I've Been Mugged

[king mob]

As long as nobody has objection I'm going to post this here & in YABS in order to get everyone who may get the little fucking cunt that mugged me with a knife for my mobile calling them. If he does then ask the little shite how his face is.

I am quite obviously upset, especially as the dirty fuck bit me & I'm heading up to A & E tomorrow again, after an hour of waiting to be seen tonight.

Anyhow, if you my number disregard the call and report it to the police, once I get a crime number & I'll post it and if he calls then tell the Bill what happened

[Donald M.]

Sorry to hear what happened, but from what I know of such situations I think you're just going to have to write your phone off. Do what you have to to get it shut off and get a new one.

I have no idea why you expect this mugger would call anyone listed on your phone. He's probably really stupid, but that stupid?

What you should do is give us all your cell number. I wanna call and see if he answers.

[king mob]

Sorry to hear what happened, but from what I know of such situations I think you're just going to have to write your phone off. Do what you have to to get it shut off and get a new one.

I have no idea why you expect this mugger would call anyone listed on your phone. He's probably really stupid, but that stupid?

What you should do is give us all your cell number. I wanna call and see if he answers.

The mobile I'm not bothered about, It was a gift so I'm not losing any money. However he bit my hand & drew blood and I am shitting going back to the BRI tomorrow. I'd also like to say that our NHS is fucking brilliant & these poor sods deserve all the praise they get & more.

Anyhoo, the number is 07837815296, I'm not sure about dialling codes, etc from outside the UK.

[Donald M.]

The mobile I'm not bothered about, It was a gift so I'm not losing any money. However he bit my hand & drew blood and I am shitting going back to the BRI tomorrow. I'd also like to say that our NHS is fucking brilliant & these poor sods deserve all the praise they get & more.

Anyhoo, the number is 07837815296, I'm not sure about dialling codes, etc from outside the UK.

Ah well, any potential charges wouldn't be worth the trouble of this minor prank, anyone in the UK should definitely call this prick and see if he answers though.

[mattx110]

Well... I hope he chokes on your phone!

jeeze. I don't know what to say but get some soup, ice cream and cartoons. That made me feel better growing up, and sometimes I regress a bit.

[king mob]

Well... I hope he chokes on your phone!

jeeze. I don't know what to say but get some soup, ice cream and cartoons. That made me feel better growing up, and sometimes I regress a bit.


I still have some homemade lentil & bacon soup which is going to go down great today.

2 & a half hours & I'll have a better idea of where I am.

[mattx110]

I still have some homemade lentil & bacon soup which is going to go down great today.

2 & a half hours & I'll have a better idea of where I am.
Wait? What are you doing up at like 5-7 am? Do you not need sleep or something vampirically medical?

[Ben Morgan]

Tell me more of this bacon soup

[Donald M.]

Tell me more of this bacon soup

It's true, there's nothing that can't be improved with the addition of bacon.

I mean, not from a health standpoint, but . . .

[Nikita]

Sorry to hear that dude. That sucks.


Muggers suck.

[king mob]

Wait? What are you doing up at like 5-7 am? Do you not need sleep or something vampirically medical?

Yes, the problem is I 'indulged' in chemical pick-me-ups that made bloodwork difficult apparently. The good news is that there's nothing in my blood from the muggers bite, so that's good, but I will have to have check ups in the next couple of months to double check it.

I will be spending much of today in bed though. I've been to the hospital & down the police station & my brain is mush now.

[king mob]

Tell me more of this bacon soup

It's lush & is cheering me up.

[Jared_Humpherys]

Holy crap, man. I hope they catch and taze that bastard.

[Agent Helix]

Getting mugged sucks, but honestly, just be glad you were able to walk away to grouse about it. That's not always the case.

I know it makes you angry to get it stolen, but at the end of the day, stuff is just stuff.

[Haydn C]

That's bloody awful. Let us know how it all goes.

Hope your feeling better soon.

[SOGG]

As long as nobody has objection I'm going to post this here & in YABS in order to get everyone who may get the little fucking cunt that mugged me with a knife for my mobile calling them. If he does then ask the little shite how his face is.

I am quite obviously upset, especially as the dirty fuck bit me & I'm heading up to A & E tomorrow again, after an hour of waiting to be seen tonight.

Anyhow, if you my number disregard the call and report it to the police, once I get a crime number & I'll post it and if he calls then tell the Bill what happened

Damns dude. That really sucks. I thought that mobile phone muggings only happened back home.

In better news, I'm glad the bacon soup is giving you a healing factor.

[Paul McEnery]

On the plus side, Mob, now you've got an excuse for turning into a neanderthal conservative. Because that's what happens when liberals get mugged, I'm told. :D

But seriously, glad to hear you're okay and don't have the rabies or anything.

[king mob]

On the plus side, Mob, now you've got an excuse for turning into a neanderthal conservative. Because that's what happens when liberals get mugged, I'm told. :D

But seriously, glad to hear you're okay and don't have the rabies or anything.

Hah, I'm not going to go all Charlie Bronson on everyone.

Thanks to everyone for the other night, I'm officially not rabid or diseased but I have ran out of my lovely soup, doh.

[warspite1805]

Hah, I'm not going to go all Charlie Bronson on everyone.

Thanks to everyone for the other night, I'm officially not rabid or diseased but I have ran out of my lovely soup, doh.

Shame Bristol could use with a kick arse vigilante

Just move onto alcohol, a far better cure fort life's problems than soup. Good to to hear that you are ok.