Drunk X-Men

[Brian M.]

Havve any good pics of X-Men drunk? Post them here.

What do you think they would be like drunks ?

Who is theb iggest drunk outta the team?

Who would win in a figh drunk Emma or semi truck?

Dsicussion statr NOW!

[Yoshi]

Emma would lose against the semi, nuff said.

[RoguishGurl]

Havve any good pics of X-Men drunk? Post them here.

What do you think they would be like drunks ?

Who is theb iggest drunk outta the team?

Who would win in a figh drunk Emma or semi truck?

Dsicussion statr NOW!
X-23 would be an awesome cool drunk that would look at everyone and shake her head.

Pixie would be INSANE!

And Emma would totally win in her diamond shape.

And poor Rogue would probably try to get her freak on.

[RoguishGurl]

Emma would lose against the semi, nuff said.
You are wrong! Not only could she use her diamond shape, but if she didn't want to she could use her POWERFUL telepathy to stop the truck driver.

[CyberHubbs]

Colossus would be a total lightweight and stagger over to the nearest playground to try and pick up some ass. After he collapses in a drunken stupor, though, Kurt would teabag him and Logan would take pictures.

Then Emma would earn some extra cash in the back of a semi.

[Netley]

Wolvie obviously drinks the most on the team, but doesn't his healing factor make it difficult to get drunk? (I have this vague memory of that being addressed in a story somewhere, can't remember exactly.) That seems it would make sense to me (alcohol being recognized by the body as a poison, and all).

Anyway, (I don't know how to, but) someone should post that picture from NA of him slugging a bottle of booze right after the Hood gives him multiple gunshot wounds to the crotch. "Maybe it'll grow back bigger." Hahahaha!

[DeadXMan]

yes Logan HF dose pervent him from getting drunk, to a point.

He usally has down whole kegs to get buzzed
or Stright everclear to get Shlitzface

Kurt gets nekid for some odd reason

[Christoffer]

Cyclops during Grant Morrisons run, the arc drawn by Bachalo with Fantomex :)

[Nyssane]

Look in the mirror.

...While wearing an X-Costume.

[Swashbuckler]

I so created this thread last week.

[mcgaffer]

Colossus is a russian farmboy. He drank nothing but vodka. It's going to take a lot to get him drunk. Id love to see drunken Beast, in fact id like an entire issue devoted to a drunken Beast storyline.

[CyberHubbs]

Colossus is a russian farmboy. He drank nothing but vodka. It's going to take a lot to get him drunk. Id love to see drunken Beast, in fact id like an entire issue devoted to a drunken Beast storyline.

He's always been a bit of a lightweight, though. Uncanny #183.

[mcgaffer]

Ah, forgot about that. That was the barfight with Juggs was'nt it.

[lockerogue]

You are wrong! Not only could she use her diamond shape, but if she didn't want to she could use her POWERFUL telepathy to stop the truck driver.

She would be to damn drunk to think to use any her powers. So Semi truck.

[Netley]

Look in the mirror.

...While wearing an X-Costume.

Hahaha! Actually, if you get drunk enough, beer goggle vision may provide the X-Costume for you!

Id love to see drunken Beast, in fact id like an entire issue devoted to a drunken Beast storyline.

Yeah, that would be an instant classic! I could see good ol' Irish McCoy pounding some whiskey, maybe while celebrating a victory after one of their famed games of X-Men baseball!

[MIMIC616]

I got a Hollow pic right here.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/betaflight/DanielleCorsettoDrinkyPenance.jpg

[Butters]

Madrox got drunk recently. He is apparently a fun drunk since he runs into stuff and has sex.

[psychic_therapy]

I imagine Rogue would absorb a lot of people.

Gambit would trash the pub... so would Cyclops.

Logan would get hungry and cut pieces off his arms to munch on.

Emma would cause an orgy around her.

[Raptor]

I think mutants shouldn't drink.

They'd likely mostly be mean runks nad think about all the crap they go through...which is a lot.

I think humans would suffer.

Aside from serious answers.

I vote M is quite the drinker and a mean drunk at that.

We know Siryn was.

Various people would likely use powers in unexpected and random ways since use of powers isn't always a conscious decision.

That said one kegger at the X-manion and anyone sober has blackmail material for life. Think about it most mutants in X-Books aren't bad looking and enough sex happens in books while sober.

I think it's obvious what would happen.

Also in the end, Strong Guy's partner for the evenign is found torn in half. ...

[justinkos91]

I vote M is quite the drinker and a mean drunk at that.

We know Siryn was.

Siryn is all types of drunk, she flirted (http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/3786574796.jpg) with Cable and Shatterstar (Frisky Drunk)
broke a tv in the x-force base (Angry Drunk)
and passed out (http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/DrunkSiryn.jpg) (Sleepy Drunk), all on seperate occasions.

[creaky]

Gah. Where is that page of Kurt drunk under the table when I need it?

[justinkos91]

Gah. Where is that page of Kurt drunk under the table when I need it?

Enjoy! :smile:

[creaky]

Enjoy! :smile:

Yay! I would expect Kurt to have more stamina at this point, but then, we don't know how many bottles were on the floor.

[justinkos91]

Yay! I would expect Kurt to have more stamina at this point, but then, we don't know how many bottles were on the floor.

What he lacks in alcoholic stamina, he makes up for in other ways, no?

[creaky]

What he lacks in alcoholic stamina, he makes up for in other ways, no?

Of course!

[x_goalkeeper]

Where is the picture from?

[justinkos91]

Where is the picture from?

X-men: Manifest Destiny #3
The third story, known as "Uncheerable"

[T Hedge Coke]

I still remember fondly, Cyke getting drunk at the Hellfire Club, watching the telepathic stripper and just not grooving on it. And the same people who freaked over the very idea that Beast might be gay getting riled over Sabretooth laying the word on Scott Summers and his drinking choice.

Moira was a great drunk, in Excalibur. Covering Rahne's eyes from nothing more than mild kissing and threatening the bartender with drunkytalk and severe beatings.

[worstblogever]

Does anyone have a panel of Husk drinking until she puked from the early Generation X days?

[Wildways]

Oh jeez...yeah, Moria is the best drunk ever...
Anyone have the panel where she had to have subtitles because her accent was so bad???

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1142/555123241_a4e9822293_m.jpg

Everyone should read this issue...

[Agent_Torpor]

One of my favorite issues of all time is the Morrison #142 where Logan and Scott get hammered at the Hellfire Club. And Sebastian Shaw kicks Sabretooth out.

Love that issue. The panel where Logan's taking a leak and looking up at the burlesque cheesecake girl art on the wall and goes, "Darlin', I think I knew your grandmother..." LOL!

[FemGeek]

Oh jeez...yeah, Moria is the best drunk ever...
Anyone have the panel where she had to have subtitles because her accent was so bad???


Why yes I do. Here it be. Moira is an awkward drunk.

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/Fem_Geek/moira.jpg

[Agent_Torpor]

Why yes I do. Here it be. Moira is an awkward drunk.

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/Fem_Geek/moira.jpg

I think she's cute as a button. I'd nurse her back to sobriety.

[Wildways]

Why yes I do. Here it be. Moira is an awkward drunk.

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/Fem_Geek/moira.jpg

Ah! Thank you!
Soooo many fun drunk moments in that issue.

[jarrod]

lololololol!

Man, why can't we get that Warren Ellis on Astonishing?

[justinkos91]

lololololol!

Man, why can't we get that Warren Ellis on Astonishing?

With Emma on the team, it's a bad idea
You know how Storm gets when she drinks.
Open up the X-jacuzzi and we got this all over again
Even if it isn't Claremont, still...

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/X-TremeX-Men39-37.jpg