View Full Version : Everybody Needs To Thank Warren Ellis
Grazzt
12-05-2007, 03:25 PM
Thank you, Mr. Ellis! (http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5358)
We should get together and buy him a present of some sort.
Shisho
12-05-2007, 03:30 PM
Thank you, Mr. Ellis! (http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5358)
We should get together and buy him a present of some sort.
I love Ellis to bits and pieces, but what's he got to do with it? And if it is all his fault, all the more reason I'd like to buy him a drink. I'll just add it to the list.
Night Swordsman
12-05-2007, 03:31 PM
I did thank him at San Diego,but for Transmet,not the Authority(which i liked,btw). Hell,i loved his version of Excalibur better than almost anyones(only Alan Davis's run where he wrote and drew i like more).
Solaris
12-05-2007, 03:58 PM
Thank you, Mr. Ellis! (http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5358)
We should get together and buy him a present of some sort.
That's too damned funny! If I was able to reply (it's closed), I would've said, "What---you're getting stuff shoved up your ass? Are you SURE that's not a PREXISTING condition? Like, with a POKER, maybe?"
:D
Ah well... we regret the most the things we didn't, or aren't allowed to, do. ;)
:evilsmile
Spike-X
12-05-2007, 04:06 PM
Heheh..."thrust upon me".
king mob
12-05-2007, 04:11 PM
Thank you, Mr. Ellis! (http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5358)
We should get together and buy him a present of some sort.
How about 'The Big Book Of Techno-Goth Cliches Volume Two'?
Tommy
12-05-2007, 05:30 PM
HOW DARE COMICS REPRESENT MORE THAN ONE VIEWPOINT!
They day comics are no longer about big breasted women and men with big guns is the day the 90's are over!
Paul McEnery
12-05-2007, 06:33 PM
HOW DARE COMICS REPRESENT MORE THAN ONE VIEWPOINT!
They day comics are no longer about big breasted women and men with big guns is the day the 90's are over!
Yeah! Now it's about big breasted women with guns!
Reverend Smooth
12-05-2007, 08:02 PM
Only homos obsess about homos, mister repressed homo who wrote that.
Spike-X
12-05-2007, 08:05 PM
Yeah, it's funny how the people who profess to hate gay people and the idea of gay sex never seem to be able to shut up about it, isn't it?
Pink Bat Max
12-05-2007, 08:09 PM
uh.....
...........okay...........
Jeff Brady
12-05-2007, 09:06 PM
I'll thank him when I've finished reading Planetary #27.
Tommy
12-05-2007, 09:21 PM
Yeah, it's funny how the people who profess to hate gay people and the idea of gay sex never seem to be able to shut up about it, isn't it?
I talk less about gay sex than the people who hate gay sex.
Karen El
12-06-2007, 01:43 AM
Only homos obsess about homos, mister repressed homo who wrote that.
I obsess about fish.
But I don't think I'm a fish. Not even a repressed fish who denies her fishyness like Ariel. Hmm. Do you think that The Little Mermaid can be read as a gay metaphor?
Flamebird
12-06-2007, 07:04 AM
I obsess about fish.
But I don't think I'm a fish. Not even a repressed fish who denies her fishyness like Ariel. Hmm. Do you think that The Little Mermaid can be read as a gay metaphor?
I think you're just hungry. Grab some chips and you'll be fine. ;)
Solaris
12-06-2007, 09:15 AM
I obsess about fish.
But I don't think I'm a fish. Not even a repressed fish who denies her fishyness like Ariel. Hmm. Do you think that The Little Mermaid can be read as a gay metaphor?
More like a "Furry" (or, I guess, "scaly") metaphor. :D ;)
wishlish
12-06-2007, 09:28 AM
Is it possible to think that the Frenchy storyline was poorly written and not be a homophobe? Cause that's where I am.
Frency tells Moon Knight, "Of course I'm gay. And everyone knew except you, because you were too busy worshipping Khonshu." Which would be fine...except that we've seen Frenchy deeply in love with women at least twice before, and this is the first time in 100+ issues of Moon Knight that we've ever had a hint of Frenchy being gay. (And not bisexual, but gay, as we learn from his "I can cook an omelette, but that doesn't make me a chef" line.) The way the scene is written, any reader who's enjoyed Moon Knight before is thrown off for a second. If Marc Spector was a terrible friend because he didn't notice Frenchy was gay, what does that make us, the reader, who had no clue?
So since this is Marvel, how many issues before Frenchy dies a horrible, gruesome death?
LewisH
12-06-2007, 09:33 AM
if you violently torture and seriously injure your characters you can do it again and again and apparently it's much more satisfying. So I hold out hope that Moondragon isn't as dead as she looked at the end of the issue yesterday. (Anyway I think Moondragon has been dead before and come back, pretty much like everyone else in the Marvel U these days.)
jetfire85
12-06-2007, 12:14 PM
Yeah, it's funny how the people who profess to hate gay people and the idea of gay sex never seem to be able to shut up about it, isn't it?
It reminds me of the Ron White routine about the homophobe.
"I did not know that about myself..."
Tommy
12-06-2007, 01:09 PM
Do you think that The Little Mermaid can be read as a gay metaphor?
I literally just finished a fifteen page paper on how The Little Mermaid IS a gay metaphor.
stealthwise
12-06-2007, 02:09 PM
Thankoo Unkie Wawwen!
PatrickG
12-06-2007, 02:30 PM
Thank you, Mr. Ellis, for creating gay icons like Pete Wisdom.
(Just trolling for Ellis fangirls, don't mind me...)
Shisho
12-06-2007, 03:25 PM
Thank you, Mr. Ellis, for creating gay icons like Pete Wisdom.
(Just trolling for Ellis fangirls, don't mind me...)
*Snicker*
And if I were to say "Godzilla," I wonder what the next word that pops into your head would be. (I'm so going to hell for that one.) :evilsmile
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
12-06-2007, 03:26 PM
Thank you for giving us Spider Jerusalem & The Filthy Assistants!
(which on a side note, would make a great band name)
Tobias March
12-06-2007, 03:37 PM
Thank you for giving us Spider Jerusalem & The Filthy Assistants!
(which on a side note, would make a great band name)
Ah yeah but you would totally get sued by Warners/AOL ;)
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