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IamtheRock3
12-09-2007, 01:03 PM
remember reading a blurb that superman back in the day not only slept with a mermaid but got her pregnant
4thHorseman
12-09-2007, 01:21 PM
Lori Lemaris is the only mermaid that I know of that he had relations with. Unless there were others way back during the goofy era
Lord of Denial
12-09-2007, 01:24 PM
remember reading a blurb that superman back in the day not only slept with a mermaid but got her pregnant
He had a relationship with Lori Lemaris in college who was a mermaid who hide her nature by being in a wheelchair and covering her legs with a blanket. . Clark started to wonder why she always cut their dates short and had to be home at the same exact time each night. Despite this Clark decided he would propose but Lori turned him down, telling him she had to return to her home country. Clark was heartbroken but also suspicious that she was not telling the truth so he investigated and discovered that Lori was in fact a mermaid. Lori was convinced that because they came from two different worlds they could never be together so after a kiss they parted ways.
4thHorseman
12-09-2007, 01:27 PM
He had a relationship with Lori Lemaris in college who was a mermaid who hide her nature by being in a wheelchair and covering her legs with a blanket. . Clark started to wonder why she always cut their dates short and had to be home at the same exact time each night. Despite this Clark decided he would propose but Lori turned him down, telling him she had to return to her home country. Clark was heartbroken but also suspicious that she was not telling the truth so he investigated and discovered that Lori was in fact a mermaid. Lori was convinced that because they came from two different worlds they could never be together so after a kiss they parted ways.
until she reappeared in the 90's before the "break off the engagement" storyline
Lord of Denial
12-09-2007, 01:35 PM
until she reappeared in the 90's before the "break off the engagement" storyline
Yeah there was some shit about her being in love with someone else but that was a lie so Clark would not worry about her but in truth she was still in love with him.
He had a relationship with Lori Lemaris in college who was a mermaid who hide her nature by being in a wheelchair and covering her legs with a blanket. . Clark started to wonder why she always cut their dates short and had to be home at the same exact time each night. Despite this Clark decided he would propose but Lori turned him down, telling him she had to return to her home country. Clark was heartbroken but also suspicious that she was not telling the truth so he investigated and discovered that Lori was in fact a mermaid. Lori was convinced that because they came from two different worlds they could never be together so after a kiss they parted ways.
Comics were better back in the day :D
Dracon
12-09-2007, 02:09 PM
I guess this once and for all settles the question of wheter Superman checks out the girls with his X-ray vision.
I so wanted to see him admit that he had no idea what Wonder Womans costume looked like, cause he had never had his X-ray vision off in her presence.
Lord of Denial
12-09-2007, 02:17 PM
I guess this once and for all settles the question of wheter Superman checks out the girls with his X-ray vision.
I so wanted to see him admit that he had no idea what Wonder Womans costume looked like, cause he had never had his X-ray vision off in her presence.
The dude spent 1,000 years in Asgard with her wanting to bang him and he still remained faithful to Lois on the off chance time proceeded differently in a godly realm.
So I would say he has never peek at the Wonder Goods.
Slaughter
12-09-2007, 02:28 PM
The dude spent 1,000 years in Asgard with her wanting to bang him and he still remained faithful to Lois on the off chance time proceeded differently in a godly realm.
So I would say he has never peek at the Wonder Goods.
Well, I'm sure he did it with women when he was a teenager... c'mon, alien or not, he was a teenager once. Then again, he's Superman. And there's no man more faithful to his wife than him.
Iroquois
12-09-2007, 02:37 PM
I think it was hinted in post-Crisis that he was sexually active in college. Altogether, I believe it's an issue better left untouched for this particular character. Superman's a hero for everyone and should remain as one.
Lord of Denial
12-09-2007, 02:42 PM
I think it was hinted in post-Crisis that he was sexually active in college. Altogether, I believe it's an issue better left untouched for this particular character. Superman's a hero for everyone and should remain as one.
There is nothing non-heroic about getting a little action.
Iroquois
12-09-2007, 02:54 PM
That's not what I meant. There are many people out there who still find the notion of sex out of wedlock... ehm... wrong? They shouldn't be alienated and neither should the rest of us who find it fine.
It's the same with Superman and politics. Or religion.
Shellhead
12-09-2007, 03:09 PM
There is nothing non-heroic about getting a little action.
Parents probably don't want their kids learning about sex by reading Superman comics.
Well, I'm sure he did it with women when he was a teenager... c'mon, alien or not, he was a teenager once. Then again, he's Superman. And there's no man more faithful to his wife than him.
You'd think so but....
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2928/6144098eo0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
4thHorseman
12-09-2007, 03:34 PM
You'd think so but....
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2928/6144098eo0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
He checked out boys too!:eek:
He checked out boys too!:eek:
To be fair, that chick is pretty ugly! ;)
Lord of Denial
12-09-2007, 04:02 PM
Parents probably don't want their kids learning about sex by reading Superman comics.
It's not like they show him humping on page or godsake. It is implied if anything.
Besides I have two kids and while I don't let them watch anything I deem questionable their friends tell me about movies that I would not let my kids watch until they are teens. And these are 5 and 6 year olds.
crimson red
12-09-2007, 04:06 PM
I'm pretty sure he banged Big Barda on some porn flick.
http://livingbetweenwednesdays.blogspot.com/2007/01/hot-action-comics.html
Lord of Denial
12-09-2007, 04:09 PM
I'm pretty sure he banged Big Barda on some porn flick.
He was about to he got interrupted.
MaxofSteel
12-09-2007, 04:38 PM
He was about to he got interrupted.
WAY TO RUIN THINGS, MIRACLE MAN. :mad:
I have this issue actually. I like how Darkseid just decides to show up at Scott's house to show him Barda's porno tape. :p
crimson red
12-10-2007, 10:05 AM
I think they were re-shooting because the first shoot wasn't natural enough :D
Lord of Denial
12-10-2007, 10:15 AM
I think they were re-shooting because the first shoot wasn't natural enough :D
Actually they where waiting on the fluffer to show up.
Lord Trigon
12-10-2007, 10:16 AM
It's not like they show him humping on page or godsake. It is implied if anything.
Besides I have two kids and while I don't let them watch anything I deem questionable their friends tell me about movies that I would not let my kids watch until they are teens. And these are 5 and 6 year olds.
you really never know these days....
As I have said before, old comics are best. :D
marshal99
12-11-2007, 08:00 PM
Not only did Superman sleep with a fish , he had a whole month's supply of fishmeat afterwards. ;)
Fish filliet ...mmmmmmm :D
Dracon
12-13-2007, 03:43 AM
WAY TO RUIN THINGS, MIRACLE MAN. :mad:
I have this issue actually. I like how Darkseid just decides to show up at Scott's house to show him Barda's porno tape. :p
Even at the time, I wondered how Darkseid got the tape in the first place. Sleaze was on the outs with apokolips, so he wouldn't have had it from him. The only conclusion I could reach was that Darkseid uses a lot of earth porn.
(Its research for the anti-life equation, honest!)
Rik Levins
12-13-2007, 07:33 AM
Superman also got to knock boots with Amazing Grace during the time when he thought he was Darkseid's son.
But he had amnesia at the time, so it doesn't count. And Lois doesn't have to know.
BoosterBronze
12-16-2007, 08:16 PM
The dude spent 1,000 years in Asgard with her wanting to bang him and he still remained faithful to Lois on the off chance time proceeded differently in a godly realm.
A storyline that, even in a superhero comic, strains credulity.
Lord Trigon
12-21-2007, 06:48 PM
what what this stories name. I want to read this.
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