If I had a million dollars... [Archive] - Comic Book Resources Forums

saintsaucey

02-20-2008, 05:45 AM

I'd pay off my imediate familys debt. Then I'd buy my a boat that I could live on not a sale boat and not a full yacht like the one I offered to take sunshine out on. Then I'd buy an unused off shore oil rig to live on.

Solaris

02-20-2008, 05:46 AM

Well, I'd buy you a green dress...but not a real green dress, that's cruel!

A "fake" green dress then? Okay---have it made either out of candy wrappers, or emeralds: your choice.

:D

Alan Lynch

02-20-2008, 05:50 AM

I'd put it all on red. No, black. Bugger.

DaveRothe

02-20-2008, 05:50 AM

I'd buy Cold Cuts Distribution but Lance already beat me to it!:D

Erik Burnham

02-20-2008, 06:39 AM

...I'd be rich.

Dr Ray Palmer

02-20-2008, 06:41 AM

We wouldn't have to walk to the store. We'd take a limousine, cos it costs more!

Jack Zodiac

02-20-2008, 06:50 AM

I'd put it all on red. No, black. Bugger.

Always beat on black, yeah!

Gail Simone

02-20-2008, 07:01 AM

All them crazy elephant bones!

Gail

Alan Lynch

02-20-2008, 07:06 AM

Always beat on black, yeah!
Except tonight, when I'll be betting on Celtic. Optimistically.

Gambling: 2nd funnest way to lose all your money.

CutterMike

02-20-2008, 07:06 AM

...and why DON'T they make pre-wrapped bacon...?

DaveRothe

02-20-2008, 07:17 AM

cause there's a shortage of pre wrapped pigs?:)

Michael P

02-20-2008, 07:42 AM

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Stressfactor

02-20-2008, 08:02 AM

I'd buy you an exotic pet, like a Llama or an Emu

LewisH

02-20-2008, 08:11 AM

It's not having what you want
It's wanting what you've got

(but if I had a million dollars I'd have more free time and that's worth more than anything material. I might actually be there in another 10 years or so, though if I'm prudent. I'm about 1/4 of the way there now counting all assets.)

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

02-20-2008, 08:17 AM

They'd raise my taxes...

Bo Bo

02-20-2008, 08:17 AM

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.

GigaLeo

02-20-2008, 08:36 AM

With special dijon ketchups, mmmm!

TCJohnson

02-20-2008, 08:41 AM

I'd build a tree fort in our yard. You could help, it wouldn't be that hard. Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. You know, we could just go up there and hang out. Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.

Puma

02-20-2008, 08:55 AM

I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)

beetlebum

02-20-2008, 09:57 AM

Ben Morgan

02-20-2008, 09:59 AM

I'd buy Jack

Jack Zodiac

02-20-2008, 10:17 AM

Pay off mum's bills, invest it, buy lots of things, and give a fourth to Save Darfur. The last bit was inspired by conspiracy theorist nonsense, and this is my two fingered salute to them. Man, there are some really stupid people out there. :rolleyes:

Yeah, how about that crap, huh? I liked someone's response to it: "what happened to all those cool conspiracy theorists that believed aliens were helping the Chinese turn lead into microchips" or something. :p

I'd buy Jack

You couldn't afford me, motherfucker. :mad: I'd buy your mother, so you could call me "daddy."

beetlebum

02-20-2008, 10:20 AM

Yeah, how about that crap, huh? I liked someone's response to it: "what happened to all those cool conspiracy theorists that believed aliens were helping the Chinese turn lead into microchips" or something.

You couldn't afford me, motherfucker. :mad: I'd buy your mother, so you could call me "daddy."

And to that, person I say, thank you. :evilsmile:

As for your second point, even now I can AFFORD Jack! (Keep in mind I get it for free ;) )

Not to mention the fact that he pays me......

pimp pimp hooray! :D

Jack Zodiac

02-20-2008, 10:22 AM

Sorry, sweetheart, but I'm startin' my own racket! :p Why'd ya' think I'm buyin' Ben's mom? They're both gonna call me "daddy." ;)

beetlebum

02-20-2008, 10:27 AM

Keep in mind that you still call me "mommy". (Or else. :mad: (; )

I bet BOTH of your moms can bring in A LOT of money! :D

*runs*

Jack Zodiac

02-20-2008, 10:29 AM

My mom gave up whorin' for accounting. :p

And I thought you liked it when I called you "daddy," too. ;)

Cayman

02-20-2008, 10:33 AM

A few weeks ago, there was an item (http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/02/05/keira-knightleys-atonement-dress-to-be-auctioned-off-for-charity/) about the memorable green dress Keira Knightley wore in Atonement being auctioned with proceeds going to a children's charity. I couldn't help but think of this song when I read the article.

http://www.showbizspy.com/story/images/dresskeiraknightley.jpg

It looks like the auction (http://www.clothesoffourback.org/categories.php?cPath=1_116) is up to $7,500 dollars, leaving plenty of extra cash for dijon ketchups.

Ben Morgan

02-20-2008, 10:47 AM

You couldn't afford me, motherfucker. :mad:."Not for a million dollars? I'd make Chris grow his beard back

darkhanamaru

02-20-2008, 11:14 AM

I would use the million dollars as seed money for my new company for a million ain't shit nowadays.

Jack Zodiac

02-20-2008, 11:58 AM

Not for a million dollars? I'd make Chris grow his beard back

For a million dollars? He'd have to grow it back in, thicker, fuller, longer than before. That'd be worth it.

TomStillwell

02-20-2008, 11:58 AM

Well, I'd buy you a monkey
...haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Ben Morgan

02-20-2008, 11:59 AM

For a million dollars? He'd have to grow it back in, thicker, fuller, longer than before. That'd be worth it.
You want him to look like ZZ Top?

Jack Zodiac

02-20-2008, 12:00 PM

No, I want him to look like Crom! :mad:

cedardryad

02-20-2008, 12:02 PM

Pay off my debt, and then move to PA; and after that move to Japan. A million sounds like a lot, but in this day and age, I'm pretty sure it will go pretty quickly.

Dark Galaxy

02-20-2008, 12:11 PM

I'd but you some art... A Picasso or a Garfunkel

Ben Morgan

02-20-2008, 12:19 PM

No, I want him to look like Crom! :mad:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4967/cromds1.jpg

Dr Ray Palmer

02-20-2008, 01:59 PM

http://www.kraftcanada.com/NR/rdonlyres/D8B976F4-E3B2-4038-9E89-184F4CDD9E46/0/KDoriginal.jpg

We wouldn't have to ... BUT WE WOULD!

Stressfactor

02-20-2008, 02:02 PM

I'd buy you furniture for your house -- maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman.

TomStillwell

02-20-2008, 05:02 PM

Clearly about half the people posting in this thread are Barenaked Ladies fans.

Welcome to the Briar Street Theatre!!

Fer Crissakes!!!

Sarah Beach

02-20-2008, 05:48 PM

Clearly about half the people posting in this thread are Barenaked Ladies fans.

Welcome to the Briar Street Theatre!!

Fer Crissakes!!!

Well, why not!? ;)

What, you want us serious? Please. Remember where you are!

Alex L

02-20-2008, 07:28 PM

Chimichangas.

Seriously, though? Invest it.

A million dollars ain't much... but...

One million dollars, into a CD @ 3.2% per year (thank you, interest rate cuts! :mad: ) = $32,000 per year.

Not enough to live on, but think of it like making an extra $16/hour.

Incognita

02-20-2008, 07:38 PM

Except tonight, when I'll be betting on Celtic. Optimistically.

Gambling: 2nd funnest way to lose all your money.

What's the first?

Michael P

02-20-2008, 09:10 PM

What's the first?

Date a hot girl with expensive tastes.

The Zapper

02-20-2008, 09:46 PM

booze, pot, and floozies.

MacQuarrie

02-21-2008, 03:03 AM

They say you'll never love another 'til you love yourself, well, brother, I'm in love with everyone I see.

Alan Lynch

02-21-2008, 03:07 AM

What's the first?
Why that would be beer.

TomStillwell

02-21-2008, 05:23 AM

Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor trying on your camisole?

Cam63

02-21-2008, 05:43 AM

Why that would be beer.

A-beer to that !

TCJohnson

02-21-2008, 06:29 AM

You'd think you were looking at Aquaman as I summon fish to the dish. Although I like the chalet swiss, I like the sushi cause it never touched a frying pan.