I'm new. Hate on me.

[Gotham]

Shouldn't there be a hazing process for nubs like me coming to your forum and wanting to post? I'm not new to CBR but I'm new to this particular forum. Shouldn't ya'll be hazing me?

[stamen]

I think you're special, and its great to have you here. I love you. I bathe you in praises and laud your presence.

Consider yourself hazed by gushy sentiment.

[Infra-Man]

*claps hands twice*

Someone prepare the rubber overalls and the bucket of angry, soapy bullfrogs.

[the4thpip]

I brought you some German Christmas cookies.

http://www.comixconnection.com/uploaded_images/Specuhome-700135.jpg

[Typo Lad]

Hello New Friend!

quick, get his wallet!

[rick]

Golly gosh no.

We're always happy to meet a new and special friend.

Especially one in leather.

You are wearing leather aren't you?

[Bo Bo]

Quick tar and feather him!!!!


*runs away before people realize I'm new here too

[Typo Lad]

It's one o' them Ko-Nadeeans.

Get im, fellahs!

[stealthwise]

Die, by my hand, I creep across the land,
killing first born men...


That good enough for ya?

[Jared_Humpherys]

Man, you guys are all small-timers. Get me a Thetan reader and a copy of "Dianetics," stat!

[Corrina]

Kneel Before ZOD!!!

[dragonbat]

Salutations! Wipe your feet before you put them on the carpet and pull up a chair!

[KevinTBrown]

Kneel Before ZOD!!!

Geez....

Corrina and her "Zod complex" is at it again....

:rolleyes:











:p

[LewisH]

that noobs just get ignored until they prove they have something interesting to say. So just jump in and start posting. The regulars will let you know when
you are more than an insignificant blip on their radar. (It will probably involve ninjas and pink bats.)

[Corrina]

Geez....

Corrina and her "Zod complex" is at it again....

:rolleyes:











:p

Well, I have the boots for it.

[Typo Lad]

Well, I have the boots for it.
See, now you're just being cruel.

Carry on.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Hate, hate, haaaaaaaaaatttttttteeeee...

There, how'd I do?

[GozertheGozarian]

I don't hate on nubs, I rather like the female kind. Noobs are a different story.

[Ninja Kris]

that noobs just get ignored until they prove they have something interesting to say. So just jump in and start posting. The regulars will let you know when
you are more than an insignificant blip on their radar. (It will probably involve ninjas and pink bats.)

Are Pink Bat Max and I the YABS initiation committee?

[singoalla]

I'm morally and ethically against all forms of hazing. So I'll just sacrifice a cinnamonroll to the Welcoming Gods instead :D

[Cam63]

You know, hazing works better with alcohol.

[sunshinegirl]

I'm morally and ethically against all forms of hazing. So I'll just sacrifice a cinnamonroll to the Welcoming Gods instead :D

You know, hazing works better with alcohol.

i like the way y'all think. :D

[singoalla]

You know, hazing works better with alcohol.

Only if we drink it. Because alcohol spilled on the ground is a sad, sad thing to see.... Downright tearmanifestingly depressing even.

[singoalla]

i like the way y'all think. :D

I like how each hemisphere has it's own alcohol-defending champion :D *puts on Absolut Swede t-shirt*

[sunshinegirl]

Only if we drink it. Because alcohol spilled on the ground is a sad, sad thing to see.... Downright tearmanifestingly depressing even.

'specially on a friday. ;)

[Tyr]

Shouldn't there be a hazing process for nubs like me coming to your forum and wanting to post? I'm not new to CBR but I'm new to this particular forum. Shouldn't ya'll be hazing me?

Well I have been itching to hit someone with a rubber chicken, I haven't done it in awhile. But we have to make this official, so start criticizing Gail's work. ;)

[Cam63]

Yeah, but it has to be snarky critisism.

[Hybrid2]

Like how she gave Wonder Woman a personality?

That's just distaseful.
How dare you Gotham!

[Sabrinaset]

Are Pink Bat Max and I the YABS initiation committee?

I dunno Kris, look what happened to BeetleBum when you were in charge of hazing her! Poor thing hasn't been on since forever!

[Tyr]

I dunno Kris, look what happened to BeetleBum when you were in charge of hazing her! Poor thing hasn't been on since forever!

Let's not get into that, Bree. No good will come from it.

[Dark Galaxy]

I am willing to spread my hate to everyone. New and old alike.

So, shut up and just feel welcome already.

Dammit.

[Countess of night]

Shouldn't there be a hazing process for nubs like me coming to your forum and wanting to post? I'm not new to CBR but I'm new to this particular forum. Shouldn't ya'll be hazing me?


I don't know. I wasn't hazed when I first came here. :confused:

[Darediva]

Here's a Southern welcome for you: RC cola and a Moon Pie!

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6811/rccolate7.gif (http://imageshack.us)


http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1136/moonpierm1.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Flamebird]

You know, hazing works better with alcohol.

Everything works better with alcohol, Cam.


If you really want "hate", just start an Ann Coulter thread. :rolleyes:

[Tyr]

I don't know. I wasn't hazed when I first came here. :confused:

Neither was I. Granted I've been trapped in Maxie's basement for 4 months but its just not the same...

[Michael P]

You stupid son of a bitch. What square of God's toilet paper did you fall off of, you sickening waste of quarks?

[Sabrinaset]

Everything works better with alcohol, Cam.


If you really want "hate", just start an Ann Coulter thread. :rolleyes:




...Coulter?

[sunshinegirl]

I don't know. I wasn't hazed when I first came here. :confused:

i wasn't either. that i know of, that is.... :confused:

[Cam63]

...Coulter?

Uh, oh....

*Hastily grabs elephant tranq' gun and five darts*

[Infra-Man]

that noobs just get ignored until they prove they have something interesting to say.

Hmmm... by that criteria, I guess that still kinda makes me a noob. I haven't said anything interesting since my first words. :o

I actually don't remember being hazed when I joined on, but I did develop one hell of a rash.

[GozertheGozarian]

that noobs just get ignored until they prove they have something interesting to say. So just jump in and start posting. The regulars will let you know when
you are more than an insignificant blip on their radar. (It will probably involve ninjas and pink bats.)
I don't wanna be a noob, I've survived two board reboots.

[hellokittykat]

Hmmm... by that criteria, I guess that still kinda makes me a noob. I haven't said anything interesting since my first words. :o

I actually don't remember being hazed when I joined on, but I did develop one hell of a rash.

Hey, I've been here for years and made thousands of posts and I still have yet to say antything interesting.;)

Welcome to YABS Gotham.:)

[KPhoebe]

Uh, oh....

*Hastily grabs elephant tranq' gun and five darts*

*hands Cam a beer* Riot suppression goes better with alcohol, too.

[heystacy]

Shouldn't there be a hazing process for nubs like me coming to your forum and wanting to post? I'm not new to CBR but I'm new to this particular forum. Shouldn't ya'll be hazing me?

*Breaks out boiling oil* Step this way, noob! :evilsmile

[Aggie]

"it places the lotion in the basket...it rubs it on it's skin 'else it gets the hose again..."

[Infra-Man]

Hey, I've been here for years and made thousands of posts and I still have yet to say antything interesting.;)

That means you're just building up for an aphoristic whopper of a post :D

[Cam63]

*hands Cam a beer* Riot suppression goes better with alcohol, too.

Whish... one uv yers shaid that... *Aims dart gun wobbly*

[Phoney Bone]

http://www.olgabaclanova.com/picture_gallery/movies/freaks/104_gooble_gobble_b_6.jpg


GOOBLE-GOBBLE, ONE OF US!!!

[Cam63]

That's one waiter who'll be outta a job.

[Countess of night]

i wasn't either. that i know of, that is.... :confused:

Hmm maybe it was some sort of secret hazing that none of us knew of. :confused:

[Sabrinaset]

Hmm maybe it was some sort of secret hazing that none of us knew of. :confused:

Well, part of that is Aggie steals your credit cards, Lester uploads hentai into your computer, HelloKittyKat steals your DNA for her experiments, HeyStacy steals your coffee, and I use my mind-controlling devices to turn you into Conservatives!

[hellokittykat]

That means you're just building up for an aphoristic whopper of a post :D

More likely an ASSININE-phoristic post.:p

[Countess of night]

Well, part of that is Aggie steals your credit cards, Lester uploads hentai into your computer, HelloKittyKat steals your DNA for her experiments, HeyStacy steals your coffee, and I use my mind-controlling devices to turn you into Conservatives!

Oh, so that's why my bank account doesn't seem to be going up, why i've been recieving rather explicit images of Sailor Moon, and why i don't seem to have any energy in the mornings.

I don't know why HelloKittyKat would want my DNA though, I doubt she'll create anything good out of it.

GO CONSERVATIVES!

[heystacy]

Well, part of that is Aggie steals your credit cards, Lester uploads hentai into your computer, HelloKittyKat steals your DNA for her experiments, HeyStacy steals your coffee, and I use my mind-controlling devices to turn you into Conservatives!

Don't forget that Shisho will steal any good books one may have laying around, and replace them with duds. ;)

[Tyr]

You stupid son of a bitch. What square of God's toilet paper did you fall off of, you sickening waste of quarks?

Yes Mike has a point we should be getting back to the original subject, which is hating Gotham and flaming him, as he requested…so here’s my contribution to that.

Gotham, you're really a...um…awful guy…you. How dare you post here. You’re...um…a really bad person and....uh....I don’t like you.

Eh, I gave it a shot. So, anyone up for a Weeaboo, who wants one?

[Countess of night]

Yes Mike has a point we should be getting back to the original subject, which is hating Gotham and flaming him, as he requested…so here’s my contribution to that.

Gotham, you're really a...um…awful guy…you. How dare you post here. You’re...um…a really bad person and....uh....I don’t like you.

Eh, I gave it a shot. So, anyone up for a Weeaboo, who wants one?


*grabs paddles and handcuffs*

"He said the 'w' word! Get 'em!"

[Pink Bat Max]

Don't tell me what to do, bitch!

It's ON!

[Pink Bat Max]

Are Pink Bat Max and I the YABS initiation committee?

Somehow I knew it all along.

[Pink Bat Max]

I dunno Kris, look what happened to BeetleBum when you were in charge of hazing her! Poor thing hasn't been on since forever!

Well, the lubed up squid went just a touch too far.

(seriously, it's time we sent a peace envoy over her way)

[Countess of night]

Don't tell me what to do, bitch!

It's ON!

*Switches direction. Runs after PinkBatMax*

BRING IT!

[Pink Bat Max]

*Switches direction. Runs after PinkBatMax*

BRING IT!

**gives an anime yell and dives forth, as glowing streak-lines appear in the background**

[Pink Bat Max]

Neither was I. Granted I've been trapped in Maxie's basement for 4 months but its just not the same...

Hey, how'd you get out of the cage?

[Countess of night]

**gives an anime yell and dives forth, as glowing streak-lines appear in the background**

*Also dives forward swinging the paddle*

*Clashes with PinkBatMax and a lot of screaming, bitch slapping, and hair pulling occurs*

[Tyr]

Cool, a chick fight! :D

*Grabs some popcorn, offers some to Cam*

[Cam63]

*Opens beer and sighs contentedly*

Does popcorn go with beer ? *Munch munch*, *slurp*

Hmm... Surprisingly, no.

[Countess of night]

*Grabs beer can and throws it at PinkBatMax*

YAARGH!

Um...You were finished with that can weren't you?

[Cam63]

*Looks at Countess and bottom lip quivers like a kid who's just dropped his icecream cone*

Hey, look. Another beer !

[Pink Bat Max]

*Grabs beer can and throws it at PinkBatMax*

YAARGH!

Um...You were finished with that can weren't you?

I've been baptized in beer!
I am a new bat.

[Cam63]

Yoooou hazzz bin sayyyyy-ved !

Now, go wash. You smell like a mouldy beermat.

[Countess of night]

*Looks at Countess and bottom lip quivers like a kid who's just dropped his icecream cone*

Hey, look. Another beer !

*Cackles evilly, remembering that all the beer is non-alcoholic because she secretly swapped it:evilsmile *

[Cam63]

ARGHHH ! Aussie kryptonite ! ...Strength failing... Sobering slightly... Manners returning...

*Beer fairy appears and smiles reassuredly as full strength beer magically materialises in hand*

...Saved !

[Countess of night]

ARGHHH ! Aussie kryptonite ! ...Strength failing... Sobering slightly... Manners returning...

*Beer fairy appears and smiles reassuredly as full strength beer magically materialises in hand*

...Saved !

*The A.A fairy appears and with a wave of her wand the beer vanishes*

Voila!

[Cam63]

*Sprays A.A. fairy with jumbo size can of Mortein*

*Gets another beer and watchs her spin around on her back on the window sill*

[Tyr]

For god sakes, let the man have his beer.

Cam, I don't think you want to drink that beer the fairy gave you, its a Fosters.

[Cam63]

I endorse the above statement... and don't worry. My beer senses warned me it was Fosters tainted.

[Countess of night]

For god sakes, let the man have his beer.

Oh, fine. :)

[Cam63]

Cam happy... *spits out broken glass*

[Tyr]

I endorse the above statement... and don't worry. My beer senses warned me it was Fosters tainted.

Yeah well you shouldn't be accepting beverages from fairies. Though playful, they are mischevous by nature either they'll slip you something that tastes awful, or you'll wake up in the middle of the woods the next day without your pants.

Oddly enough the latter tends to happen at Elven gatherings to, and occasionally in Valhalla.

[Alex L]

So that's where my wallet went...

Forget the front pocket, it's gonna start going into the jacket. :mad:

[bert]

sorry, I only hate Alex

after you've been here for a bit, I may decide I hate you too. . but not yet.

[Alex L]

But I like you... :(

[Pink Bat Max]

Yeah well you shouldn't be accepting beverages from fairies.

But what of the Green Fairy?

[Tyr]

Has anyone noticed that Gotham hasn't responded since starting this thread. Was it suppose to be a rhetorical question?

[bert]

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