Haha, stupid kid.

[Apex Tech]

Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little bastards in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay YABS, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery shopping. He broke the effing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny prickle of blood on the little turd's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "S**T! S**T!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "F**K! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! F**K!". By now, the kid is scared s**tless and starts crying, and instantly, Mrs. Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissed at us for yelling at her kid.

Here's the kicker, YABS, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm F**KING HIV POSITIVE.

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he jut messed up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

[Jack Zodiac]

OLD COPY PASTA IS OLD!

Also, I like how you censored "shit" but not "cunt." ;)

[Apex Tech]

OLD COPY PASTA IS OLD!

Also, I like how you censored "shit" but not "cunt." ;)

Cunt is advanced.

I never even heard the word until I was 12.

[Jack Zodiac]

I'm pretty sure it was my first.

[Apex Tech]

I'm pretty sure it was my first.

I used to think it was a minced oath.

[Crowforge]

Why is this haha? There's nothing funny about this.

[Charles RB]

There's nothing true either.

[BnL]

There's nothing true either.

I don't understand...this is a fake story? Why? And how do you know?

[Corrina]

Whatever your name is, knock it the hell off.

Consider that a first official moderator warning to all your name selves.

[Sally Sensational]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=107380

http://filecabi.net/forum/showthread.php?t=17558

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/archive/index.php/t-123648.html

I googled it. Someone spends way too much time trolling forums!

[Jack Zodiac]

Nah, he doesn't troll other forums, just one. 4chan. That shit pops up all the time there.

[Charles RB]

how do you know?

Jack Zodiac called it a "copy pasta" (copy-paste-er), so I made the assumption it was a fake story for trolling purposes.

[Bob Violence]

Wait, you mean something I read on the internet isn't true?
Color me shocked!

[BnL]

lol, It's not that it's surprising per se. I just don't understand what the point is. It's easy enough to figure out if someone is just copying and pasting stories on the internet, so why do it? Or is that the point, and it's part of the "joke"? I really don't get it.

[Jack Zodiac]

It's a meme on 4chan. You post a crazy ass story in the middle of some random topic. Or you start a topic for the random story. And then, you Rick Roll or Bel Air someone.

[BnL]

And then, you Rick Roll or Bel Air someone.

You...uh....

Huh?

[Crowley]

Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little bastards in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay YABS, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery shopping. He broke the effing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny prickle of blood on the little turd's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "S**T! S**T!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "F**K! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! F**K!". By now, the kid is scared s**tless and starts crying, and instantly, Mrs. Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissed at us for yelling at her kid.

Here's the kicker, YABS, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm F**KING HIV POSITIVE.

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he jut messed up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

your banning is inevitable. you won't be missed.

[Sally Sensational]

I know what a Rick Roll is, but what's a Bel Air?

Don't post, just explain it, please.

For me, Jack?

[Ben Morgan]

You get linked to the Fresh Prince theme song?

[Charles RB]

It's a meme on 4chan. You post a crazy ass story in the middle of some random topic. Or you start a topic for the random story. And then, you Rick Roll or Bel Air someone.

And then, when you die, you burn in the lowest circle of Hell alongside Judas Iscariot and the inventor of telemarketing.

[Jack Zodiac]

I know what a Rick Roll is, but what's a Bel Air?

Don't post, just explain it, please.

For me, Jack?

Awww, fine. :p

Midway through a story, you bust out into the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme song. The longer the story and more involved people get in it, the bigger the laugh everyone usually gets out of it.

[Ben Morgan]

Awww, fine. :p

Midway through a story, you bust out into the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme song. The longer the story and more involved people get in it, the bigger the laugh everyone usually gets out of it.That sounds awesome!

[Cam63]

Cunt is advanced.

I never even heard the word until I was 12.

What did you mother call you before that ?

[Apex Tech]

What did you mother call you before that ?

Batman.

Alcohol is a hell of a thing.

[Cam63]

It sure is.

[Spike-X]

What did you mother call you before that ?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/Spike-X/applause.gif

[Cam63]

Ta, Springsteen.

[singoalla]

I love that GIF.

Is this when we all start posting outrageous stories? Because.... I've got none. :mad: