Worst product feature ever?

[StoneGold]

This is the Spongebob Squarepants thermometer.

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/02/spongebobrectal2.jpg


It plays the Spongebob theme song while it is taking a temperature. And, according to the package, is approved for rectal use.

[Ben Morgan]

I could've done without that information

[StoneGold]

I could've done without that information

He says as he types in Spongebob thermometer into Amazon.

[Ben Morgan]

I couldn't help it!

[Just a Shadow]

I could've done without that information

Are you implying that you have never wanted a little version of sponge bob inserted into your rectum?

[StoneGold]

Are you implying that you have never wanted a little version of sponge bob inserted into your rectum?

He already has that. But not one that sings.

[Serik]

At least they don't have a rectal thermometer shaped like Patrick...

[StoneGold]

At least they don't have a rectal thermometer shaped like Patrick...

For some reason, I got an image of a Patrick Stewart rectal thermometer.



Thing is, I know some trekkies who'd be into it...

[Matt]

You could have all sorts of Captain Picard sayings, though!

"Hull temperature critical!"

"Warp speed!"

"Make it so."

"On screen!"

[MarvelKnight]

It could work as a good foreplay tool.

[mattx110]

It could work as a good foreplay tool.
Then you'd need one that sings "I'm burning up, burning up for your love".

[Incognita]

Hehe I must look like a nut. I just cracked up laughing in my office, everyone looked at me.

You guys are funny:p

[J Dog]

And everyone was claiming that endorsing spinach was as low as you can get.

[Jared_Humpherys]

You could have all sorts of Captain Picard sayings, though!

"Hull temperature critical!"

"Warp speed!"

"Make it so."

"On screen!"

"Get off my bridge!"

"Shut up, Wesley!"

[Puma]

"Get off my bridge!"

"Shut up, Wesley!"

"From this time forward, you service us"

[Jared_Humpherys]

"From this time forward, you service us"

"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile."

"The line must be drawn here!"

[The Batman]

"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile."

"The line must be drawn here!"

"This far and NO further!"

[Michael P]

And, of course, "Engage."

[Dizzy D]

For some reason, I got an image of a Patrick Stewart rectal thermometer.



Thing is, I know some trekkies who'd be into it...

I think you mean that the other way around.

But on the topic of Star Trek rectal thermometers, a Scotty one would be far better. "She can't take much more, Captain."

[Jared_Humpherys]

And, of course, "Engage."

"Hard to starboard!"

[Mac Danny]

"Hard to starboard!"

"Reverse the polarity of the shield projectors inverse resonance"







I don't know what I am saying, I just wanted to join in.

[Jared_Humpherys]

"Reverse the polarity of the shield projectors inverse resonance"







I don't know what I am saying, I just wanted to join in.

That's okay. The actors didn't know what they were saying either.

[Mac Danny]

That's okay. The actors didn't know what they were saying either.

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/25/dajeffriestoob128484371202968750.jpg

[Puma]

Spock:
"Fascinating"

[Matt]

"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."

[Paul McEnery]

For some reason, I got an image of a Patrick Stewart rectal thermometer.



Thing is, I know some trekkies who'd be into it...


That smooth bald head removes flange efficiency and encourages inappropriate use.

[Paul McEnery]

You could have all sorts of Captain Picard sayings, though!

"Hull temperature critical!"

"Warp speed!"

"Make it so."

"On screen!"

Showtunes.

[mattx110]

"Reverse the polarity of the shield projectors inverse resonance"







I don't know what I am saying, I just wanted to join in.
I'm sorry, that's Pertwee... not Stewart.:D
Showtunes.
Oh man, a Picard that plays the flute, and gives you latin lessons.

A Data, Worf, Riker, Picard set that does La Boheme, Klingon Opera, Bebop, and classical flauting... It'd make a mint. Maybe a Troi that goes "I can tell your feeling tired, and it's not 'cause I'm a betazoid... please remove me from your..."

[Paul McEnery]

I'm sorry, that's Pertwee... not Stewart.:D

Oh man, a Picard that plays the flute, and gives you latin lessons.

A Data, Worf, Riker, Picard set that does La Boheme, Klingon Opera, Bebop, and classical flauting... It'd make a mint. Maybe a Troi that goes "I can tell your feeling tired, and it's not 'cause I'm a betazoid... please remove me from your..."

That's not the dialogue my blowup Troi uses.

Btw, I'm pretty sure a James. T. Kirk dildo would outsell even the Baby Jesus buttplug. Someone go have words with Shatner.

[Cyke]

"Get off my bridge!"

"Shut up, Wesley!"

"Load aft torpedo bays!"

"Mr. Data, sometimes I envy you."

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot."

"There... are... FOUR... LIGHTS!"