The bert Appreciation Thread...

[Aggie]

because fishnets haven't looked so good since the canary and zatanna rocked them!! :cool:

[Bo Bo]

because fishnets haven't looked so good since the canary and zatanna rocked them!! :cool:

I have to agree, I can honestly say I've never seen a guy look so good in fishnets before :D

[heystacy]

Go Bert! :cool:

[beetlebum]

Yeah, Bert's pretty awesome. Not too long ago, when I was being dog piled on, Bert was one of four people who bravely came to my defence. And that to me, makes him awesome. And it has earned him my loyalty and friendship for life. He's a really great guy, with the most entertaining, erm, personal life, and he starts threads that are funny as hell. I mean, who else would start a thread devoted to water sports and penis enlargement?!

Here's to you bert!

And to celebrate, here's two songs!

Sentimental: Drown by The Who

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE3o86w5MH4

Let us drown in your sweet, sweet love Bert!

Of course, it might happen during the aforementioned water sports! :eek:

Listening to you, I get the music, listening to you, I get the story....

Of you're encounters with "adult actors" :p

And the unofficial theme song I have chosen for you:

Freak Like Me by Adina Howard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmW3lh7Npzg

Everybody sang, cos we don't give a damn about a thang. :)

[Red Berens]

I've always been an Ernie fan ( he was so much more laid back) but what the heck,.... Go Bert!!

[Tobias March]

bert's all kinds of awesome

[bert]

awwwwww. .

thanks y'all :)

(I've always been told I have great legs, but it makes me feel all warm inside to hear it from y'all!).

We just got back from a hella-fancy dinner that TOTALLY blew my diet (the cost for 11 people was about $1600. . . . so hell yeah, I ate).

and here's a pic to tide y'all over!

[Deathstroke]

Bert Rocks!!!

[The Ray]

Bert is Haitian right?

And Ernie's Dominican, correct?

And cheese is delicious, am I wrong?

So many questions. So many questions.

[TomStillwell]

No one rocks leather pants and Lesbian boots like Bert.

[Spiffy]

I've always been an Ernie fan ( he was so much more laid back) but what the heck,.... Go Bert!!
I too have always been more of an Ernie fan than a Bert one, but obviously I haven't seen him in his full pointy-headed glory before this.

[Solaris]

He's bertilicious! He's bertiful! He's bert "courtney" delovely!

All with the heart of a teddy bear... *collective 'awwwwww'!*

*tacklehugs!*

[rick]

Bert is too cool for school and also one of my all time favorite posters.

[Cam63]

I'd shout Bert a beer.

[bert]

you know. . you people make my day!

I love you all :)

[hellokittykat]

bert is awesome! :D

This is how awesome he is, he even trusted me with the keys to have unsupervised access to his car! ;)

[Lester C.]

Bert a role model for me. Other than the gay part I want to be a lot more like him.

[C.O. Jones]

He is one righteous dude, that's fo' sho!

[Larry Dixon]

bert is a force of nature that nipple-teases.

[beetlebum]

bert is awesome! :D

This is how awesome he is, he even trusted me with the keys to have unsupervised access to his car! ;)

I can only imagine the things she did in it, I mean with it. :evilsmile:

[hellokittykat]

I can only imagine the things she did in it, I mean with it. :evilsmile:

Hey that car was already covered in chicken feathers when I took it out!

[Solaris]

Hey that car was already covered in chicken feathers when I took it out!

Of course it was---it's the latest fashion accoutrement for cars.

By the way: you DIDN'T scratch the bumper accessories of leather and chrome chains, did you?

[hellokittykat]

Of course it was---it's the latest fashion accoutrement for cars.

By the way: you DIDN'T scratch the bumper accessories of leather and chrome chains, did you?

Absolutely not! In fact I got a couple of hooker to polish it with their badunkadunks. :D

[beetlebum]

Absolutely not! In fact I got a couple of hooker to polish it with their badunkadunks. :D

So that's why you love New York! :eek:

And chicken feathers is erm, so not what I meant.....

[Cam63]

Absolutely not! In fact I got a couple of hooker to polish it with their badunkadunks. :D

*Writes down " badunkadunk " as new word learned today*

[Sabrinaset]

Bert trusts me with his bank account numbers! And I only spent a couple thousand of it on action figures! But he's not mad at me, he knows it's really sk716's fault and she'll pay for it!

[Aggie]

*Writes down " badunkadunk " as new word learned today*

Cam63 bringin' da hood to the land down unda since 2008...

and how much do i love bert in his "superheroine" outfit...:evilsmile

[hellokittykat]

*Writes down " badunkadunk " as new word learned today*

And like any new word I expect you to use at least ten times in a sentence today. Especially at work. Your patients will love it. ;)

[Deathstroke]

Bert trusts me with his bank account numbers! And I only spent a couple thousand of it on action figures! But he's not mad at me, he knows it's really sk716's fault and she'll pay for it!

I like a lot of people, but I don't like anyone enough that I would even jokingly trust with my bank account numbers.

I guess that's why bert rocks and I don't.

[bert]

cool!

I rock and I'm awesome.

these are things I never knew about myself! I'm just over here being me
(and as anyone who has met me in person can attest -- what you see on line, is *exactly* what you get in person).

[Sally Sensational]

(and as anyone who has met me in person can attest -- what you see on line, is *exactly* what you get in person).

Only with extra pleather!

Loves ya, Bert!

[Cam63]

And like any new word I expect you to use at least ten times in a sentence today. Especially at work. Your patients will love it. ;)

" Man, that was a badunkadunk of a shift. "
" Boss, Mrs. ----'s badunkadunk is excoriated again. "
" Kyuubi is one helluva badunka-duck. "