What if... Ms. Locke was Professor X's spy and not Tessa?

[Nyssane]

We all know that Sage posed as Sebastian Shaw's secretary while really being a double agent working for Professor X... but what if Ms. Locke was the double agent instead? Would it really change that much? Aside from the fact that Ms. Locke is dead and isn't a mutant to begin with, I don't think it would change that much. Plus, it'd be nice to see a human working for Xavier rather than a mutant who can whip anything out of her ample bootie (http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/10197_4_004.jpg).

Or maybe, since Arcade was seen being chummy with her in the Claws mini-series, the White Rabbit is a secret double agent working for Xavier, also! She may not be a mutant, but who knows... her evil mutant bunnies and ploys to destroy the world might've been a way to fool the Marvel Universe into thinking the White Rabbit was an evil villain when really, she's Professor X's concubine. We all know he loves the redheads.

In conclusion, the White Rabbit should be the next Sage.

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/16000/15281/116095-white-rabbit_400.jpg

[ExodusCloak]

She's still stuck in the Savage Land isn't she? Wonder if she'll show up in PAD's X-Factor with Arcade.

[Nyssane]

She's still stuck in the Savage Land isn't she? Wonder if she'll show up in PAD's X-Factor with Arcade.

She was in She-Hulk last year, so apparently she made her way back from the Savage Land. I wonder where the goat is.

[darknessatnoon]

That's ... offensive.

Can Ms. Locke perform an audit? Who do you think does the X-Men's taxes? It's certainly not that faux CPA, Bobby Drake. Has Ms. Locke ever escaped from a harem? I am flabbergasted by this thread. I demand it be closed.

[Nyssane]

That's ... offensive.

Can Ms. Locke perform an audit? Who do you think does the X-Men's taxes? It's certainly not that faux CPA, Bobby Drake. Has Ms. Locke ever escaped from a harem? I am flabbergasted by this thread. I demand it be closed.

At least Ms. Locke has her dignity.

[darknessatnoon]

At least Ms. Locke has her dignity.

But does she have a robot brain? I think not.

[ExodusCloak]

She was in She-Hulk last year, so apparently she made her way back from the Savage Land. I wonder where the goat is.

The goat should totally make an appearance in PAD's X-Factor. :D

[Novaya Havoc]

Sage's stoic beauty has captivated my loins.

[Hi-Fi]

Wait. Didn't Ms. Locke get killed in Wolverine & Gambit: Victims? Where did she appear after that? And was it ever explained how she's alive?

[Nyssane]

Wait. Didn't Ms. Locke get killed in Wolverine & Gambit: Victims? Where did she appear after that? And was it ever explained how she's alive?

READ MY ORIGINAL POST, HI-FI, GAWD.

She's dead but what if, just WHAT IF, she was Professor X's spy long before she passed away?

[Hi-Fi]

READ MY ORIGINAL POST, HI-FI, GAWD.

She's dead but what if, just WHAT IF, she was Professor X's spy long before she passed away?
LOL. Sorry.

Ms. Locke >>>>> Sage forever and ever.

Remember when she SEDUCED Lockheed to escape??

[darknessatnoon]

READ MY ORIGINAL POST, HI-FI, GAWD.

She's dead but what if, just WHAT IF, she was Professor X's spy long before she passed away?


That's just ridiculous. It's like asking 'WHAT IF Gambit were a half-black elf from Atlantis?' Oh, wait...

[Pach!]

Ms. Locke secret illegitimate daughter should be Arcade's new assistant Lockette.

[Nyssane]

I wonder where Mr. Chambers is. They should revamp him as a hot, sexy, effeminate young man working for a now-bisexual Arcade.

[ExodusCloak]

Wait. Didn't Ms. Locke get killed in Wolverine & Gambit: Victims? Where did she appear after that? And was it ever explained how she's alive?

What she's dead...rats. Oh wait I mean Bunnies.. :(

[MarvelGirlBoy]

That's just ridiculous. It's like asking 'WHAT IF Gambit were a half-black elf from Atlantis?' Oh, wait...

Lollers!!!1!1

[Monty_Cristo]

What if Shortpack were Professor's X's spy and better than Sage and Ms.Locke? oh wait, he is. :D

[valechan]

Ms Locke??? Why would Charles want to "spy" on Arcade??? To find out if his red hair is real??? Or where he buys his Disco Stu boots?

[ZNOP]

White Rabbit?!? Missed that one. But, after doing some research she reminds me of "Harlequin" She has some really cute pics though.

http://www.comicvine.com/white-rabbit/15281/costumes/&c=397

In the last pic She looks an awful lot like Christina Applegate... No;)

[The Black Guardian]

Pretty much anything having to do with Arcade is useless.

And Sage is awesome.

Do the math.

[mugiwara]

Pretty much anything having to do with Arcade is useless.

And Sage is awesome.

Do the math.

Pretty much anything except Miss Locke.

She was to Arcade what Shego is to Dr Drakken.

[Jake V]

Pretty much anything having to do with Arcade is useless.

And Sage is awesome.

Do the math.

That sorta math is like dividing by zero. Doesn't compute.

[Nyssane]

White Rabbit?!? Missed that one. But, after doing some research she reminds me of "Harlequin" She has some really cute pics though.

http://www.comicvine.com/white-rabbit/15281/costumes/&c=397

In the last pic She looks an awful lot like Christina Applegate... No;)

White Rabbit is a cult classic... she's the Squirrel Girl of villainy.

You should read Marvel Team Up #131, Spectacular Spider-Man #256, and Claws #3. :D Those are classic White Rabbit stories.

[Hi-Fi]

Is White Rabbit really working for Arcade now? That would rock. She's so much fun!

[Nyssane]

Is White Rabbit really working for Arcade now? That would rock. She's so much fun!

She doesn't work for him, they're sorta equals. They're both evil masterminds who hooked up in the Claws series... but White Rabbit's already been seen after that series whereas Arcade has not. So they most likely split up after Arcade called her fat.

[Jack Flash]

Miss Locke rocked!

Miss Locke >>> Psylocke >>> Douglock

[The Sword Is Drawn]

Would it really have made much difference? I'm not so sure. I bet if she had been we'd be sitting here ranting that Ms. Locke was Claremont's annoying personality bereft deus ex machina, instead of Sage.

[Nyssane]

Ms. Locke has cuter hair, though.

[Alan2099]

Pretty much anything having to do with Arcade is useless.

And Sage is awesome.

Do the math.

No no no. You got that backwards.
Pretty much anything having to do with Arcade is awesome and Sage is useless.