Post your insane cover finds...

[PatrickG]

http://andertoons.typepad.com/cartoon_blog/1296_4_066.jpg

Wow. Just... Wow.

[lousith]

http://andertoons.typepad.com/cartoon_blog/1296_4_066.jpg

Wow. Just... Wow.

now ive never read a lois lane comic in my life so is there always crazy things like them legs?

[Grazzt]

now ive never read a lois lane comic in my life so is there always crazy things like them legs?

Yes. (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/4.html) Always. (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/17.html) I (http://www.superdickery.com/other/1.html) could (http://www.superdickery.com/other/12.html) do (http://www.superdickery.com/other/29.html) this (http://www.superdickery.com/other/32.html) all (http://www.superdickery.com/other/56.html) day. (http://www.superdickery.com/other/57.html)

[the4thpip]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/704/400/704_4_201.jpg

I hear that Dan Didio wears that suit to the office every Tuesday, as Tuesday is monkey bread day.

[NickThompson]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/ReaperFett/ajlgl7b.jpg

[lousith]

Yes. (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/4.html) Always. (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/17.html) I (http://www.superdickery.com/other/1.html) could (http://www.superdickery.com/other/12.html) do (http://www.superdickery.com/other/29.html) this (http://www.superdickery.com/other/32.html) all (http://www.superdickery.com/other/56.html) day. (http://www.superdickery.com/other/57.html)

wow ive learnt 2 things

superman cant handle rejection

and

lois lane has had one hell of a life.

[the4thpip]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/704/400/704_4_079.jpg

[the4thpip]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/704/400/704_4_085.jpg

[CutterMike]

...and here I was going to post Brave Combo's polka version of "Purple Haze" as an insane cover!

Boy, did I have THIS thread read wrong!

[KevinTBrown]

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/avengerscover.jpg

Marvel's not above printing a bad cover every once in awhile....

[the4thpip]

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/avengerscover.jpg

Marvel's not above printing a bad cover every once in awhile....

Pretty much all of Al Milgrom's Avengers covers were horrible, IMHO.

[cedardryad]

http://andertoons.typepad.com/cartoon_blog/1296_4_066.jpg

Wow. Just... Wow.

Man and I thought I had it bad with all that daily shaving and all.:(

[AaronJ]

My LCS had this one, and after week after week of seeing it, and laughing I just had to buy it. It's one whacky comic inside, too!

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/lois-lane/21-1.jpg

[the4thpip]

I don't see what is so insane about that one. Allan Moore referenced that story in his "Whatever happened to the man of tomorrow?" classic.

[stanleylieber]

http://chan.stanleylieber.com/c/src/1191878645791.jpg

http://chan.stanleylieber.com/c/src/1191878760604.jpg

[Tyr]

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/704/400/704_4_079.jpg

Ask and ye shall recieve the Pipage, hey Pip you don't by anychance have the Marvel Star Wars cover where the rebels are being attacked by a vicious pack of rabbits do you?

[Matt Doc Martin]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9004/marvelteamup137006yk.jpg

I own this.

[Crowley]

http://chan.stanleylieber.com/c/src/1191878645791.jpg
http://wbcomicshop.com/shop/images%2Fproducts%2Fshipmonthyr%2Fseptember2007%2F STK351456.jpg

[Pink Bat Maxine]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/ReaperFett/ajlgl7b.jpg

How often HAS Superman taken over the earth over the years, anyway?

[Sabrinaset]

Pretty much all of Al Milgrom's Avengers covers were horrible, IMHO.

He did have ONE good one ...

http://www.thecomicshop.com.au/covers/comics/a/avengers-230-marvel-good.jpg

[CutterMike]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9004/marvelteamup137006yk.jpg

I own this.

Hey! That story is a frickin' CLASSIC!

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/82787055542.52.GIF

[Sabrinaset]

http://www.geocities.com/utherworld/comixpix/jerrylewisbat.jpg

oh ... and why hasn't Gail introduced THIS into the Wonder Woman mythos! It'll be like printing money for DC! It can't miss!

http://www.geocities.com/utherworld/comixpix/jerrylewisww.jpg

[Ben Morgan]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/Whatif34.jpg

[a. non]

http://images.comicbookresources.com/litg/spiderham01.jpg
About time there was an Ultimate Spider-Ham

http://www.devildinosaur.com/marvel/covers/mtu74.jpg

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8986/volume03issue16ty1.jpg
Francine Peters: Warrior Princess

[the4thpip]

Ask and ye shall recieve the Pipage, hey Pip you don't by anychance have the Marvel Star Wars cover where the rebels are being attacked by a vicious pack of rabbits do you?

Hmm.. no idea.

But the final issue had a couple of Hoojibs on the cover and was QUITE embarrassing to look at. Nice blouse, Lando!

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/2406/400/2406_4_107.jpg

[Spiffy]

One of the best collections of INSANE covers I've seen is at SuperDickery.com--the site which "proves" that Superman can be a real Dick.

Here's a sampling (there are a LOT more):

The cast baby-fied seems like a theme.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_057.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_032.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_010.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_003.jpg

That first cover is particularly hilarious I think, between Lois' 'tude and Baby Superman's thought bubbled reaction.

[Spiffy]

Some more:

The Baby Theme spreads to the Jimmy Olsen comic!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_018.jpg


Superman in weird alternate careers!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_062.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_088.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_038.jpg

[Spiffy]

One last:



Not only does Jimmy marry Lois, but Superman serves as THE FLOWER GIRL!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_021.jpg

[Spiffy]

EVEN MORE I FOUND AT SUPERDICKERY. These are more "pervy" than "weird".


Cher borrowed this image eventually for one of her videos!

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/216_4_007.jpghttp://i31.tinypic.com/14x032d.jpg


It's just... the TITLE. Just read the TITLE:

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/gsmanthing5.jpg


I'll just use Superdickery's own comment on this one, because I couldn't do it better:

They say: " If someone were to Photoshop in some different dialog, this could be the most wrong cover ever."

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/post-4-1106180528.jpg

[CutterMike]

One of the best collections of INSANE covers I've seen is at SuperDickery.com--the site which "proves" that Superman can be a real Dick.

Here's a sampling (there are a LOT more):

The cast baby-fied seems like a theme.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_057.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_032.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_010.jpghttp://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1296_4_003.jpg

That first cover is particularly hilarious I think, between Lois' 'tude and Baby Superman's thought bubbled reaction.

So... on all those "Super-Baby" stories...

Are we supposed to assume that Baby Supes is potty-trained, or can we guess that, when he returns to normal, Lois is occasionally going to drop veiled jabs at how cute his little bitty Super-Junk was?

[Agent Helix]

So this thread is pretty much "Image Leech from Superdickery.com", am I right?

[JKCarrier]

And people wonder why I'm nostalgic for the Silver Age. :D

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/scottandkat/CBR/WeirdMysteryTakes24.jpg

[Spiffy]

So this thread is pretty much "Image Leech from Superdickery.com", am I right?
At least I admitted to it. And posted stuff in convenient themes!

Super Babies rock!

At some point I just KNOW there had to be Bat Baby too.

[Corrina]

On the World's Finest Cover...

That's not Superman, that's someone pretending to be his formerly sickly half-brother, Kon-El. (I think it was Kon-El.) The setup is that the 'new' Kryptonian claimed to be Superman's brother but Superman kept him the equivalent of chained in a basement (stuck in an asteroid, I think.) Once the newcomer told the story, Kon became the big hero and then Superman became the disgrace.

And then Kon started taking over.

Batman, of course, solves the mystery, which seems to depend on knowing that Kon-El criminal partner loves the color 'mauve.'

And Kon-El is a fake, too, I think.

Crack-tastically good stuff. I used to own it.

[JKCarrier]

At some point I just KNOW there had to be Bat Baby too.

Indeed:
http://www.comics.org/coverview.lasso?id=16904&zoom=4

[TCJohnson]

I missed the old Assistant Editor months. Those were fun.

[Charles RB]

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/2000ad/hires/5.jpg

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/2000ad/hires/6.jpg

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/2000ad/hires/173.jpg

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/megazine/hires/253.jpg

[Charles RB]

And not forgetting

http://www.2000adonline.com/covers/megazine/hires/213.jpg

[Grazzt]

Oh, here's a treat for insane covers:

Dollman Monday. (http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=4)

[The Confessor]

Ask and ye shall recieve the Pipage, hey Pip you don't by anychance have the Marvel Star Wars cover where the rebels are being attacked by a vicious pack of rabbits do you?

I do! Or at least I think I do. Is this the one you mean...


http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8122/mvsw105vd2.jpg



They're Hoojibs (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hoojib) of course, not rabbits (I don't know, bloody heathens!) :rolleyes: ;)

Of course, Han & Chewbacca once fought along side a 6-foot tall green alien rabbit called Jaxxon (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jaxxon). That's him in the bottom right corner of this cover...

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9632/mvsw009zj0.jpg

[CutterMike]

Oh, here's a treat for insane covers:

Dollman Monday. (http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=4)

Okay... so... off topic, an' all...

But Dollman Monday. (http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=4) led me to Wacky Wonder Woman Wednesday (http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=3)(some of which is NSFW), which led me to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ_zModF-RI&eurl=http://arflovers.com/Blog/?cat=3)...

...which led me to giggle insanely.

[Charles RB]

Of course, Han & Chewbacca once fought along side a 6-foot tall green alien rabbit called Jaxxon (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jaxxon).

I SO hope that's Star Wars canon. :)