Comic Solicitations Haiku

[Larime]

Gail started the 6-word summaries, but that made me remember my friend who wrote online copy for a sex shop and got bored one month and decided to write everything in haiku. So, why not haiku Comic Solicitations?

All-Star Batman

Sex on rainy roofs,
He's the goddamn Batman, yo!
Smoker tongues are rough.

[dragonbat]

New creative team
Gorgeous art and strong plotlines
Nightwing's back, BAY-BEH!

[Larime]

CIVIL WAR

Heroes are fighting,
Over five hundred tie-ins.
Tony Stark's a dick.

[Kyuubi]

Geoff Johns, Alex Ross
Dale Eaglesham on art
Perfect fucking book

[dragonbat]

Bullet out of sky
"Clark, get him to hospital!"
"Conner... my son... no..."

[Jack Zodiac]

The Spirit

Darwyn Cooke and Co.
Write the perfect pulp hero.
Eisner would be proud.

All-Star Superman

Morrison returns
To make Superman super
While nerds read proudly.

Blue Beetle

Teenage boy and friends
Thwart some evil aliens
And save planet Earth.

Transmet

Hermetic old man
Kicks politics in the balls!
THAT'S journalism!