Kids say the Darndest things!

[cedardryad]

I taught Cassie to tell me when she has pooped in her diaper so I can change her. So today she walks up to me and says:

"Mommy, I've been pooped."

Man that was the highlight of my day.

[Hybrid2]

My nieces use to reverse some syllables,when saying,I cant do it.

In french Pas capable and said Pas pacable.

[TCJohnson]

Me and my ex-girlfriend (whom I am still good friends with) were baby sitting my niece and nephew.

My nephew was at the naming stage, where he liked to identify things but couldn't do sentances yet. He also cannot do Rs

So when I brought out the baby eating utensils, he shouted "Fo'k! Fo'k!"

My ex was very offended that he was saying what she thought he was saying.

[Dark Galaxy]

The other night I wasn't very hungry, and I said jokingly, "I think I'll just have some peanuts for dinner."

Without missing a beat, my 4 year old daughter chimes in, "You're having Penis for dinner?"

[Cream Filled Taco]

Without missing a beat, my 4 year old daughter chimes in, "You're having Penis for dinner?"

I approve this message!

[Mysterio]

We taught our 2-year old son to say "Too bad, so sad!" The little comedian has such perfect timing and always says it at the most appropriate times, much to the chagrin of his older sister.

It's cute now, but I'm sure we'll be paying for it in a couple of years.

[Cream Filled Taco]

I taught my daughter (same one from above with the penis comment) to say this a year or so ago:

http://thor.ws/cbr/apocalypsesmall.mov

[Solaris]

We taught our 2-year old son to say "Too bad, so sad!" The little comedian has such perfect timing and always says it at the most appropriate times, much to the chagrin of his older sister.

It's cute now, but I'm sure we'll be paying for it in a couple of years.

Yes; yes, you will.

Finn has picked up some older kid lingo from school (fortunately, nothing bad yet). I cracked up the first time he was playing his video game and I heard him saying incredulously, "WHAT THE HECK?!?" And, he's begun saying "Oh, Fudge!"---which I heartily encourage, because twice since then he's heard someone say "Oh, Fuck!" and turned to me and said "Mom, what did he say?" and I got the out, saying "Oh, Fudge." *whew*

When he was younger, he used to tell me a long elaborate series of events he wanted us to do, followed by "an' das is a good idea." :D

He also likes to negotiate and make deals with us. Just tonight I heard "Tell you what, Mommy: I will make you a deal...."

[CutterMike]

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He also likes to negotiate and make deals with us. Just tonight I heard "Tell you what, Mommy: I will make you a deal...."

It's when he starts making you an offer you can't refuse that you have to worry.

[singoalla]

He also likes to negotiate and make deals with us. Just tonight I heard "Tell you what, Mommy: I will make you a deal...."


My brother used to say "Say, sis, You and me, we're gonna make us a deal", like some mini-capone like gangster. :D

[cedardryad]

Cassie loves saying "Gimme money!" Another one of my favorites is how she says spoon. For some odd reason see can't say the "S" so it comes out:

"Gimme 'poon. I want 'poon." I love it so much, her dad on the other hand isn't so thrilled with it.

[scout1279]

It's when he starts making you an offer you can't refuse that you have to worry.
My nephew is going to be 6 this month, but my brother has had him quoting The Godfather since he was 2 or 3. Having a toddler come up to you and say "Fuhgedaboudit" or "Leave the car. Take the cannolli" is as hilarious as it is kinda creepy.

He also used to have a habit of picking up a stack of papers or whatever and going through them saying "CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!" like J. Jonah Jameson in sthe Spider-Man movie.

Cassie loves saying "Gimme money!"
If my mother can be believed (and she usually can) my first sentence was "I want that!" which isn't nearly as greedy as my sister's "Buy me that!"

[TomStillwell]

I taught my daughter to say "You're talking out of your butt!" and when to use it properly.

Now routinely I'll be talking and she'll say

"Dad, you're talkin' outta your butt."

It's a show stopper for those not familiar with our home antics. Especially when she used it on grandma...

[Cam63]

My sister had a nativity model displayed at Christmas and when I remarked, " That's a nice Nativity, Pink ", Isobelle leaned over and whispered, " It's a boy. "