SUPERECWFAN1
01-14-2008, 04:30 PM
This is number ## in the grand scheme of Extreme Takes. Its likely I've misnumbered this thing so badly its beyond repairing. So as a great man once said "Fuck It" . 'm moving ahead anyhow. This weeks EXTREME TAKE will discuss sports so be warned.
I know we have 90 threads around here where we could discuss the NFL , NBA or any sports related topic our minds can think of. But screw it... I'm a lazy fucker and besides... it fills this thing.
The Cowboys get broken ...
It was a game that the Cowboys and their fans had pretty much felt they were gonna roll . Jerry Jones its said was so over confident he was booking plane tickets and Tony Romo himself went off last weekend to nail that beautiful Jessica Simpson. Of course could ya fault Romo ? If I had a shot at that ass in Dukes of Hazzard I'd think to hell with a game ...I'm gettin some of dat !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0XXTjdNUg8
Who gives a fuck if its in an language I can't read. Yes , Tony Romo you are the most hated man in America for nailing that !
Of course T.O is all over the press for his breaking down and bailing like a damn baby at the after game Press Conferance. Taking up for Tony "I just wrecked that chick" Romo and his leaving last weekend for the chance to get it ...on.
What escapes poor deluded T.O is that not every player thinks of nailing hot beautiful ass and being selfish come playoff time. If this was the case you' see reports of Tom Brady at resorts with his model girlfriend. Or Peyton Manning doing it too. Or hell look at Jeff Garcia ... he's a Pro Bowl QB and he had 2 hot chicks nearly get in a bar brawl for the honor of being the one to fuck him !
Why is Garcia listed here... well he's won a playoff game. Something poor Romo hasn't. And with decision making like this it makes me wonder who is at fault to allow your starting QB to go off during the weekend and distract himself ?
That would be Wade Phillips who has to know his ass is likely hitting the street now. Because the Jerry Jones golden child "Jason Garrett" is waiting and is someone one Jones feels is the next great Head Coach for the Cowboys.
Phillips is famous for being an idiot come playoff time. Once with the Bills he benched his starting QB who had taken the team thru nearly the entire regular season . So yeah ...ya knew that Wade's potential "Fuck Up" was comin down the line. Either he'd fuck up in the game or do something off it. And here his usual QB curse nailed him. And this is one he could have actually taken charge on.
Political Fun ....
Beyond the NFL Playoffs being a hotly debated contest , the political run to be PRESIDENT has been pretty awesome. Full of crazyness like watching the Ron Paul supporters chase poor Sean Hannity for hurting their candidate , to Rudy Giuliani's staff pretty much giving their Jan. paychecks up.
So we need to remember this is a thread of fun... so lets look at these candidates in their worst or funniest times.
Rudy Giuliani in drag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8
Those eyes.... those lips.... you could tell The Donald was pretty aroused by Miss Rudy. Odds are he's the oldest thing Trump has been next to in a dress n years. Sadly their love could never be. For Donald is a billionaire and Rudy is a Republican..... and they hate Da Gays.
Hillary Clinton's LAUGH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poUEHzPOiMk
For those worried about Hillary being President imagine hearing this cackle as she bombs a country to hell. At least we ca say this much for Hillary...unlike Bush who looks puzzled as hell 90% of the time , Hillary will b happy and cackling likea mad woman when she bombs Iran.
Ron Paul's X-Mas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPCWGtIupE
Its like Ron Paul has decided to win the nomination he should morph into Bing Crosby and do family type X-Mas celebraions ! Look at how happy , non-black and non-threatening the Paul family appear. If only Paul would dress up like an elf and seal the deal on this.
I believe he hasn't discriminated against midgets yet.
Roseanne on Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4X1HkfRIMA
Its a pretty sad world where Roseanne blasts Obama for actually getting Oprah's vote. The comical thing is she was pretty crazy over Oprah not supporting Hillary since she's a woman ya know. And here she supported Barack because he's black.
Does it not make sense ? Yep... an now we see why she retracted it.
Huckabee on Steven Colbert...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiMc-WGVmsY
Huckabee hasn't got a lotta money and is running on just being the man Steven Colbert has elevated. It pretty wld that the most things we'll take from Huckabee's 2008 election is that he was on Colbert's show and has Chuck Norris as someone who supports him. Fuck the whole Oprah supporting Barack.... Huckabee has the Norris nomination !
John McCain sleeps during State of the Union.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkTFVIxMQs
Shhhhh you'll wake him. John McCain sleeps in and you have to wonder... this is a guy you want ready to push THE BUTTON if we have to go to war ? Granted a GW Bush speech would make ya sleep from pure stupiedity but here you have non-seniors running and a guy who claims he wants to stay 100 years in Iraq . Rip Van McCain perhaps ?
Fred Thompson : He did Law & Order
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPRB8SafF0c
Poor Fred Thompson...it took him months to annouce he was running for President. I fear he believed he was reading a script to play Presidet and realized they actually wanted the real deal. So he runs...and well... he gets this nice song.
There is that Law & Order spinoff he could do down the line I'm sure. I heard their doing it in London so he could always do it.
I know we have 90 threads around here where we could discuss the NFL , NBA or any sports related topic our minds can think of. But screw it... I'm a lazy fucker and besides... it fills this thing.
The Cowboys get broken ...
It was a game that the Cowboys and their fans had pretty much felt they were gonna roll . Jerry Jones its said was so over confident he was booking plane tickets and Tony Romo himself went off last weekend to nail that beautiful Jessica Simpson. Of course could ya fault Romo ? If I had a shot at that ass in Dukes of Hazzard I'd think to hell with a game ...I'm gettin some of dat !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0XXTjdNUg8
Who gives a fuck if its in an language I can't read. Yes , Tony Romo you are the most hated man in America for nailing that !
Of course T.O is all over the press for his breaking down and bailing like a damn baby at the after game Press Conferance. Taking up for Tony "I just wrecked that chick" Romo and his leaving last weekend for the chance to get it ...on.
What escapes poor deluded T.O is that not every player thinks of nailing hot beautiful ass and being selfish come playoff time. If this was the case you' see reports of Tom Brady at resorts with his model girlfriend. Or Peyton Manning doing it too. Or hell look at Jeff Garcia ... he's a Pro Bowl QB and he had 2 hot chicks nearly get in a bar brawl for the honor of being the one to fuck him !
Why is Garcia listed here... well he's won a playoff game. Something poor Romo hasn't. And with decision making like this it makes me wonder who is at fault to allow your starting QB to go off during the weekend and distract himself ?
That would be Wade Phillips who has to know his ass is likely hitting the street now. Because the Jerry Jones golden child "Jason Garrett" is waiting and is someone one Jones feels is the next great Head Coach for the Cowboys.
Phillips is famous for being an idiot come playoff time. Once with the Bills he benched his starting QB who had taken the team thru nearly the entire regular season . So yeah ...ya knew that Wade's potential "Fuck Up" was comin down the line. Either he'd fuck up in the game or do something off it. And here his usual QB curse nailed him. And this is one he could have actually taken charge on.
Political Fun ....
Beyond the NFL Playoffs being a hotly debated contest , the political run to be PRESIDENT has been pretty awesome. Full of crazyness like watching the Ron Paul supporters chase poor Sean Hannity for hurting their candidate , to Rudy Giuliani's staff pretty much giving their Jan. paychecks up.
So we need to remember this is a thread of fun... so lets look at these candidates in their worst or funniest times.
Rudy Giuliani in drag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8
Those eyes.... those lips.... you could tell The Donald was pretty aroused by Miss Rudy. Odds are he's the oldest thing Trump has been next to in a dress n years. Sadly their love could never be. For Donald is a billionaire and Rudy is a Republican..... and they hate Da Gays.
Hillary Clinton's LAUGH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poUEHzPOiMk
For those worried about Hillary being President imagine hearing this cackle as she bombs a country to hell. At least we ca say this much for Hillary...unlike Bush who looks puzzled as hell 90% of the time , Hillary will b happy and cackling likea mad woman when she bombs Iran.
Ron Paul's X-Mas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPCWGtIupE
Its like Ron Paul has decided to win the nomination he should morph into Bing Crosby and do family type X-Mas celebraions ! Look at how happy , non-black and non-threatening the Paul family appear. If only Paul would dress up like an elf and seal the deal on this.
I believe he hasn't discriminated against midgets yet.
Roseanne on Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4X1HkfRIMA
Its a pretty sad world where Roseanne blasts Obama for actually getting Oprah's vote. The comical thing is she was pretty crazy over Oprah not supporting Hillary since she's a woman ya know. And here she supported Barack because he's black.
Does it not make sense ? Yep... an now we see why she retracted it.
Huckabee on Steven Colbert...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiMc-WGVmsY
Huckabee hasn't got a lotta money and is running on just being the man Steven Colbert has elevated. It pretty wld that the most things we'll take from Huckabee's 2008 election is that he was on Colbert's show and has Chuck Norris as someone who supports him. Fuck the whole Oprah supporting Barack.... Huckabee has the Norris nomination !
John McCain sleeps during State of the Union.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkTFVIxMQs
Shhhhh you'll wake him. John McCain sleeps in and you have to wonder... this is a guy you want ready to push THE BUTTON if we have to go to war ? Granted a GW Bush speech would make ya sleep from pure stupiedity but here you have non-seniors running and a guy who claims he wants to stay 100 years in Iraq . Rip Van McCain perhaps ?
Fred Thompson : He did Law & Order
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPRB8SafF0c
Poor Fred Thompson...it took him months to annouce he was running for President. I fear he believed he was reading a script to play Presidet and realized they actually wanted the real deal. So he runs...and well... he gets this nice song.
There is that Law & Order spinoff he could do down the line I'm sure. I heard their doing it in London so he could always do it.