Best Comic Quotes Of 2008

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

What did you think was the best line/quote you read in a comic this year?

I have to give it to Scott Pilgrim: Gets It Together.
Early on in the book the Scott's friend Kim tells him "Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face".

However, and the one that killed me, was later on in the book when his friend Stephen Stills says:
"Scott, If your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls. Seriously."

[mattx110]

Wait... what year is it?

Or is this like cars, where they name them all a year early?


wait a sec.... Steven Stills is in Scott Pilgrim?

wait... isn't it "Stephen" or am I thinking of someone else?

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Wait... what year is it?

Or is this like cars, where they name them all a year early?


No, it's just me not paying attention to what I'm typing.
Always catches me off guard when someone else does.

Any chance of a fix up from one of the kindly, and sexy, Mods?


wait a sec.... Steven Stills is in Scott Pilgrim?

wait... isn't it "Stephen" or am I thinking of someone else?

Who's a picky little bitch today?
Yeah, I spelled it wrong, but now I've fixed it, so now who looks foolish?

Different Stephen Stills - just named after him I believe.
Why aren't you reading it?

[Spike-X]

Best Comic Quote of 2008?

"Steve...Steve Rogers...you're alive!!!"

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Best Comic Quote of 2008?


Aww, c'mon, no one else has ever made a typo before?


(I reckon they might actually keep him dead next year - in time for a come back in 2009!)

[BoosterBronze]

"Ultron... we would have words with thee."

[mattx110]

Who's a picky little bitch today?

Is there a Rabbi in the house? "Why [should] today be different from any other day?"

[Sir Tim Drake]

Best Comic Quote of 2008?

"Steve...Steve Rogers...you're alive!!!"

Well, if we're going to go down that path, then my favorite comics quote from 2008 is:

"Princess Koriand'r and Dick Grayson, I now pronounce you husband and wife."

Or possibly,

"Meet the newest member of the Legion of Super-Heroes: Jenni Ognats!"

[Michael P]

"Ultron... we would have words with thee."

OK...


An actual 2007 quote:

"Stupid jetpack Hitler!" Ryan Choi, in conversation

[Paradox]

" "

I haven't read any comics put out in 2007...

[Jared_Humpherys]

"It's a gun, Frank. A gun that shoots swords."

Not really the best line of the year, but it made me laugh quite a bit.

[Tobias March]

Ah Nextwave....

"Do you think this letter on my chest stands for America?"

or of course

"Pray to your Fleshy God! Pray!"

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"The seas are sapphires, the fields & forests emeralds. The Himalayas gleam like diamonds. The strange blue world to which my father sent me. If you knew how you are loved, not one of you would raise a hand in rage again."

And...

"In Gotham, the cemetary at Saint Jack's, the grave is but a marker, dull and mute. Offering no testimony. Afterwards, repairs [to the Watchtower] were made quickly. The whole black business was forgotten, brushed away. I asked for one small corner to be left, a length of moonbase that threatened no one. I was smiled at darkly, but indulged. And it's here that I come when I offer a prayer to the Lord for the soul of a killer."

And, of course, the last 3: "Tommy was here."