Louisiana Superdome to Become World's Largest Vagina

[DonC]

Yeah, okay, dig this - For the 10th anniversary of The Vagina Monologues (which was actually two years ago) they're having a giant celebration in New Orleans. All kinds of celebrities are going to perform the show and the interior of the Superdome is going to be turned into a giant pink and red vagina. The entrance is even going to look like a vagina.


Is this show that popular? Or is this just a novelty that's being talked about on the radio (where I heard it) and no one really cares?

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

So, the Superdome is taking over the title from Ed, then?

[hoffmandu]

Like the S-Dome didn't already hold that title!



OMGZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

[Sean Walsh]

I pretty sure God already BLEEPed New Orleans once.

Do they really want to tempt him a 2nd time?

(This post is the one that sends me to Hell. Or banned. Or both.)

[Shostie]

Wouldn't it be easier to dress the Superdome in the form of a giant boob?

[tangentman]

I pretty sure God already BLEEPed New Orleans once.

Do they really want to tempt him a 2nd time?

(This post is the one that sends me to Hell. Or banned. Or both.)

If your sense of humor was a cheese product, folks would call it Vulveeta!

;)

[BoosterBronze]

I've heard the Superdome compared to a slaveship, and now to a vagina. That stadium can't get a break.

[HomerJay]

Oh PLEASE let them drive a fleet of Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles into it.
The Paris Hilton jokes would write themselves.

[StoneGold]

The Superdome may be the world's biggest vagina, but for an extra $50, you can slip in through the back door.

[Matt Algren]

Oh PLEASE let them drive a fleet of Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles into it.
The Paris Hilton jokes would write themselves.
Goodyear blimp, my man. Goodyear blimp. (You have to consider scale, after all.)

[HomerJay]

(You have to consider scale, after all.)
When it comes to Paris, I thought I was.

[beetheb]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[Matt Algren]

Yeah, okay, dig this - For the 10th anniversary of The Vagina Monologues (which was actually two years ago) they're having a giant celebration in New Orleans. All kinds of celebrities are going to perform the show and the interior of the Superdome is going to be turned into a giant pink and red vagina. The entrance is even going to look like a vagina.Someone wittier than me needs to point out that their vagina is late.

Have at.

[Justin D.]

The Vagina Monologues: I've seen the play and didn't think it was that good. This wasn't a local college's rendition, but the original writer/performer's version of it on HBO (http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/vagina_monologues/). The acting was poor and the writing wasn't that great either. It rarely held my interest or had anything more involved than "Hey, I'm talking about a vagina here" going for it. There were a a few that stood out, but that wasn't that hard to do with the sleep-inducing stories they were surrounded by.

The Superdome as a vagina: Please, let this only be on the inside. If not, that is going to be one bizarre Google Earth picture.

[Matt Algren]

Didn't Saturday Night Live do a Vagina Monologues starring First Ladies? IIRC Phil Hartman did a very uncomfortable Barbara Bush.

[Valmore]

Now if they could get all of the attendees to wear red in support of women's heart disease awareness...

[Shellhead]

It would be awesome if Cheech Marin showed up and reinacted his "vagina monologue" from the movie From Dusk 'Til Dawn.

[howyadoin]

The Superdome may be the world's biggest vagina, but for an extra $50, you can slip in through the back door.They finally decided on the world's biggest asshole?

[StoneGold]

They finally decided on the world's biggest asshole?

The entrance is a little smaller, and it's New Orleans, so you're likely to get pretty dirty.

[Shellhead]

The entrance is a little smaller, and it's New Orleans, so you're likely to get pretty dirty.

Maybe they could just rename the whole town New Orifice.