You vs. Batman...

[DABishop]

...at the thing you're best at. That's right, you get to face off against Bats at whatever you want. Pie-eating contest? Done. Tiddlywinks? Sure. Halo? Why the hell not? The only catch is that neither of you get any prep time. What do you choose?

[dreyga2000]

I choose a Smiling Contest.... Game. Set. Match. Dreyga -1 BAtman - 0

[Froggy]

catch and run

[KJ Stewart]

Losing....

[Arachnid]

Re4 or Spiderman 2. Either way, I freagin' win.:D

[Alex Smith]

The video game Jedi Academy is probably what I'd pick. I'd clearly wreck him.

[Deskad]

Using logic when dealing with recurring threats.

I win no contest.

[Iron_twister]

Fighting games are my thing, might wreck Batman here pretty well.

[Vakanai]

The one thing I know I can't be beat at. Killing time.

[Powerboy]

...at the thing you're best at. That's right, you get to face off against Bats at whatever you want. Pie-eating contest? Done. Tiddlywinks? Sure. Halo? Why the hell not? The only catch is that neither of you get any prep time. What do you choose?

I choose reading Batman comics. Its clear he never does that because even he has to work his way through the clues in the story.

[Gorthaur]

I choose a contest in "not being an emotionally unsupportive dick to the few people who actually still desire your company."




I might still lose, though.

[Kill cujo]

I beat him at Timesplitters.
Playing as a monkey.

[Sharpandpointies]

Edit - Wait, it's what I'm best at... arrgh. I'd need to think about that.

[hamboy]

I'm good at school work.
Exactly the type of stuff the Batman exells at.
Damn.

[JCAll]

I could totally beat Batman at internet porn :p
...
Wait, that doesn't sound right at all.

[KJ Stewart]

D'oh! It's what I'm best at?! And I said "losing". Hmmm, silly me. I just went for something I knew I could beat him at, because he'd beat me at most things.

What I'm best at, ey?

Well... I can't see him being too good at keeping a football up (soccer). As in "kickups". I can do it for hours without it touching the ground, obviously only using feet, knees, head etc - not picking it up.

Beat that, Bruce!

[Magneto_X]

Re4 or Spiderman 2. Either way, I freagin' win.:D

You'll have to make sure Bats doesn't get any warning before playing video-games.

He'll find all the cheat codes in five minutes. lol

[Tequilamokinbrd]

No way Bruce beats me in Tekken, no freakin way.

[Marshall Grover]

I complain him to death, or come up with more creative swear words.

[KamenRaida]

How comfortable is Batman about writing Yaoi between himself and Superman?

....

Yup, I thought so.

[Gorthaur]

How comfortable is Batman about writing Yaoi between himself and Superman?

....

Yup, I thought so.He's probably not only written some, but had it computer-simulated, produced the dvds, and stashed them away in several places, ready to be sent to Lois Lane.

It's one of his contingencies against Superman.

[Lord of Denial]

I could whoop Batman's ass at changing a shitty diaper!

[Chou Blaster]

I could totally beat Batman at internet porn :p
...
Wait, that doesn't sound right at all.



* The Internet is for porn song palying in head. *

[Marshall Grover]

He's probably not only written some, but had it computer-simulated, produced the dvds, and stashed them away in several places, ready to be sent to Lois Lane.

It's one of his contingencies against Superman.

No, he did the yaoi of LEX and Superman, not himself...

[Nik Hasta]

Running a Beaver troop of psychopathic five - seven year olds.

He gets murderised.

[Gorthaur]

No, he did the yaoi of LEX and Superman, not himself...
I stand corrected!

[KamenRaida]

Hmph, I do not believe that Batman could possibly be superior in Yaoi!

I shall only believe when I see it!

In fact, I shall now make it my purpose to find the Yaoi which Batman has supposedly written....... for professional interest of course >.>

[sun tzu]

I'm decent with science...
...but he'll beat me at that.
Hm. I've received a lot of compliments on my writing and gamemastering skills...Maybe something in that direction.

[T51R]

Writing fanfiction. :evilsmile

[Magneto_X]

Writing fanfiction. :evilsmile

You want to really hurts Bats?

Get into a competition where you and him have to read all of the fanfiction on the net.

That will break his mind. :D

[Arachnid]

You'll have to make sure Bats doesn't get any warning before playing video-games.

He'll find all the cheat codes in five minutes. lol

I already know all the cheat codes. Re4 has non and Spiderman 2 has treytarch (irwhatever) spelled backwards. I know them off the top of my head. I would woop batman bad.

Unless he gets action replay of course. It'll let him hack into any game and he will constuct a program to make himself god of the video game.

You could really do this too, if you knew how to use action replay and had a shit load of time to spare.

[Wavemaninawe]

Making friends.

Showing modesty.

Disco dancing... Batdickery threads be damned, I'm yet to be convinced that the stiff in question can freestyle.

[BitVyper]

Working with aggressive dogs is kind of my specialty. I have a pretty good track record here, and considering some of the obscene things Batman's been known to do when training people, I think any animal he works with is just going to come out worse. He'll probably try to pull out the alpha dominance crap and get his ass bitten. Meanwhile, my methods are about as safe as physically possible, and don't require me to wrestle with anything that has claws, and at least twice my bite force.

[Rik Levins]

Well, I'm pretty good at drawing. Used to be a Marvel comics artist, in fact.

But--I remember an old Batman story from the Sixties in which he sketched a woman he'd seen, and the drawing looked exactly like Carmine Infantino's artwork, for some odd reason.

Actually, Batman himself, in that story, looked strangely like a Carmine Infantino drawing, as did all the other people, and even the background buildings...but I'm sure that was just a coincidence.

Anyway, since Infantino is my superior at comic book art, Batman wins.

[abmccray]

I'd beat Batman in killing people. You didn't read that though. or else. :)

[dreyga2000]

How about jobbing, he doesn't know how to do that.

[Lord of Denial]

I can beat Batman at not brooding and being as asshole.

[The MunchKING]

Straight up Fight.

No Prep means Batman has no chance to withstand the might of the MunchkING. ;)

[Ravanos]

A eating competition.

[Bruceleehulk]

I will owned batman in a game of Soul caliuber or Street Fighter Alpha 3, I will also owned him in a shrug off the most annoying thing ever contest, which would be Teletubies.

[Wjowski]

Making chicken noodle soup.

[Siriel]

Guilty Gear.

He's doomed.