Code monkey get up, get coffee...

[The Ray]

...code monkey go to job.

[CutterMike]

hu-u-u-u-u-r-r-r-g-g-h-h-h-....!

Waiting for coffee to finish, right now...

First Tuesday of the month... full department staff meeting @ 9:30 AM... gpddam crack of dawn, as far as I'm concerned...

...Yes, they allow flex-time; and, yes, I take obscene advantage of that fact...!

...except for the first goddam Tuesday of the month...

(...is the coffee ready...?)

(Wanders off...)

[Matt Doc Martin]

Code monkey have boring meeting

[The Ray]

With boring manager Rob.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Rob say code monkey very diligent, but his output stink

[Sally Sensational]

Sally say having unpaid code monkey for girlfriend creates necessity for non-code monkey Sally to find hobby.

[The Ray]

Code monkey's code is not functional or elegant. What does Code monkey think?

[Erik Burnham]

Code monkey think maybe manager oughta write goddamn login page himself.

Code monkey not say it out loud.

Code monkey not stupid. Just proud.

[The Ray]

Code monkey like fritos. Code monkey like tab and mountain dew. Code monkey very simple man, with big warm fuzzy secret heart. Code monkey like you.

[Karen El]

Code Monkey hang around at front desk

Tell you sweater look nice.

[The Ray]

Code monkey offer to buy you soda. Get you cup. Get you ice.

[Matt Doc Martin]

You say no thank you for the soda.

[The Ray]

because soda make you fat. Anyway, you busy with the telephone. No time for chat.

[Solaris]

This home monkey wake up with neckhurt and headache. Urg. Wake school monkey and code monkey. Put school monkey on big yellow driving banana, wake code monkey again (that code monkey hard to wake up). Code monkey get up, kiss home monkey, pet dog monkey, get ready go see other code monkeys.

Home monkey wave bye, take pill, go back to bed.

[The Xenos]

Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work

[Matt Doc Martin]

Code Monkey not thinking so straight

[The Ray]

Code monkey not feeling so great.

[OzBat!]

code monkey smash! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHriOd8wPTI)

[Sally Sensational]

Code Monkey not thinking so straight

Code monkey not feeling so great.

code monkey smash! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHriOd8wPTI)

Code monkey clearly needs nap.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Code monkey like fritos

[WhiteRose]

Code monkey get stuck with late shift :( Other monkeys gone home. Boss monkey listening to 90s cowboy-dance rock VERY LOUDLY.

[Sally Sensational]

Code monkey spend hours and hours on code. Send link to product to Code Monkey's non-code monkey girlfriend. Girlfriend open link to see five words on white screen. Code monkey not understand why non-code monkey girlfriend not ecstatic about results of hours and hours of coding.

[The Ray]

Code monkey like fritos

Code monkey like tab and mountain dew.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Code monkey very simple man

[The Ray]

with warm fuzzy secret heart. Code monkey like you

[Matt Doc Martin]

Code Monkey like you a lot

[The Ray]

Code monkey have every reason to get out this place.

[The Ray]

Only reason that code monkey stay is to see your soft pretty face.