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toddg
03-02-2008, 06:03 PM
Team Hollywood Inks Rebholz to Helm Comic Book



SANTA MONICA, Calif., March 2 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Team
Hollywood, Inc. (http://www.teamhollywood.com) a marketing consulting firm
that specializes in crisis management, Homeland Security training, and
consumer relations for private sector and governmental agencies, is widely
rumored to be the non-fictional heroes of the real-life movie "Team
America." Today, Team Hollywood announced the results of their worldwide
search among artists for their limited edition, volume 1, of their comic
book series. Bobby Rebholz, of Cincinnati, Ohio has been commissioned to
complete Team Hollywood's "pilot" comic book, "Team Hollywood: Armageddon."

Kevin D. Finn, Co-Chairman of Team Hollywood, Inc. stated, "Sometimes
in life, fact can be stranger than fiction. Comic books are a rich part of
American culture, such comics as Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Iron Man and
Aquaman have captured our imaginations and hearts for decades." Preska
Thomas continues, "The comic book is based on 'the dimensionality of
space-time' in which super string theory is illustrated in the forms of
images that are purely based on the scientific abstracts of the world's
most renowned minds of quantum physics. Every story line and scenario
within the comic book brings to one's perception the lifecycles of the
super string theories enhancing from our technological revolution into a
biotechnological revolution. We've come along way from the industrial
revolution." Kevin concludes, "Bobby Rebholz brings a fresh energetic feel
to the comic book industry and certainly has a bright future."

About Team Hollywood, Inc.

Team Hollywood's principal officers and directors Kevin D. Finn and
Preska Thomas are the managing directors and officers of such noted
Homeland Security companies as the World Institute for Security Enhancement
Foundation, (http://www.worldinstitute.info), Team Hollywood Investigations
and G.F. Bryant Associates, Inc. (http://www.gfbryantassociates.com). They
are authors of the unedited version of a reality reading book, "The Index:
A Road Map," a book that exposed a building in Sherman Oaks, California
that housed Osama Bin Laden's office over 14 years ago. It also disclosed
that the building was never assessed for finding the speculated toy planes
and toy helicopters hidden behind certain walls, intended for the
disbursement of weapons of mass destruction. Hollywood is in the early
stages of the development of a second movie based on the team entitled
"Team Hollywood: Project Jupiter Verses Mars" and a television series in
the works.

One of the key operations offices for Team Hollywood is located in the
basement of a building in the city of Santa Monica, CA. Their main
headquarters are in an underground nuclear silo in Denver, Colorado that is
45,000 square feet behind a high-chained link fence. There are three
missile silos on that site; all interconnected by underground tunnels.
Their underground silo is filled with former U.S. Navy Seals, former
personnel in the FBI, CIA and Interpol who are always being deployed for
training agencies and private sector as well as contractors for ground
operations against terrorists.

For further information please contact:

Team Hollywood, Inc. + 1-310-289-2143




SOURCE Team Hollywood, Inc.

mattx110
03-02-2008, 06:05 PM
Right now Aquaman is somewhere reading this thread and exclaiming "OH MY! They mentioned my name!"

The Xenos
03-03-2008, 04:53 AM
What... the hell are they talking about? How can someone make a comic and then compare it to Team America, Aquaman, and string theory?

Plus I have to wonder how the creators of Team America and their parent company feel about some comic calling themselves a 'real life Team America'.

I call shenanegans.

BoosterBronze
03-03-2008, 11:40 AM
For further information please contact:

Team Hollywood, Inc. + 1-310-289-2143




SOURCE Team Hollywood, Inc.

Geee, thanks Toddg. I'm glad we have someone out there who finds the time to keep our community up to date on all of the important Team Hollywood news. Without you, I wouldn't know anything about these tools.

howyadoin
03-04-2008, 01:49 AM
Team Hollywood, Inc.... is widely rumored to be the non-fictional heroes of the real-life movie "Team America."Todd, I dunno how to break it to you, but Team America were a pack of goddamn morons.

Justin D.
03-04-2008, 11:09 AM
Normally, I'd delete a thread like this because it's obvious spam. However, this one has me confused and intrigued enough that I'm keeping it up. I'm not saying anything associated with this is going to be good, but that's mainly because I don't understand what anything associated with this is supposed to be. If you skipped over the article in the first post, go back and reread it. Then, tell me what the hell it says. It even confounds The Beat (http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2008/03/03/team-hollywood-finds-team-comics/).

I'm confused by the press release and multiple sites associated with it enough to keep the thread up if for no other reason than to equally confuse others.

Shostie
03-04-2008, 11:14 AM
Kids. This is why you don't issue press releases while on drugs.

BoosterBronze
03-04-2008, 12:39 PM
Normally, I'd delete a thread like this because it's obvious spam. However, this one has me confused and intrigued enough that I'm keeping it up. I'm not saying anything associated with this is going to be good, but that's mainly because I don't understand what anything associated with this is supposed to be.

"You need a liscence to own a gun, to drive a car. You even need a liscense to own a dog... but any a*****e can make a website"