SUPERECWFAN1
02-04-2008, 08:10 AM
So ...how was the big game this year for ya ? Did you watch the Patriots stomp their way to 19-0 ? Where Tom Brady threw for 400+ yards and had Randy Moss lighting up the scoreboard ? Hell you missed a lot...what they lost ? Ohhh damn. Best call my bookie and see what the damages are.
Onto the EXTREME TAKE .....
Wishing a Good Luck
Usually when someone calls the hot QB and wishes them luck it backfires. Its said George W Bush wished Tony Romo luck weeks ago and you see where Romo was . Watching from the couch where he and Jessica Simpson have hot , Dukes of Hazzard sex. I'm sure the millions and Jessica help him ease the loss of not getting to the "big game".
This week we saw this play out with Mitt Romney and Tom Brady. Its already making the news rounds Romney calls and wishes Tom Brady good luck and win one for us Mormons ! Brady not knowing that Romney had gave him the kiss of fucking doom was all "awe shucks Mr. Romney".
Its already said Romney has flip flopped. Claiming he doesn't even know who Tom Brady is ! Let alone wish him luck. Then Romney posed with Eli Manning and donned a NY Giants hat. Claiming he's always been a Giants fan and that him and all his Mormon pals were always Giant fans.
In Massachusetts a reporter brought up that Romney did know who Tom Brady was while Mitt was in a Lowes. Romney called him a liar and the Lowes owner kicked the reporter out. Due to the fact that Romney is so honest he can reverse time !
More sillyness
So out comes Rudy Giliani who is backing John McCain. Dedicating all his energy so McCain makes him Vice President as his running mate. Of course McCain isn't sold and after Romney wished Tom Brady luck by phone , Rudy called the press and claimed he was wishing Peyton Manning congratulations on winning the SuperBowl.
When told that it was not Peyton , Rudy was shocked. Of course odds are while on the campaign trail his support team pawned their labtops and Rudy had no clue what was going on. Anyhow he then claimed that since the NY Giants won ...then it eases the pain of 911. McCain then asked Rudy to stop helping him.....
Hillary Clinton flaunted the win for the Giants by claiming that since her husband is now black and works in Harlem he understands the Giants win more than anything. That she ala the Giants can make a comeback and win this damn thing tomorrow.
Barack Obama when hearing this shook his head "Did she really say that ? And people wonder why I'm not worried as much anymore."
;)
The Effect of the Hot Babe
Usually when a player brings his hot babe of a girlfriend that usually spells doom. Its quick and epic FAIL . Back in 2005 its said Chicago Bears LB Brian Urlacher brought Paris Hilton to a game and they lost after being on a roll. Back a few weeks ago Tony Romo brought Jessica Simpson to a game and ...they too lost. The last night , hoping to show that he's above a Curse of a Hot Babe ...Tom Brady brought Gisele Bundchen to the biggest game of the year. And like those listed above...he EPIC FAILED.
It was just sad. I was bragging Brady's ability to keep the hot ass at home , win the big one and then celebrate weeks ago. And whats he do... he goes and does what Romo and Urlacher do. Why did he tempt the football gods ?
Maybe because Brady felt he was on another level after the regular season where he went 18-0 and looked like the greatest QB in NFL History. That he was above a God in the NFL. That he was in fact ... a CELESTIAL ENTITY . That his mere being was THE FORCE. Like in Star Trek... when Yoda summons the force...he's summoning THE BRADY.
Well that Darth Lord of the Sith was in fact Eli Manning and he destroyed the Jedi Knight of Tom Brady . Next year its said Brady is likely gonna leave whatever hot piece of ass he has at home and concentrate on going all Return of the Jedi on the game !
Cheating ?
The NFL meanwhile has heard more reports that New England may have used nefarius means to win against the Rams in a SuperBowl a few years back. Seems the Patriots may have taped down the team and what signals they'd run and knew the offense very well since ...the Rams never ran those plays in the regular season ! DAMN.
The league and Roger Goodell is looking into Spygate II as the press is calling it. ESPN has ran the story , Goodell is feeling the heat as Arlen Spector is wondering why the league destroyed evidence of cheating by the Patriots.
Bill Belichick is FUCKED. If he retires now , he looks guilty by even doing it. Because you knew the gameplan was win this last one and walk. But he didn't...he could use winning the 4th SuperBowl and wanting to take time off as an excuse. But now he's in hot shit.
Of course the rumored pentalies if this is true is Belichick gets a year suspension. More draft picks will likely be stripped too when you think of it. Sadly the Rams can't ever get the win back after Spygate II if it is proven.
I heard Belichick was pissed after last nights game. The guy he has watching signals talking into Tom Brady's earpiece missed a lot of the signals and it cost them. I heard Belichick is firing him today after the loss !
He's also firing the 3rd base judge he pays off to make all those great calls. Like pass interferance or roughing the passer. So the team can win. As well as the annoucing team of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman who didn't kiss him or Tom Brady's ass enough last night !
All will be fired likely by New England for this crime against them.
Later guys and happy SuperBowl...
Onto the EXTREME TAKE .....
Wishing a Good Luck
Usually when someone calls the hot QB and wishes them luck it backfires. Its said George W Bush wished Tony Romo luck weeks ago and you see where Romo was . Watching from the couch where he and Jessica Simpson have hot , Dukes of Hazzard sex. I'm sure the millions and Jessica help him ease the loss of not getting to the "big game".
This week we saw this play out with Mitt Romney and Tom Brady. Its already making the news rounds Romney calls and wishes Tom Brady good luck and win one for us Mormons ! Brady not knowing that Romney had gave him the kiss of fucking doom was all "awe shucks Mr. Romney".
Its already said Romney has flip flopped. Claiming he doesn't even know who Tom Brady is ! Let alone wish him luck. Then Romney posed with Eli Manning and donned a NY Giants hat. Claiming he's always been a Giants fan and that him and all his Mormon pals were always Giant fans.
In Massachusetts a reporter brought up that Romney did know who Tom Brady was while Mitt was in a Lowes. Romney called him a liar and the Lowes owner kicked the reporter out. Due to the fact that Romney is so honest he can reverse time !
More sillyness
So out comes Rudy Giliani who is backing John McCain. Dedicating all his energy so McCain makes him Vice President as his running mate. Of course McCain isn't sold and after Romney wished Tom Brady luck by phone , Rudy called the press and claimed he was wishing Peyton Manning congratulations on winning the SuperBowl.
When told that it was not Peyton , Rudy was shocked. Of course odds are while on the campaign trail his support team pawned their labtops and Rudy had no clue what was going on. Anyhow he then claimed that since the NY Giants won ...then it eases the pain of 911. McCain then asked Rudy to stop helping him.....
Hillary Clinton flaunted the win for the Giants by claiming that since her husband is now black and works in Harlem he understands the Giants win more than anything. That she ala the Giants can make a comeback and win this damn thing tomorrow.
Barack Obama when hearing this shook his head "Did she really say that ? And people wonder why I'm not worried as much anymore."
;)
The Effect of the Hot Babe
Usually when a player brings his hot babe of a girlfriend that usually spells doom. Its quick and epic FAIL . Back in 2005 its said Chicago Bears LB Brian Urlacher brought Paris Hilton to a game and they lost after being on a roll. Back a few weeks ago Tony Romo brought Jessica Simpson to a game and ...they too lost. The last night , hoping to show that he's above a Curse of a Hot Babe ...Tom Brady brought Gisele Bundchen to the biggest game of the year. And like those listed above...he EPIC FAILED.
It was just sad. I was bragging Brady's ability to keep the hot ass at home , win the big one and then celebrate weeks ago. And whats he do... he goes and does what Romo and Urlacher do. Why did he tempt the football gods ?
Maybe because Brady felt he was on another level after the regular season where he went 18-0 and looked like the greatest QB in NFL History. That he was above a God in the NFL. That he was in fact ... a CELESTIAL ENTITY . That his mere being was THE FORCE. Like in Star Trek... when Yoda summons the force...he's summoning THE BRADY.
Well that Darth Lord of the Sith was in fact Eli Manning and he destroyed the Jedi Knight of Tom Brady . Next year its said Brady is likely gonna leave whatever hot piece of ass he has at home and concentrate on going all Return of the Jedi on the game !
Cheating ?
The NFL meanwhile has heard more reports that New England may have used nefarius means to win against the Rams in a SuperBowl a few years back. Seems the Patriots may have taped down the team and what signals they'd run and knew the offense very well since ...the Rams never ran those plays in the regular season ! DAMN.
The league and Roger Goodell is looking into Spygate II as the press is calling it. ESPN has ran the story , Goodell is feeling the heat as Arlen Spector is wondering why the league destroyed evidence of cheating by the Patriots.
Bill Belichick is FUCKED. If he retires now , he looks guilty by even doing it. Because you knew the gameplan was win this last one and walk. But he didn't...he could use winning the 4th SuperBowl and wanting to take time off as an excuse. But now he's in hot shit.
Of course the rumored pentalies if this is true is Belichick gets a year suspension. More draft picks will likely be stripped too when you think of it. Sadly the Rams can't ever get the win back after Spygate II if it is proven.
I heard Belichick was pissed after last nights game. The guy he has watching signals talking into Tom Brady's earpiece missed a lot of the signals and it cost them. I heard Belichick is firing him today after the loss !
He's also firing the 3rd base judge he pays off to make all those great calls. Like pass interferance or roughing the passer. So the team can win. As well as the annoucing team of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman who didn't kiss him or Tom Brady's ass enough last night !
All will be fired likely by New England for this crime against them.
Later guys and happy SuperBowl...