The Vegetarianism discussion thread

[Lester C.]

Over the week or two I've become a vegetarian. Not because care about animals, I don't, but because I have a lot more energy. I'm not going to lie, it's expensive as hell, involves sacrificing my favorite foods, but at the end of the die I have feel fantastic so I'm going to stick with it and recommend it to everyone I meet. Meet...heh... I made an accidental pun, Heystacy and Night Swordsman should be proud.

[Sally Sensational]

If you feel better, Les, go with it. Just be careful to make sure you get enough protein, since you work out as much as you do.

I can't do it, personally, because I don't eat most beans/legumes, which lets out the main source of proteins for veggies. And I can't handle Tofu at all.

[diana_fan]

Are you vegan or vegetarian?

[Lester C.]

Are you vegan or vegetarian?

Vegetarian. Make no mistake here, my interest are purely self motivated in terms of my body and mind operating at maxium effiency. I don't care about animals. That doesn't mean I'm a sadist that wishes them to suffer, I'm not, but at the end of the day I only mourn for the loss of humans and pets of humans that I know as I feel their loss as my own.

For me to become a Vegan I'd have to experience a religious conversion of sorts and give up my leather couch, car seat, jacket. Hell I'd even have to make the ultimate sacrifice, premium ice cream, and none of that is happening anytime soon.

[Lester C.]

If you feel better, Les, go with it. Just be careful to make sure you get enough protein, since you work out as much as you do.

I can't do it, personally, because I don't eat most beans/legumes, which lets out the main source of proteins for veggies. And I can't handle Tofu at all.

Not even the Japanese eat tufu on a regular basis, and as a culture they are obssed with their vegtables, fish and rice which is why their are so short, skinny and healty.

As for my protein that's where the expense comes in. I've replaced my meat sources for imitation soy products and protein shakes with soy milk.

[diana_fan]

OK.

Tofu is best when rubbed in honey and fried. It has a real texture then. Cheese is your friend. Lots and lots of cheese.

Also, eggs. There are about a million ways you can prepare eggs, and you should find every single one of them. :)

[Lester C.]

OK.

Tofu is best when rubbed in honey and fried. It has a real texture then. Cheese is your friend. Lots and lots of cheese.

Also, eggs. There are about a million ways you can prepare eggs, and you should find every single one of them. :)

Are you a vegetarian if you eat an egg? Yes, technically you aren't eating meat, but you are still consuming an animal. An a unborn child at that.:eek:

[TCJohnson]

Well, first off the eggs you are eating has not been fertilized. It is never going be a living thing.

[Lester C.]

Well, first off the eggs you are eating has not been fertilized. It is never going be a living thing.

Ah, I see now. It's parallels the abortion debate.

[TCJohnson]

Not really but we won't get into that...

But here is the best vegetarian recipe I have found....even Sally would love this.

Generat Tao's Tofu

General Tao's Tofu

Ingredients (use vegan versions):

1 box of firm tofu
egg substitute for 1 egg
3/4 cup cornstarch
vegetable oil for frying
3 chopped green onions
1 Tablespoon minced ginger
1 Tablespoon minced garlic
2/3 cup vegetable stock
2 Tablespoons soy sauce
4 Tablespoons sugar
red pepper to taste
1 Tablespoon sherry (optional)
1 Tablespoon white vinegar
steamed broccoli

Directions:

Drain, dry and cut tofu into 1 inch chunks. You can freeze tofu the night before to get a more chicken-like consistency, but it isn't necessary. Mix the egg replacer as specified on the box and add an additional 3 tablespoons water. Dip tofu in egg replacer/water mixture and coat completely. Sprinkle 3/4 cup cornstarch over tofu and coat completely. Watch out that the cornstarch doesn't clump up at the bottom of the bowl.

Heat oil in pan and fry tofu pieces until golden. Drain oil.

Heat 3 Tablespoons vegetable oil in pan on medium heat. Add green onions, ginger and garlic, cook for about 2 minutes. Be careful not to burn garlic. Add vegetable stock, soy sauce, sugar, red pepper and vinegar. Mix 2 Tablespoons water with 1 Tablespoon cornstarch and pour into mixture stirring well. Add fried tofu and coat evenly.

Serve immediately with steamed broccoli over your choice of rice.

Serves: 4

Preparation time: 30 Minutes

http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=8769.0

[Lester C.]

Not really but we won't get into that...

But here is the best vegetarian recipe I have found....even Sally would love this.

Generat Tao's Tofu



http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=8769.0

*cries* And I'm glad the person in your avatar is dead!:mad: Max did the world a favor when he bust a cap in his ass. Or head. He put the cap somewhere I'll tell you that right now.

[Lester C.]

*cries* And I'm glad the person in your avatar is dead!:mad: Max did the world a favor when he bust a cap in his ass. Or head. He put the cap somewhere I'll tell you that right now.

Then again this is DC. They probally brought back Ted and killed him at least three times by now.;)

[TCJohnson]

*cries* And I'm glad the person in your avatar is dead!:mad: Max did the world a favor when he bust a cap in his ass. Or head. He put the cap somewhere I'll tell you that right now.

What? I just gave you a delcious and easy to make recipe!

[Lester C.]

What? I just gave you a delcious and easy to make recipe!

Like I can cook!:mad:

[diana_fan]

Are you a vegetarian if you eat an egg? Yes, technically you aren't eating meat, but you are still consuming an animal. An a unborn child at that.:eek:

That's the difference between being a vegan and veggie. :)

[Alan Lynch]

Yeah, careful you don't fall into the trap my cousin did. All he ended up eating was chip - fries - and pasta. Some people just aren't cut out for vegetarianism, but you seem to be doing OK there Les. Good luck.

[diana_fan]

Honestly, learn to cook. You will feel a lot better about yourself.

Bake, cook, fry, do the whole deal. Watch the Food Network. As annoying as Rachel Ray is, she can teach you how to cook. And as hot as Nigela Lawson is, she shows you all sorts of stuff.

And seriously: If you ever need a hint, just ask me. I used to bake for a living. :)

[Lester C.]

Honestly, learn to cook. You will feel a lot better about yourself.

Bake, cook, fry, do the whole deal. Watch the Food Network. As annoying as Rachel Ray is, she can teach you how to cook. And as hot as Nigela Lawson is, she shows you all sorts of stuff.

And seriously: If you ever need a hint, just ask me. I used to bake for a living. :)

I can bake, fry and cook. I'm good with individual dishes that require one step preparation. I just had some nice rice in soy sauce along with a baked soy breaded chicken patty. It's when you start mixing stuff together that I fail catastrophically on. Every time I try to bake a cake for instance, I always have to throw it out when it's done.

[diana_fan]

I can bake, fry and cook. I'm good with individual dishes that require one step preparation. I just had some nice rice in soy sauce along with a baked soy breaded chicken patty. It's when you start mixing stuff together that I fail catastrophically on. Every time I try to bake a cake for instance, I always have to throw it out when it's done.

:(

Cakes are easy. Well, not easy, but simple. Just work the whole recipe all the way, and imagine the cake finished. :)

Seriously, that's how I made a gazilliion muffins and scones and carrot cakes per day.

Here's the difference between cooking and baking: When cooking, a teaspoon means something near a teaspoon. When baking, a teaspoon MEANS a teaspoon!

[The Xenos]

Hey! What did plants ever do to you?!

I kid. Personally, I don't think I could ever go veggie. Yet over the years I have been trying to cut down on meat or even fish and I would suggest that to others. Yet I just can't give up on it entirely.

My godmother has give up on meat, but says she sometimes has fish. Meanwhile a friend swears by meat and potatoes regularly. Multiple steaks sometimes I've even heard him say. Everyone's got their own diet and tastes. There's no one miracle diet for the population.

[SoulOnIce]

Not really but we won't get into that...

But here is the best vegetarian recipe I have found....even Sally would love this.

Generat Tao's Tofu



http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=8769.0

Ha! That recipe is something of a legend in the online veg circles. I made it and it is deelish!!

[DaveRothe]

I thought Vegans were fans of Robert Urich...

[TCJohnson]

I can bake, fry and cook. I'm good with individual dishes that require one step preparation. I just had some nice rice in soy sauce along with a baked soy breaded chicken patty. It's when you start mixing stuff together that I fail catastrophically on. Every time I try to bake a cake for instance, I always have to throw it out when it's done.

Unless you want to make rice with it, that recipe is a one pot dish and really not that hard

Vegetarianism is actually cheaper than being a carnivore if you learn to cook for yourself. If you get the pre-prepared stuff, then it gets expensive.

[Jack Zodiac]

Les, you should ask Kittykat for some recipes because: 1) she's a great cook :p, and 2) she's been a vegetarian for years.

Myself, I could never be a vegetarian. I could probably cut out beef, but not chicken. And I don't really care to try, because I like meat. Meat's delicious. I've never had a purely vegetable dish that I've ever loved over something with meat in it. And it's possible to eat healthy while still eating meat, so I don't feel the need to cut anything out of my diet to be healthier except soda and junk food, and I've already kicked soda- finally.

But good luck, Lester! I hope it all works out for ya'.

[Stressfactor]

One of my best friends is a vegetarian and I'm always sending her Veggie crockpot recipies. I LOVE my crockpot because pretty much all you do is dump the stuff in, turn it on, go away all day and come home to find it done! Trust me, its really hard to ruin something in a crockpot.

I've got a GREAT, EASY and VERSITILE Corn and Black Bean chowder recipie that my friend loves and has declared BETTER than her own veggie chili recipie. I'll try to post it up later. It's dead simple, tastes like chili, and you can dress it up with guacamole, or shredded cheese, or sour cream, or tortilla chips, or any combination of the above.

I've cut waaay back on my red meat intake but I can't seem to totally give up chicken or fish... especially seafood. I loooove shrimp but don't eat them often because they aren't particularly good for you. Like, I imagine, a lot of people, I don't think I could ever go Vegan simply because I couldn't give up cookies, cake, ice cream, chocolate, pastries, etc. which all call for milk and/or eggs... and I've tried some of the stuff made with substitutes and it just doesn't taste quite as good.

[Lester C.]

Les, you should ask Kittykat for some recipes because: 1) she's a great cook :p, and 2) she's been a vegetarian for years.

Myself, I could never be a vegetarian. I could probably cut out beef, but not chicken. And I don't really care to try, because I like meat. Meat's delicious. I've never had a purely vegetable dish that I've ever loved over something with meat in it. And it's possible to eat healthy while still eating meat, so I don't feel the need to cut anything out of my diet to be healthier except soda and junk food, and I've already kicked soda- finally.

But good luck, Lester! I hope it all works out for ya'.

:eek: :eek:

[Jack Zodiac]

Are you coming on to me? ;)

[TCJohnson]

Well, ever since you kicked soda you really are more attractive. ;)

[heystacy]

Over the week or two I've become a vegetarian. Not because care about animals, I don't, but because I have a lot more energy. I'm not going to lie, it's expensive as hell, involves sacrificing my favorite foods, but at the end of the die I have feel fantastic so I'm going to stick with it and recommend it to everyone I meet. Meet...heh... I made an accidental pun, Heystacy and Night Swordsman should be proud.

I have a slight smile of approval. I wouldn't steak any claims about my sincerity though. :eek:

[heystacy]

Over the week or two I've become a vegetarian. Not because care about animals, I don't, but because I have a lot more energy. I'm not going to lie, it's expensive as hell, involves sacrificing my favorite foods, but at the end of the die I have feel fantastic so I'm going to stick with it and recommend it to everyone I meet. Meet...heh... I made an accidental pun, Heystacy and Night Swordsman should be proud.

No more dolma? :eek: :eek: :eek:

[heystacy]

Not really but we won't get into that...

But here is the best vegetarian recipe I have found....even Sally would love this.

Generat Tao's Tofu



http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=8769.0

Not enough meat. :mad:

[hellokittykat]

Over the week or two I've become a vegetarian. Not because care about animals, I don't, but because I have a lot more energy. I'm not going to lie, it's expensive as hell, involves sacrificing my favorite foods, but at the end of the die I have feel fantastic so I'm going to stick with it and recommend it to everyone I meet. Meet...heh... I made an accidental pun, Heystacy and Night Swordsman should be proud.

Stacy and Nightie? Hell I'm proud of ya'! :p

Les, you should ask Kittykat for some recipes because: 1) she's a great cook :p , and 2) she's been a vegetarian for years.

Aha. Ha. Ha. You're a riot, Zodiac :evilsmile


The key to being a vegetarian, Les, is that you have to actually eat vegetables. The nice thing about vegetables too is that you don't even have to cook them-makes it easy for those of us who can't cook. :p

[heystacy]

Stacy and Nightie? Hell I'm proud of ya'! :p

I gave him his kudos. Because you are proud, you need to bring home the bacon and pun with him.

[Sabrinaset]

The key to being a vegetarian, Les, is that you have to actually eat vegetables. The nice thing about vegetables too is that you don't even have to cook them-makes it easy for those of us who can't cook. :p


Hey, wait a minnit! I can cook!

I'm a sorta vegetarian because well ... it's cheaper! And it keeps me from gaining weight ... of course, sometimes people think I'm anorexic! Well, at least Kris gets me eating meat when she wants me to gain weight.

[Cam63]

I've never eaten a vegetarian... That's a good thing, huh ?

...and get your mind outta the gutter !

[heystacy]

I've never eaten a vegetarian... That's a good thing, huh ?

...and get your mind outta the gutter !

Damn! :( ;)

[Stressfactor]

Okay, here's my dead simple Corn and Black Bean Chowder (more of a chili, but that's what THEY called it)..

Two 15oz cans black beans drained and rinsed
One 14.5oz can Mexican stewed tomatoes undrained
One 14.5oz can diced tomatoes undrained
One 11oz can whole kernel corn undrained (it's really hard to find an 11oz can so just buy a small can, you don't miss the extra couple of ounces)
Four green onions sliced
2 or 3 Tablespoons chili powder (depends on how spicy you like it. Can add more for your preference)
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon dried minced garlic (I usually just use the stuff that comes in a jar)

Combine all ingredients in crockpot, cover, and cook on high 5 to 6 hours.

The cookbook variations call for using 2 cloves of fresh garlic instead of the dried (Like I said, I buy the stuff in the jar and use the recomendations on the jar for the jar-to-fresh ratio), or adding one rib of diced celery and one small green pepper chopped.

Although the cookbook doesn't call for it, like I said before, this goes great with some shredded cheese on top, or a dollop of sour cream or Guacamole, and you can serve it with tortilla chips instead of crackers for a nice touch.

It does make quite a bit but it feezes wonderfully and reheats well in the microwave so you can take it for lunches at work.

[hellokittykat]

I gave him his kudos. Because you are proud, you need to bring home the bacon and pun with him.

Oh I know you did. ;) I just wanted to give a dog a bone too.

Hey, wait a minnit! I can cook!

I'm a sorta vegetarian because well ... it's cheaper! And it keeps me from gaining weight ... of course, sometimes people think I'm anorexic! Well, at least Kris gets me eating meat when she wants me to gain weight.

Vegetarians are great cooks! :D
Especially when we leave a bag of guts in the turkey. :p

[beetlebum]

Bag of guts in the turkey? :confused:

And Stressfactor, that recipe looks yummy!

And Bree doesn't eat that much meat, but she does like fish. Esp. if it's from Laos. ;) :D

[dogzilla]

General Tao's Tofu
I'm not normally a big fan of tofu but I might give this a go, thank you :)

[heystacy]

Oh I know you did. ;) I just wanted to give a dog a bone too.

Cool. i got no beef with that. ;)



Vegetarians are great cooks! :D
Especially when we leave a bag of guts in the turkey. :p

Is this a "Stupid Kat Trick?"

[Hybrid2]

I love vegetables.It's what i eat most in a buffet.
But I also love meat.

By the way.eggs are not meat at all.It's just nutriments that would have feed the chick if it would have been feconded.wich the one in the stores are not supose to be.

[Jack Zodiac]

Is this a "Stupid Kat Trick?"

No way, that's an "Awesome Kat Trick." Like throwin' a football into a boilin' pot of pirogies. :p

[Flamebird]

(Stealing from Sally, on another thread ;) )

Does that mean you can't have any pudding, Lester?

[heystacy]

No way, that's an "Awesome Kat Trick." Like throwin' a football into a boilin' pot of pirogies. :p



Kat is indeed awesome. However, we have to call the Kat tricks "stupid" so the slow people can catch up. ;)

[heystacy]

(Stealing from Sally, on another thread ;) )

Does that mean you can't have any pudding, Lester?

*laughs* :eek: :D

[Alan Lynch]

Myself, I could never be a vegetarian. I could probably cut out beef, but not chicken. And I don't really care to try, because I like meat. Meat's delicious.
God, yes. I love a fair few vegetables - some dishes over a few meat ones as well - but I freely admith to eating meat because I like it. I'd genuinely struggle without meat.
The key to being a vegetarian, Les, is that you have to actually eat vegetables. The nice thing about vegetables too is that you don't even have to cook them-makes it easy for those of us who can't cook. :p
Veg is easy to cook. Unfortunately my vegetable knowledge is stunted; I really need to branch out some. If I remember I'm trying some of the veg recipies in here.

[Cam63]

I'm not normally a big fan of tofu but I might give this a go, thank you :)

Whenever I see " tofu ", I think " bag of shit " and may consider rather eating the latter.

[Alan Lynch]

Tofu always makes me think of Resident Evil 2. I love that game.

[Lester C.]

Whenever I see " tofu ", I think " bag of shit " and I may consider rather eating the latter.

As an Austrilian I don't think you have a right to disrespect the Fu.

Tofu= cheesel type texture with no taste.

Vegemite= cheese like texture taste like a cross between fecal matter and vomit:eek: I had it once when an Australian friend in high school tricked me into having it, then laughed his ass off when I damn near threw up.

[Cam63]

This means war...

[diana_fan]

Vegemite is truly disgusting.

I do not know how people eat that.

[TCJohnson]

This means war...

Just don't use Vegimite...biological weapons are banned, buddy!

[Lester C.]

Vegemite is truly disgusting.

I do not know how people eat that.

I don't even think Australians have the stomach for it.

[Lester C.]

This means war...

I don't think an American has ever won a fight with an Australian. Ever. I'm Doomed!

[Alan Lynch]

I don't think an American has ever won a fight with an Australian. Ever. I'm Doomed!
Might I remind you of a certain Bart Simpson?

[Lester C.]

Might I remind you of a certain Bart Simpson?

Unlike Bart I'm not immortal. When that show started he was older than me. Now I'm old enough to be his father.:eek:

[Alan Lynch]

Unlike Bart I'm not immortal. When that show started he was older than me. Now I'm old enough to be his father.:eek:
But are you willing to moon the Australian Parliament?

[hellokittykat]

Cool. i got no beef with that.

Is this a "Stupid Kat Trick?"

I think it could be. The difficult thing about "Stupid Kat Tricks" isn't finding something stupid that I did, just about everything I do is stupid, but finding ones that might be slightly entertaining to read about.:o

No way, that's an "Awesome Kat Trick." Like throwin' a football into a boilin' pot of pirogies.

At least in that case, I was the only one eating the pirogies. :o

Veg is easy to cook. Unfortunately my vegetable knowledge is stunted; I really need to branch out some. If I remember I'm trying some of the veg recipies in here.

Yeah vegetables really are pretty easy to cook. I mean, for someone who actually can cook anyway. :p

As an Austrilian I don't think you have a right to disrespect the Fu.

Tofu= cheesel type texture with no taste.

Vegemite= cheese like texture taste like a cross between fecal matter and vomit I had it once when an Australian friend in high school tricked me into having it, then laughed his ass off when I damn near threw up.

This means war...

Oh that'll do, from both of you!
Arguing over which tastes worst, tofu or vegemite, is like arguing which kind manure smells worse-is just doesn't matter when you're getting ready to throw up anyway.

[dogzilla]

Vegemite is truly disgusting.
I wholeheartedly agree

Marmite on the other hand is delicious

[Lester C.]

@#$%ing Jack Zodiac :mad: made having meat sound so !@#$ing tasty I couldn't help myself but go to the Steak and Shake across the street. Then Shelly told Wallmart to have a sale on South Beach pizza. A perfect balance of carbs, protein and fats on a tasty wheat crust. I'm only !@#$ing human people.:mad:

[Lester C.]

But are you willing to moon the Australian Parliament?

Now that I think about my ass has never seen fresh air.:(

[heystacy]

I think it could be. The difficult thing about "Stupid Kat Tricks" isn't finding something stupid that I did, just about everything I do is stupid, but finding ones that might be slightly entertaining to read about.:o

I trust your discretion. SKT are great posts. :D

[Lester C.]

Are you coming on to me? ;)

I have no idea why I would question your sexuality.:rolleyes:

Suck my dick, fuck face! This thread is for Jared's birthday until midnight, then it's for you fellating me.

As to your question... can you put on a kilt, die your hair black grow it long, and fake a really bad Scottish accent?

[hellokittykat]

@#$%ing Jack Zodiac made having meat sound so !@#$ing tasty I couldn't help myself but go to the Steak and Shake across the street. Then Shelly told Wallmart to have a sale on South Beach pizza. A perfect balance of carbs, protein and fats on a tasty wheat crust. I'm only !@#$ing human people.

Then don't become a vegetarian Les! :eek:
It's not for everyone and it was only so easy for me because I hardly ever ate meat anyway. That and because every piece of meat I seemed to get had a vein or a bone in it.:rolleyes:

I trust your discretion. SKT are great posts.

Thanks Stacy-I don't feel as bad about doing moronic things if they at least can entertain people. :o

I have no idea why I would question your sexuality.

As to your question... can you put on a kilt, die your hair black grow it long, and fake a really bad Scottish accent?

Oh no! If that's all that holding you back then you might be in trouble Les; Jack's hair already is dark and long, and the kilt and accent are easy to come by.:eek:

[heystacy]

Thanks Stacy-I don't feel as bad about doing moronic things if they at least can entertain people. :o

We all do moronic things. Most people laugh at the posts I put on my LJ and my occasional blog post will make people laugh. yes I embarrass myself all the time. ;)

[Lester C.]

Then don't become a vegetarian Les! :eek:
It's not for everyone and it was only so easy for me because I hardly ever ate meat anyway. That and because every piece of meat I seemed to get had a vein or a bone in it.:rolleyes:



Thanks Stacy-I don't feel as bad about doing moronic things if they at least can entertain people. :o



Oh no! If that's all that holding you back then you might be in trouble Les; Jack's hair already is dark and long, and the kilt and accent are easy to come by.:eek:

Yes but his hair is red and his eye color is wrong. The man is going to need to get a dye job and color contacts.

[Jack Zodiac]

@#$%ing Jack Zodiac :mad: made having meat sound so !@#$ing tasty I couldn't help myself but go to the Steak and Shake across the street. Then Shelly told Wallmart to have a sale on South Beach pizza. A perfect balance of carbs, protein and fats on a tasty wheat crust. I'm only !@#$ing human people.:mad:

I do what I can! ;)

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/longbarreljones/deadpoolmeatloaf.jpg

[Jack Zodiac]

I have no idea why I would question your sexuality.:rolleyes:

What happens in Comm stays in Comm! :mad:

As to your question... can you put on a kilt, die your hair black grow it long, and fake a really bad Scottish accent?

I've already got long black hair and a fake Scottish accent, but you're gonna have to pay me to wear a skirt.

[Jack Zodiac]

Then don't become a vegetarian Les! :eek:
It's not for everyone and it was only so easy for me because I hardly ever ate meat anyway. That and because every piece of meat I seemed to get had a vein or a bone in it.:rolleyes:

Ah hahahahaha! Aw, man, that was perfect. :p

But seriously, Les, you can just cut back on meat instead of eating meat all the time. If you're not looking to become a vegetarian because you don't like the idea of killing animals, then it isn't that bad of a deal to just watch how much beef or chicken you're eating to stay healthy, y'know? In fact, that's an even better idea than just quitting meat altogether.

[Lester C.]

Ah hahahahaha! Aw, man, that was perfect. :p

But seriously, Les, you can just cut back on meat instead of eating meat all the time. If you're not looking to become a vegetarian because you don't like the idea of killing animals, then it isn't that bad of a deal to just watch how much beef or chicken you're eating to stay healthy, y'know? In fact, that's an even better idea than just quitting meat altogether.

I never said anything about animals. I just like how being a vegetarian feels. After Steak and Shake I went from being light on my feet full of energy to sleepy and bloated.

[hellokittykat]

Yes but his hair is red and his eye color is wrong. The man is going to need to get a dye job and color contacts.

No, it's not, only his beard is red. His hair is really dark brown.
Try again Les. :evilsmile

I do what I can!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/longbarreljones/deadpoolmeatloaf.jpg

Haha! :D

Ah hahahahaha! Aw, man, that was perfect.

But seriously, Les, you can just cut back on meat instead of eating meat all the time. If you're not looking to become a vegetarian because you don't like the idea of killing animals, then it isn't that bad of a deal to just watch how much beef or chicken you're eating to stay healthy, y'know? In fact, that's an even better idea than just quitting meat altogether.

Yeah I wasn't sure if anyone else would catch that, but I figured you would, Jack. :p

[Lester C.]

No, it's not, only his beard is red. His hair is really dark brown.
Try again Les. :evilsmile



Haha! :D



Yeah I wasn't sure if anyone else would catch that, but I figured you would, Jack. :p

Here is a random thought. My mother's hair color is brown. So was mine when I was born, but it turned black when I was a toddler.

[Jack Zodiac]

I never said anything about animals. I just like how being a vegetarian feels. After Steak and Shake I went from being light on my feet full of energy to sleepy and bloated.

I know ya' didn't, that's why I said it shouldn't matter that much to you. You know animals are there for us to eat. You don't shrink away from the idea of domesticating them for food. You just don't like the way eating meat makes you feel...

And it shouldn't make you feel like that all the time. Steak 'n Shake, maybe, because their burgers are fucking monsters. And other fast food places because their burgers are literally monsters. But a nice chicken marinara, a fillet mignon, well-prepared meals of beef and vegetables... they shouldn't leave you as bloated and logy as fast food.

[Jack Zodiac]

No, it's not, only his beard is red. His hair is really dark brown.
Try again Les. :evilsmile

Fuck'm! He doesn't understand rugged, manly beauty. Adrian Paul ain't got nothin' on me!

Haha! :D

Ahhh, I love Deadpool.

Yeah I wasn't sure if anyone else would catch that, but I figured you would, Jack. :p

Of course, I've got that filthy kismet with ya'. ;)

[hellokittykat]

I never said anything about animals. I just like how being a vegetarian feels. After Steak and Shake I went from being light on my feet full of energy to sleepy and bloated.

See now it's the opposite for me. I'm a vegetarian but I like the way that meat feels.

Here is a random thought. My mother's hair color is brown. So was mine when I was born, but it turned black when I was a toddler.

You call that a random thought?! That's not a random thought! I was wondering how many Swedish fish I could could fit in my mouth-there's a random thought.

Fuck'm! He doesn't understand rugged, manly beauty. Adrian Paul ain't got nothin' on me!

Pfft! You knock Adrain Paul outta the water. ;)

Ahhh, I love Deadpool.

He's great! :D

Of course, I've got that filthy kismet with ya'.

Yup! And how appropriate that you bring up kizmet in a thread about meat. :p

[BlairH]

I don't have a problem with most vegetarians. However, when a person states that I am less of a person than they are, or that I lack empathy, simply because I choose to eat meat, I have a problem (one might say that I have a "beef") with that person.

Thankfully I do not know many of these people.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I do not and will not eat the flesh of animals.






(I am, however, a cannibal.)

[TCJohnson]

You call that a random thought?! That's not a random thought! I was wondering how many Swedish fish I could could fit in my mouth-there's a random thought.



Well? How many?

[sk716]

@#$%ing Jack Zodiac :mad: made having meat sound so !@#$ing tasty I couldn't help myself but go to the Steak and Shake across the street. Then Shelly told Wallmart to have a sale on South Beach pizza. A perfect balance of carbs, protein and fats on a tasty wheat crust. I'm only !@#$ing human people.:mad:

You have a Steak n Shake across the street?!


I hate you.

[hellokittykat]

Well? How many?

I'm not sure. It wasn't a well-thought out random thought. :o

[Jack Zodiac]

See now it's the opposite for me. I'm a vegetarian but I like the way that meat feels.

Ah hahahahahaha!

You call that a random thought?! That's not a random thought! I was wondering how many Swedish fish I could could fit in my mouth-there's a random thought.

Ha hahahahahahahaha ha!

Pfft! You knock Adrain Paul outta the water.

Awww, thanks. :o Sp do you. ;)

He's great!

Fuckin' right, he is!

Yup! And how appropriate that you bring up kizmet in a thread about meat. :p

:evilsmile

[Sally Sensational]

You have a Steak n Shake across the street?!


I hate you.

ME TOO!

I miss Steak n Shake!!!!!!!!!!

Now I have even more reason to sulk.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/SunnySmile501/pout.gif

A long, long time ago in a land far, far away I pretended to be Sk's lesbian date so a guy at the Steak n Shake where we were regulars would leave her alone.

[Jack Zodiac]

And the rest is history!

Oh, and Lester, I have had White Castle... once. Once was all I needed.

[hellokittykat]

Ah hahahahahaha!


Ha hahahahahahahaha ha!

Thank you, Jack. :o

At least someone appreciates my filthy puns, Lester!:evilangry

Awww, thanks. So do you.

I dunno...I think he looks better in a skirt than I do. ;)

[Jack Zodiac]

Thank you, Jack. :o

At least someone appreciates my filthy puns, Lester!:evilangry

Appreciate? Pfft! I revel in 'em!

I dunno...I think he looks better in a skirt than I do. ;)

I'unno, I haven't seen you in a plaid skirt yet, but it looks a whole lot better in my head on you than it does on him. :evilsmile

[Joshua Pantalleresco]

It's a great idea for the short term. Vegetarianism is a great concept in theory. The idea is that it can help cleanse the system. For the first six weeks or so, it does. It's great for toxins.

In the long term however, it's not healthy. Human beings need things that only come from meat. If those things are not coming in, sooner or later the immune system weakens.

That doesn't mean you need a lot of meat. Look at the chinese diet. The Chinese believe that meat is a poison and their right. But look at what very often they do eat with meat. Peppers, spices, onions, garlic and things that cleanse poisons from the system. The way they do it is that they take the cure with the poison so the ill effects are negated while the positive are reinforced. That is how vegetarianism should be done on a regular basis. Otherwise, sooner or later deficiencies will occur.

But I do think vegetarians are close to the right idea. Don't even get me started on vegans...

JP

[Lester C.]

ME TOO!

I miss Steak n Shake!!!!!!!!!!

Now I have even more reason to sulk.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/SunnySmile501/pout.gif

A long, long time ago in a land far, far away I pretended to be Sk's lesbian date so a guy at the Steak n Shake where we were regulars would leave her alone.

Talk about life imitating art.

[Alan Lynch]

I do what I can! ;)

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/longbarreljones/deadpoolmeatloaf.jpg
Deadpool is the fucking man.

[Jack Zodiac]

He sure is, Alan. He sure is...

[Ninja Kris]

The blonde being a vegetarian drives me nuts.

I like meat.

Glad there's a steer N Stein near where I work.

[Jack Zodiac]

Clearly the solution is an omelet with very finely diced ham. She'll never see it comin'! Mwa ha! Mwa hahaha!

[Sally Sensational]

The blonde being a vegetarian drives me nuts.

I like meat.

Glad there's a steer N Stein near where I work.

Steer N Stein might be better than Steak N Shake!

But I doubt it.

[Ninja Kris]

Steer N Stein might be better than Steak N Shake!

But I doubt it.

Don't know. Looked up the locations. No Steak N Shakes anywhere near California. Don't think any Steer N Steins outside of California either.

[Lester C.]

Am I the only one that giggles when lesbians talk about how much they love and want meat? Yea, figured I was.

[Lester C.]

Don't know. Looked up the locations. No Steak N Shakes anywhere near California. Don't think any Steer N Steins outside of California either.

I would gladly trade you the Steak and Shake for Jack In The Box. Jack is the best fast food chain I've ever been to.

[Jack Zodiac]

Or an In 'N Out Burger.

[Lester C.]

Or an In 'N Out Burger.

I would like to pretend I get it, but I don't.:confused:

[Jack Zodiac]

Never been to an In 'N Out Burger? They're great, but I'm pretty sure they're only in California.

[Lester C.]

Never been to an In 'N Out Burger? They're great, but I'm pretty sure they're only in California.

No. I only been to California twice on extended visits in Modeso. I actually thought you were making an incredibly dirty joke, but couldn't quite get the punchline as I couldn't figure out what a burger could be an euphemism for when dealing with lesbians.:o

[Jack Zodiac]

A really bad euphemism. :p I believe it's called "In 'N Out" because you're in and out with, frankly, one of the best fuckin' burgers ever.

[Lester C.]

A really bad euphemism. :p I believe it's called "In 'N Out" because you're in and out with, frankly, one of the best fuckin' burgers ever.

I just figured it out. If a burger is an euphemism for...

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb253/4happiness44/kitten.jpg

then the joke works. Goddamn you're a dirty mothe!@#$er Jack, and I type that with pride.:)

[hellokittykat]

So are still trying to avoid meat today, Les, or have you given up and finally admitted that you really love meat and can't give it up? :)

[heystacy]

So are still trying to avoid meat today, Les, or have you given up and finally admitted that you really love meat and can't give it up? :)

This thread is so...dirty. :eek:

I like it! :evilsmile

[Lester C.]

So are still trying to avoid meat today, Les, or have you given up and finally admitted that you really love meat and can't give it up? :)

Well I just had a long slab of thick greasy pepperoni.:eek: I'm not kidding I took it out of the fridge and ate the whole !@#$ing thing by itself.:eek: Seriously I need to get back on my diet. Tomorrow honest.

[hellokittykat]

This thread is so...dirty. :eek:

I like it! :evilsmile

What? I'm just inquiring if Lester has decided that meat feels better than being a vegetarian. :D

[heystacy]

Well I just had a long slab of thick greasy pepperoni.:eek: I'm not kidding I took it out of the fridge and ate the whole !@#$ing thing by itself.:eek: Seriously I need to get back on my diet. Tomorrow honest.

You just don't know how many levels of wrong this post read. :( hell maybe you do. ;)

I think I have to say "Hail Mary" multiple times.

[heystacy]

What? I'm just inquiring if Lester has decided that meat feels better than being a vegetarian. :D

*laughs* After the puns this just feels naughty. ;)

[hellokittykat]

Well I just had a long slab of thick greasy pepperoni.:eek: I'm not kidding I took it out of the fridge and ate the whole !@#$ing thing by itself. Seriously I need to get back on my diet. Tomorrow honest.

Yeah there's nothing like a nice, long slab of pepperoni to make you really appreciate meat.:D

[Jack Zodiac]

God, Lester's... so confusing. I don't know if I should find this hilarious, sad, or erotic.

[heystacy]

:eek: This thread... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[hellokittykat]

I've no idea what either of you is talking about.:confused:

If Lester wants to stuff his face with meat, then we shouldn't stop him! :D

[Lester C.]

My roommate just offered me his sausage but I told him that I made do with the pepperoni and he would have to go elsewhere.

[hellokittykat]

My roommate just offered me his sausage but I told him that I made do with the pepperoni and he would have to go elsewhere.

Awww c'mon Les; you're not even giving me a challenge here.:p

[Alan Lynch]

A friend of mine just recently confessed that when he worked at a deli counter there was a really, really bitchy vegetarian customer who had him make up a pizza. Into which he put some finely diced meat. It's a horrible thing to do, but I'm assured she was really, really awful. So he's therefore only slightly evil.

I'm having some lovely steak for dinner tonight. Can't beat a hot beef injection, maybe with a generous serving of sour cream. Yum.

In other news, penis/gay meat entendres sure are funny to read.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

A friend of mine just recently confessed that when he worked at a deli counter there was a really, really bitchy vegetarian customer who had him make up a pizza. Into which he put some finely diced meat. It's a horrible thing to do, but I'm assured she was really, really awful. So he's therefore only slightly evil.

I'd call it 'assholish' rather than evil. Also 'Passive-Agressive' and juvenile.

Adults should have better ways to contend with differences.

[MartinRedmond]

I eat alot of veggies, but I don't think I could be all vegetarian again. I got so skinny. Never saw a vegan that looked healthy either. On the other hand I can't understand how people can eat pasta without a salad or something or steak with only potatoes. It just seems wrong to me. So I got something out of it. Blablablablablabla

[Alan Lynch]

I'd call it 'assholish' rather than evil. Also 'Passive-Agressive' and juvenile.

Adults should have better ways to contend with differences.
In his defence, he did it when he was about 16. He held that job for a good long while.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

In his defence, he did it when he was about 16. He held that job for a good long while.

Well, let those who weren't assholes when they were teens cast the first stone, then, I suppose!

[Alan Lynch]

Well, let those who weren't assholes when they were teens cast the first stone, then, I suppose!
Ha! True enough. I was an easy teen (following a childhood when I slept a lot). My parents were really pissed off when my brother turned out to be your stereotypical problem teenager. They expected another easy ride.

[Lester C.]

A friend of mine just recently confessed that when he worked at a deli counter there was a really, really bitchy vegetarian customer who had him make up a pizza. Into which he put some finely diced meat. It's a horrible thing to do, but I'm assured she was really, really awful. So he's therefore only slightly evil.

I'm having some lovely steak for dinner tonight. Can't beat a hot beef injection, maybe with a generous serving of sour cream. Yum.

In other news, penis/gay meat entendres sure are funny to read.

It was an evil act. Doesn't mean that your friend is evil, but he committed a truly horrendous act. To her that would be like someone feeding you a human but disguising the meat so you thought it was a hamburger. I hope your friend regrets what he's done and is trying to make amends for it.