Your Ideal Lover!

[Pink Bat Max]

The rules are this:

1) You can't choose someone you're with. This is pure FANTASY.
2) You can't choose someone you'd ever be with except under the most unlikely scenario.
3) You can only choose one person.
4) Knowing rule #3 will be disregarded, keep it at five or less, hmmm?
5) No explanation required. However, explanations are welcome.
6) Your choice does not have to be a real person.
7) Your choice does not have to be HUMAN, per se, but let's steer way clear of farm animals and household pets, hmn? That's in the 'TMI' category.

My choice, as I said in another thread......

http://z.about.com/d/womenshistory/1/0/c/5/rosie1.jpg

I would so lick the sweat off her womanly bicep. **shivver**
She is pure, butch lesbian S-E-X.
And that's how I roll.

Next?

[BnL]

Heh. You know, I have a fantasy that I could look through the catalogs of every single man that has ever lived on earth, and select the perfect one for me, plucking him out of his own time. He would be incredibly large. More than 7 feet tall, with broad shoulders, large hands, and well-muscled, with a round, hairy butt. Handsome, of course. Gentle and sweet, but strong and intense. And he doesn't feel like he has to prove anything to anyone, because he's very confident and self-assured.

Hey, you said it was a fantasy. :p

[WhiteRose]

I am IGNORING rule three, but I will keep it under five, because I'm kindly and sweet.


1) Kara "Starbuck" Thrace

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/KateeSackhoff4.jpg

Darlin' can pilot my Viper any old time. I have a horribly huge thing for a) women in uniform, b) women who start brawls and are all tough-like and c) women who have that nice, strong jawline. Not what I look for personally in a long-term lover, but fuck for a few hours I would be ridiculously happy.

2) Dominatrix Dina Meyer

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/Fed_12.png http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/Fed_19.png

I have no idea who she's playing in this particular role, nor do I care. Oh lordy *swoons*.

3) Butch Pilot lady

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/radio005iz467.jpg

Much like Maxie's 'Rosie the Riveter', this lady is made up of pure, undiluted sex. Uniform? Check. Brawl starter? Most likely. The Jawline? Oh my yes.


I approve of this thread. XD

[The Ray]

http://images.comicbookresources.com/cons/cci2006/misc/gail-1.jpg

Possibly this person.

[Sabrinaset]

Okay, well ... Jessica Alba. What ... there are OTHER women?

Well, women with accents are really hawt. Like, maybe Australian accents. Redheads are kinda cute too. Oh, but they haveta know how to draw. Like cartoon strips. But it means nothing unless they ACTUALLY draw them, you know? But like only if I see a new one. You know how it is. That kinda stuff makes me wet.

[Alan Lynch]

God, this is just about the hardest question ever. Ever.

[Erik Burnham]

Not even fantasy women are interested in me.

Thanks ever so much for the reminder.

Meanie.

[Red Jack]

toss up:

http://hitparade.ch/actorimages/naomie_harris.jpg

http://www.darkromance.com/goths/dark-stars/dr-dr-mus-011-jennifer_connelly/dr-dr-mus-jennifer-02-315.jpg

[Paradox]

"I was thinking that maybe I'd get a maid,
Find a place nearby for her to stay,
Just someone to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals, and go away." - Neil Young :p

[Gladiaria_Alata]

One that can make me smile or laugh without trying, confident/self assured, and be patient about my foibles.

And likes cuddling but isn't clingy.

.....Some muscle too I guess.... Hmmm.

[Jack Zodiac]

http://www.darkromance.com/goths/dark-stars/dr-dr-mus-011-jennifer_connelly/dr-dr-mus-jennifer-02-315.jpg

That'd be tough. Every time you had sex, you'd be remembering the end of "Requiem for a Dream." :p

Also, I'm finding this difficult because of rule number two. Seriously, there's nothin' unlikely about me being an overpowering sexual monster. I'd have to find five ridiculously hot lesbians (like that'll be hard!) to fit the criteria of these rules you've laid out. ;)

[Solaris]

God, this is just about the hardest question ever. Ever.

Me too... but I'll try.

1. He has to love/adore/worship me for who I am. (Funny how the ante kept going up there, eh?) ;)

2. He's smart, fun, can be silly, has and loves a bawdy sense of humor; sensitive and caring; generous and open-minded; responsible and honest; good with people and in many respects a connoseur of various and interesting things---being a great cook is a plus!

3. He is capable of being "switch" in life---at times taking the lead, and at other times being fine with me taking the lead. (And no, that's not just in the bedroom.)

4. He likes working as a team; doesn't try to tell me I can't do things but instead encourages me in my endeavors; and is strong enough to lean on me when he needs to.

5. He's very sexy and responsive in bed.

6. He's just a little taller than me (around 6' to 6'2), soft black hair, sapphire blue eyes that can turn electric or halcyon when he's in certain moods, medium frame, smoothly muscular (not overdone "cuts," etc.), infectious blinding white smile, good build, shapely hands and feet, nice tush, medium to light skin tone.


And you know what's funny? Excluding the physical description, that pretty much covers my husband. :D

[KevinTBrown]

Heh, easy one for me:

http://www.rtve.es/rne/r3/pr/toma1/archiv/20040111/martina_mcbride.jpg
Martina McBride is #1 on my list.


http://www.gossip-1.com/celebrity/martina-mcbride.jpg

She's got the most gorgeous eyes in the world.....

[Matt Algren]

Easy question. Olof Mellberg.

http://miickan.blogg.se/images/79295_1192648233.jpg

Sadly, it seems not meant to be.

http://www.fastnews.se/Sukis_Idrottsgalan%202006_060116_9548.jpg

[Alan Lynch]

Easy question. Olof Mellberg.

http://miickan.blogg.se/images/79295_1192648233.jpg

Sadly, it seems not meant to be.

http://www.fastnews.se/Sukis_Idrottsgalan%202006_060116_9548.jpg
I think half the Swedish national side looks near identical to Mellberg. Seriously.

[Infra-Man]

Hmmm... The big two would be

Audrey Tautou - She's always been wicked hot to me and she comes across as pretty keen in interviews
http://www.kaputz.com/audrey_tautou/pics/000002-audrey_tautou.jpg

and

Kristen Bell - She's into geeks supposedly... and this slave girl Leia outfit fulfills my adolescent fantasies quite nicely
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Fanboys/fanboys_image_kristen_bell_as_slave_leia.jpg

Though if I had a time machine, Katherine Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Ingrid Bergman, and Solveig Dommartin in their respective primes would be up there.

[Lester C.]

Okay, well ... Jessica Alba. What ... there are OTHER women?

Well, women with accents are really hawt. Like, maybe Australian accents. Redheads are kinda cute too. Oh, but they haveta know how to draw. Like cartoon strips. But it means nothing unless they ACTUALLY draw them, you know? But like only if I see a new one. You know how it is. That kinda stuff makes me wet.

Dream that dream Bree. Oh wait. SHE'S PREGNANT BY A MAN! :) And another lebian dream bites the dust!:evilsmile

[KevinTBrown]

Dream that dream Bree. Oh wait. SHE'S PREGNANT BY A MAN! :) And another lebian dream bites the dust!:evilsmile

When a woman gets pregnant by another woman, get back to me, will ya?

:p

[Paradox]

I hear this guy is available to help out those situations.

http://images.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/12/13/crosby/story.jpg

I'll never figure out what the hell Mellissa Etheridge was thinking. Yeah, fat bald diabetic drug addict. THERE'S some genetics I want to get ahold of. :rolleyes:

[Gotham]

I am IGNORING rule three, but I will keep it under five, because I'm kindly and sweet.


1) Kara "Starbuck" Thrace

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/KateeSackhoff4.jpg

TOTALLY agree!

[Sabrinaset]

When a woman gets pregnant by another woman, get back to me, will ya?:p

Why do you think Kris and I have turkey basters?

Just for fun, we visited a sperm bank a year ago ... I guess we're okay as long as we avoid the section with deposits by "Asyrian Male, mid-20's, into Highlander and Chuck Austin." Oddly enough, there's a guy on the street corner selling clean urine samples for people taking drug tests, and they say the exact same thing! :eek: Lester may be the only virgin out there spreading more of his DNA around than Bill Clinton! :p

[saintsaucey]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h189/Jedilink109/Myspace%20profile%20pics/liz_phair07small.jpg

the woman is nearly old enough to be my mother (which is ironic since my mom is the one that brought her to my attention) but that hasn't stopped me from dreaming about her ever since

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Phair

[The Ray]

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Fanboys/fanboys_image_kristen_bell_as_slave_leia.jpg



Kristin Bell in a Leia Slave Outfit.


I'll take it!

[saintsaucey]

yeah they beat me to it thats why i said liz phair

[Typo Lad]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h189/Jedilink109/Myspace%20profile%20pics/liz_phair07small.jpg

the woman is nearly old enough to be my mother (which is ironic since my mom is the one that brought her to my attention) but that hasn't stopped me from dreaming about her ever since

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Phair
Dude, she's 40. You're what, 27? She would have had to have had you when she was 13.

That's not "old enough to be your mom", evne in my old neighborhood in The Bronx.

[Matt Algren]

Dude, she's 40. You're what, 27? She would have had to have had you when she was 13.

That's not "old enough to be your mom", evne in my old neighborhood in The Bronx.
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one puzzled by the math.

[saintsaucey]

Dude, she's 40. You're what, 27? She would have had to have had you when she was 13.

That's not "old enough to be your mom", evne in my old neighborhood in The Bronx.

the woman is well known for being loose. her nick name at one point was the (blow job queen of chicago) (yes i know you can't get pregnant from oral but still) and i said nearly

[Paradox]

Saucey's 27? Could knock me over with a feather with that info.

Also, Liz Phair can mother me ANYTIME! **drool**

Or should that be smother?

[Black Atom]

Easy.
http://www.fireflywiki.org/img/Zoe23.jpg

[cedardryad]

Purely fantasies. All of these are healthy, I assure you.


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9378/garrusxb3.jpg

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/952/urdnotwrexta7.jpg

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4908/rachelweisz8mz9.jpg

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8013/predatorxn0.jpg



Hotness.

[Lester C.]

Why do you think Kris and I have turkey basters?

Just for fun, we visited a sperm bank a year ago ... I guess we're okay as long as we avoid the section with deposits by "Assyrian Male, mid-20's, into Highlander and Chuck Austin." Oddly enough, there's a guy on the street corner selling clean urine samples for people taking drug tests, and they say the exact same thing! :eek: Lester may be the only virgin out there spreading more of his DNA around than Bill Clinton!

1. If you look at House of M, Infinite Crisis, Civil War, Count Down it obvious that Chuck Austen was YEARS ahead of his time.

2. Sadly I'm in my late twenties. So late I'm going to be 30 in July.: (

3. I never sold urine samples but gave it away for free. And sadly there is no way to phrase that last sentence without it coming back to bite me on the ass.

4. I'm not a virgin, as shocking as that sounds.

5. http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee260/solrac246/jessica-alba.jpg

And yes, she's still straight.:evilsmile In theroy I can one day sleep with you, you can't! Ha!:)

[Hybrid2]

Dude, she's 40. You're what, 27? She would have had to have had you when she was 13.

That's not "old enough to be your mom", evne in my old neighborhood in The Bronx.

She's 40?:eek:

woah.

[Matt Algren]

the woman is well known for being loose. her nick name at one point was the (blow job queen of chicago) (yes i know you can't get pregnant from oral but still) and i said nearly
Dude, you have some real issues to work out. Those are song lyrics. I suggest taking the good Mr. MacQuarrie up on his offer.

---

Now on with the fun fantasy talk!

[saintsaucey]

She's 40?:eek:

woah.

when i first was intorduced to her i assumed she was like 19 - 25 then i found out she was older and it blew my mind. btw i have actually met her

[Jack Zodiac]

Mmm, older women.

In no particular order!:

Susan Sarandon
Kathleen Turner
Gina Davis
and Bea Arthur :D

http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//bea_arthur.jpg

Hmmm, just four. Alright, I'll throw a hot young chick in there. How about... Rachel McAdams.

http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//blondesbrunnettes/rachelmcadams.jpg

Brunette Rachel McAdams, preferably. ;)

[Lester C.]

Mmm, older women.

In no particular order!:

Susan Sarandon
Kathleen Turner
Gina Davis
and Bea Arthur :D

http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//bea_arthur.jpg

Hmmm, just four. Alright, I'll throw a hot young chick in there. How about... Rachel McAdams.

http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//blondesbrunnettes/rachelmcadams.jpg

Brunette Rachel McAdams, preferably. ;)

Aren't the first four names on your list lesbians?

[Matt Algren]

Mmm, older women.
Most people under 35 don't know it, but Betty White was quite the hottie in her day. Anyone who's seen her as Sue Ann Niven would have her on the list.

[Jack Zodiac]

Aren't the first four names on your list lesbians?

True, but I found four older women who are easily in the hottest class of hot hotties, quite possibly too hot for myself to handle (yes, I know, it's unlikely, but still!). And Bea, well... she's one crazy old broad, and I'm pretty sure her gate swings both ways. ;)

Most people under 35 don't know it, but Betty White was quite the hottie in her day. Anyone who's seen her as Sue Ann Niven would have her on the list.

I can't put Betty on the same list as Bea, that'd just be unfair!

[Matt Algren]

True, but I found four older women who are easily in the hottest class of hot hotties, quite possibly too hot for myself to handle (yes, I know, it's unlikely, but still!). And Bea, well... she's one crazy old broad, and I'm pretty sure her gate swings both ways. ;)



I can't put Betty on the same list as Bea, that'd just be unfair!
If you're ignoring rule #3 anyway, why not go all the way (pun intended) and shoot (pun intended) for a threesome.

Mee-yow!

[saintsaucey]

Susan Sarandon
Kathleen Turner
Gina Davis

lesbians really

[Jack Zodiac]

If you're ignoring rule #3 anyway, why not go all the way (pun intended) and shoot (pun intended) for a threesome.

Mee-yow!

Me, Bea, Betty White, and Estelle Getty? :eek: Oh, God, that's hot...

[Lester C.]

True, but I found four older women who are easily in the hottest class of hot hotties, quite possibly too hot for myself to handle (yes, I know, it's unlikely, but still!). And Bea, well... she's one crazy old broad, and I'm pretty sure her gate swings both ways. ;)



I can't put Betty on the same list as Bea, that'd just be unfair!

You and Deadpool need help with your Bea Arthur fixation.

[Monkey Boy]

mis-post...

[Jack Zodiac]

You and Deadpool need help with your Bea Arthur fixation.

If by "help" you mean gettin' to do the "help, I've fallen and I can't get up" dance, then hell yeah we do!

[Lester C.]

mis-post...

I missed you.:o

[Matt Algren]

Me, Bea, Betty White, and Estelle Getty? :eek: Oh, God, that's hot...
What's wrong with Rue McClanahan?!?

Also, not to be Debbie Downer, but I'd take Estelle Getty off the list. She's in late stage Alzheimer's with Parkinson's on top of it. So sad.
edit: They've apparently revised her diagnosis as Lewy Body dementia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia_with_Lewy_bodies).

[Lester C.]

Me, Bea, Betty White, and Estelle Getty? :eek: Oh, God, that's hot...

Now I'm !@#$ing sick to my stomach.

[Jack Zodiac]

What's wrong with Rue McClanahan?!?

Also, not to be Debbie Downer, but I'd take Estelle Getty off the list. She's in late stage Alzheimer's with Parkinson's on top of it. So sad.
edit: They've apparently revised her diagnosis as Lewy Body dementia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia_with_Lewy_bodies).

Damn. :( Well, when you put it that way and make it all serious, I can't even make a joke about doin' three old women with Alzheimer's. Thanks a lot, Matt! :mad:

Alright, I guess I'll swap her out with Rue- easily the most "blah" of the Golden Girls.

[Matt Algren]

Damn. :( Well, when you put it that way and make it all serious, I can't even make a joke about doin' three old women with Alzheimer's. Thanks a lot, Matt! :mad:

Alright, I guess I'll swap her out with Rue- easily the most "blah" of the Golden Girls.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Racheldratchdebbie.jpg

Wah-waaaaah. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8253259004004602203)

[Monkey Boy]

Ok.....since I cant seem to get anything thing to work right today I have to link the picture.


Gabrielle Union (http://api.ning.com/files/*9IQMyNtXQs9rmh7dMPxRAi0ZPIW48CtcHp8rJ4rJOA_/GabrielleUnion.jpg)

Damn shes sexy.

Oh and I'm glad to be back, Lester.

[Flamebird]

Ok.....since I cant seem to get anything thing to work right today I have to link the picture.


Gabrielle Union (http://api.ning.com/files/*9IQMyNtXQs9rmh7dMPxRAi0ZPIW48CtcHp8rJ4rJOA_/GabrielleUnion.jpg)

Damn shes sexy.

Oh and I'm glad to be back, Lester.

Damn and I was sure you'd pick Ray. :rolleyes:

[Tommy]

I'm sorry, but all these people pale before Milo Ventimiglia.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/thanatos101b/tn003.jpg

He has those lean muscles, the skull structure, those beautiful eyes, plus he's smart, funny, talented, and not afraid to take risks.

[Monkey Boy]

Damn and I was sure you'd pick Ray. :rolleyes:

well it was close but I've seen Ray so much that I needed someone new.

[Flamebird]

well it was close but I've seen Ray so much that I needed someone new.

Tramp. :p

[Dreadstar]

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[Matt Algren]

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.
That takes all the fun out of telling you to go fuck yourself.

[Pink Bat Max]

I am IGNORING rule three, but I will keep it under five, because I'm kindly and sweet.


1) Kara "Starbuck" Thrace

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/KateeSackhoff4.jpg

Darlin' can pilot my Viper any old time. I have a horribly huge thing for a) women in uniform, b) women who start brawls and are all tough-like and c) women who have that nice, strong jawline. Not what I look for personally in a long-term lover, but fuck for a few hours I would be ridiculously happy.

2) Dominatrix Dina Meyer

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/Fed_12.png http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/Fed_19.png

I have no idea who she's playing in this particular role, nor do I care. Oh lordy *swoons*.

3) Butch Pilot lady

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/radio005iz467.jpg

Much like Maxie's 'Rosie the Riveter', this lady is made up of pure, undiluted sex. Uniform? Check. Brawl starter? Most likely. The Jawline? Oh my yes.


I approve of this thread. XD

We think so alike it's not funny. Especially Butch Pilot Lady. Oh. My. GAWD.

[Dreadstar]

Edited:

Because I can't believe I just stepped on Matt's joke.

[i_mmmchocolate]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9941/2le9.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/felipe462.jpg
WANT

[Matt Algren]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9941/2le9.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/rugbyworldcup/felipe462.jpg
WANT

SHARE

http://www.aplenorugby.com.ar/images/galeria/felrepscr-ju7-ftb-ch.gif

http://www.perfil.com/export/sites/diarioperfil/img/2007/deportes/1004_contepomi_468_afp.jpg_687088226.jpg

[i_mmmchocolate]

CANNOT HAZ, MATT

http://www.irishrugby.ie/images/news/contepomi_sign.jpg

[Paradox]

saintsaucey falls for a gag:

Susan Sarandon
Kathleen Turner
Gina Davis

lesbians really

No, not at all. Someone's just cracking wise.

[Paradox]

Lester C. should knock points off for unoriginality:

You and Deadpool need help with your Bea Arthur fixation.

I think she's been engaged to Stonegold for years, anyway. ;)

[Sabrinaset]

1. If you look at House of M, Infinite Crisis, Civil War, Count Down it obvious that Chuck Austen was YEARS ahead of his time.

If writing lousy comics made him years ahead of his time, I'll agree there!

4. I'm not a virgin, as shocking as that sounds.

But I thought one of the rules was ...

7) Your choice does not have to be HUMAN, per se, but let's steer way clear of farm animals and household pets, hmn? That's in the 'TMI' category.

:p

.And yes, she's still straight.:evilsmile In theroy I can one day sleep with you, you can't! Ha!:)

I still have a chance! (http://www.celebden.com/11/jessica-alba-turning-a-lesbian-stripper/)

Susan Sarandon

Ewwww!!! I mean, even when I got to see her boobs in Rocky Horror, she was ... well, not good!

[Jimmy Starburst]

illyana rasputin

[Pink Bat Max]

Ewwww!!! I mean, even when I got to see her boobs in Rocky Horror, she was ... well, not good!

I don't see the Sarandon as sexah, per se. But she seems like a fun lady to have a beer with.

Of course, you know. We'd have some politics in common.

[Paradox]

I see Sarandon as sexy. She's not classically beautiful, but she knows how to turn it on. Bull Durham and White Palace alone...

And, yeah, Bree, she wasn't that hot in the Rocky Horror era. She's one who got hotter when she got older.

[Red Jack]

That'd be tough. Every time you had sex, you'd be remembering the end of "Requiem for a Dream." :p

Also, I'm finding this difficult because of rule number two. Seriously, there's nothin' unlikely about me being an overpowering sexual monster. I'd have to find five ridiculously hot lesbians (like that'll be hard!) to fit the criteria of these rules you've laid out. ;)

never saw it.

[Matt Algren]

CANNOT HAZ, MATT

http://www.irishrugby.ie/images/news/contepomi_sign.jpg
Nice three quarter Monica shot.

[saintsaucey]

http://www.celebden.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hayden.jpg

Actress Hayden Panettiere has openly admitted that she would love to have a lesbian affair with actress Angelina Jolie. She also revealed she would love have the same with a number Hollywood beauties.

Speaking in an interview, the young and hot actor told that she doesn’t mind being a lesbian and that she would certainly love to have with Jolie.

“Well, if you want to make me a lesbian, that’s totally fine with me. That would be a pretty funny rumor. I’d love to have a love affair with Angelina,” said Panettiere.

“And there are other beautiful girls I like too - Charlize Theron, oh my God! Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous too, and Jessica Alba,” she added.

This shows that Hayden is not as hot as you thought. She is more than that guys!

[Matt Algren]

http://www.celebden.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hayden.jpg
You do realize that the difference in age between you and Hayden Panettiere and between you and Liz Phair is pretty close, don't you? And that Hayden is just this side of 18?

[i_mmmchocolate]

Nice three quarter Monica shot.
You don't even want to know what I originally had in mind to write.

[sunshinegirl]

I feel dirty just thinking about posting in this thread!

[Matt Algren]

You don't even want to know what I originally had in mind to write.
I think I already know, and bravo.

[Flamebird]

I feel dirty just thinking about posting in this thread!

Then our work here is done. :evilsmile

[sunshinegirl]

Then our work here is done. :evilsmile

Now, I never said there was anything wrong with it..... ;)

[a. non]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8709/24992988hv6.png

or

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5636/92565832vs5.png

*a. non's nose bleeds*http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/642.gif

[cedardryad]

Easy.
http://www.fireflywiki.org/img/Zoe23.jpg


I totally agree. My fiance doesn't though. He says he doesn't know what I see in her. Whatever.

[Pink Bat Max]

[edit] mispost

[Jack Zodiac]

CANNOT HAZ, MATT

Cannot hazmat? :confused:

You ladies share, or I'm taking all the sexy, bald soccer players back to the store and you get hairy, ugly wrestlers for Christmas! :mad:

[Jack Zodiac]

Ewwww!!! I mean, even when I got to see her boobs in Rocky Horror, she was ... well, not good!

You go to Hell! :mad: Her boobs are Heaven! Gina Davis' face in her torso with Kathleen Turner's legs and voice and I'd... I'd start reconsidering sweet, beautiful Bea.

And, yeah, Bree, she wasn't that hot in the Rocky Horror era. She's one who got hotter when she got older.

She isn't "the one," but she's one of 'em. ;) I mean, she's what, sixty-something? And I'd throw down with her still.

never saw it.

Well, it was a great movie, but it'll shatter any preconceptions you have about her playing dollfaced characters. I can't even watch "The Rocketeer" or "Labyrinth," two of my favorite movies, without remembering her in "Requiem."

I feel dirty just thinking about posting in this thread!

Why? No one's gonna blame you for listing me five times. ;)

[Jack Zodiac]

or

[url]http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5636/92565832vs5.png

*a. non's nose bleeds*http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/642.gif

Yeah, Laura Prepon was hot in "That '70s Show" until she went blonde, but man... she made one smokin' redhead. Her and Alyson Hannigan. :eek:

[i_mmmchocolate]

You ladies share, or I'm taking all the sexy, bald soccer players back to the store and you get hairy, ugly wrestlers for Christmas! :mad:
That's a rugby ball...he's a rugby player, dear.

[Hybrid2]

Oh woah!

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8709/24992988hv6.png

*Hybrid2 nose bleeds*http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/642.gif

[Jack Zodiac]

That's a rugby ball...he's a rugby player, dear.

Your face is a rugby player! :mad:

[hellokittykat]

*a. non's nose bleeds*http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/642.gif

Oh woah!


*Hybrid2 nose bleeds*http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/642.gif

Damn! Both of you tilt your heads back and put some ice on the back of your neck!:eek:

[sunshinegirl]

Why? No one's gonna blame you for listing me five times. ;)

Mr.Zodiac! Mind your manners! :p

[sunshinegirl]

Damn! Both of you tilt your heads back and put some ice on the back of your neck!:eek:

kitkat's used to that happening when SHE walks past...she knows how to fix up those poor guys!

[Jack Zodiac]

Mr.Zodiac! Mind your manners! :p

Sorry. :p I was waiting the whole thread for someone to give me that opening.

kitkat's used to that happening when SHE walks past...she knows how to fix up those poor guys!

She's also really good at fixing heart and pantsplosions. ;)

[hellokittykat]

kitkat's used to that happening when SHE walks past...she knows how to fix up those poor guys!

Aw, that's just 'cause I'm a klutz and have probably broke their noses by falling into them.:p

She's also really good at fixing heart and pantsplosions. ;)

It's my handy-dandy defib/sewing combo machine.:D

[Dazzler]

http://posthus.naestved-gym.dk/historie/pompeii/priapus.jpg
I'm in LOVE!

Or something closely related.

In my peepee area.

And he COOKS, too!

--Dazz

[cedardryad]

http://posthus.naestved-gym.dk/historie/pompeii/priapus.jpg

I'm in LOVE.

Or something closely related.

In my peepee area.

--Dazz

I diagnose this as lust. :D

[Dazzler]

I diagnose this as lust. :D

I think you may just be right about that, my dear. ;)
But, I DO connect with him on a deep, deep spiritual level.

--Dazz

[cedardryad]

Deep is right. If he has a friend you might just have your hands full. :D Or something else.


I like how so far no one made a comment on my weird selection of not so secret lovers.

[Dazzler]

Deep is right. If he has a friend you might just have your hands full. :D Or something else.

Oh Lordy! If that's the case, just call me "Finger Trap." ;)

--Dazz

[BnL]

HA! And that's why I love Dazz.

[Jack Zodiac]

His excellent taste in wangs and beards? :p

[Infra-Man]

http://posthus.naestved-gym.dk/historie/pompeii/priapus.jpg
I'm in LOVE!

Or something closely related.

In my peepee area.

And he COOKS, too!

--Dazz

Whoa... the Pillsbury Dough Boy is looking HOT HOT HOT :p

[WhiteRose]

We think so alike it's not funny. Especially Butch Pilot Lady. Oh. My. GAWD.

*Hi-fives Maxie*

We have impeccable taste, darlin'.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/carla-gugino/pictures/carla-gugino-picture-1.jpg

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/05/jennylewis.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/73/039_40077~Rachel-Leigh-Cook-Posters.jpg

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/huntersmoon/59.jpg

[a. non]

*thumps self on forehead*

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5879/img6ne11jf0.jpg
yaaa! 1000!

[saintsaucey]

You do realize that the difference in age between you and Hayden Panettiere and between you and Liz Phair is pretty close, don't you? And that Hayden is just this side of 18?

never said a word about her just posted the link it was on the same siteas the jessica alba lesbian stripper article.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Sofia Vergara

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/73/0000035873_20061116182416.jpg


DM Jim

[Solaris]

I don't have a decent pic of the character I described before... but this guy is also very good-looking, and also has the kind of personality I love... :D


http://www.hanamoira.com/Chris/hughcollage.jpg

[ForkedTongue]

Looking back on growing up in the mid-to-late 80's, I've found that the videos for Alannah Myles' "Black Velvet" and Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" had a pretty big effect on me. To this day, I go gaga over a dark haired women who can rock a wifebeater.

But my ideal woman? Lauren Bacall circa The Big Sleep. Hoo boy...

Oh, and P.J. Harvey is dreamy.

[Michael P]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6828/alysonhannigantz5.gif

le sigh...

[Red Jack]

Looking back on growing up in the mid-to-late 80's, I've found that the videos for Alannah Myles' "Black Velvet" and Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" had a pretty big effect on me. To this day, I go gaga over a dark haired women who can rock a wifebeater.

Hear, hear.

[Winslow]

I don't have a decent pic of the character I described before... but this guy is also very good-looking, and also has the kind of personality I love... :D

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/WinslowSolomon/JB.jpg

Fixed it for you Solaris. ;) :D

[sunshinegirl]

The most important thing is that THIS is their them song.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-CEmIqhqk4&feature=related]
(probably not 100% work-safe 'cause there's a few quick booby-shots in there.)

[Matt Algren]

I don't have a decent pic of the character I described before... but this guy is also very good-looking, and also has the kind of personality I love... :D


http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/WinslowSolomon/JB.jpg
Fixed it for you Solaris. ;) :D
I'm still amazed by bowtie as big as your hand.

. . .and the brown shoes that don't go with anything except the brown carpet.

. . . and the table hanging from the ceiling.

. . . and the Barbie sized furniture.

. . . and, of course, the white guy with the fro who thinks he's so stylin'.




You really need to thank your mother for that picture. It's given us hours and hours of entertainment over the last year or so.

[The Ray]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/1SCRan02.jpg



:( I want

[Winslow]

I'm still amazed by bowtie as big as your hand.

. . .and the brown shoes that don't go with anything except the brown carpet.

. . . and the table hanging from the ceiling.

. . . and the Barbie sized furniture.

. . . and, of course, the white guy with the fro who thinks he's so stylin'.


You really need to thank your mother for that picture. It's given us hours and hours of entertainment over the last year or so.

I think my brother took that pic . . . and one of these days I'll post a pic of me with my date and her lime green prom dress.

[Paradox]

Matt Algren takes us on a trip in the wayback machine:

I'm still amazed by bowtie as big as your hand.

. . .and the brown shoes that don't go with anything except the brown carpet.

. . . and the table hanging from the ceiling.

. . . and the Barbie sized furniture.

. . . and, of course, the white guy with the fro who thinks he's so stylin'.

Welcome to the '70s. :p

[Night Swordsman]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6828/alysonhannigantz5.gif

le sigh...

Oh my. I think i might have to go with Michael on this one.
Purr!

[Matt Algren]

Welcome to the '70s. :p
It's a good thing you guys don't know about my spikes from 1990.

. . .

Crap.

[Paradox]

DungeonmasterJim gives me a honey:

Sofia Vergara

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/58/73/0000035873_20061116182416.jpg


DM Jim

While I am an equal opportunity drooler, I do have a certain "type" that really gets me going. In that vein...

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/05/Salma_Hayek.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/0/5/Nigella400x233.jpg

http://www.thatsfamous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jessica_biel.jpg

[Paradox]

More of the same.

http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/lacey_chabert/lacey-chabert-gm_l2.jpg

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/leah_remini/leah_remini_l3.jpg

http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Shannon_Elizabeth_Biography_3.jpg

[Jack Zodiac]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/1SCRan02.jpg

:( I want

Sarah Chalke's on the short list of famous blondes I'd nail sideways if I had the chance.

[Night Swordsman]

Sarah Chalke's on the short list of famous blondes I'd nail sideways if I had the chance.

LoL! I thought as long as it was legal and had a pulse,it was fair game for you. :p

(Ducks incoming thrown furniture)

[Jack Zodiac]

They don't have to be legal.

Or have a pulse. :o

[Night Swordsman]

It just helps,eh? :rolleyes:

Don't EVER change,Jack. :D

[rick]

I'm a man of my era, and Marilyn Chambers, circa 1973 is just the best all around bad girl I could ever hope for.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2817/greendoorfg8.jpg

[Pink Bat Max]

I'm a man of my era, and Marilyn Chambers, circa 1973 is just the best all around bad girl I could ever hope for.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2817/greendoorfg8.jpg

I always did say Marilyn Chambers could wear a pearl necklace like no other.

[BnL]

*rimshot* .

[Reverend Smooth]

Someone made entirely out of money. A never-ending supply of money. Literally of money.

I could cuddle them, snuggle them, and then just nip off a piece and buy me new shoes.

Yeah. *__*

[Dazzler]

Someone made entirely out of money. A never-ending supply of money. Literally of money.

I could cuddle them, snuggle them, and then just nip off a piece and buy me new shoes.

Yeah. *__*

Rev, for simply saying this, YOU just became my ideal lover. ;)

--Dazz

[Pink Bat Max]

*rimshot* .

I believe there was one in that movie, yes.

[Solaris]

Fixed it for you Solaris. ;) :D

:p Apparently our site is down, but it's a collage of Hugh Jackman. :(


EDIT: I dunno, maybe it's something with CBR... I notice that several other pics are broken, also. I checked the title string, and everything is right with it---which means it OUGHT to be working, argh.

[DubipR]

Oh hell..might as well play along
http://pagesperso-orange.fr/chabrieres/actresses/gene_tierney.jpg

Fell in love with her since I saw her when I was 8

[Reverend Smooth]

Rev, for simply saying this, YOU just became my ideal lover. ;)

--DazzAww, yeah. ^__^

[Brad Barton]

Okay, random women I've fallen in love with.

Ms. Theron, for her portayal of Keanu Reeves' hot, yet batshit mental Southern Belle wife in the Devils Advocate.
http://charlizetheron.celebden.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/pic_charlize-theron.jpg

For Golden age sexy -- Jayne Mansfield, anyone?
http://antoncastro.blogia.com/upload/20060731012137-jayne-mansfield-fuzzy-bikini.jpg

http://britney-spears.coolfreehost.com/drew/drew-barrymore3.jpg
For both 50 first dates and the Wedding Singer. For some reaosn she's really hot when Adam Sandler's trying to bang her. Maybe when put next to Sandler she looks better or something, but I don't...whoa. Thats...uh...thats a nice shirt..........

......What were we talking about again?

[HomerJay]

Frankenstein (or WEIRD SCIENCE if you prefer) style:
FACE - Megan Fox
UPPER BODY (ahem) - Ewa Sonnet (do a Google search)
LIMBS - Jessica Biel
BACKSIDE - Jessica Alba

[Tyr]

Well I've never had a lover or wanted one in the biblical sense, much less an ideal one. But for the sake of the game I'll play along.

Hmmmm....I think it would be a toss up between Barbara Gordon, Valkyrie, or Elistraee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilistraee)

[The Zapper]

Frankenstein (or WEIRD SCIENCE if you prefer) style:
FACE - Megan Fox
UPPER BODY (ahem) - Ewa Sonnet (do a Google search)
LIMBS - Jessica Biel
BACKSIDE - Jessica Alba

Damn dude. You just made something uglier than the Frankenstein monster himself.

[HomerJay]

Damn dude. You just made something uglier than the Frankenstein monster himself.
Does not compute.
Perhaps I should have used visual aides:

FACE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/megan-fox-picture-1.jpg
UPPER BODY
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/1548_m.jpg
LIMBS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/jessica-biel-puerto-rico-bikini-01.jpg
BACKSIDE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

[DubipR]

Does not compute.
Perhaps I should have used visual aides:

FACE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/megan-fox-picture-1.jpg
UPPER BODY
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/1548_m.jpg
LIMBS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/jessica-biel-puerto-rico-bikini-01.jpg
BACKSIDE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

And this is why HomerJay is the greatest poster ever!

[The Zapper]

Does not compute.
Perhaps I should have used visual aides:

FACE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/megan-fox-picture-1.jpg
UPPER BODY
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/1548_m.jpg
LIMBS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/jessica-biel-puerto-rico-bikini-01.jpg
BACKSIDE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

A dog ugly face with huge tits isn't my kind of gal. More power to you though if that's what floats your boat.

[Matt Algren]

. . . if that's what floats your boat.(So to speak.)

edit: and that necklace doesn't match that dress, which looks horrible with that lip gloss. And her eyebrows are over-sculpted.

[HomerJay]

DungeonmasterJim & Paradox,
I agree with your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
A dog ugly face with huge tits isn't my kind of gal. More power to you though if that's what floats your boat.
Since It's New Year's Eve, I'll assume you're drunk rather than blind and/or mentally retarded.
Unless you'd actually like to contribute to this thread.

[The Zapper]

Since It's New Year's Eve, I'll assume you're drunk rather than blind and/or mentally retarded.
Unless you'd actually like to contribute to this thread.

Ohhh did I hurt your feelings? BTW, there isn't enough booze in this world for me to find Megan Fox even half way attractive...I guess that makes me retarded...or not brainwashed by the media. But hey! happy New Years! I hope you get that ugly girl with a nice body that you're looking for.

[HomerJay]

Ohhh did I hurt your feelings? .
Ummm, no. But apparently I hurt yours.

BTW, there isn't enough booze in this world for me to find Megan Fox even half way attractive
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/studpost.jpg
...I guess that makes me retarded...or not brainwashed by the media.
But I thought those flashbacks where I was strapped to a table with Mary Hart & Ryan Seacrest standing over me were just nightmares?!?!?!?
You, sir, have opened my eyes.

Once again, thank you for contributing to the thread by sniping other people's choices instead of posting your own.

[The Zapper]

As far as I know, there isn't anything wrong with her knees. And I'd never wear socks with sandals. That's just bad taste.

[rick]

Does not compute.
Perhaps I should have used visual aides:

UPPER BODY
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/1548_m.jpg



My friend, that is the ugliest set of fake tits I have ever seen in my life.

[HomerJay]

My friend, that is the ugliest set of fake tits I have ever seen in my life.
That's interesting, especially because they're real.

[The Zapper]

That's interesting, especially because they're real.

Real ugly.

[rick]

That's interesting, especially because they're real.


Sure they are.

The very thought of what gravity is going to do to those in a couple of years is a sad and tragic thing.

[The Zapper]

Sure they are.

The very thought of what gravity is going to do to those in a couple of years is a sad and tragic thing.

One would hope she'd get them reduced in a couple years. I can't imagine carrying the weight of two 5 year olds on my chest all day every day.

[Matt Algren]

Sure they are.

The very thought of what gravity is going to do to those in a couple of years is a sad and tragic thing.I had a friend in high school who ended up having GGs or something. They were larger than F's, I know that. She had them reduced ages ago because of her back problems.

[HomerJay]

Last I checked, this thread was basically "Your ideal Mr/Mrs Right Now", not "Take him/her 20 yrs from now".

[rick]

Last I checked, this thread was basically "Your ideal Mr/Mrs Right Now", not "Take him/her 20 yrs from now".


Ahh Homer, I'm just fucking with you.

My ideal lover is a washed up porn star who look like this these days.....


http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5467/17nmold220md7.jpg

So who am I to judge?


Then again, her tits aren't dragging along the ground either. :D

[HomerJay]

Ahh Homer, I'm just fucking with you.

My ideal lover is a washed up porn star who look like this these days.....
You standards are impossibly high, sir. :p

[Matt Algren]

This thread needs a good cleansing dose of gay.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/squarehippies/brad_pitt/brad_pitt1.jpg

[BnL]

This thread needs a good cleansing dose of gay.

I'll drink to that.

Rrwor.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/BnL/Shawn.jpg)

[Jeff Brady]

I'll drink to that.

Rrwor.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/BnL/Shawn.jpg)

Well gosh, he isn't circumcised.

[Paradox]

The Zapper confuses me:

Ohhh did I hurt your feelings? BTW, there isn't enough booze in this world for me to find Megan Fox even half way attractive...I guess that makes me retarded...or not brainwashed by the media. But hey! happy New Years! I hope you get that ugly girl with a nice body that you're looking for.

You can like what you like, of course. I'm just puzzled. Even by objective classical standards, that's a pretty girl. Maybe you could tell me exactly what it is about her you find "dog ugly"? Wrong nose, don't like the eyes or mouth? What?

EDIT: BTW, "Everything, she's just ugly." will do absolutely nothing to answer my question.

[Michael P]

You can like what you like, of course. I'm just puzzled. Even by objective classical standards, that's a pretty girl. Maybe you could tell me exactly what it is about her you find "dog ugly"? Wrong nose, don't like the eyes or mouth? What?

She got girl cooties all over the Transformers movie.

[Paradox]

She can get her girl cooties all over me any time she likes.

Unfortunately, it wouldn't be any time I like. :p

[saintsaucey]

to be fair that was a pretty hidous picture of her http://img5.glowfoto.com/images/2007/08/06-1259349680M.jpg

[Paradox]

Looked fine to me. Maybe it's because I already know what she looks like. In fact, she looks more like the first pic than the one you posted, saucey.

[HomerJay]

You can like what you like, of course. I'm just puzzled. Even by objective classical standards, that's a pretty girl. Maybe you could tell me exactly what it is about her you find "dog ugly"? Wrong nose, don't like the eyes or mouth? What?

EDIT: BTW, "Everything, she's just ugly." will do absolutely nothing to answer my question.
Dox, forget it.
He's already shown that he has no desire to contribute.

[Michael P]

She can get her girl cooties all over me any time she likes.

Certain parts of me have needed a serious cootie infusion for some time now.

God, I'm so lonely.

[The Zapper]

You can like what you like, of course. I'm just puzzled. Even by objective classical standards, that's a pretty girl. Maybe you could tell me exactly what it is about her you find "dog ugly"? Wrong nose, don't like the eyes or mouth? What?

EDIT: BTW, "Everything, she's just ugly." will do absolutely nothing to answer my question.

She's just one of those girls that I think has a nice enough body, but a flat out ugly face. I'm not sure if it's her lips, eyes, or nose, but whatever it is, I think she's fug. I honestly can't stand looking at her face. As crazy as that might sound to you, it just the way it is. I find other women attractive that I get teased for. It doesn't make me mad, or hurt my feelings, or call the people who disagree with me drunk retards. I'll leave that to HomerJay.

[rick]

Oh hell..might as well play along
http://pagesperso-orange.fr/chabrieres/actresses/gene_tierney.jpg

Fell in love with her since I saw her when I was 8


Is that Gene Tierney?

[Red Jack]

Ohhh did I hurt your feelings? BTW, there isn't enough booze in this world for me to find Megan Fox even half way attractive...I guess that makes me retarded...or not brainwashed by the media. But hey! happy New Years! I hope you get that ugly girl with a nice body that you're looking for.

I think, empirically, Ms. Fox fits most western ideals of beauty. She's a cute kid and quite worthy of being some boy or girl's adolescent fantasy object.

Not the best actress in the world, of course, but we're not talking about that here.

[JKCarrier]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u313/JKCarrier/batgirl.jpg

She's kinda femme AND kinda tomboyish. Intellectual AND athletic. Brunette AND redhead. The girl next door AND the mysterious femme fatale. Those cheekbones say "icy sophisticate", but those curves say something else entirely. :evilsmile She's like the Kellogg's Variety Pack of girlfriends. To the Bat-pole!

[The Zapper]

To the Bat-Pole indeed.

[TCJohnson]

I don't know if she would be in my top but deffinitely in my top five...mainly because I have always been a sucker for a beautiful smile.

http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_actress/pictures/emilie_de_ravin/emilie_de_ravin.jpg

Emilie de Ravin

[DubipR]

Is that Gene Tierney?

Yes that is. First saw The Ghost and Mrs. Muir and was stunned by her beauty. It was Laura that sealed my adoration for her.
I'm a sucker for classic Hollywood beauties. But Gene is on top of my list

[HomerJay]

It doesn't make me mad, or hurt my feelings, or call the people who disagree with me drunk retards. I'll leave that to HomerJay.
I don't give a damn that you don't like who I like. I just happen to think you're being a classic example of the person on the internet who emphatically denies that a generally accepted beautiful woman is even the slightest bit attractive when you'd be tripping all over yourself if you ever met her face-to-face. It's what I perceive to be that kind of delusional hypocrisy that gets me fired up.

So again I ask, would you actually like to contribute to the thread, or just tear down the choices of others?

[The Zapper]

I just happen to think you're being a classic example of the person on the internet who emphatically denies that a generally accepted beautiful woman is even the slightest bit attractive when you'd be tripping all over yourself if you ever met her face-to-face. It's what I perceive to be that kind of delusional hypocrisy that gets me fired up

You just can't accept that I don't find her attractive can you? Here, I'll give you an example of someone I find attractive that I get ribbed for a lot. Maggie Gyllenhaal. You can feel free to say she's not attractive and I'm not going to call you a liar. Or you can keep calling me a liar for not liking the same actress as you. I can only imagine how "fired up" you'd get if someone disagreed with you over something even remotely important.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Ladies and gentleman, I give you....

http://www.ebdailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/ebdn/2006-11-3-joan-jett

JOAN JETT!

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Also, may I introduce....

the incredibly yummy Ms. k.d. lang!

http://www.vegansiden.com/mt/kdlang.jpg

[ElvisGuy]

Since I was 14 Chris Isaak has been my Dream Man !...sigh.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/Gnrationfo/chrisisaak.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/Gnrationfo/0029-chrisisaak_02.jpg

[The Zapper]

I'm not gay, but if I were...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e184/Quinzell/Bale.jpg


EDIT: HomerJay. You're attitude when combined with your sig makes for high comedy.

[HomerJay]

You just can't accept that I don't find her attractive can you? Here, I'll give you an example of someone I find attractive that I get ribbed for a lot. Maggie Gyllenhaal. You can feel free to say she's not attractive and I'm not going to call you a liar. Or you can keep calling me a liar for not liking the same actress as you. I can only imagine how "fired up" you'd get if someone disagreed with you over something even remotely important.
That's great that you like Maggie Gyllenhaal. She's not even in my top 20, but I'm certainly not going to call her dog-faced either. You know why? Because she's not. In fact, I'd recognize that she's probably better looking than 80% of the women I come into contact with on a daily basis.

I'd have had no problem whatsoever if you would have said, "Megan Fox...eh, not my type." I have no problem with rational disagreement.

I don't really care for TALE OF TWO CITIES, but I'm not going to proclaim it to be complete and utter crap as far as literature goes. I'll leave that to the perspectiveless (or "retarded drunks" if you will).

EDIT: HomerJay. You're attitude when combined with your sig makes for high comedy.
Now I'm the one who needs something explained to me.

[The Zapper]

Now I'm the one who needs something explained to me.

I'm sure you can figure it out. I have faith in you.

[ElvisGuy]

Ladies and gentleman, I give you....

http://www.ebdailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/ebdn/2006-11-3-joan-jett

JOAN JETT!

I love Joan !! She has come into my bar a few times with friends. She is super nice and is gorgeous !

[HomerJay]

I'm sure you can figure it out. I have faith in you.
Nope sorry.
One is meant as an indictment of people who take themselves too seriously, the other is what I thought was a cleverly crude send-up of a famous quote. I don't how either has a bearing on my "attitude".

[ForkedTongue]

Hmm. I got me a big crush on Neko Case too... something about a woman who can carry a tune...

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Neko-Case-an02.jpg

The rules are this:
6) Your choice does not have to be a real person.


Well, I guess add Zinda to the list then...
:o

[The Zapper]

Nope sorry.
One is meant as an indictment of people who take themselves too seriously, the other is what I thought was a cleverly crude send-up of a famous quote. I don't how either has a bearing on my "attitude".

Do you honestly feel that you're not taking this whole thing to seriously? Or is Megan Fox's looks an important topic? I've been laughing at this whole situation ever sense you decided to get all butt hurt over it. I guess I never realized how serious you took the subject.

Or you just don't have a sense of humor which is also funny.

[HomerJay]

Do you honestly feel that you're not taking this whole thing to seriously? Or is Megan Fox's looks an important topic?
Read the below again.
Maybe a few times so you might actually understand it.
I'd have had no problem whatsoever if you would have said, "Megan Fox...eh, not my type." I have no problem with rational disagreement.

I don't really care for TALE OF TWO CITIES, but I'm not going to proclaim it to be complete and utter crap as far as literature goes. I'll leave that to the perspectiveless (or "retarded drunks" if you will).
I completely accept the fact Megan Fox doesn’t float your boat, but the topic here isn't whether Actress X is sexy.
The thing that gets me fired up is when people refuse to even rationally acknowledge that a generally accepted opinion has merit. Is it to create a sense of personal elitism so that person feels better about him/herself? I don’t know.

[CutterMike]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u313/JKCarrier/batgirl.jpg

She's kinda femme AND kinda tomboyish. Intellectual AND athletic. Brunette AND redhead. The girl next door AND the mysterious femme fatale. Those cheekbones say "icy sophisticate", but those curves say something else entirely. :evilsmile She's like the Kellogg's Variety Pack of girlfriends. To the Bat-pole!

Agreed - I want "repressed librarian", and "hot babe who can throw down with the best of them"...

...but I want to make it a foursome...!
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/CutterMike/Yvonne_Craig_Star_Trek.jpg
Rowrr...!


OTOH, surely I can't be the ONLY person who would take the cute, earthy, geektress Kaylee over Zoe or Inara...?
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/CutterMike/18455836_w434_h_q80.jpg
(Oh, well - all the more for me!)

[TCJohnson]

OTOH, surely I can't be the ONLY person who would take the cute, earthy, geektress Kaylee over Zoe or Inara...?


No you are not.

[saintsaucey]

seconded or thirded depending on your point of view

[Michael P]

I can't be the only person who's hot for all three of them.

[Gilda Dent]

Ok, she would need to be taller than I am, dark complected, dark hair and eyes, shapely, athletic, sleazy, and demure. Smart, preferably smarter than I am. Assertive, someone who can take control and remain calm in a difficult situation. Sexually adventurous. Most of all, willing and able to not just accept me for exactly who and what I am, but able to appreciate those things that make me different from others and the same as others.

So, let's start with my sister-in-law, Emily's sister Keiko. Just under six feet tall, a butch lesbian, works in a predominantly male profession (paramedic) and more than holds her own and and almost freakishly strong for a woman.

If we're going the celebrity route then let's start with Saffron Burrows:

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/34/42/0000043442_20070926151337.jpg

Six feet tall, dark hair, dark eyes, and an accent that makes me melt.

Roselyn Sanchez:

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/44/60/0000034460_20061020235709.jpg

Oh, my, yes.

Ty Greenstein:

http://www.girlyman.com/art/portraits/ty.jpghttp://www.unitymaine.org/theater/girlymanchairs.jpg

I've seen Girlyman in concert. Ty is even more of a hottie in person.

Though I must say, Doris Muramatsu is looking very nice in the picture on the right.

[Paradox]

HomerJay warns:

Dox, forget it.
He's already shown that he has no desire to contribute.

Hey, had to take a shot. :)

[Paradox]

The Zapper claims:

She's just one of those girls that I think has a nice enough body, but a flat out ugly face. I'm not sure if it's her lips, eyes, or nose, but whatever it is, I think she's fug. I honestly can't stand looking at her face.

As I figured. "Everything, she's just ugly." You need to work on your critical assessment skills.

[Paradox]

The Zapper hits one I like:

Here, I'll give you an example of someone I find attractive that I get ribbed for a lot. Maggie Gyllenhaal.

I like Maggie. She's got a killer crooked smile and a wonderful "real girl" quality, asymmetrical eyes and all.

[The Zapper]

As I figured. "Everything, she's just ugly." You need to work on your critical assessment skills.

Maybe I do. Or maybe I don't care, which is probably the case. I look at it like this, I don't know what art is, but I know what I like, and in this case, I know what I don't like. I've never really thought about what it is about her that I can't stand. She's doesn't have any glaring flaws, I just don't like the package deal. Glad you like Maggie though.

[a. non]

I have to show more, if only out of common decency *more nosebleeding*

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7869/shirley17du7fe3.jpghttp://img104.imageshack.us/img104/9113/shirley22mz2lb3.jpg
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8094/image77ec3.jpghttp://img104.imageshack.us/img104/7403/garb27adm6.jpg

[The Zapper]

You think she's hot on paper, you need to see her live. That was a great concert.

[a. non]

You think she's hot on paper, you need to see her live. That was a great concert.

the one thing i want, nay, NEED, to do in this life is see Garbage live

[BnL]

the one thing i want, nay, NEED, to do in this life is see Garbage live

I think the band is on hiatus, but Shirley IS working on a solo album, so you may get to see her live yet.

I think she looks especially beautiful in the videos for Why Do You Love Me (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZK1N2PgdAaA) and Run Baby Run. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=AjHzXDe-csw&feature=related)

Her green sparkly mary jane heels in the latter video are awesome. ;)

[Paradox]

The Zapper probably won't like this suggestion:

Maybe I do. Or maybe I don't care, which is probably the case. I look at it like this, I don't know what art is, but I know what I like, and in this case, I know what I don't like. I've never really thought about what it is about her that I can't stand. She's doesn't have any glaring flaws, I just don't like the package deal. Glad you like Maggie though.

Actually, critical assessment will help you in all walks of life. My ex used to get so angry at me. "I just don't like it. Do I have to have a reason WHY?" My answer was of course "YES!" Knowing why you like/dislike something is critical to knowing yourself and being able to make rational judgments about yourself. And of course, by extension, about others as well. Whether it's women or food or books or movies, our tastes say something about ourselves.

"Know thyself" - saying from the forecourt at the Oracle of Delphi

"An unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates

;)

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Mo B. Dick, lesbian drag king:

http://www.anglo-iren.de/earnest/play1_2.jpg

Well, okay: maybe not as a lover, but Mo looks like a fun person to have a beer with!

[The Zapper]

Actually, critical assessment will help you in all walks of life. My ex used to get so angry at me. "I just don't like it. Do I have to have a reason WHY?" My answer was of course "YES!" Knowing why you like/dislike something is critical to knowing yourself and being able to make rational judgments about yourself. And of course, by extension, about others as well. Whether it's women or food or books or movies, our tastes say something about ourselves.

"Know thyself" - saying from the forecourt at the Oracle of Delphi

"An unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates

;)

I tend to date...how should I put this? Bitches. I don't mean the rap video kind of bitch, I mean the kind of girl that is as mean spirited and full of snark as I am. Sometimes more so. The kind of girl that will laugh with me when I call someone dog ass ugly and make a snide remark of her own. Now, seeing as how none of these relationships have ever lasted, it might do me good to follow your advice.

Then again, there is just as good a chance that I'll continue to find Megan Fox a total brown bagger for reasons not fully known to myself.

[Paradox]

Here's an odd query. Have you seen "Confessions of a Teen-Aged Drama Queen"? Megan was a TOTAL bitch in that. And she has that kind of look, too (as far as one CAN have a look that correlates to personality, anyway [see Morgan Fairchild]). Perhaps some association there? Often an actress' roles can very much affect how I view my attraction to same.

[The Zapper]

Here's an odd query. Have you seen "Confessions of a Teen-Aged Drama Queen"? Megan was a TOTAL bitch in that. And she has that kind of look, too (as far as one CAN have a look that correlates to personality, anyway [see Morgan Fairchild]). Perhaps some association there? Often an actress' roles can very much affect how I view my attraction to same.

I haven't seen it. I haven't even seen Transformers. I'm just going off of glimpses on T.V., a couple photo shoots, and of course everyones favorite, Paparazzi photos. As it stands though, my general feelings about her face is this...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e184/Quinzell/180px-The_Goggles_they_do_nothing.gif

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The one in leather:

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/little_gay_girls.gif

Seriously, I think which of the figures on this cover you're most attracted to probably tells you soverymuch about yourself it's not funny.

[WhiteRose]

The one in leather:

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/little_gay_girls.gif

Seriously, I think which of the figures on this cover you're most attracted to probably tells you soverymuch about yourself it's not funny.

The one in leather, yes.

What DOES this say about us, Maxie?

[Paradox]

The one with her back to me. Never could stand that "torpedo tits" look from the '50s.

[Gilda Dent]

The one in leather:

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/little_gay_girls.gif

Seriously, I think which of the figures on this cover you're most attracted to probably tells you soverymuch about yourself it's not funny.

The black leather biker chick, or the brown leather cowgirl? With the riding crop. And the spurs.

I think I'll go with the one with the riding crop.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The one in leather, yes.

What DOES this say about us, Maxie?

That we're awesome.

And that if we were both single and out at a club, we might end up rivals and having a ginormous Dynasty moment, minus the shoulderpads.

I'll stick with the 'awesome'.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The black leather biker chick, or the brown leather cowgirl? With the riding crop. And the spurs.

I think I'll go with the one with the riding crop.

I get why.

But that kinda black biker outfit's gotta have a nice belt. Possibly with metal studs on it.

Raar.

[WhiteRose]

That we're awesome.

And that if we were both single and out at a club, we might end up rivals.

I'll stick with the 'awesome'.

Aww yeah.

It's on.

[ElvisGuy]

Mo B. Dick, lesbian drag king:

http://www.anglo-iren.de/earnest/play1_2.jpg

Well, okay: maybe not as a lover, but Mo looks like a fun person to have a beer with!

I met Mo B. at a gallery opening about 7 years ago ..sweet as can be and showed me glam shots of her layout for Playboy she did ...she's a beautiful woman as well as a hot man !..and what was killer was we were both wearing cuffed blue jeans, white t-shirts and leather jackets with pompadours !

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I met Mo B. at a gallery opening about 7 years ago ..sweet as can be and showed me glam shots of her layout for Playboy she did ...she's a beautiful woman as well as a hot man !..and what was killer was we were both wearing cuffed blue jeans, white t-shirts and leather jackets with pompadours !

You meet all the women that make my tummy turn to jelly!

[ElvisGuy]

You meet all the women that make my tummy turn to jelly!

It just because I live in Hollywood. You run into famous faces quite often here.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

It just because I live in Hollywood. You run into famous faces quite often here.

Yeah..... don't get the same out in SF. I once ran into.... uh.... that character actor with the bog nose and dark curly hair from Buckaroo Banzai.... he was one of the bad guys....

But I should be down in Hollywood to hook a direct-to-DVD deal, as soon as I can edit the footage of this awesome rival girl-on-girl fight that Whiterose and I are gonna have next time we go out to a club.

[WhiteRose]

It just because I live in Hollywood. You run into famous faces quite often here.

That's it, I'm going to HOLLYWOOD!

[WhiteRose]

Yeah..... don't get the same out in SF. I once ran into.... uh.... that character actor with the bog nose and dark curly hair from Buckaroo Banzai.... he was one of the bad guys....

But I should be down in Hollywood to hook a direct-to-DVD deal, as soon as I can edit the footage of this awesome rival girl-on-girl fight that Whiterose and I are gonna have next time we go out to a club.

I'll bring my corset and leathers, you bring the bullwhip.

We'll make MILLIONS.