The Death of Godverine

[Kusanagi]

Well technically anyway, as of Wolvie 61 his healing factor had been turned down, and he no longer gets the fight an angel and come back to life pass.

So to celebrate err mourn, the multiverse stages a funeral for the overpowered hero. Who dances on his grave (aside from rumblers) who's pissed (aside from the fanboys)

[Guy1]

Well technically anyway, as of Wolvie 61 his healing factor had been turned down, and he no longer gets the fight an angel and come back to life pass.

So to celebrate err mourn, the multiverse stages a funeral for the overpowered hero. Who dances on his grave (aside from rumblers) who's pissed (aside from the fanboys)

Sabertooth will be doing the dancing.

[Ant Crown]

Sabertooth will be doing the dancing.

Hulk and Thing: Shake what your momma gave ya.

*Out pops out a band playing Cotton Eye Joe*

[Silver Knight]

Well technically anyway, as of Wolvie 61 his healing factor had been turned down, and he no longer gets the fight an angel and come back to life pass.

So to celebrate err mourn, the multiverse stages a funeral for the overpowered hero. Who dances on his grave (aside from rumblers) who's pissed (aside from the fanboys)

NOOOOOOOO!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Honestly this is a crock.

[OverMaster]

Well technically anyway, as of Wolvie 61 his healing factor had been turned down, and he no longer gets the fight an angel and come back to life pass.

So to celebrate err mourn, the multiverse stages a funeral for the overpowered hero. Who dances on his grave (aside from rumblers) who's pissed (aside from the fanboys)

Lobo pisses on the grave.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Cyclops bangs both Emma and Jean´s corpse over his grave. :D

[OverMaster]

Dark Claw (crying on Batman's shoulder): MOMMY!! WHY DID DADDY HAVE TO DIE?! WHY??!

Batman: Um, I thought I was your Dad, not your Mom...

[Eliseu Gouveia]

The nineties welcome him with open arms: "- At last we are together again."

[OverMaster]

Sasuke is happy to be left as the sole King of AuthorWank now. :p

[Hiromi]

Sabertooth will be doing the dancing.

Deadpool's next in line

[StreetFighterRyu]

Cyclops: He always was a dick. I never liked him. But I did like his company. Sure he used to jack my shades and my goggles so I would walk around blind. And yes he used to threaten me with this, and that. But what I really like about his company was that he was always there. You know? Like, he was always there taking bullets for you. He was always there taking blows from Magneto. He was always there whenever you need to take your anger out. Because he never cared. He knows that he could never die no matter what you do to him. And that's why his company was very special. Because he just didn't care about anything in the whole world, except cutting loose. Um, well, not litterly anyway. But I think deep down inside, he was crying for help. He needed help. He was just too proud to admit it. Too proud to ask. Too proud....and way to cocky for his own good. But, in the end, it was too late. Too late to ask for help. To try, and reach onto to us. I just wish that he knows, how much I care about him. Wherever he is, heaven or hell, which is most likely where he is, I hope that he's in a better place.

*pause*

*Wolverine rises from the grave*

Wolverine: Ok, that was the most gayest fagget ass shit I've ever heard!! OH MY GOD!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I COULD FUCKING TAKE IT!!!!!!:mad: JUST LET ME DIE IN FUCKING PEACE!!!!!

Cyclops: o__O........And so, he's spoken.

Wolverine: Alright, that does it!!!!

Cyclops: Uh oh. *runs for his life*

Wolverine: *runs after him* GET BACK HERE!!!!

Everyone: :eek:

Professor X: Well, that was....ackward....So, who wants free food?

Everyone: :)

Deadpool: You know what? I think I've lost my appetite.

[Froggy]

The nineties welcome him with open arms: "- At last we are together again."
lmao


all teh wolverine ripoffs do a reign of the wolverine knockoffs

[Alan2099]

Batman: Alright! Finally! Now who's the most ridiculosuly fanwanked and overpowered above his means character out there? Tha's right, baby. Me! Once again, I've proven that I am the vry best at something, and in this case, it's being unrealsitcally unbeatable. Me! You hear that!?! No, I don't guess you do. Oh well. Anyway, I gotta get out of here and used a 9 million dollar robo-exosuit and customized mini-jet to go stop a couple of bank robbers. Go suck it, Logan!

[Mr.Writer]

...You do know he'll be back.

They always come back, just wait for the new writer rotation...:(

[Ant Crown]

Batman: Alright! Finally! Now who's the most ridiculosuly fanwanked and overpowered above his means character out there? Tha's right, baby. Me! Once again, I've proven that I am the vry best at something, and in this case, it's being unrealsitcally unbeatable. Me! You hear that!?! No, I don't guess you do. Oh well. Anyway, I gotta get out of here and used a 9 million dollar robo-exosuit and customized mini-jet to go stop a couple of bank robbers. Go suck it, Logan!

Sasuke with Sharigan on: You were saying Bruce?:mad:

[Siriel]

Sasuke with Sharigan on: You were saying Bruce?:mad:

Batman kick the crap outta him by wearing a blindfold.

"Who the fuck do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman!"

[Mr.Writer]

Please. Let's see Sasuke fight Bruce in space.:D

[Siriel]

Please. Let's see Sasuke fight Bruce in space.:D

That too.

Or let's see the Sharingan compete against the utility belt.:p

[Froggy]

Anti sharingan spray ftw?

[Siriel]

Anti sharingan spray ftw?

Something like that.

Anti-speedblitz spray too.

And let's not forget the genjutsu jammer.

[Froggy]

Something like that.

Anti-speedblitz spray too.

And let's not forget the genjutsu jammer.

standard equip!

then he says "yea.........take that, you and THE BOX of lucky charms you came in!'

[Siriel]

standard equip!

then he says "yea.........take that, you and THE BOX of lucky charms you came in!'

All of that is standard equip.

The Goddamn Batman as been prepped in case of being teleported in an arena surrounded in a godproof dome and then being forced to fight a bloodlusted Sasuke years ago. oO



Also, who says that?

[Froggy]

All of that is standard equip.

The Goddamn Batman as been prepped in case of being teleported in an arena surrounded in a godproof dome and then being forced to fight a bloodlusted Sasuke years ago. oO



Also, who says that?

Captain atom says that after he beats green lantern in this issue of Action comics.

[StreetFighterRyu]

then he says "yea.........take that, you and THE BOX of lucky charms you came in!'

All of that is standard equip.

I guess that would explain why the rabbit hasn't gotten his Trix yet. :p

[Siriel]

Captain atom says that after he beats green lantern in this issue of Action comics.

Ah, yes, it all makes sense now.

Also, am I the only one freaked out by the Goddamn Batman's prep abilities?

[StreetFighterRyu]

Also, am I the only one freaked out by the Goddamn Batman's prep abilities?

Why are you freaked out? He's the god damn Batman for goodness sake. :p

[Froggy]

I guess that would explain why the rabbit hasn't gotten his Trix yet. :p
daaamn right.

batman vs the Kool aid man?

Ah, yes, it all makes sense now.

Also, am I the only one freaked out by the Goddamn Batman's prep abilities?no

I think the JLA, and Superboy (before his death) was

[Siriel]

Why are you freaked out? He's the god damn Batman for goodness sake. :p

True.

Still, I have trouble keeping up with his prep, and I'm a CBRumbler using an internet persona.

And that's when I'm on my A game.

(By keeping up, I mean updating the list of what he's prepped for)

[StreetFighterRyu]

True.

Still, I have trouble keeping up with his prep, and I'm a CBRumbler using an internet persona.

And that's when I'm on my A game.

(By keeping up, I mean updating the list of what he's prepped for)

lol Just assume he's preped for anything. I don't get it either.

[StreetFighterRyu]

daaamn right.

batman vs the Kool aid man?

You know what, this gives me an idea.

[Siriel]

lol Just assume he's preped for anything. I don't get it either.

No, you don't get it.

I have the list in front of me, it deletes itself every 20 min(otherwise my comp crash)

And basically, everytime someone thinks of something, it seems as if he's just prepped against that.:eek:

[StreetFighterRyu]

No, you don't get it.

I have the list in front of me, it deletes itself every 20 min(otherwise my comp crash)

And basically, everytime someone thinks of something, it seems as if he's just prepped against that.:eek:

lol As they say, he's ahead of everyone.

[Siriel]

lol As they say, he's ahead of everyone.

Yeah, the Sentry was just narrative hyperbole, but he's literally two steps ahead of us in time!:eek:

[Froggy]

You know what, this gives me an idea.
of EPIC PROPORTIONS!

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Cyclops: He always was a dick. I never liked him. But I did like his company. Sure he used to jack my shades and my goggles so I would walk around blind. And yes he used to threaten me with this, and that. But what I really like about his company was that he was always there. You know? Like, he was always there taking bullets for you. He was always there taking blows from Magneto. He was always there whenever you need to take your anger out. Because he never cared. He knows that he could never die no matter what you do to him. And that's why his company was very special. Because he just didn't care about anything in the whole world, except cutting loose. Um, well, not litterly anyway. But I think deep down inside, he was crying for help. He needed help. He was just too proud to admit it. Too proud to ask. Too proud....and way to cocky for his own good. But, in the end, it was too late. Too late to ask for help. To try, and reach onto to us. I just wish that he knows, how much I care about him. Wherever he is, heaven or hell, which is most likely where he is, I hope that he's in a better place.

*pause*

*Wolverine rises from the grave*

Wolverine: Ok, that was the most gayest fagget ass shit I've ever heard!! OH MY GOD!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I COULD FUCKING TAKE IT!!!!!!:mad: JUST LET ME DIE IN FUCKING PEACE!!!!!

Cyclops: o__O........And so, he's spoken.

Wolverine: Alright, that does it!!!!

Cyclops: Uh oh. *runs for his life*

Wolverine: *runs after him* GET BACK HERE!!!!

Everyone: :eek:

Professor X: Well, that was....ackward....So, who wants free food?

Everyone: :)

Deadpool: You know what? I think I've lost my appetite.


DEADPOOL: whoo whooo sweet wolvierines back.mistress death here i come for some good ol fashion loven!! *kills self*

(in the afterlife)

death: thanos honey i need some alone time go by mommy some corn flakes

thanos: as you wish mistress death

deadpool*grinning death licking her lips*

berry white plays

as galactus watches and goes "OH..YEAH:"

[Arachnid]

as galactus watches and goes "OH..YEAH:"

Thats what sold it for me. I laughed to tears after reading that.:D

[BitVyper]

Sasuke with Sharigan on: You were saying Bruce?:mad:

Bruce: Nice contacts. Ever been through a melee with Superman? Didn't think so.

[Jammin]

Well technically anyway, as of Wolvie 61 his healing factor had been turned down, and he no longer gets the fight an angel and come back to life pass.

Now. All jokes and sarcasm aside. Seriously.

Is this true?

Because if it is I will give up porn and fap to this thread daily and nightly.

[Froggy]

Now. All jokes and sarcasm aside. Seriously.

Is this true?

Because if it is I will give up porn and fap to this thread daily and nightly.

thank god iw asn't drinking anything but man that was funny

oh it's true Khold

GET TA FAPPING!

[Gettles]

Something like that.

Anti-speedblitz spray too.

And let's not forget the genjutsu jammer.

And at that point the Sharingan develops the ability to copy and perfectly counter all gadgets, sprays, and any other technology it sees. Plus a never before mentioned "Fuck you, Batman" mode

[Siriel]

And at that point the Sharingan develops the ability to copy and perfectly counter all gadgets, sprays, and any other technology it sees. Plus a never before mentioned "Fuck you, Batman" mode

The Goddamn Batman can defeat the rest of the big 7.

That>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anything the Sharingan as done.

At the worst, he just relies on his Karate Kid beating MA.

[Gettles]

The Goddamn Batman can defeat the rest of the big 7.

That>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anything the Sharingan as done.

At the worst, he just relies on his Karate Kid beating MA.

Really, it just come down to both of them giving themselves absurd power ups, and it becoming some sort of unholy overpowered pissing contest.

[Siriel]

Really, it just come down to both of them giving themselves absurd power ups, and it becoming some sort of unholy overpowered pissing contest.

The Goddamn Batman as the most ridiculous feats.


By board rules, he wins! :p

[Kusanagi]

Now. All jokes and sarcasm aside. Seriously.

Is this true?

Because if it is I will give up porn and fap to this thread daily and nightly.

It's true.....just promise to avoid looking directly at my posts when you get to it. ...you'll give me a complex.