Lethal Farts

[the4thpip]

SOUTHPORT - Flatulence is blamed for a Sunday night shooting at a Southport business.

William Hoover, 32, pulled out a semi-automatic rifle at Wheeler's Beverage Barn and shot at three people who teased him about passing gas, a Chemung County sheriff's investigator said.

The incident began inside the store after 6 p.m., where Hoover got into an argument with the three people who teased him about his flatulence, deputies said.

When the argument moved outside and turned physical, Hoover ran to his car, pulled out a semi-automatic rifle, and shot at the three people, deputies said.

Nobody was hurt, and Hoover, of Mansfield, Pennsylvania, was arrested Monday and charged with attempted assault.

Employees at Wheeler's Beverage Store would not comment on the incident, and the victims asked not to be identified due to fears of retaliation.

http://www.wetmtv.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=69df1f68-b9d3-49e2-837c-3bbb07f3f7df

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He who dealt it.

[Solaris]

This guy would NEVER make it in our gaming group.

Gas masks are a standard part of our equipment, kept in the drawer next to the dice. :D

[Guapo Méndez]

Was it wise to fire a weapon where that much gas was dealt?

[Infra-Man]

Judging by the mugshot, if he were to stand too close to a heat source, he would blow up like the Hindenburg.

[Cam63]

I wonder is his arse is registered ?

[Solaris]

I wonder is his arse is registered ?

It is NOW, baby! :D

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

(badly dubbed into English)

"Only Mogomra The Country Lobster can save us from The Fart Monster!"

[heystacy]

It is NOW, baby! :D

Oh Snap! LOL

[CutterMike]

http://www.wetmtv.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=69df1f68-b9d3-49e2-837c-3bbb07f3f7df

http://www.wetmtv.com/media/news/c/6/0/c60acb5f-08f4-439f-b743-784d12ea2d39/Original.jpg
He who dealt it.

Is it just me, or does he look like he's letting a stealth-bomb go right there...?

[sunshinegirl]

i don't know what he's letting go... but he needs to lay off the meth or whatever.

[Cam63]

...and grow a proper beard.

[the4thpip]

...and grow a proper beard.

I think he'll have plenty of time for that now.

[OzBat!]

Yeah yeah yeah, blame the farts. What's next, the "Guns don't kill people, Farts kill people!" defence?? Well buddy, I'll have you know, Kangaroo farts can ease global warming (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22879895-13762,00.html) ! So we won't listen to your weak-arsed excuses no more!

[CutterMike]

Yeah yeah yeah, blame the farts. What's next, the "Guns don't kill people, Farts kill people!" defence?? Well buddy, I'll have you know, Kangaroo farts can ease global warming (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22879895-13762,00.html) ! So we won't listen to your weak-arsed excuses no more!

Why do I find the fact that the kangarooo-fart expert is named "Athol" so terribly amusing? (I wonder if he hath a lithp?)

[OzBat!]

I think it more amusing that there's a kangaroo-fart expert, full stop.

But, I can't hear the name "Athol" without a spike milligan accent, it just doesn't work!

[rick]

Because someone needs to be the first to add action visuals to this thread.....


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/922/goof231fm7.jpg

[CutterMike]

Because someone needs to be the first to add action visuals to this thread.....


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/922/goof231fm7.jpg

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!


(...sorry...)

[Cam63]

Hmm... Flaming farts on an oil rig... I wonder if the Work Safety people know about that guy ?

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Because someone needs to be the first to add action visuals to this thread.....


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/922/goof231fm7.jpg

I'll see you & raise:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/UCBMogomra.jpg