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mcgaffer
12-12-2007, 07:03 PM
Ok im looking for
a). The funniest ending to that line.
b). The scariest ending to that line.
c). The weirdest ending to that line.

Away you go.

This was going to be yet another thread dedicated to the fact that im currently incredibly drunk, but this sounded better.......hopefully.........the world won't stop spinning.
sehthan
12-12-2007, 07:19 PM
Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants (http://cwtv.com/shows/crowned/) starts tonight.
Michael P
12-12-2007, 07:21 PM
I don't want to alarm anyone, but the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are outside, and they want their parking validated.
Demon wizard
12-12-2007, 07:22 PM
Ok im looking for
a). The funniest ending to that line.
b). The scariest ending to that line.
c). The weirdest ending to that line.



a. ... someone may or may not have masturbated in the ranch dressing!
b. ... George Bush has found a legal loophole that not only allows him to run for a third term, but also gives him complete military control over all of Europe.
c. ... That man masturbates to dead baby jokes!

I managed to fit masturbation into 2 out of 3 of them. Not bad.
Sean Walsh
12-12-2007, 07:23 PM
I don't want to alarm anyone but have YOU ever seen George Bush and Barack Obama at the same place at the same time?!?! I HAVEN'T!!!!!! :eek:

:p
sehthan
12-12-2007, 07:26 PM
... these are not my pants.
BYC
12-12-2007, 08:10 PM
a. my pants is molesting my groin.

b. Aliens are in my pants.

c. Aliens are molesting my pants.
Sanagi
12-13-2007, 04:53 AM
...the virus is airborne.
Valmore
12-13-2007, 05:53 AM
... that monkey just took my boxers.
sehthan
12-13-2007, 12:11 PM
...FIRE!!!
BoosterBronze
12-13-2007, 12:49 PM
...I think... someone sh*t on the coats.
Sanagi
12-13-2007, 09:37 PM
... the zombies are now on fire, as planned, but it doesn't seem to be slowing them down.
StoneGold
12-13-2007, 09:51 PM
...iWarrior's back.
mattx110
12-13-2007, 10:09 PM
... the zombies are now on fire, as planned, but it doesn't seem to be slowing them down.
I like this.
mattx110
12-13-2007, 10:18 PM
A. the internet is cancelled due to lack of ratings.

B. ninjas have taken the pentagon, which was bad enough, but then cyborg nuclear-powered dinosaurs actually killed all the ninjas and took the pentagon, but luckily the cyborg nuke-dinos only have access to the codes for half of our nuclear arsenal, and we think they need a third of that for their power cells. We are on the phone with the ninjas right now, to see if we could form an anti-dinosaur alliance, but our calls are being answered by some idiot who keeps yelling "You don't call ninja, ninja finds you when least expect it", and I don't think they are understanding the potential for disaster here. If anyone could put in a call to either the samurai, or a more powerful, but reasonable nuclear-powered cyborg reptile, we would appreciate it. As your acting president, I hope and prey that I am not speaking these words to you for the last time, Seacrest out.

C. Hawaii is a state.
hoffmandu
12-14-2007, 08:43 AM
...................Jesse Ventura is the new Governor of Minnesota.
Joe Bullseye
12-14-2007, 02:40 PM
that's not chocolet pudding you're eating. ;)
Lord of Denial
12-14-2007, 03:27 PM
that Gastroenterologist gives a hands free rectal exam.
Serik
12-14-2007, 06:31 PM
this guy (http://www.digitaldisplacement.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/TheKing.thumbnail.jpg) is standing right behind you.
Nikita
12-15-2007, 01:39 AM
Ok im looking for
a). The funniest ending to that line.
b). The scariest ending to that line.
c). The weirdest ending to that line.





a. I don't want to alarm anyone, but I don't know what alarm means.

b. I don't want to alarm anyone, but I plan on killing all of you later tonight.

c. I don't want to alarm anyone, but I've always dreamed of being a giraffe.
Jack Zodiac
12-15-2007, 01:51 AM
a). The funniest ending to that line.
b). The scariest ending to that line.
c). The weirdest ending to that line.

a) I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think the toilet's broken, as if being three feet off the ground and way too small to fit your ass on weren't enough!

b) I don't want to alarm anybody, but... terrorists are everywhere!

c) I don't want to armar anybody, but... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG GGGGGGGGGGG!
Your Imaginary Pal
12-15-2007, 02:18 AM
I don't want to alarm anyone but...CBR's writing staff and IT team are going on strike...in 5 minutes.

I don't want to alarm anyone but...holy shnikees, were 8 years into the 21st century.

I don't want to alarm anyone but...My name is Peter Parker and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen.

I don't want to alarm anyone but...The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming.