Oh no, Obama is going to destroy us all!

[Acecool]

"Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas.

Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school."

Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.

Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta . Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking Major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama hasm joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.

ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Kuran (Their equivalency to our Bible, but very different beliefs)

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States, one of their own!!!!

Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country?...... NOT ME!! If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts.........this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States ........ better heed this and pray about it and share it.

THIS DEFINITELY WARRANTS LOOKING INTO. THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED, "ONE NATION UNDER GOD". ALMIGHTY GOD, NOT THE GOD OF THE KORAN."

[EZMOHR]

I thought Obama was a member of some hated Christian sect out of Chicago? That is what I've heard.

Oh well, if he can lower my taxes, and not screw over all the sheep that are gonna vote for him, I don't care if he believes in The Spectre as his one true God.

[Winslow]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp

[Charles RB]

The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out

HAIL MUSLIM! Cut one of us down and two more shall take his place!

[Huh?]

The epic stupidity of that first post is hard to quantify.

I do love the last sentence though. I didn't know there was a "type" of god specified in the pledge of allegience.

[jessecuster3]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp

That took you a long time to do, didn't it?

[Acecool]

The epic stupidity of that first post is hard to quantify.

I do love the last sentence though. I didn't know there was a "type" of god specified in the pledge of allegience.

Yep, stuff like this I think needs to see the light of day so that it can be burned off. Funny though, something like this happened to John McCain in push polling.

[Valmore]

That took you a long time to do, didn't it?

Why must you piss in Winslow's cornflakes? Is this because he crapped in your gym bag?

[Karl J Barnes]

Why must you piss in Winslow's cornflakes? Is this because he crapped in your gym bag?

That reminds me...I've got to go to the toilet...excuse me...

[jessecuster3]

Why must you piss in Winslow's cornflakes? Is this because he crapped in your gym bag?

Whoa, I was being sarcastic, as in, if it took him less than 5 minutes, it should have taken the initial poster the same amount of time as well.

[Mac Danny]

I for one Welcome our Muslim overlords.

[Paul McEnery]

Whoa, I was being sarcastic, as in, if it took him less than 5 minutes, it should have taken the initial poster the same amount of time as well.

OP knew this. Was exposing.

Not smart, mind. But not evil.

[Paul McEnery]

I for one Welcome our Muslim overlords.

The Penguins from Planet Pluto will save us!

[StoneGold]

The Penguins from Planet Pluto will save us!

Idiot. Penguins live on Neptune, not Pluto. Pluto isn't a planet, anyway.

[Paul McEnery]

Idiot. Penguins live on Neptune, not Pluto. Pluto isn't a planet, anyway.

Nooooooo, it is so too a planet, pklutop iqa a apopalalante sis so toooooooooo!

[Puma]

Nooooooo, it is so too a planet, pklutop iqa a apopalalante sis so toooooooooo!

Someone de-fib Paul's heart, he's losing it.

[Loren]

"Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas.

Barack's an Atheist Muslim?!? That's even worse than I thought!! Surely he endorses jihad to spread the gospel of nonbelief to believing nonbelievers.

I can see his dogma now: "There is no God, but if there were, Muhammad would be his prophet."

[Paul McEnery]

Barack's an Atheist Muslim?!? That's even worse than I thought!! Surely he endorses jihad to spread the gospel of nonbelief to believing nonbelievers.

I can see his dogma now: "There is no God, but if there were, Muhammad would be his prophet."

Every morning in the chaplaincy, me and the boss would seriously intone: "There is no God, and I am her prophet".

[DoctorDoom]

Oh well, if he can lower my taxes, and not screw over all the sheep that are gonna vote for him, I don't care if he believes in The Spectre as his one true God.


I love that last line. Heh. The Spectre.

[EZMOHR]

I love that last line. Heh. The Spectre.

Listen the only thing I think I like about Obama is his peeps yelling "yes we can" (I think) and it sounds like "HBK." It's kind of funny, cause that is what my kids think the people are saying when they hear it on TV. Now, if Obama was Shawn Michaels, he would get my vote in a minute. Hell, if Obama came out and said The Spectre was the one true God, I would vote for him.

[DoctorDoom]

Listen the only thing I think I like about Obama is his peeps yelling "yes we can" (I think) and it sounds like "HBK." It's kind of funny, cause that is what my kids think the people are saying when they hear it on TV. Now, if Obama was Shawn Michaels, he would get my vote in a minute. Hell, if Obama came out and said The Spectre was the one true God, I would vote for him.
And so would I. I so want to sig that for some reason. Vegeance!

[EZMOHR]

Obama '08: Cause his God beat The Anti-Monitor and blew up some Purple Chick with a Jones for Hal Jordan.

[Paul McEnery]

Obama '08: Cause his God beat The Anti-Monitor and blew up some Purple Chick with a Jones for Hal Jordan.

Obama '08 -- because who would you rather see in the tights?

[EZMOHR]

Obama '08: cause all the canidates are so bad, a 29 year old man in America would seriously rather vote for a fictional being, and wishes crowds were chanting for a wrestler, than have to settle for the swill that is actually up there.

Hope you don't drive a hybrid to fit that bumpersticker on the vehicle.:)

[StoneGold]

Obama '08: Cause his God beat The Anti-Monitor and blew up some Purple Chick with a Jones for Hal Jordan.

Problem is, McCain is a death worshiper.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a59/stonegold/mccain.jpg

[EZMOHR]

Problem is, McCain is a death worshiper.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a59/stonegold/mccain.jpg

Wow, I actually though Thanos worshipped McCain....tell me he doesn't look like Marvel's death. Tell Me.

[StoneGold]

Wow, I actually though Thanos worshipped McCain....tell me he doesn't look like Marvel's death. Tell Me.

Too jowly. Death doesn't have that much skin hanging off the face.

[EZMOHR]

Too jowly. Death doesn't have that much skin hanging off the face.

You know, he kind of looks like Drax in that picture. Or Terrax.

[Sir Tim Drake]

What a loathsome piece of bigoted slander.

[mattx110]

What a loathsome piece of bigoted slander.
I know. Muslims are nowhere near as bad as atheists. ATHEIST shouldn't have just been caps, but bolded and underscored.

[Paul McEnery]

Too jowly. Death doesn't have that much skin hanging off the face.

I'm thinking The Wrecker would be a better fit.

[Nightstar1441]

I know. Muslims are nowhere near as bad as atheists. ATHEIST shouldn't have just been caps, but bolded and underscored.

Athiests bad? How so - because they don't hide their actions or intentions in a veiled manner to be justified by a mystical being that cannot be proven?

I can and never will understand the utter stupidity of the way people react to people of certain religons and the extent of what people will do for those certain religons.

It really should have no place in politics. The welfare of the people you are representing should be of primary importance at all times.

[Acecool]

Listen the only thing I think I like about Obama is his peeps yelling "yes we can" (I think) and it sounds like "HBK." It's kind of funny, cause that is what my kids think the people are saying when they hear it on TV. Now, if Obama was Shawn Michaels, he would get my vote in a minute. Hell, if Obama came out and said The Spectre was the one true God, I would vote for him.

I thought I heard that too once. :)

[Paul McEnery]

Athiests bad? How so - because they don't hide their actions or intentions in a veiled manner to be justified by a mystical being that cannot be proven?

I can and never will understand the utter stupidity of the way people react to people of certain religons and the extent of what people will do for those certain religons.

It really should have no place in politics. The welfare of the people you are representing should be of primary importance at all times.

Mostly because we draw googly eyes in the pyramid on all our dollar bills.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

[Acecool]

Whoa, I was being sarcastic, as in, if it took him less than 5 minutes, it should have taken the initial poster the same amount of time as well.

I already had that link when I posted this. I am simply exposing this crap to the light of day.

[Nick Soapdish]

Listen the only thing I think I like about Obama is his peeps yelling "yes we can" (I think) and it sounds like "HBK." It's kind of funny, cause that is what my kids think the people are saying when they hear it on TV. Now, if Obama was Shawn Michaels, he would get my vote in a minute. Hell, if Obama came out and said The Spectre was the one true God, I would vote for him.

Now, the truth comes out. Obama is really Bob the Builder.

[mattx110]

Now, the truth comes out. Obama is really Bob the Builder.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RS3yOhvKTNM Watch the whole way through to get what I'm saying. You will laugh incredibly. I'd spoil the joke typing out the lyrics, but that wouldn't be right. This is worth your time.

[Valmore]

Whoa, I was being sarcastic, as in, if it took him less than 5 minutes, it should have taken the initial poster the same amount of time as well.

Why must you piss in my cornflakes? Is this because I crapped in your gym bag?

[Sanagi]

I think it's a sign of how desperate the American public is for decent candidates that we're willing to vote for a guy whose middle and last names remind us of our worst enemies, and whose first name sounds like a noise a frog would make.

[Ben Morgan]

I'd like to see Barack Obama tear into Hilary and McCain like the Rock does...

"At the primary and the general election... the only thing, and THE BARACK MEANS ONLY THING, that's going to happen is that The Barack is going to layeth the smacketh down on those two piles of monkey crap, Hilary Clinton and John McCain..."

"now Hilary... you maybe married to that Roody Poo Candy Ass, Bill... but the Barack knows that you are nothing more than a two dollar... one dollar... fifty cent... buy two get one free... can I get change for a nickle... BARGAN PRICED SLUT"

"And John McCain... the Barack Says this... shut your mouth about being a POW... you became a POW because as a jet pilot you ABSOLUTELY SUCKED... you can take your little gimpy arm that can't move... shine it up real nice... AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS!"

"IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... WHAT THE BARACK... IS COOKING..."

[EZMOHR]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RS3yOhvKTNM Watch the whole way through to get what I'm saying. You will laugh incredibly. I'd spoil the joke typing out the lyrics, but that wouldn't be right. This is worth your time.

That was pretty darn funny. I never heard of this guy, but damn, that was funny.

[EZMOHR]

Now, the truth comes out. Obama is really Bob the Builder.

My kids don't watch Bob the Builder(I guess it ain't a girl thing). They do watch the news and wrestling, so I don't really know how good of a parent I am.

[mattx110]

I'd like to see Barack Obama tear into Hilary and McCain like the Rock does...
The timing works better with "can you smell what Barack is cooking?" Two syllables. It just works better. Ask Magneto X. We've been through this.

He's an awesome talker.

[Ben Morgan]

They do watch wrestling
That's all that matters

[mattx110]

That was pretty darn funny. I never heard of this guy, but damn, that was funny.
YEa! Get other people to watch. It's only 3 minutes to the punchline I'm aiming to relay.

[Ben Morgan]

The timing works better with "can you smell what Barack is cooking?" Two syllables.

That's what I told him

[EZMOHR]

Okay, sheep saying they love Barack is one thing. That is alright. But, trying to compare him to Dwayne Johnson, is just not cool.

To dust off an old gem

"Senator, I watched The Rock. I met The Rock. I wish and daydream The Rock was a friend of mine and we solved mysteries and retired to Monaco together. Senator, you're no, uhm The Rock."

[Ben Morgan]

If only The Rock ran for president...

[Paul McEnery]

If only The Rock ran for president...

OTOH, I'd rather watch Hillary running around half naked with a sword.

[EZMOHR]

If only The Rock ran for president...

President: The Rock
VP: D-Lo Brown (useless position, useless wrestler)
Secretary of State: Henry Kissinger
Secretary of Defense: Kurt Angle
Secretary of HUD: Big Daddy V
Secretary of Agriculture: Rob Van Dam
Chariman of Joint Chiefs: uhm, Kennedy or Road Dog or God Save us Lashley
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: Ric Flair

[Dan Apodaca]

I think it's a sign of how desperate the American public is for decent candidates that we're willing to vote for a guy whose middle and last names remind us of our worst enemies, and whose first name sounds like a noise a frog would make.

I think it's a sign of how stupid and petty the American public is that they would even think of those items as having any importance to a presidential race.

You know you're electing a world leader, right? Not an American Idol?

[EZMOHR]

I think it's a sign of how stupid and petty the American public is that they would even think of those items as having any importance to a presidential race.

You know you're electing a world leader, right? Not an American Idol?

I would trust the American Idol to perform his duties better than any joker up for the job of president right now.

[Brian Cronin]

I dunno...I think even giving it a dicussion sorta gives it too much attention.

-Brian