-day salutations. =(

But thanks again, to everyone else. (:

[KevinTBrown]

rick may not have, but I'll give you more birthday salutations. :) I'll even raise a glass in celebration of it! (Though currently it's a cup of coffee....)

[beetlebum]

Thanks again Kev.

You're so great and I love you.

[John Hays]

John: Am not! :mad:

Are too are too! Mwahaha :evilsmile

[beetlebum]

Am not am not am not am NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!


:mad: :mad: :mad:

[John Hays]

Am not am not am not am NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!


:mad: :mad: :mad:

You're mighty pretty when your angry....and lying! :evilsmile

[beetlebum]

I. Am. Not. LYIIIINGG!

Meany head. :mad:

[John Hays]

.......................

[KevinTBrown]

Hmmmm, Beeb vs. John.







Poor John.





What kind of flowers do you get for a Texas ginger funeral?


:D

[beetlebum]

Kevin got it right!

*charges up taser* :evilangry.


:evilsmile.




=p

[beetlebum]

Gee...one might say you're getting 'hot and bothered' :D

Keep on proving me right!

Oh that? That was just, erm; a hot flash!


Ignore the fact that I am 24.....

http://www.naker.us/WordPress/images/BlushingSmiley.jpg

[John Hays]

Kevin got it right!

*charges up taser* :evilangry.


:evilsmile.




=p

Kevin just knows that the only reason I would seem to lose is that I'm a gentleman, and therefore will be undone by that!

I'll still be right, though. Hehehehe....

[John Hays]

.............................

[beetlebum]

I AM NOT FLASHING YOU!!!!!

*tears hair out*



>=p

[John Hays]

.......................

[KevinTBrown]

Kevin just knows that the only reason I would seem to lose is that I'm a gentleman, and therefore will be undone by that!

I'll still be right, though. Hehehehe....

You may be a gentleman.... but Beeb's Buffy.

The only difference is you'd go down "gentlemanly".





:p

[beetlebum]

Wow, she's tugging at her own hair now! Slow down, I'm not that easy!

Are too! :mad:

:p

(Not that I'd know from personal experience....)

[John Hays]

The only difference is you'd go down "gentlemanly".

.................too easy. :D

[John Hays]

Are too! :mad:

:p


................okay, ya got me there.

(Not that I'd know from personal experience....)

She says while hopping a train...

[beetlebum]

You may be a gentleman.... but Beeb's Buffy.

The only difference is you'd go down "gentlemanly".





:p

Do you realize what you've just implied?! :eek:

[beetlebum]

................okay, ya got me there.



She says while hopping a train...

What kind of "train"?!

*gives John a look which adversarially scrutinizes him*

>.>
<.<

[John Hays]

Do you realize what you've just implied?! :eek:

And somehow I win again! :D

[John Hays]

................

[beetlebum]

Good answer. :evilsmile.

Or; wait...

HEY! :mad:

[John Hays]

Good answer. :evilsmile.

Or; wait...

HEY! :mad:

TOLDJA! :evilsmile

She could only keep her false defenses up for so long! Hehehe

[beetlebum]

How was my last statement indicative of defeat?!

I mean just because narrow, pointy bullet trains like to go into dark tunnels....


Nevermind

http://www.php-fusion.it/images/smiley/blushing.gif


Good God, I swear, the weirdest people comment in threads devoted to me.

:rolleyes:

>=p

[Alex L]

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/17/9d/4dd062e89da08a68233d2110._AA240_.L.jpg

[John Hays]

edit.................

[beetlebum]

(Wonders if she should admit that after twelve years, she still likes the song)

:o :o :o

http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/03/ist2_471359_woman_with_paper_bag_over_her_head.jpg

[Alex L]

I liked it even when I didn't get what it was about. http://www.ipodwizard.net/images/smilies/ninja.gif

[beetlebum]

:o :o :o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9vZ_akgmXU)

(Link above *points up*)

:p

[John Hays]

............

[beetlebum]

Pfft.

Like you'd know anything about "riding it" :rolleyes:

:evilsmile.

http://www.theblogexperiment.com/blog-forum/images/smilies/smiley_naughty.gif

[Sharpandpointies]

http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/03/ist2_471359_woman_with_paper_bag_over_her_head.jpg

I like your bag. It accessorizes well.

Happy Birthday here, too. :)

[beetlebum]

Thanks Sharp, I needed that.

There's just waaaaaayyyy too much drama in my daily life. :rolleyes:

You're an awesome guy. :)

[KevinTBrown]

Do you realize what you've just implied?! :eek:

That he'd go down on a gentleman....

Which you ain't. ;)

[beetlebum]

Ha HA!

http://www.aimface.com/ikons/IKON155a38b52398caab4b2e30097931faf06a4c85765b.gif

Thanks for the much needed laugh, Kev!

http://www.websophist.com/Laughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif

*Waits in anticipation for John's inevitable reaction*

:evilsmile.

[Tobias March]

oKAY so some Britpop.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_e4PxtQ-Fw)

[Matt Doc Martin]

Happy birthday

[beetlebum]

:) :) :) :)

[Alan Lynch]

Grazie again everyone. :)

Alan: So all along, you were just nice to me to get into my pants?!

Well HARRUMPH to you!

Not that I can blame you. (; =D
I'm only ever nice to people I'm trying to see naked. I'm too lazy to waste banter on ugly folks.

[beetlebum]

Heh heh; I'm attactive!

That's going straight to my head. :D

[Alan Lynch]

Heh heh; I'm attactive!

That's going straight to my head. :D
Mmm, big heads aren't all that attractive. Remember that ;)

[mgs]

Mmm, big heads aren't all that attractive. Remember that ;)

yes, but big, attractive ones are! ;)

Happy Birthday Again Miss Bum! :) You must be tuckered out, this is like the 5th day of celebration!

[mgs]

yes, but big, pretty ones are! ;)

Happy Birthday Again Miss Bum! :) You must be tuckered out, this is like the 5th day of celebration!
vfftf775f77f7fufu (translation: um, I edited this but it doesn't work right.)

[beetlebum]

Thanks mgs.

As for this thread going on for five days; what can I say.

I'm something special, and unforgettable. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na4x2Uwflmg) ;) :D

And yes, I am posting this to counteract the embarrassment of linking to Quad City Dj's earlier in this thread.....:o

And to everyone here:

http://www.dmko.info/thank-you.gif

And may God bless you, and be with you, always. =)

[ShaunN]

Dear Beetlebum,

HI! Happy Birthday! I just got back from San Francisco, so I'm sorry about not getting this to you before now. Hope you had a great day!

Sincerely,

Shaun

[mgs]

I'm something special, and unforgettable. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na4x2Uwflmg) ;) :D


cool. but I was thinking after 5 days it would be something more like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOsbGP5Ox4

;)

[Night Swordsman]

Is it still BB's birthday? Damn,that is ONE long party! :D

[beetlebum]

Damn right it is!

And mgs, the Mad Max scenario only happens in Australia.

Or if I drive after a bottle of tequila.

;)

http://www.tenerifeforum.com/images/smilies/tenerife-forum-drunk-smiley.gif

http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_driving.gif

= Trip to :

http://www.johnson-county.com/images/Ambulance/Journey/emergency_room.jpg

[KevinTBrown]

Is it still BB's birthday? Damn,that is ONE long party! :D

It's like Mardi Gras and Southern Decandence rolled all into one and spread over twice as many days.....!

[Alex L]

Dear Beetlebum,

HI! Happy Birthday! I just got back from San Francisco, so I'm sorry about not getting this to you before now. Hope you had a great day!

Sincerely,

Shaun

You end up doing anything out here?

[mgs]

= Trip to :

http://www.johnson-county.com/images/Ambulance/Journey/emergency_room.jpg
at least if you go there, you might be able to hang with Sabrina. :)

[beetlebum]

Bree scares me. :(

Actually, I take that back. Her girlfriend is the one who scares me! :eek:

And I cannot find the words to say, I need you so. So, here's some pics instead!

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/thank_you/images/7.jpg

http://customersrock.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/thank-you.jpg

I'm a pretty lucky blighter to have this thread go on for so long. =p

And I'm even luckier, to have met all of you. =)