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PatrickG
02-06-2008, 11:02 AM
http://andertoons.typepad.com/cartoon_blog/1296_4_066.jpg

Wow. Just... Wow.
lousith
02-06-2008, 11:15 AM
http://andertoons.typepad.com/cartoon_blog/1296_4_066.jpg

Wow. Just... Wow.

now ive never read a lois lane comic in my life so is there always crazy things like them legs?
Grazzt
02-06-2008, 11:20 AM
now ive never read a lois lane comic in my life so is there always crazy things like them legs?

Yes. (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/4.html) Always. (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/17.html) I (http://www.superdickery.com/other/1.html) could (http://www.superdickery.com/other/12.html) do (http://www.superdickery.com/other/29.html) this (http://www.superdickery.com/other/32.html) all (http://www.superdickery.com/other/56.html) day. (http://www.superdickery.com/other/57.html)
the4thpip
02-06-2008, 11:28 AM
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/704/400/704_4_201.jpg

I hear that Dan Didio wears that suit to the office every Tuesday, as Tuesday is monkey bread day.
NickThompson
02-06-2008, 11:29 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/ReaperFett/ajlgl7b.jpg
lousith
02-06-2008, 11:35 AM
Yes. (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/4.html) Always. (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/17.html) I (http://www.superdickery.com/other/1.html) could (http://www.superdickery.com/other/12.html) do (http://www.superdickery.com/other/29.html) this (http://www.superdickery.com/other/32.html) all (http://www.superdickery.com/other/56.html) day. (http://www.superdickery.com/other/57.html)

wow ive learnt 2 things

superman cant handle rejection

and

lois lane has had one hell of a life.
the4thpip
02-06-2008, 11:42 AM
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/704/400/704_4_079.jpg
the4thpip
02-06-2008, 11:43 AM
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/704/400/704_4_085.jpg
CutterMike
02-06-2008, 12:13 PM
...and here I was going to post Brave Combo's polka version of "Purple Haze" as an insane cover!

Boy, did I have THIS thread read wrong!
KevinTBrown
02-06-2008, 12:49 PM
http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/avengerscover.jpg

Marvel's not above printing a bad cover every once in awhile....
the4thpip
02-06-2008, 01:34 PM
http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/avengerscover.jpg

Marvel's not above printing a bad cover every once in awhile....

Pretty much all of Al Milgrom's Avengers covers were horrible, IMHO.
cedardryad
02-06-2008, 01:49 PM
http://andertoons.typepad.com/cartoon_blog/1296_4_066.jpg

Wow. Just... Wow.

Man and I thought I had it bad with all that daily shaving and all.:(
diana_fan
02-06-2008, 03:23 PM
My LCS had this one, and after week after week of seeing it, and laughing I just had to buy it. It's one whacky comic inside, too!

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/lois-lane/21-1.jpg
the4thpip
02-06-2008, 04:44 PM
I don't see what is so insane about that one. Allan Moore referenced that story in his "Whatever happened to the man of tomorrow?" classic.
stanleylieber
02-06-2008, 04:56 PM
http://chan.stanleylieber.com/c/src/1191878645791.jpg

http://chan.stanleylieber.com/c/src/1191878760604.jpg
Tyr
02-06-2008, 05:11 PM
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/704/400/704_4_079.jpg

Ask and ye shall recieve the Pipage, hey Pip you don't by anychance have the Marvel Star Wars cover where the rebels are being attacked by a vicious pack of rabbits do you?
Matt Doc Martin
02-06-2008, 06:47 PM
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9004/marvelteamup137006yk.jpg

I own this.
Crowley
02-06-2008, 06:47 PM
http://chan.stanleylieber.com/c/src/1191878645791.jpg
http://wbcomicshop.com/shop/images%2Fproducts%2Fshipmonthyr%2Fseptember2007%2F STK351456.jpg
Pink Bat Maxine
02-06-2008, 08:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/ReaperFett/ajlgl7b.jpg

How often HAS Superman taken over the earth over the years, anyway?
Sabrinaset
02-06-2008, 08:54 PM
Pretty much all of Al Milgrom's Avengers covers were horrible, IMHO.

He did have ONE good one ...

http://www.thecomicshop.com.au/covers/comics/a/avengers-230-marvel-good.jpg
CutterMike
02-06-2008, 10:02 PM
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9004/marvelteamup137006yk.jpg

I own this.

Hey! That story is a frickin' CLASSIC!
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
02-06-2008, 10:26 PM
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/82787055542.52.GIF
Sabrinaset
02-06-2008, 10:34 PM
http://www.geocities.com/utherworld/comixpix/jerrylewisbat.jpg

oh ... and why hasn't Gail introduced THIS into the Wonder Woman mythos! It'll be like printing money for DC! It can't miss!

http://www.geocities.com/utherworld/comixpix/jerrylewisww.jpg
Ben Morgan
02-06-2008, 10:38 PM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/Whatif34.jpg
a. non
02-06-2008, 10:50 PM
http://images.comicbookresources.com/litg/spiderham01.jpg
About time there was an Ultimate Spider-Ham

http://www.devildinosaur.com/marvel/covers/mtu74.jpg

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8986/volume03issue16ty1.jpg
Francine Peters: Warrior Princess
the4thpip
02-07-2008, 03:31 AM
Ask and ye shall recieve the Pipage, hey Pip you don't by anychance have the Marvel Star Wars cover where the rebels are being attacked by a vicious pack of rabbits do you?

Hmm.. no idea.

But the final issue had a couple of Hoojibs on the cover and was QUITE embarrassing to look at. Nice blouse, Lando!

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/2406/400/2406_4_107.jpg
Spiffy
02-07-2008, 05:06 AM
One of the best collections of INSANE covers I've seen is at SuperDickery.com--the site which "proves" that Superman can be a real Dick.

Here's a sampling (there are a LOT more):

The cast baby-fied seems like a theme.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_057.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_032.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_010.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_003.jpg

That first cover is particularly hilarious I think, between Lois' 'tude and Baby Superman's thought bubbled reaction.
Spiffy
02-07-2008, 05:08 AM
Some more:

The Baby Theme spreads to the Jimmy Olsen comic!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_018.jpg


Superman in weird alternate careers!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_062.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_088.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_038.jpg
Spiffy
02-07-2008, 05:09 AM
One last:



Not only does Jimmy marry Lois, but Superman serves as THE FLOWER GIRL!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_021.jpg
Spiffy
02-07-2008, 05:24 AM
EVEN MORE I FOUND AT SUPERDICKERY. These are more "pervy" than "weird".


Cher borrowed this image eventually for one of her videos!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/216_4_007.jpghttp://i31.tinypic.com/14x032d.jpg


It's just... the TITLE. Just read the TITLE:

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/gsmanthing5.jpg


I'll just use Superdickery's own comment on this one, because I couldn't do it better:

They say: " If someone were to Photoshop in some different dialog, this could be the most wrong cover ever."

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/post-4-1106180528.jpg
CutterMike
02-07-2008, 06:48 AM
One of the best collections of INSANE covers I've seen is at SuperDickery.com--the site which "proves" that Superman can be a real Dick.

Here's a sampling (there are a LOT more):

The cast baby-fied seems like a theme.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_057.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_032.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_010.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_003.jpg

That first cover is particularly hilarious I think, between Lois' 'tude and Baby Superman's thought bubbled reaction.

So... on all those "Super-Baby" stories...

Are we supposed to assume that Baby Supes is potty-trained, or can we guess that, when he returns to normal, Lois is occasionally going to drop veiled jabs at how cute his little bitty Super-Junk was?
Agent Helix
02-07-2008, 07:19 AM
So this thread is pretty much "Image Leech from Superdickery.com", am I right?
JKCarrier
02-07-2008, 09:22 AM
And people wonder why I'm nostalgic for the Silver Age. :D
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
02-07-2008, 10:13 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/scottandkat/CBR/WeirdMysteryTakes24.jpg
Spiffy
02-07-2008, 11:14 AM
So this thread is pretty much "Image Leech from Superdickery.com", am I right?
At least I admitted to it. And posted stuff in convenient themes!

Super Babies rock!

At some point I just KNOW there had to be Bat Baby too.
Corrina
02-07-2008, 12:44 PM
On the World's Finest Cover...

That's not Superman, that's someone pretending to be his formerly sickly half-brother, Kon-El. (I think it was Kon-El.) The setup is that the 'new' Kryptonian claimed to be Superman's brother but Superman kept him the equivalent of chained in a basement (stuck in an asteroid, I think.) Once the newcomer told the story, Kon became the big hero and then Superman became the disgrace.

And then Kon started taking over.

Batman, of course, solves the mystery, which seems to depend on knowing that Kon-El criminal partner loves the color 'mauve.'

And Kon-El is a fake, too, I think.

Crack-tastically good stuff. I used to own it.
JKCarrier
02-07-2008, 01:09 PM
At some point I just KNOW there had to be Bat Baby too.

Indeed:
http://www.comics.org/coverview.lasso?id=16904&zoom=4
TCJohnson
02-07-2008, 01:18 PM
I missed the old Assistant Editor months. Those were fun.
Charles RB
02-07-2008, 01:28 PM
http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/2000ad/hires/5.jpg

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/2000ad/hires/6.jpg

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/2000ad/hires/173.jpg

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/megazine/hires/253.jpg
Charles RB
02-07-2008, 01:30 PM
And not forgetting

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/megazine/hires/213.jpg
Grazzt
02-07-2008, 05:41 PM
Oh, here's a treat for insane covers:

Dollman Monday. (http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=4)
The Confessor
02-07-2008, 06:43 PM
Ask and ye shall recieve the Pipage, hey Pip you don't by anychance have the Marvel Star Wars cover where the rebels are being attacked by a vicious pack of rabbits do you?

I do! Or at least I think I do. Is this the one you mean...


http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8122/mvsw105vd2.jpg



They're Hoojibs (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hoojib) of course, not rabbits (I don't know, bloody heathens!) :rolleyes: ;)

Of course, Han & Chewbacca once fought along side a 6-foot tall green alien rabbit called Jaxxon (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jaxxon). That's him in the bottom right corner of this cover...

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9632/mvsw009zj0.jpg
CutterMike
02-07-2008, 09:52 PM
Oh, here's a treat for insane covers:

Dollman Monday. (http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=4)

Okay... so... off topic, an' all...

But Dollman Monday. (http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=4) led me to Wacky Wonder Woman Wednesday (http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=3)(some of which is NSFW), which led me to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ_zModF-RI&eurl=http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=3)...

...which led me to giggle insanely.
Charles RB
02-08-2008, 02:46 AM
Of course, Han & Chewbacca once fought along side a 6-foot tall green alien rabbit called Jaxxon (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jaxxon).

I SO hope that's Star Wars canon. :)