SUPERECWFAN1
02-23-2008, 07:51 AM
Todays EXTREME Take is dedicated to my new hero. In fact I pretty much had to do a double take when the news came out. I was like...damn in his 70's and still wanting to rock it son !
Is about the Nookie , so go ahead and get a Cookie !
The NY Times shook the world days ago. The story was John McCain had some ethic breaches on meeting with a female Lobbyist. That , McCain did it all for the nookie. That he saw this woman and decided... fuck politics , its time to get the groove on !
And its at that moment John McCain stepped down from growling fuddy duddy to being a man who I now see a spark in. I mean think about it...John McCain....war hero , straight talk express , into the viagra baby ! Just imagine when the election is over , John can do like Bob Dole and shoot viagra commercials.
And we'd believe John too. I mean the dude is 72 but we all know he's still doing the deed baby. He was in his 60's when this whole thing started.....read on ok...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/20/john-mccain-affair-links_n_87690.html
See ...doesn't that make John McCain a new national hero ? Fuck , Clinton being a cheater in his 30's/40's. John McCain is in his 60's and he's out there eyein the girls baby ! He's like Ric Flair now , WHHHOOOOOOOO
"John McCain , kissed the girls and made em scream !"
And look at his 2nd marriage ....ya know John was out there eyein those young chicks when he met Cindy ! That Cindy was 17 years his junior. So ya know....John McCain=SEX. So who is with me ...John McCain , the new Presidential stallion ? Save a horse , ride a McCain !
Hillary's slump
While , John McCain was pretty much becoming the new spokesman for viagra as a senior , Hillary was losing big time. In fact she's lost over 10 states in a row , has fired some staffers and has even tried attacking how Obama does his speeches !
Yes.....because if you can't beat Obama in the political race you can sure as hell say he's slandering someones part in speeches. It thus far hasn't worked since the pure reason is ....people like Barack Obama. Its like the whole Norm McDonald "German's love David Hasslehoff."
No lie....they love Barack. They could give a fuck if he's lifting some parts of his speeches. I mean hell... I think Thomas Jefferson and Quincy Adams family now can sue for Barack starting off his famous speech with ... "We hold these truths to be self evident...all men are created equal."
Hillary is not without plans. Its said after accusing Barack he wasn't black enough , nit picking his speeches ...she plans to claim his clothing is not stylish to be a President. That she will demand Barack do a Madison Avenue runway walk off . Like in Zoolander...to convince the liberals in the party that since she knows style , she could lead this nation to bigger...and better things.....like the Gap or Old Navy.
Bank gives $5 million away !
In the lighter side of the whole McCain getting laid and Hillary wanting to do a house of style , comes this. Seems a bank in New York mixed up a dude and gave him $5 million ! Yep , talk about grand fuckups . Could ya imagine the real dude going to his bank and learning he's a pauper now ?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bank_error_arrest
I do like this. Its so absurd . It reminds me of that story where those crazy sweepstakes things accidently mailed a real check for $20 million to a guy and he cashed it ! It makes me wonder...why can't I be lucky enough to have $5 million bucks fall into my lap.
And whats insane is this guy blew it all. I'm like....what the fuck ?!! If you have no clue on what investments and shit are...hire someone smart dumb ass. It would be like me throwing open the Wall Street Journal after getting millions and thinking "Time to play the markets , gonna invest in porkbellies today !"
That what makes it so sad. The guy had $5 million fall in his lap by some supreme accident and then blows it. Of course he got busted but hell....you had millions damn it. Maybe if you used some brains and hired some smart people ...you could have grew that money and gave it back.
Is about the Nookie , so go ahead and get a Cookie !
The NY Times shook the world days ago. The story was John McCain had some ethic breaches on meeting with a female Lobbyist. That , McCain did it all for the nookie. That he saw this woman and decided... fuck politics , its time to get the groove on !
And its at that moment John McCain stepped down from growling fuddy duddy to being a man who I now see a spark in. I mean think about it...John McCain....war hero , straight talk express , into the viagra baby ! Just imagine when the election is over , John can do like Bob Dole and shoot viagra commercials.
And we'd believe John too. I mean the dude is 72 but we all know he's still doing the deed baby. He was in his 60's when this whole thing started.....read on ok...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/20/john-mccain-affair-links_n_87690.html
See ...doesn't that make John McCain a new national hero ? Fuck , Clinton being a cheater in his 30's/40's. John McCain is in his 60's and he's out there eyein the girls baby ! He's like Ric Flair now , WHHHOOOOOOOO
"John McCain , kissed the girls and made em scream !"
And look at his 2nd marriage ....ya know John was out there eyein those young chicks when he met Cindy ! That Cindy was 17 years his junior. So ya know....John McCain=SEX. So who is with me ...John McCain , the new Presidential stallion ? Save a horse , ride a McCain !
Hillary's slump
While , John McCain was pretty much becoming the new spokesman for viagra as a senior , Hillary was losing big time. In fact she's lost over 10 states in a row , has fired some staffers and has even tried attacking how Obama does his speeches !
Yes.....because if you can't beat Obama in the political race you can sure as hell say he's slandering someones part in speeches. It thus far hasn't worked since the pure reason is ....people like Barack Obama. Its like the whole Norm McDonald "German's love David Hasslehoff."
No lie....they love Barack. They could give a fuck if he's lifting some parts of his speeches. I mean hell... I think Thomas Jefferson and Quincy Adams family now can sue for Barack starting off his famous speech with ... "We hold these truths to be self evident...all men are created equal."
Hillary is not without plans. Its said after accusing Barack he wasn't black enough , nit picking his speeches ...she plans to claim his clothing is not stylish to be a President. That she will demand Barack do a Madison Avenue runway walk off . Like in Zoolander...to convince the liberals in the party that since she knows style , she could lead this nation to bigger...and better things.....like the Gap or Old Navy.
Bank gives $5 million away !
In the lighter side of the whole McCain getting laid and Hillary wanting to do a house of style , comes this. Seems a bank in New York mixed up a dude and gave him $5 million ! Yep , talk about grand fuckups . Could ya imagine the real dude going to his bank and learning he's a pauper now ?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bank_error_arrest
I do like this. Its so absurd . It reminds me of that story where those crazy sweepstakes things accidently mailed a real check for $20 million to a guy and he cashed it ! It makes me wonder...why can't I be lucky enough to have $5 million bucks fall into my lap.
And whats insane is this guy blew it all. I'm like....what the fuck ?!! If you have no clue on what investments and shit are...hire someone smart dumb ass. It would be like me throwing open the Wall Street Journal after getting millions and thinking "Time to play the markets , gonna invest in porkbellies today !"
That what makes it so sad. The guy had $5 million fall in his lap by some supreme accident and then blows it. Of course he got busted but hell....you had millions damn it. Maybe if you used some brains and hired some smart people ...you could have grew that money and gave it back.