View Full Version : Hey YaBsies, Join the GiO FUN!
Typo Lad
03-07-2008, 06:02 AM
This weekend if the first official "Gettin' it On" Weekend of 2008.
Be with the one you love or love the one you're with, or just have momentary lust with someone.
Only rules are it has to be consensual, has to be with a second party, and has to be on the weekend.
FUN!
Alan Lynch
03-07-2008, 06:10 AM
As I said over in Comm, I can't guarantee GiO but I do have a date. Which should be fun at least.
WhiteRose
03-07-2008, 06:32 AM
I have...no one. Wow, way to rub it in Typo :p
Typo Lad
03-07-2008, 06:34 AM
No, no, no. The goal is for you to find someone to "rub it in".
G'wan, it's not like you're working. They have bars where you're from, yes?
Alan Lynch
03-07-2008, 06:37 AM
No, no, no. The goal is for you to find someone to "rub it in".
G'wan, it's not like you're working. They have bars where you're from, yes?
In Australia? Yeah, I think they've got one or two dotted around.
Typo Lad
03-07-2008, 06:39 AM
In Australia? Yeah, I think they've got one or two dotted around.
Oh. I thought she lived Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
I'm not good with whatchamacallems, metyfores.
Deathstroke
03-07-2008, 06:43 AM
Considering this weekend consists of me being at practice with my girls team, in Boston watching the high school boys team and working at home with my mom on Sunday, I'd say my chances of participating in GiO are pretty much nil.
Typo Lad
03-07-2008, 06:44 AM
Considering this weekend consists of me being at practice with my girls team, in Boston watching the high school boys team and working at home with my mom on Sunday, I'd say my chances of participating in GiO are pretty much nil.
Bah. You always say that.
Surely one of the kid's has a single mom who thinks you're cute?
Erik Burnham
03-07-2008, 06:44 AM
I haven't been able to get so much as a date since way back when the Clinton administration was still in charge.
I'm going to go sob in a corner now.
Typo Lad
03-07-2008, 06:47 AM
Y'all are just bumming me.
If I can GiO, anyone can. I'm balding, have bad breat, and am a social misfit.
Seriously, guys just grab some flowers, walk up to a random girl, and say something to the effect of "Hi. I bought these and told myself I'd give them to the most beutiful woman I saw here. Enjoy." Leave your number on the card and walk away.
Ladies, you know all you have to do 90% of the time is say "hi."
Alan Lynch
03-07-2008, 06:55 AM
Oh. I thought she lived Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
I'm not good with whatchamacallems, metyfores.
If it really was Oz then there's something stronger than alcohol on the go. That movie is fucked up.
Considering this weekend consists of me being at practice with my girls team, in Boston watching the high school boys team and working at home with my mom on Sunday, I'd say my chances of participating in GiO are pretty much nil.
Well you could, but chances are it'd see you locked up.
Ladies, you know all you have to do 90% of the time is say "hi."
This is pathetically true.
WhiteRose
03-07-2008, 06:58 AM
No, no, no. The goal is for you to find someone to "rub it in".
G'wan, it's not like you're working. They have bars where you're from, yes?
There are bars, yes. But they are unfortunately filled with identical girls who are too young and stupid to be let out of the house or creepy old men.
I can't screw stupid and I won't screw men. Besides, I have a delightful Saturday evening planned with 'Phantom of the Opera' at QPAC with my granddad.
Maybe I can journey out to a jazz bar I like in the Valley afterwards. Hmmm *ponders*
Erik Burnham
03-07-2008, 07:02 AM
I can't screw stupid and I won't screw men.
There's a t-shirt slogan if ever I saw one.
Typo Lad
03-07-2008, 07:03 AM
There are bars, yes. But they are unfortunately filled with identical girls who are too young and stupid to be let out of the house or creepy old men.
I can't screw stupid and I won't screw men.
I can respect both of these.
Maybe I can journey out to a jazz bar I like in the Valley afterwards. Hmmm *ponders*
Don't just do it for GiO, do it for you.
sunshinegirl
03-07-2008, 07:41 AM
woo hoo! This is officially my favorite weekend ever! :D
Alan Lynch
03-07-2008, 07:48 AM
woo hoo! This is officially my favorite weekend ever! :D
Well yeah, you're married! It's much easier to take part when you've already got a partner.
Your Imaginary Pal
03-07-2008, 07:49 AM
You could have given me a little more notice.
So any lonely, but hot ladies out there in NYC, hell room temperature will do for this weekend, but I will not deal with a cold fish. Time's a wasting.
We need to Get It On.
Alan Lynch
03-07-2008, 07:56 AM
You could have given me a little more notice.
So any lonely, but hot ladies out there in NYC, hell room temperature will do for this weekend, but I will not deal with a cold fish. Time's a wasting.
We need to Get It On.
Is this the start of a YABS dating thread? Typo could be our very own Cilla Black! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Date_%28UK_TV_series%29)
Sally Sensational
03-07-2008, 08:10 AM
DAMN AND BLAST!
I had planned to go to Hot Springs this weekend and could have accounted for TWO Yabsers being able to participate in GiO weekend. Now it's icing and snowing and I don't dare try and make the drive.
I shall now indulge in an even deeper sulk than I had before.
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Your Imaginary Pal
03-07-2008, 08:13 AM
A dating thread. We could start taking subscriptions and charging huge fees. CBR presents nerdmatch.com. Geeky Freaky love.
It's a niche market, I think we could make millions though.
But I was looking for an easy way to participate in an awesome weekend. We should get hallmark on the phone, I'm sure they wouldn't mind another Hallmark Holiday.
edit:
for the lucky few, every weekend is GIO weekend.
and I'm feeling lucky ;)
the4thpip
03-07-2008, 08:44 AM
Agck. I guess it was really bad timing to schedule a visit with my brother this weekend. :eek:
Deathstroke
03-07-2008, 02:03 PM
Bah. You always say that.
Surely one of the kid's has a single mom who thinks you're cute?
Oddly enough, I'm completely besotted with Jocelyn's mom, but I'm not her type. Though she did say she needs to set me up with her friend. The friend that she was going to set me up with during the summer except she went back to her boyfriend before it happened. But she's single again.
Plus I couldn't do anything with the mom. Maybe it's a case of temporary insanity but I would never do anything with the mom while coaching the daughter.
The rest of the moms are all married.
MacQuarrie
03-07-2008, 02:09 PM
Here's an option.... (http://www.conjugalharmony.com/)
TCJohnson
03-07-2008, 02:15 PM
I sent my girlfriend some flowers today...lillys (did I spell that right?)
I better be getting somethin'
Typo Lad
03-07-2008, 02:52 PM
Ya'll better get cracking. Tic toc.
Erik Burnham
03-07-2008, 04:31 PM
Ya'll better get cracking. Tic toc.
It was -23 degrees when I woke up this morning, but nothing could be colder than the shoulders of the women I try to talk to.
Jack Zodiac
03-07-2008, 05:04 PM
I got a head start at four this morning'. Go, me!
Jack Zodiac
03-07-2008, 05:07 PM
If I can GiO, anyone can. I'm balding, have bad breat, and am a social misfit.
You also have a wife that loves making lasagna. ;) Man, how did a big, bald, bumblin' fuck like you pull that off? :p
Y'all are just bumming me.
Seriously, guys just grab some flowers, walk up to a random girl, and say something to the effect of "Hi. I bought these and told myself I'd give them to the most beutiful woman I saw here. Enjoy." Leave your number on the card and walk away.
Girls?
yech !
(and you do know you're posting on YABS, yes? Odds are the girls will get lucky w/ the girls WAY before a guy will).
Dark Galaxy
03-07-2008, 05:12 PM
Hell, for me, every weekend is GiO weekend! ;)
Sally Sensational
03-07-2008, 05:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/Master_Becca/Lolcats/sulking_bunny.jpg
STILL
hellokittykat
03-07-2008, 05:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/Master_Becca/Lolcats/sulking_bunny.jpg
STILL
Awww that is so cute!
Don't worry Sally, I'll pull up a seat next to you on the curb and we can sulk together, okay? :o
Jack Zodiac
03-07-2008, 05:37 PM
Awww :(, wait, what time is it? Seven thirty? I might be able to get there by three in the mornin'! ;)
Corrina
03-07-2008, 05:58 PM
Well yeah, you're married! It's much easier to take part when you've already got a partner.
Well, pretty much every weekend is GIO in my house.
a lot of weekdays too......
Alan Lynch
03-08-2008, 05:11 AM
All you sex-having couples are just showing off now. Stop having sex! At least until your single comrades get some anyway.
Sgt. Fuzzy
03-08-2008, 06:58 AM
(and you do know you're posting on YABS, yes? Odds are the girls will get lucky w/ the girls WAY before a guy will).
Wow, I was actually going to write that until I saw this post.
WhiteRose
03-08-2008, 10:17 AM
Makes me sad: it's 3:20am here right now, I've just gotten home from a night of drunken shenanigans, and NOT A GIRL IN MY BED. Not happy.
Meanwhile, I had 4 men call me 'cute' or some variation there of. Hello ego, haven't seen you in a while. Have you gained weight?
Pink Bat Maxine
03-08-2008, 10:24 AM
Makes me sad: it's 3:20am here right now, I've just gotten home from a night of drunken shenanigans, and NOT A GIRL IN MY BED. Not happy.
Meanwhile, I had 4 men call me 'cute' or some variation there of. Hello ego, haven't seen you in a while. Have you gained weight?
This calls for immediate action!
I'm nabbin' Joan Jett and sendin' her down under for a week of ravishment and barbecue.
(b.t.w. ....? I think you're rad as all fuck.)
WhiteRose
03-08-2008, 11:26 AM
This calls for immediate action!
I'm nabbin' Joan Jett and sendin' her down under for a week of ravishment and barbecue.
(b.t.w. ....? I think you're rad as all fuck.)
Oh Maxie, how I love you for helping out the cause :)
The kid's still use 'rad' these days? Thanks sweety, it goes the same for me too ;)
Aggie
03-08-2008, 11:56 AM
does gettin' it on w/ yourself count...cuz i'm pretty much the hottest bitch i know...:evilsmile
Jack Zodiac
03-08-2008, 12:06 PM
does gettin' it on w/ yourself count...cuz i'm pretty much the hottest bitch i know...:evilsmile
No, if it did, it would lose the meaning of the weekend. You get it on with yourself all the time. ;)
Oh, and Rosy, you are cute. :p Dangerous lookin', and a snappy dresser, but still very cute. Unless you're like Aggie and would take a shot at me for callin' ya' cute :eek:, in which case, you're hot.
Charles RB
03-08-2008, 01:10 PM
Can we have a Get None weekend? I could easily manage that.
Pink Bat Maxine
03-08-2008, 01:21 PM
Oh Maxie, how I love you for helping out the cause :)
The kid's still use 'rad' these days? Thanks sweety, it goes the same for me too ;)
I have nooooo idea what the kids use these days!
But I use 'rad'. 'Cause as words go, it's totally bitchin'.
Jack Zodiac
03-08-2008, 01:21 PM
I'm still partial to the "wicked-" prefix myself. :p
TomStillwell
03-08-2008, 03:07 PM
Sure sure, have Get It On Weekend while my wife is being visited by Aunt Flo.:(
Luckily I've been pretty much having a GiO decade.:p
Jack Zodiac
03-08-2008, 03:12 PM
I could make some fucked up jokes right now, Tom, but I won't, because I'm a classy guy like that. ;)
hellokittykat
03-08-2008, 03:16 PM
I could make some fucked up jokes right now, Tom, but I won't, because I'm a classy guy like that. ;)
Hahahahah! :D
Typo Lad
03-08-2008, 05:00 PM
I got a head start at four this morning'. Go, me!
Wait... you have a girl? Seriously?
You also have a wife that loves making lasagna. ;) Man, how did a big, bald, bumblin' fuck like you pull that off?
G-d blessed me with... compensation for my other flaws.
Girls?
yech !
Well, I don't know what works on men! All i had to do in school was drop a pencil.
(and you do know you're posting on YABS, yes? Odds are the girls will get lucky w/ the girls WAY before a guy will).
Odds are they are right now.
Hell, for me, every weekend is GiO weekend! ;)
We have a nosy kid, so most weekends is "damn, both of us can't fit in this closet" weekend.
Well, pretty much every weekend is GIO in my house.
a lot of weekdays too......
As someone who works a radically different shift from his spouse i have to say... i hates you,
Makes me sad: it's 3:20am here right now, I've just gotten home from a night of drunken shenanigans, and NOT A GIRL IN MY BED. Not happy.
Meanwhile, I had 4 men call me 'cute' or some variation there of. Hello ego, haven't seen you in a while. Have you gained weight?
That's always nice. Not the no girl bit, but the ego bit.
The no girl bit sucks. or rather, doesn't.
You still have a day!
does gettin' it on w/ yourself count...cuz i'm pretty much the hottest bitch i know...:evilsmile
No. no it does not. There has to be a second party.
Can we have a Get None weekend? I could easily manage that.
Okay, I know there are bars near you. Get to work.
Sure sure, have Get It On Weekend while my wife is being visited by Aunt Flo.:(
You know, there are... other options.
Says the man who isn't supposed to touch his wife during her menses or seven days after...
MacQuarrie
03-08-2008, 05:42 PM
Sure sure, have Get It On Weekend while my wife is being visited by Aunt Flo.:(
Luckily I've been pretty much having a GiO decade.:p
'Round these parts, we refer to Aunt Flo as the Scarlet Witch. She's come to call at our house too. Figures it would be a weekend when the kids are away....
Jack Zodiac
03-08-2008, 06:05 PM
'Round these parts, we refer to Aunt Flo as the Scarlet Witch. She's come to call at our house too. Figures it would be a weekend when the kids are away....
Alright... I have to make a joke outta this one.
So, when you're wife hits menopause, is she gonna whisper defiantly "no more periods?" :p
dogzilla
03-08-2008, 06:13 PM
We already have Valentine's Day for making single people feel even more bitter and alone, why do we need to add another reason?
Jack Zodiac
03-08-2008, 06:20 PM
Single people get laid all the time. I think Morts should've called it "casual sex weekend."
Wait... you have a girl? Seriously?
I've got a couple. ;)
beetlebum
03-08-2008, 06:29 PM
I could make some fucked up jokes right now, Tom, but I won't, because I'm a classy guy like that.
What happened to the Jack Zodiac I once knew! :confused: :eek:
As for everyone else, here, at least you get action. Sigh. Spent last night turning down sleaze bags again (why are they the only ones that hit on me? ) :(
And Jack, you may have lots of girls, but I got lots of people who work for me. :evilsmile:
Now I'm gonna send some out to work on da corner like they suppose to.....
Corrina
03-08-2008, 06:33 PM
Nosy kids are not an excuse Typo. I have four of them.
I like locked doors myself. I got a start about 8 a.m. this morning but now he had the audacity to fly off to London on business, so that's it for me this weekend.
Jack Zodiac
03-08-2008, 06:41 PM
What happened to the Jack Zodiac I once knew! :confused:
I've got 'im gagged and bound in a closet! Mwa ha! Mwa hahaha!
As for everyone else, here, at least you get action. Sigh. Spent last night turning down sleaze bags again (why are they the only ones that hit on me? )
Most of the nice ones are pussies? Ya' gotta find a guy that looks like he's not a douche and then pummel him with your hotness. Or hang out somewhere that isn't full of sleazebags. ;)
And Jack, you may have lots of girls, but I got lots of people who work for me. :evilsmile:
Now I'm gonna send some out to work on da corner like they suppose to.....
I don't have lots of girls, just a couple really awesome girls. :p And I'm takin' the weekend off from workin' for ya'. Everyone gets Jack for free!
beetlebum
03-08-2008, 06:48 PM
I've got 'im gagged and bound in a closet! Mwa ha! Mwa hahaha!
Most of the nice ones are pussies? Ya' gotta find a guy that looks like he's not a douche and then pummel him with your hotness. Or hang out somewhere that isn't full of sleazebags.
I don't have lots of girls, just a couple really awesome girls. And I'm takin' the weekend off from workin' for ya'. Everyone gets Jack for free!
Are you his evil twin are sumfink? I didn't think it was possible to be even more immoral.....=p
But thanks Jack, you're awesome. I do hang out in places frequented by cute guys, but I'm either to shy or the only bold ones there happen to be the jerks.
In fact the last nice guy who hit on me turned out......to be mariied. =( I guess he just wanted some hot twenty something action on the side. :rolleyes:
I take it I'm one of the awesome girls? You're one of the awesome guys.
And I didn't say you worked for me specifically, but if you want to again....:evilsmile:
But you ain't gonna make no money giving it away for free, hussy! :mad:
;p
Charles RB
03-08-2008, 08:11 PM
Okay, I know there are bars near you. Get to work.
I did on Tuesday, and it was the most humiliating British failure since the Suez Crisis.
Charles RB
03-08-2008, 08:13 PM
Most of the nice ones are pussies?
That's my excuse - "I'm getting nowhere because I'm a nice guy!".
This is a total lie of course. I'm not a nice guy. I'm a fucking politics student.
Erik Burnham
03-08-2008, 08:59 PM
I'm not a nice guy. I'm a fucking politics student.
ANOTHER T-shirt!
Charles RB
03-08-2008, 09:02 PM
ANOTHER T-shirt!
Maybe I could turn it into a Transmetropolitan-style chat-up line.
"I'm a fucking politics student! And I'm here to do some fucking!"
beetlebum
03-08-2008, 09:05 PM
I'd buy one, cos I'm one as well! :D
Erik Burnham
03-08-2008, 09:08 PM
I'd buy one, cos I'm one as well! :D
A politics student?
They're everywhere these days. You could throw a shoe and hit one.
Someone point me to the women who find me fascinating. And are sober. That's what I need to find!
Erik Burnham
03-08-2008, 09:09 PM
No wait! I need to find a winning lottery ticket and the rest will take care of itself! (;
beetlebum
03-08-2008, 09:18 PM
A politics student?
They're everywhere these days. You could throw a shoe and hit one.
Someone point me to the women who find me fascinating. And are sober. That's what I need to find!
We just like power. And we want to rule the world. What?! At least we're honest about our true objectives, unlike those who spout the "I want to help others" bollocks. Well, at least we are nowadays. :evilsmile:
And if I pointed, than you might have to walk pretty far.......:p
Erik Burnham
03-08-2008, 09:20 PM
And if I pointed, than you might have to walk pretty far.......:p
Hmm.
How far if I jog? :D (Yes, yes, I know... but I have that damn Proclaimers song in my head now, so I feel silly!)
beetlebum
03-08-2008, 09:21 PM
Poor guy would collapse before he eventually gets there. :p :D
Erik Burnham
03-08-2008, 09:26 PM
Poor guy would collapse before he eventually gets there. :p :D
...So it's only a block away?
Jack Zodiac
03-08-2008, 09:31 PM
Are you his evil twin are sumfink? I didn't think it was possible to be even more immoral.....=p
I try my best! ;)
But thanks Jack, you're awesome. I do hang out in places frequented by cute guys, but I'm either to shy or the only bold ones there happen to be the jerks.
In fact the last nice guy who hit on me turned out......to be mariied. =( I guess he just wanted some hot twenty something action on the side.
You shouldn't be shy, Beebum. :D You're awesome. Nice guys should be tripping over themselves to get with you.
I take it I'm one of the awesome girls? You're one of the awesome guys.
Of course. ;) All of my YABS girls are awesome.
And I didn't say you worked for me specifically, but if you want to again....
But you ain't gonna make no money giving it away for free, hussy!
;p
I'll work for ya' again come Monday. ;)
beetlebum
03-08-2008, 10:07 PM
...So it's only a block away?
Wow! If you can't last running around a block, how effective will your stamina be when you need it the most? ;) :p
beetlebum
03-08-2008, 10:09 PM
I try my best!
You shouldn't be shy, Beebum. :D You're awesome. Nice guys should be tripping over themselves to get with you.
Of course. All of my YABS girls are awesome.
I'll work for ya' again come Monday.
You better! And thanks Jack, I needed the uplift. I wish they were tripping all over me. I wish more guys like you lived near me. :) Maybe not now, but hopefully I'll find someone in the future. Or I'll just wait until Monday. (; =p
Erik Burnham
03-08-2008, 10:46 PM
Wow! If you can't last running around a block, how effective will your stamina be when you need it the most? ;) :p
...Well, y'know, I have no response for that except to hang my head and jump on the tread--*wheeze*
Typo Lad
03-09-2008, 05:58 AM
Less talking, more sexing!
Jack Zodiac
03-09-2008, 09:06 AM
I'm tryin' really hard to squeeze as much in as I can! :D
Less talking, more sexing!
Sexing already happened. Let me watch footie.
Erik Burnham
03-09-2008, 10:09 AM
Less talking, more sexing!
You must've come to the show late.
A third term for Dubya, initiated by legislation introduced by Obama is the more likely thing.
Typo Lad
03-09-2008, 10:14 AM
You must've come to the show late.
A third term for Dubya, initiated by legislation introduced by Obama is the more likely thing.
With an attitude like that, you may as well cut it off now and be done with it.
Erik Burnham
03-09-2008, 10:21 AM
With an attitude like that, you may as well cut it off now and be done with it.
Nah. I live in Minnesota; frostbite'll kick in one day on its own.
And heck, my attitude is based on eight years of bitter experience. I ran out of my shallow reserves of optimism roughly around 2006.
PatrickG
03-09-2008, 10:23 AM
With an attitude like that, you may as well cut it off now and be done with it.
Is there money to be made in doing that?
I hear urban legends about hundreds of thousands for a testicle every so often.
If true, well, it's not likely I'd have the money or anything to lose...
Dark Galaxy
03-09-2008, 01:00 PM
GiO weekend, has made me groggy and unmotivated this morning.
Damn you YABS!:evilangry
Typo Lad
03-09-2008, 02:33 PM
Oh good, it's working.
Jack Zodiac
03-09-2008, 03:24 PM
Ah ha! It's some Jew-plot to submit the Gentiles by making them fuck into comas! :mad: Well, I for one... will play along and go out with a bang tonight, or whatever colorful onomatopoeia you wish to use. :p
beetlebum
03-09-2008, 03:30 PM
If it's true, than the conspiracy theorists are right. And those Jews are clever bastards. :p
Alan Lynch
03-10-2008, 04:39 AM
So is it mission accomplished if you do everything short of full sex? Just checking.
Why must I be the only guy I know who doesn't carry a "just in case" condom in his wallet?
Charles RB
03-10-2008, 04:49 AM
Why must I be the only guy I know who doesn't carry a "just in case" condom in his wallet?
Even I carry one.
Which never gets used, but damn it, I have a dream.
Typo Lad
03-10-2008, 05:01 AM
So is it mission accomplished if you do everything short of full sex? Just checking.
Why must I be the only guy I know who doesn't carry a "just in case" condom in his wallet?
In recognition of your adherence to safe GiO, I hereby state your mission was indeed, accomplished.
Alan Lynch
03-10-2008, 05:15 AM
Even I carry one.
Which never gets used, but damn it, I have a dream.
They can be used in practical jokes, I suppose? Which if it's been in there for a while might be a better idea than the intended usage.
In recognition of your adherence to safe GiO, I hereby state your mission was indeed, accomplished.
Excellent. I now officially GiO this weekend.
Flamebird
03-10-2008, 07:06 AM
They can be used in practical jokes, I suppose? Which if it's been in there for a while might be a better idea than the intended usage.
Excellent. I now officially GiO this weekend.
Yeah, but is your hand still speaking to you?;)
Alan Lynch
03-10-2008, 07:15 AM
Yeah, but is your hand still speaking to you?;)
I got him some moisturiser; I think I might have gotten away with it this time.
Typo Lad
03-10-2008, 07:31 AM
I got him some moisturiser; I think I might have gotten away with it this time.
"him"?
Wait, you have same-sex Hand Shaking?
Alan Lynch
03-10-2008, 07:36 AM
"him"?
Wait, you have same-sex Hand Shaking?
My hand is far too hairy to be anything but male. It's a lifestyle choice I've come to terms with, and I'll thank you not to judge.
Besides, wanking is pretty gay if you think about it. Doesn't matter what you might be thinking about at the end of the day you're fiddling with same sex funparts for sexual gratification.
Typo Lad
03-10-2008, 07:37 AM
My hand is far too hairy to be anything but male. It's a lifestyle choice I've come to terms with, and I'll thank you not to judge.
See, I just like hairy womens, so it's okay.
Besides, wanking is pretty gay if you think about it.
There's your problem right there. Not supposed to "think".
Doesn't matter what you might be thinking about at the end of the day you're fiddling with same sex funparts for sexual gratification.
We need to make this a slogan.
Alan Lynch
03-10-2008, 07:53 AM
See, I just like hairy womens, so it's okay.
I've been there once before. Brushing my teeth afterwards was interesting.
There's your problem right there. Not supposed to "think".
I ruin so many things by thinking.
We need to make this a slogan.
Tell high school boys wanking is gay and parents will find much fewer crusty sports socks in their weekly wash.
Corrina
03-10-2008, 08:39 AM
With an attitude like that, you may as well cut it off now and be done with it.
Oh, good speech by the guy who won't lock his door. :)
Typo Lad
03-10-2008, 09:12 AM
Hey, I didn't say we never get a chance, just that we have to distract the wee lass first.
Deathstroke
03-10-2008, 09:29 AM
Yet another non GiO weekend for me.
Typo Lad
03-10-2008, 09:33 AM
Yet another non GiO weekend for me.
Would it help if we gave you a head-start next time?
Jack Zodiac
03-10-2008, 01:28 PM
I extended GiO weekend into late Monday morning. Figured I'd get some leeway in the wee hours, yes?
Sally Sensational
03-10-2008, 05:13 PM
Quick question: who's setting these dates? Is there an official GiO committee?
Typo Lad
03-10-2008, 05:38 PM
I am currently the sole member of the International GiO Event Team (or iGET).
It's a kinky job, but someone has to do it.
I promise more advanced notice next time. Maybe we can make Good Friday into mmmmm good friday.
Sally Sensational
03-10-2008, 05:45 PM
I am currently the sole member of the International GiO Event Team (or iGET).
It's a kinky job, but someone has to do it.
I promise more advanced notice next time. Maybe we can make Good Friday into mmmmm good friday.
NO!!!! Have to spend Easter Weekend with the family, not the significant other! Make it the weekend after.
Although, now that you mention it, I do have an ex-boyfriend who refers to it as GOOD Friday. Virgins, what can you say? :rolleyes:
Deathstroke
03-10-2008, 05:45 PM
Would it help if we gave you a head-start next time?
I'm sorry, do you not know me?
Whorehouse. Fistful of 50's. Still No Luck.
That could be the story of my life.
Alan Lynch
03-11-2008, 06:33 AM
I am currently the sole member of the International GiO Event Team (or iGET).
It's a kinky job, but someone has to do it.
I promise more advanced notice next time. Maybe we can make Good Friday into mmmmm good friday.
I've got nights out planned on the Thursday and Saturday either side of that, so I say yes. Not that I wouldn't be trying otherwise. Just nice to have it officially recognised.
WhiteRose
03-11-2008, 06:52 AM
It's okay. Instead of surrounding myself with the women-folk on the weekend as planned, I found myself being stalked by a creepy 40 year old man.
Yup, no GiO weekend for me again either.
Solaris
03-11-2008, 07:30 AM
This weekend if the first official "Gettin' it On" Weekend of 2008.
Be with the one you love or love the one you're with, or just have momentary lust with someone.
Only rules are it has to be consensual, has to be with a second party, and has to be on the weekend.
FUN!
That's funny---because I didn't see this thread till after the fact (and the weekend)---but we managed to fulfill the criteria anyway! :D ;)
And it was a WONDERFUL night---dinner, karoke, and dessert. ;)
Jack Zodiac
03-11-2008, 10:19 AM
It's okay. Instead of surrounding myself with the women-folk on the weekend as planned, I found myself being stalked by a creepy 40 year old man.
Yup, no GiO weekend for me again either.
I'm not that old or creepy look- eh, I mean...
Just live your life like every weekend (or weekday for that matter) is GiO day. ;)
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