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mindcrime
12-18-2007, 02:28 PM
since there are so many threads on this site bashing tony stark, i thought i would make one for his fans, where we can talk about our hero. with that in mind, i would like to ask: PLEASE leave this thread to his fans. there are plenty of threads for his critics to have at him, & i hope his critics respect his fans enough to do that. with that said, let's talk about the golden avenger!
TotalWorldDomination
12-18-2007, 03:45 PM
He's wonderful and he smells FANTASTIC. That's not a gay thing, it's an objective observation. His suit has air-fresheners like you WOULD NOT belive.
Tobias Drake
12-18-2007, 03:47 PM
He also trims his beard very neatly. Why can't all superheroes have such a neatly trimmed beard?
TotalWorldDomination
12-18-2007, 03:50 PM
He also trims his beard very neatly. Why can't all superheroes have such a neatly trimmed beard?

Because they are Commo-fascist-islamo-eco-quasi-terrorists, that's why. Stupid other heroes...

Tony Stark's beard is made of 100% post-consumer product. He cares THAT much.
Tobias Drake
12-18-2007, 03:51 PM
Because they are Commo-fascist-islamo-terrorists, that's why. Stupid other heroes...

Tony Stark's beard is made of 100% post-consumer product. He cares THAT much.

And that's why they lost the Civil War, too! Because their beards weren't neatly trimmed and they didn't smell minty fresh!
TotalWorldDomination
12-18-2007, 03:52 PM
And that's why they lost the Civil War, too! Because their beards weren't neatly trimmed and they didn't smell minty fresh!

It's so nice to see someone understands! Cap only lost the Civil War because of the rank order that came from his costume. He may have worn the flag, but he hadn't WASHED the flag in like 40 years.
Tobias Drake
12-18-2007, 03:54 PM
It's so nice to see someone understands! Cap only lost the Civil War because of the rank order that came from his costume. He may have worn the flag, but he hadn't WASHED the flag in like 40 years.

And don't get me started on Spider-Man! Always leaving his cobwebs all over the building...it had to come to blows eventually!
mindcrime
12-18-2007, 03:58 PM
It's so nice to see someone understands! Cap only lost the Civil War because of the rank order that came from his costume. He may have worn the flag, but he hadn't WASHED the flag in like 40 years.




:D :D good one. maybe one of you can clear this up for me. though i am pretty sure about this, just thought i would ask. does extremis adapt? like if tony loses a fight to someone, does extremis adapt to how he lost that fight, so it cant happen again?
Monty_Cristo
12-18-2007, 03:58 PM
thank you, Iron Man, for giving Eric O'Grady another chance to abuse power!
mattbib
12-18-2007, 04:03 PM
Sorry, we don't do "appreciation" or "all-purpose" threads on the Avengers forum. If you have an actual topic to post regarding Iron Man please feel free to start a thread to discuss it, but "appreciation" in and of itself isn't thread-worthy.