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worstblogever
01-17-2008, 04:47 AM
I was complaining how I haven't been able to add the mutant "Messiah" to Mutant Tracker, since it hasn't been named anything on panel yet... so I had it suggest by Pro, why not suggest our own names for Marvel's and Sean Whitmore that we start a thread to suggest names for our favorite newborn mutant baby...

You should create a "Name the baby" thread.

Codename: Shakin' Baby/Superpooper
I nominate "The Bizarro Abortion".


SEAN

Anybody else have any good ones?

Flâneur
01-17-2008, 04:55 AM
I think baby Rachel will get a code name when she grows up, maybe Starchilde?

worstblogever
01-17-2008, 04:57 AM
Negasonic Crotch Dropping Warhead, is my pick. It's a "legacy" name.

Optic Rage!
01-17-2008, 05:00 AM
Jean Grey.

Just to get it out of the way.

worstblogever
01-17-2008, 05:02 AM
Jean Grey.

Just to get it out of the way.

Jean Effing Grey. Because it still needs a middle name. I mean, then she'd be in battle, and sneak up on other characters and they'd be all, "What the DEVIL? Who are you?"

And she gets to go...

I'm Jean Effing Grey, buddy.

Teh m0nk3y
01-17-2008, 05:05 AM
I still think the baby should be named:

The-Child-Who-Is-Not-Jean-Reincarnated-Nor-Rachel-Grey-Nor-Madelyne-Pryor-Nor-Layla-Miller-Nor-Some-Famous-Mutant´s-Daughter.

Novaya Havoc
01-17-2008, 05:44 AM
I name her "Gertrude."

Kage Kisaragi
01-17-2008, 05:45 AM
Brainchild?

Wanda 2.0?

1,000,000!

Mutant 1

Future Death to You All

Future Death

I Shi on Ryu!

Leirus
01-17-2008, 05:50 AM
I still think the baby should be named:

The-Child-Who-Is-Not-Jean-Reincarnated-Nor-Rachel-Grey-Nor-Madelyne-Pryor-Nor-Layla-Miller-Nor-Some-Famous-Mutant´s-Daughter.


Um know that name from somewhere... :)

If Cable will give her a name it would be something between Aaliya, Rojja and Jean...

If Mystique, maybe Irene

If Sinister Exp-X000567B

If the Purifiers "Little bloody pudding"

If Predator X "Chompy"

But I would like a new name, and not something cheesy as "Hope" or "Grace"

It is really diffcult, a bad name can really spoil a character... (half of the Neo had terrible, terrible names, but they were alrady horrible characters to begin with)

A Brand New Name "Mephista" haha. It is dificult to me think in good, beautiful english names (and Alicia Seoane sounds out of place :p )

Teh m0nk3y
01-17-2008, 05:57 AM
Um know that name from somewhere... :)

It has a wonderfull pontential for a name. It practically rolls off the tounge, and takes away any confusion a reader might have about the baby´s origin.
I salute you. :)

CyberHubbs
01-17-2008, 05:59 AM
Babylypse.

just another user
01-17-2008, 06:16 AM
I've said it before, but I think "Brian M"

caney
01-17-2008, 06:19 AM
I name her "Gertrude."

Oh noes, sad memories of Gert have resurfaced. :(

Maybe the baby could get a cute baby dinosaur as a sidekick?

Brian M.
01-17-2008, 06:20 AM
Prom Night Dumpster Baby

Le Drake
01-17-2008, 06:44 AM
The Hundreth Guthrie. After all, if there is one place that is the salvation for mutants, it has to be Mamma Guthrie's womb.

Sentinel K
01-17-2008, 06:50 AM
Spunk Bubble

Jack
01-17-2008, 06:54 AM
Mackenzie Guffin.

Sanctus
01-17-2008, 08:02 AM
Overrated Summers.

We all know it will turn out to be part of the Grey-Summers bloodline since they seem to be the only mutants capable of having kids according to Marvel.

BulletSpeed
01-17-2008, 08:05 AM
Ethel, code name Heffalump

Mitsaso
01-17-2008, 08:09 AM
I name her Qwerty Jr.

lockerogue
01-17-2008, 08:11 AM
I name her Latifasharifahlieshifershaqundra Shaunteriesasfaso Jackson.

DeadXMan
01-17-2008, 08:12 AM
I can just see it now
Cable and the baby leaves
next 0pannel a new 0portal opens out comes the girl.

Logan: and you are....?
Girl: There are some who call me... Tim:D

Luck911
01-17-2008, 08:25 AM
Plot Device

Brian M.
01-17-2008, 08:32 AM
Plot Device

Everything is a plot device in a fictional story.

Rubicant
01-17-2008, 08:36 AM
Jack beat me to some form of Maguffin. Damn.

Kage Kisaragi
01-17-2008, 08:39 AM
Alpha Omega

20 years in the future of the X-Books:
AO: I am the beginning and the end.
Mutants and Humans: Then what are we!?
AO: Fruitcake! :evilsmile

DeadXMan
01-17-2008, 08:40 AM
Goo


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frog
01-17-2008, 08:59 AM
I saw the best name on another forum.


Dawn.

Hi-Fi
01-17-2008, 09:00 AM
I saw the best name on another forum.


Dawn.
Better than... Winona??

Christopher O
01-17-2008, 09:02 AM
WillBeIgnoredInEveryBookAfterTheCrossoverExceptFor Cable's

lockerogue
01-17-2008, 09:05 AM
I have another name. Deronfeira3uy8345ynajh84t. And its pronounced like Jennifer.

Divalykeprincess
01-17-2008, 09:17 AM
Her name should be Sofia. I just like that name.

Hi-Fi
01-17-2008, 09:18 AM
Or... Colombiana!!!

Joe Acro
01-17-2008, 09:20 AM
Vykin the Black.

ProfeZZor X
01-17-2008, 09:22 AM
I say her name should be WEEZY BLAM GOO.

Only because she should have been wheezing, sniffling and coughing out in the blistering cold in Cable's arms, she made a huge explosion when she kissed Rogue, and her first word was "Goo".

Elixir95
01-17-2008, 09:33 AM
I call her:

Good/Evil mini Messiah/Genocidal murdering girl!

Schuimend Mormel
01-17-2008, 10:21 AM
If Sinister Exp-X000567B

If the Purifiers "Little bloody pudding"

If Predator X "Chompy"
Hahahaha!
I saw the best name on another forum.


Dawn.That would click with Gambit saying 'It's one minute before dawn'. It's been done before in Buffy, but it would be kind of cool.

Luck911
01-17-2008, 10:23 AM
Everything is a plot device in a fictional story.

I agree but people have been to busy concentrating on who the baby is or what it might be come rather than what effect it has on the story.You could replace the baby with some sort vaccine or some sort of device and story works almost as well.Right now the baby is just plot device.

Schuimend Mormel
01-17-2008, 10:32 AM
I agree but people have been to busy concentrating on who the baby is or what it might be come rather than what effect it has on the story.You could replace the baby with some sort vaccine or some sort of device and story works almost as well.Right now the baby is just plot device.Almost, yes. But a vaccine or device could be taken from its place of origin, transported, or destroyed without any moral bounds being crossed. The difference with the baby is that she's a living person (in the story) who, in this early phase of her life, is the target of people who want to abduct her, examine her, or kill her.

Josef F.
01-17-2008, 10:32 AM
I shall call her Squishy
and she shall be my Squishy
:)

Josef F.
01-17-2008, 10:33 AM
Almost, yes. But a vaccine or device could be taken from its place of origin, transported, or destroyed without any moral bounds being crossed. The difference with the baby is that she's a living person (in the story) who, in this early phase of her life, is the target of people who want to abduct her, examine her, or kill her.

Or chomp her.

frog
01-17-2008, 10:35 AM
I agree but people have been to busy concentrating on who the baby is or what it might be come rather than what effect it has on the story.You could replace the baby with some sort vaccine or some sort of device and story works almost as well.Right now the baby is just plot device.

No, not really. No new mutant babies had been born until this point. The fact that this is the first mutant baby since M Day is very important.

Jack
01-17-2008, 10:46 AM
Mutant Baby Hitler.

Toadman005
01-17-2008, 12:22 PM
The Juggernaut, B*#$h!

Or, Baby Boodle Toodle

pryde15
01-17-2008, 12:25 PM
me & another poster came up with Jane Doe.

CmX
01-17-2008, 12:26 PM
It should be Baby Bop.

ChristosSoter
01-17-2008, 12:46 PM
The Baby's name is either, Not-jean-or-rachael-or-layla-or-anyone-else, or Steve.

Jack
01-17-2008, 12:51 PM
Heh. It should just be Wanda.

Affinity
01-17-2008, 01:01 PM
DELILAH.

or SINEAD.

Dizzy D
01-17-2008, 02:01 PM
Damien

but Cable simply calls her "Kevlar".

Red Lotus
01-17-2008, 02:16 PM
Randy Reemploy.

Toboe
01-17-2008, 02:48 PM
Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock

Goo

That'd be perfect! LOL

Pach!
01-17-2008, 02:50 PM
Faded Summers

Tre Styles
01-17-2008, 02:52 PM
Millinea...

Brent1974
01-17-2008, 03:08 PM
Ariel I think that is a good baby girl name that I am pretty sure hasn't been used yet except in Disney movies :D

Toadman005
01-17-2008, 03:19 PM
Hope? Faith? Destiny? Angel? Cord? (kidding)
Spring? Eve? Lillith?

Brian M.
01-17-2008, 03:19 PM
What if the baby is the aborted fetus that Mephisto took from MJ in OMD?

Lets call her Mephista.

Bart Simpson
01-17-2008, 03:23 PM
What if the baby is the aborted fetus that Mephisto took from MJ in OMD?

Lets call her Mephista.

lol.

How about Dannie Lynn.

Everyone wants her!!!

matthewaos
01-17-2008, 03:50 PM
Why not Mary?

Waterlily
01-17-2008, 03:55 PM
Apple. Because she just so wholesome.

Diablito
01-17-2008, 03:56 PM
Lawfundah Jones.

Trey
01-17-2008, 04:10 PM
Hope? Faith? Destiny? Angel? Cord? (kidding)
Spring? Eve? Lillith?

You visit a lot of strip clubs, don't you?

Trey
01-17-2008, 04:11 PM
Goo Goo Lass

StarPhoenix
01-17-2008, 04:44 PM
Leilu.


But I think Cable might call her Redd.:D

Monty_Cristo
01-17-2008, 04:49 PM
they should name it after it's mother; Jean Grey.

Pach!
01-17-2008, 04:55 PM
they should name it after it's mother; Jean Grey.

I thought the baby was Jean Grey

Diablito
01-17-2008, 04:56 PM
they should name it after it's mother; Jean Grey.

I thought the baby was Jean Grey

You are both right.

Toboe
01-17-2008, 05:20 PM
they should name it after it's mother; Jean Grey.

I thought the baby was Jean Grey

You are both right.

New mutant baby: OH MY GOD I'M MY OWN MOTHER.

Predator X: I think I saw a porno like that once.

worstblogever
01-17-2008, 05:39 PM
Leilu.


But I think Cable might call her Redd.:D

MULTIPASS!

The Jeeper 2.0
01-17-2008, 05:53 PM
Gammy. After that Seinfield episode.

Monty_Cristo
01-17-2008, 05:55 PM
Gammy. After that Seinfield episode.

how about Mulva?

DeniseXfrost
01-17-2008, 07:01 PM
Amy winehouse.

jcp011c
01-17-2008, 09:58 PM
Aurora. Middle name is Borealis.

When she grows up to be an X-Man she can be codenamed Northern Light. :D

Yoshi
01-17-2008, 10:07 PM
Gorgleplop?
or
crap bag?
or
Tiffentop?

ClanAskani
01-17-2008, 10:40 PM
Nathan might name the baby after someone - Aliya for instance, or Jean (lol).

I'd name her something normal like Sarah or Abigail (Abby).