We now return you to your regularly scheduled taser debate . . .

[Sally Sensational]

With the important question:

Just how many feet should rednecks be kept away from tasers? And should that distance change if video cameras are present?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cow_shocking;_ylt=Ahpj7mDcmOGnT1jIGDoUyRvtiBIF

[LewisH]

is already armed with a gun? The fact that he also has a taser is moot. The real question here is whether they should do a geneology test to see how closely someone's parents are related before they let them on a police force.

[Jack Zodiac]

I think we need to genetically engineer a race of supercops with a strict sense of the law to avoid things like this. That couldn't possibly go wrong... right?

[Dreadstar]

I shame-facedly admit that curiosity compels me to want to see the video.

[Jack Zodiac]

Well, it doesn't sound that bad. I mean, it's a cow. It probably only tickled a little. Of course, hillbilly code dictates that if you can inflict harm on an animal while videotaping it, you do so until something hilarious happens, so he probably wears the battery out tasing the thing...

[LewisH]

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.


Of course we would need to make some improvements:

http://bxqx.com/uploads/posts/thumbs/1169596149_1168638410_24.jpg

(catch more flies with honey and all that.)

[Dreadstar]

Well, it doesn't sound that bad. I mean, it's a cow. It probably only tickled a little. Of course, hillbilly code dictates that if you can inflict harm on an animal while videotaping it, you do so until something hilarious happens, so he probably wears the battery out tasing the thing...

You'd think he'd just put two and two together and think "cattle prod."

[Jack Zodiac]

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.


Of course we would need to make some improvements:

http://bxqx.com/uploads/posts/thumbs/1169596149_1168638410_24.jpg

(catch more flies with honey and all that.)

Does that thing have nipples? :confused:

You'd think he'd just put two and two together and think "cattle prod."

Right, but getting drunk and cattle prodding a cow for a few minutes on tape seems normal to the degenerated hillbilly mind. A taser makes the experience something else completely, because he thinks he's doing something different, when he's in fact just shocking a cow with a smaller cattle prod.

The icing on the cake would be him getting kicked repeatedly by the cow. That's entertainment, right there.

[Night Swordsman]

I always knew it,but this proves it.

That Sally,she is such a tase! :p

[Michael P]

I think rednecks should be allowed access to all the tasers and alcohol they want. Provided the cameras are kept rolling at all times, of course.

[BlairH]

With the important question:

Just how many feet should rednecks be kept away from tasers? And should that distance change if video cameras are present?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cow_shocking;_ylt=Ahpj7mDcmOGnT1jIGDoUyRvtiBIF

"Rednecks should be kept away from tasers" is the same, bigoted line of thinking that led to the the first American gun-control laws. "We can't have black people bearing arms".

[Jack Zodiac]

I disagree, Blair. Blacks are every bit as equal as any other race in the world, and it's their right to bear firearms in this country. Rednecks, though... they're dangerous, untrustworthy degenerates who should be bouldered away in caves to create their own filthy subterranean race we can fight after the Apocalypse.

[Doug W]

I think rednecks should be allowed access to all the tasers and alcohol they want. Provided the cameras are kept rolling at all times, of course.

Rednecks, though... they're dangerous, untrustworthy degenerates who should be bouldered away in caves to create their own filthy subterranean race we can fight after the Apocalypse.

If these ideas were combined we could make the best reality TV show ever.

[Chiasm]

Video of a bull getting tasered. Be aware that the taser used in this incident is a much more powerful one than cops carry as this taser is specifically designed for use with large animals.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T2vaSwXzaCc

[Sally Sensational]

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=19353066

They come in pink and purple!

I'm putting Bree at the top of MY taser party invite list!

[Rik Levins]

I think we need to genetically engineer a race of supercops with a strict sense of the law to avoid things like this. That couldn't possibly go wrong... right?

http://www.riverwalk.netfirms.com/IMAGES/DREDD.jpg

[Jack Zodiac]

Yeah-ha! That's what I was waitin' for.

I! AM! THE LAW!

[Shisho]

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=19353066

They come in pink and purple!

I'm putting Bree at the top of MY taser party invite list!

I want one that looks like a hand held book scanner. (One step closer to a RL Scanner of Agony baby. Awww yeah. :evilsmile )

[Sabrinaset]

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=19353066

They come in pink and purple!

I'm putting Bree at the top of MY taser party invite list!

I'm so there.

I think I'll get a HelloKitty decal put on mine and mail one to Jersey! I know someone there who'd like that for Christmas!