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Joe Bullseye
11-27-2007, 01:49 PM
It asked the most important comic book film question ever.
Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel? :D

cosmoboy
11-27-2007, 01:56 PM
nearly a toss up but Biel gets the vote for having better curves.

BoosterBronze
11-27-2007, 02:15 PM
They both do nothing for me.

Phil Clark
11-27-2007, 03:14 PM
Oh. Gay, huh?

Biel. Hottest woman in Hollywood at the moment. Man I need to see Chuck and Larry. Just for her. Can't stand Sandler.

Crimson Avenger
11-27-2007, 03:19 PM
A vote for Jessica Biel.

Black Atom
11-27-2007, 03:33 PM
Seriously, this was really a commercial?

Lord of Denial
11-27-2007, 03:37 PM
Biel

That body is just WOW.

Lord of Denial
11-27-2007, 03:38 PM
Seriously, this was really a commercial?

It had other things. It was for the Spike Awards.

mattx110
11-27-2007, 03:41 PM
They both do nothing for me.
You're supposed to say which one you find more attractive, not audition them to be your cleaning lady.

The Zapper
11-27-2007, 03:45 PM
They both do nothing for me.

What he said.

1WEBHEAD
11-27-2007, 03:45 PM
I GOT THE HOTS FOR ALBA. . . .:o

Monty_Cristo
11-27-2007, 04:03 PM
Alba gave us Fantastic Four 1 & 2. so, i voted for Biel.

GozertheGozarian
11-27-2007, 04:07 PM
Thirding none of the above.

BoosterBronze
11-27-2007, 04:07 PM
If I had to choose I'd have to go with Biel. She has a very nice bottom, although I don't care for her pointy nose or lack of acting skills.

Jessica Alba is like a hole in my memory. I'm sure she must be a hot chick, but she's so painfully bland I don't even recall what she looks like.

Black Atom
11-27-2007, 05:20 PM
Alba gave us Fantastic Four 1 & 2. so, i voted for Biel.

Blade Tinity was worse than both combined, in my opinion. Not like it matters.

Biel's got the better body, but Alba is beautiful--even this super-skinny version. Alba FTW.

Jamal
11-27-2007, 05:48 PM
Blade Tinity was worse than both combined, in my opinion. Not like it matters.

Biel's got the better body, but Alba is beautiful--even this super-skinny version. Alba FTW.

I went with Alba but I agree she needs to put the weight back on.

MaxofSteel
11-27-2007, 06:00 PM
Biel definitely has the better body, but Alba has a cuter face IMO.

Joe Bullseye
11-27-2007, 06:13 PM
So it's biel out of the gate. Keep it up people. Where is the contest???

Christopher Cross Is God
11-27-2007, 06:19 PM
I went with Alba but I agree she needs to put the weight back on.

It's insane the super-thin body-type she's going for right now, when considering how much better her physique looked in Idle Hands years ago (STUPID movie, but worth watching for her alone).

tanyarayes246
11-27-2007, 06:29 PM
i got to give it to Jessica Biel
shes got a wayyy hotter body, and such a gorgeous face
i've seen pics of the both of them without makeup, and alba doesn't look all that hot, but biel still looks good without makeup.
jessica biel is flawless.
i like biel's movies better, illusionist and chuck and larry!!
jessica alba is tooo skinny, biel has a naturally beautiful face :D

Alex Dragon
11-27-2007, 06:35 PM
I'd have to go with Jessica Biel. More of a classic type beauty, better body, does better movies and from what I can tell she's a better actress. While I don't think Jessica Alba's bad looking, I kinda don't get why some people make a big deal about her. But then again I guess I feel that way about lots of starlets in Hollywood.

Monty_Cristo
11-27-2007, 06:42 PM
Blade Tinity was worse than both combined, in my opinion. Not like it matters.

and Alba's awkward attempt at comedy was worse than all combined. not like it matters.

The Xenos
11-27-2007, 06:54 PM
I've had the hots for Alba since she wa slike 13 and on Flipper.

Um.. I was thirteen at the time too. I swear. Oh crap.. Chris Hansen's gonna hunt me down.

Anyway, just as long as she doesn't go blonde again.

Thorlief
11-27-2007, 06:55 PM
both extremely overrated. i wont go any further

my answer:
http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/NEWS/natalie.portman.12.jpg

Dr. Banner
11-27-2007, 07:05 PM
^^^
I don't get it.

The thread is comparing two females. I don't even know who that long haired boy is, but I don't see how it fits with the thread...


:D

Alba, without hesitation, is my choice.

Erik Lehnsherr
11-27-2007, 07:10 PM
Alba is supposed to be Jessica Biel's superior but until she gets her ass back from the Dark Angel days of 2000-2001, I can't see her the same again. Jessica Biel may just have the best all around body in Hollywood though.

Thorlief
11-27-2007, 07:11 PM
long haired boy

http://anasui.lenzus.com/content/45607272/50187623.gif









ok, Biel probably. The lesser of two evils. She's got nice feet

Monty_Cristo
11-27-2007, 07:18 PM
ok, Biel probably. The lesser of two evils. She's got nice feet

when did you see her feet?

both extremely overrated. i wont go any further

my answer:
http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/NEWS/natalie.portman.12.jpg


Kiera Knightley's homelier twin? :confused:

Michael P
11-27-2007, 07:21 PM
One of each, please. Don't bother to wrap them; I'll wear them out.

both extremely overrated. i wont go any further

my answer:
http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/NEWS/natalie.portman.12.jpg

Oh, and one of those, too.

Thorlief
11-27-2007, 07:23 PM
when did you see her feet?


online, in some pics. They aren't the most beautiful feet, but they are decent enough

Joe Franklin
11-27-2007, 08:51 PM
I voted for Biel.

I would love to shag either of them, but Biel has womanly curves, while Alba has the body of an average 13 year old girl.

Taltos
11-27-2007, 08:59 PM
I went with Alba but I agree she needs to put the weight back on.

yeah thats pretty much the feeling here, dark angle alba takes it

Christopher Cross Is God
11-27-2007, 09:16 PM
I still say Alba was at her best during the Idle Hands film. In her Dark Angel days, she had already started slimming down a bit too much.

Jota
11-27-2007, 09:16 PM
I feel like a fat kid in a candy store...

Toreador
11-27-2007, 10:11 PM
Biel has better curves now but Alba has always been hotter. Biel without makeup looks very plain while Alba still looks cute.

Black Atom
11-27-2007, 10:36 PM
and Alba's awkward attempt at comedy was worse than all combined. not like it matters.

Touché, sir.

The thread is comparing two females. I don't even know who that long haired boy is, but I don't see how it fits with the thread...

Oh, no you di'n't.

I've been lucky enough to see both in person and while Biel's quite good-looking Alba's otherworldly. If it'd been Dark Angel-era Alba I'd have exploded on the spot.

minmaxticus
11-27-2007, 10:45 PM
...Biel FTW.

ShAdOwgHoST
11-27-2007, 11:04 PM
i thought alba has herpes....

anywho, alba is prettier but too skinny. id go with biel and put an alba mask on her face

Rabid Trekkie
11-27-2007, 11:04 PM
While Biel is generally the type I go for more, there's something about Alba that I find extremely attractive. To the point where I actually really enjoy Fantastic Four when she's on and may end up buying Dark Angel.

Jettison
11-28-2007, 12:06 AM
Beil ALL THE WAY!

the hotness.....

Erik Lehnsherr
11-28-2007, 12:23 AM
I'm amazed the skinny version of Alba is getting solidly picked over Biel. It's kind of amusing in a way.

Sam T.
11-28-2007, 12:57 AM
They are both totally hot ladies...but in my eyes the winner is Alba!

meethraa
11-28-2007, 02:15 AM
One of them is actually actractive, so it's not an hard choice at all.

Biel all the way, obviously.

KenK
11-28-2007, 06:57 AM
Biel fo' real! :D

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/20/xin_4007032014101721322910.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/cryptic_name/Biel.gif

HomerJay
11-28-2007, 08:15 AM
The thread is comparing two females. I don't even know who that long haired boy is, but I don't see how it fits with the thread...
Wonderfully played.
Although I do admit that I have an unexplainable crush on Keira Knightley despite me being a big-time curves guy.
Jessica Biel may just have the best all around body in Hollywood though.
The reason she gets my vote.
They both do nothing for me.
Obligatory:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/studpost.jpg

hulahulk
11-28-2007, 08:43 AM
Arrrgh! Hulahulk hate having to choose! Hulahulk SMASH!! The angelic beauty of both contestants ought to be shared and enjoyed! Both calm and arouse Hulahulk at same time!! Arrgh!

jesse_custer
11-28-2007, 08:48 AM
Alba's lips and innocence win the competition, friends.

estee
11-28-2007, 10:07 AM
Alba...just too yummy. ;)

Rattlehead
11-28-2007, 10:19 AM
The beautiful cruly-haired version of Jessica Alba from Dark Angel Season 1 for the win.

jesse_custer
11-28-2007, 10:38 AM
Is "Dark Angel" any good? I've watched a few minutes of it from time to time, and it seemed alright.

Rattlehead
11-28-2007, 10:55 AM
Is "Dark Angel" any good? I've watched a few minutes of it from time to time, and it seemed alright.

The first season is a pretty good superhero/espionage series with Alba trying to learn about her obligatory mysterious past and take down the government agency that created her. It also has a romantic subplot, and a very likeable supporting cast. . She's like a female Superman archetype, and it's set in a dystopian future where the infrastructure of the country has been wiped out by a magnetic pulse. Season 1 is worth a rental at least. Season 2 went completely off the rails, as the main plot had already been wrapped up in S1, and it turned into a weird X-Files knock-off, with a supernatural villian of the week turning up every episode.

Erik Lehnsherr
11-28-2007, 11:17 AM
The beautiful cruly-haired version of Jessica Alba from Dark Angel Season 1 for the win.

You gotta go back 7 years to have her measure up to the untouchable version of Biel that runs around today though?

Joe Bullseye
11-28-2007, 01:09 PM
Alba is catching up but Biel still has first place. Anybody else getting their thoughts in on this one?

By the way, I voted Biel but have to give one thing to Alba. The way she moved in Sin City is heart stopping!!!

Shellhead
11-28-2007, 01:36 PM
Hmm. Without make-up?

Biel looks very plain:

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/no-makeup-jessica-biel-400a050307.jpg

Alba looks a little better:

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/01/jessica-alba-makeup.jpg

In general, I think Alba looks way hotter with make-up, though Biel obviously has the better body. But I was never a fan of Alba's huge lips, and it looks like she's losing some hair in the front and center. In the end, I voted for Alba.

The Batman
11-28-2007, 01:38 PM
Man, this is harder than decided which one of your kids should get to live.

Toreador
11-28-2007, 10:34 PM
Man, this is harder than decided which one of your kids should get to live.

Easy, the one that won't put you in a home when you get old or senile. ;)

metalhead_dave743
11-29-2007, 03:18 AM
Both are overexposed, both are overrated, and both aren't that hot either. Sorry.

Erik Lehnsherr
11-29-2007, 03:19 AM
You don't really mean that...I wish I could start each and everyday of my life off by biting Jessia Alba for good luck.

metalhead_dave743
11-29-2007, 03:31 AM
You don't really mean that...I wish I could start each and everyday of my life off by biting Jessia Alba for good luck.

Eh, it's the face. She looks too much like a little girl trying to be a woman.

Bryce Dallas Howard beats both Alba and Biel.

Erik Lehnsherr
11-29-2007, 03:34 AM
Bryce Dallas Howard aka Gwen Stacy? Wow....she looks like a man to me. Has no kind of curves or stand out physcial features.

metalhead_dave743
11-29-2007, 03:38 AM
Bryce Dallas Howard aka Gwen Stacy? Wow....she looks like a man to me. Has no kind of curves or stand out physcial features.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/sm3still4small.jpg

Are you kidding me? She's the best thing about that film. She is stunning. Which is wierd because she never looked that good in any of her M. Night movies.

Fine, find me something wrong with Kristy Swanson, who I believe truly is the hottest of the hot.

Erik Lehnsherr
11-29-2007, 03:48 AM
You mean original Buffy? Dude...she was always an average blonde to me. But I'm not a blonde guy anyway.

Julie Pinson>Kristie Swanson...this picture doesn't do Julie justice either
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album45/julie-pinson10260601.jpg

Susan Ward>>>All
http://www.styleikon.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/Sep/susan_ward_1.jpg

metalhead_dave743
11-29-2007, 04:18 AM
You mean original Buffy? Dude...she was always an average blonde to me. But I'm not a blonde guy anyway.


Why do I keep spelling Kristy's name wrong? Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads, hair doesn't matter to me, if they are hot they are hot.

Julie Pinson, I don't think so, but I'll give you Susan Ward. She is smoking.

I'd like to find a picture of Kristy but everywhere I search, I just get the pics from her playboy shoot and I'm not posting that.

Thorlief
11-29-2007, 04:34 AM
man, loads of averageness in this thread

Joe Bullseye
11-29-2007, 04:44 AM
Susan Ward is hot but we're going off track guys. Alba or Biel???

Jared
11-29-2007, 10:11 AM
I don't get where this "Alba is too skinny now" stuff is coming from. It's not like she's pulled a Christina Ricci and totally changed her body type. Has she shown up at a premiere recently looking like Kate Bosworth? Her body looks as good in Deep Blue, or whatever that movie was as it did back in Dark Angel. And I think she looks better with straight hair than curly.

But Biel has maybe the greatest body alive. Even when her arms were slight butch looking for my tastes in Blade III, at least it made sense for the character.
Assuming her breasts are real, then she probably has the most perfect body that God has ever devised. And she's a better actress, and still improving. Alba has the exact ability now that she did when got her break.


One pair of no-makeup photos isn't really enough to judge. Under certain lighting from certain angles, and with silly hat, Alba might look just as plain as Biel does there. Though Alba does have what'd I consider to be a cuter face, I'm not so sure she's hotter overall.

Although Alba seems to be more known for her booty, I'm not so sure I'd count out Biel in that category...
http://i17.tinypic.com/8fl1hm8.jpg

(I'll accept my award for the internet now)

Overall, if talking about a completely hypothetical one-nighter, I'd go with Biel. Alba seems like she'd be a better girlfriend though. She comes off as a genuinely sweet, caring person, the kind of girl who'd tickle me in the morning and make breakfast. Biel would just use me for my body until she coldly decided to move on. :(....wait, I mean :)

Anyway, I voted Biel, but this is one of those things where at any given time I might have voted the other way. We're talking about comparing an 11 with an 11.000001, basically.

Ravenheart
11-29-2007, 10:13 AM
Biel is nice but I'm going Alba all the way.

SPAfreak
11-29-2007, 10:27 AM
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/sm3still4small.jpg

Are you kidding me? She's the best thing about that film. She is stunning. Which is wierd because she never looked that good in any of her M. Night movies.

She's said in interviews that she was padded in the chestal regions. I love her though. She's good looking, a good actress and she comes across likable in interviews. How she came from Opie is a bit of a mystery though.

HomerJay
11-29-2007, 10:30 AM
man, loads of averageness in this thread
Second day in a row that I feel the need to post this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/studpost.jpg

Scott Evil
11-29-2007, 10:38 AM
It asked the most important comic book film question ever.
Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel? :D

The real winners?

Fox.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u28/Scott-Evil/Megan_Fox_Transformers.jpg

Bell.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u28/Scott-Evil/rihanna-kristen-bell0802.jpg


But since neither was on the ballot- I voted for Beil. Can't beat a woman who can return the beating, ya know?

Scott Evil
11-29-2007, 10:39 AM
Second day in a row that I feel the need to post this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/studpost.jpg

STOP IT TROLL!!! That is uncalled for!

I'm reporting you to a mod!

:D

Black Atom
11-29-2007, 10:41 AM
Second day in a row that I feel the need to post this:


You are king.

Scott Evil
11-29-2007, 10:54 AM
You are king.

I feel like that guy... but Filipino.

..and not in the Country - fresh air makes me break out.

Jared
11-29-2007, 10:59 AM
Bell.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u28/Scott-Evil/rihanna-kristen-bell0802.jpg


Kristin Bell isn't even the hottest person in that picture, and I don't know who the other one is. Not that I mean to rag on her*, she's a good looking girl, but much of her fanboy appeal is due to the likeablility of Veronica Mars. On 7th Heaven, she would have been lucky to get noticed.


*Though it is extremely bad manners to interject other subjects into a discussion of The Hotties Jessica.

Scott Evil
11-29-2007, 11:03 AM
Kristin Bell isn't even the hottest person in that picture, and I don't know who the other one is. Not that I mean to rag on her*, she's a good looking girl, but much of her fanboy appeal is due to the likeablility of Veronica Mars. On 7th Heaven, she would have been lucky to get noticed.

That would be the beautiful songbird Christina Milian. She's so popular, I can't tell you what she sings :D I just posted it since we're on nerd/geek-friendly chickies, and the Bell/Milian pic came up first on my quick search. I was pretty close to posting some Hayden (LEGAL pics :D) or maybe some of the ladies of G4 (say what you will about their programming, but Munn, Webb, and Keighley make my heart a-flutter).


What were we talking about again?

Your Imaginary Pal
11-29-2007, 11:06 AM
simple f***In' question, this or that...why are you folks adding variables to a perfect equation?
Alba or Biel people, lives are at stake...
Your indifference pains me.
Alba, because of her fuller lips and all that jazz. If you have any doubts refer to Sin City. Little Nancy Callahan done growed up a bit, yeeha.

Thorlief
11-29-2007, 11:12 AM
Second day in a row that I feel the need to post this:


that guy is probably the typical Alba fan.

since we're on nerd/geek-friendly chickies

looks like I'm right after all

Nate Grey
11-29-2007, 11:14 AM
If they'd be willing, I'd take both. I'm creative. All I can say without getting censored.

HomerJay
11-29-2007, 11:18 AM
that guy is probably the typical Alba fan.
Can't speak for him, but I voted for Biel.
But I'd be more than happy to find either in my bed. Neither are my world #1, but I'm not delusional enough to think I wouldn't be tripping over my tongue if either walked into the room.

Thorlief
11-29-2007, 11:22 AM
neither am I (I'm not as ugly as that fatarse, but I'm not George Clooney either) but that wasn't my answer. I just said that, to me, both are extremely overrated, and there's nothing wrong in having such opinions

Erik Lehnsherr
11-29-2007, 11:26 AM
simple f***In' question, this or that...why are you folks adding variables to a perfect equation?
Alba or Biel people, lives are at stake...
Your indifference pains me.
Alba, because of her fuller lips and all that jazz. If you have any doubts refer to Sin City. Little Nancy Callahan done growed up a bit, yeeha.

She's lost about 15 lbs since 2005. LOL@people needing past versions to add up to today's Biel.

HomerJay
11-29-2007, 11:31 AM
neither am I (I'm not as ugly as that fatarse, but I'm not George Clooney either) but that wasn't my answer. I just said that, to me, both are extremely overrated, and there's nothing wrong in having such opinions
You also opined that most of the women posted in this thread were average.
I never said you were wrong for having such opinions, but rather your opinion is wrong.

Jettison
11-29-2007, 11:32 AM
Thread needs more pics

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%2021(7).png

yum

Your Imaginary Pal
11-29-2007, 11:33 AM
She's lost about 15 lbs since 2005. LOL@people needing past versions to add up to today's Biel.

all I have is my past, don't mock me, my life it is sad enough.
Plus Alba wasn't so bad looking in FF2, I just It's just bringing up that nightmare on celluloid hurts my happy place. Reed...Dancing...why is this happening.
There you just turned me into Doom. Reed must die.

Black Atom
11-29-2007, 11:35 AM
She's lost about 15 lbs since 2005. LOL@people needing past versions to add up to today's Biel.

Don't get me wrong, I think Alba looked better just a year or so ago, but she's still way more stunning than Biel, in my opinion.

Erik Lehnsherr
11-29-2007, 11:40 AM
all I have is my past, don't mock me, my life it is sad enough.
Plus Alba wasn't so bad looking in FF2, I just It's just bringing up that nightmare on celluloid hurts my happy place. Reed...Dancing...why is this happening.
There you just turned me into Doom. Reed must die.

Hey..I love the past too..I would LOVE to always have 2000-01 Alba here. Her thighs and ass were SO JUICY back then...it was such a great, great sight. She was damn near my favorite Californian EVER. I remember me and Conan O'Brien were thinking the same thing the night Dark Angel premiered...."The girl from Dark Angel is HOT!".:D

Thorlief
11-29-2007, 11:46 AM
You also opined that most of the women posted in this thread were average.
I never said you were wrong for having such opinions, but rather your opinion is wrong.

and who are you to determine wheter an opinion is wrong or right? Let's leave it at that

Scott Evil
11-29-2007, 11:50 AM
Why is J. Beil behind? (hehehe...)

Quit lurking you... lurkers! Log-in and vote! Your voice MUST be heard! Its apparently very important for someone who needs confirmation for their infatuation over two women who happen to share the same first names and star in comic book movies!

Quickly!

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q20/sigurdslyngbom/jessica-biel-ass-illusionist-03.jpg

*KA-POW!!!*

I love her like a fat kid loves cake...

Jared
11-29-2007, 11:51 AM
and who are you to determine wheter an opinion is wrong or right? Let's leave it at that


Hey I agree, ultimately, everything is subjective. Except this. You are truly, definitively wrong. You are wrong down to the most fundamental core of reality. You are as wrong as wrong can possibly be. It doesn't make you a bad person, it doesn't mean you shouldn't express an opinion. It just makes you wrong. :)

HomerJay
11-29-2007, 12:00 PM
and who are you to determine wheter an opinion is wrong or right? Let's leave it at that
My opinion is that 2 + 2 = 7.
It is my opinion. Therefore it is correct no matter what you say.

Your Imaginary Pal
11-29-2007, 12:16 PM
My opinion is that 2 + 2 = 7.
It is my opinion. Therefore it is correct no matter what you say.

As I once heard in school, said by a teacher.
Opinions cannot be right or wrong, they can however be stupid.

or maybe I just made it up...who can remember?

Scott Evil
11-29-2007, 12:35 PM
As I once heard in school, said by a teacher.
Opinions cannot be right or wrong, they can however be stupid.

or maybe I just made it up...who can remember?

Also, I've heard opinions are like a-holes.




Everyone's got one.

EDIT: WHY IS BEIL STILL BEHIND!!! C'mon! Confirm my infatuation over a woman I'll never have!

HomerJay
11-29-2007, 12:51 PM
EDIT: WHY IS BEIL STILL BEHIND!!!
I prefer her behind to be moving, but still is nice too.

Shellhead
11-29-2007, 01:32 PM
EDIT: WHY IS BEIL STILL BEHIND!!! C'mon! Confirm my infatuation over a woman I'll never have!

I think she lost her lead after I posted those pictures of Alba and Biel without makeup.

Black Atom
11-29-2007, 02:14 PM
Yeah. Biel without make-up looks kinda like the Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Christopher Cross Is God
11-29-2007, 02:16 PM
That would be the beautiful songbird Christina Milian. She's so popular, I can't tell you what she sings :D

Problem with Milian is she's around 5 feet tall.

Anyway, here are some Alba pics from Idle Hands, so everyone can see what I was referring to. She looked young here (She was supposed to be a high schooler, although she was probably 18 or 19 at the time), but in my opinion this is the best she ever looked.....Much better than her attempts at looking like a waif nowadays.

The set of buttcheeks she had in this link beats Biel out any day (For some reason, the pic won't show up, so you have to click on the link):

http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gallery/Idle%20Hands%20Press%20Releases/normal_jma0707.jpg

Far better than what she had in Dark Angel.

And this is what she looked like facially. Not the best picture from the movie, but it gives you an idea:

http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gallery/Idle%20Hands%20Press%20Releases/jma0656.jpg

Regardless, I don't think Alba nor Biel is one of the hottest looking women on the planet, but they're still pretty good looking. Megan Fox definitely has them beat facially, but I think Fox's detriments are a flat chest and thin legs. If Fox started doing some leg presses and such to build up her legs & butt, she'd be closer to perfection.

The Zapper
11-29-2007, 02:26 PM
Alba is average at best, and I'm being generous. I've never understood why people think she's hot other than that they were told she was hot enough times that they firmly believe it now. The same thing goes with a lot of "hot" celebrities.

Biel looks like a linebacker, but she's better than Alba.

Christopher Cross Is God
11-29-2007, 02:30 PM
Biel looks like a linebacker, but she's better than Alba.

You must've come across some anorexic linebackers back in your day.

Scott Evil
11-29-2007, 02:31 PM
I prefer her behind to be moving, but still is nice too.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u28/Scott-Evil/biel.gif
I think she lost her lead after I posted those pictures of Alba and Biel without makeup.

You are part now part of the problem.

Thorlief
11-29-2007, 02:31 PM
Hey I agree, ultimately, everything is subjective. Except this. You are truly, definitively wrong. You are wrong down to the most fundamental core of reality. You are as wrong as wrong can possibly be. It doesn't make you a bad person, it doesn't mean you shouldn't express an opinion. It just makes you wrong. :)

http://anasui.lenzus.com/content/45607272/72677722.gif


My opinion is that 2 + 2 = 7.
It is my opinion. Therefore it is correct no matter what you say.

actually, math could be considered subjective. Why should we think that 2+2 =4 is definitive truth? It's just a system made up by men, and we've been told to follow it. Who says it's right or wrong? Who says a minute's got 60 seconds? Who says Alba is a good looking girl? A lot of people, but I beg to differ. She's average looking. She does nothing for me. She's not sexy at all to me. Her face is average. Her body is average. Her Gary Coleman cheeks make me want to punch her. Who says a day's got 24 hours? Who says my ex gf is a beetch? I do, because she really is.

Black Atom
11-29-2007, 02:38 PM
Something about Megan Fox's look is kinda generic/fake to me. She's certainly beautiful, but doesn't really stand out. Alba still has a place solidly among my top ten faces at least as recently as the Awake trailer. That smile of hers is golden.

Scott Evil
11-29-2007, 02:39 PM
Problem with Milian is she's around 5 feet tall.
How's that a problem? :D

Megan Fox definitely has them beat facially, but I think Fox's detriments are a flat chest and thin legs. If Fox started doing some leg presses and such to build up her legs & butt, she'd be closer to perfection.

I think Megan Fox's greatest detriment is BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN.

Black Atom
11-29-2007, 02:44 PM
Alba is average at best, and I'm being generous. I've never understood why people think she's hot other than that they were told she was hot enough times that they firmly believe it now. The same thing goes with a lot of "hot" celebrities.

Biel looks like a linebacker, but she's better than Alba.

See, I can understand people not thinking Jessica Alba is hot. What I can't understand is why the people who hold those opinions have to think everyone else is crazy. Or that they're right.

jesse_custer
11-29-2007, 02:49 PM
Regardless if you think these women are average or whatever, the real question is whether you would bang them if you had the opportunity. Whether you find someone genuinely attractive doesn't really say a lot about your standards in reality.

pitbull in a skirt
11-29-2007, 02:55 PM
Jessica Alba if she still had short black hair...?

I don't know, this is the most random poll ever. So maybe I shouldn't vote.

both extremely overrated. i wont go any further

my answer:


But...but...her name isn't Jessica. Therefore totally off topic.

Wonderfully played.
Although I do admit that I have an unexplainable crush on Keira Knightley despite me being a big-time curves guy.

The reason she gets my vote.

Obligatory:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/studpost.jpg



This ones even better

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/floetic_justice/pushit2thelimit/hurrrrrrrrrruq1ho2.jpg

Hmm. Without make-up?

In general, I think Alba looks way hotter with make-up, though Biel obviously has the better body. But I was never a fan of Alba's huge lips, and it looks like she's losing some hair in the front and center. In the end, I voted for Alba.

Huge lips?

You must have paper thin lips if you think her lips are 'huge'.



But Biel has maybe the greatest body alive.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/floetic_justice/glam109.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/floetic_justice/bettiebikini066.jpg

END OF THREAD.

pitbull in a skirt
11-29-2007, 03:14 PM
double post.

Justin D.
11-29-2007, 03:16 PM
I like looking at and talking about attractive women as much as the next person, but this thread has run its course. Actually, it did that quite a few posts back.