Leaked Info on RED HULK!!!!! (SPOILERS)

[slapstickinitiative]

This came out recently and has been making the rounds through LCS. Apparently the first couple of issues do not show the Alter ego on Red HULK ,the question marked section stays like that even on the preview issue.

The information that has come out so far is this.

This hulk's power source comes from an abstract construct energy called the ANGER Force. Thusly it allows red hulk to achieve a level of strength that would scare off Thanos. This person has been chosen as the avatar of the Hulk to be passed on in the absence of Banner being around.

2nd,This Hulk won't have a healing factor because his durability is off the charts. He will be able to cause explosions near him through channeling his anger outwards in a combustible form of energy within 10-20 ft of distance.

He will also have some new ability of being able to increase his size along with his strength like the old style hulk used to do.

Aside from knocking out the watcher,within the span of 2 issues because of the attention he draws to him. He confronts gladiator and piledrives him through the moon,he will also even confront Eternity itself and thunderclap it away from him.

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.

that is all being described right now at comicboards.com

[Brad Barton]

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.You had me till here.

Pity, the other stuff actually sounded kind of cool.

[drwho]

Well, it sounds like they finally decided to do something with Hulkling. :p As for the Anger force that has got to be another one of the crummiest ideas I have ever heard come out from Marvel. Oh and with Loeb at the helm I'm not surprised one bit how ludicrous it sounds. This is starting to sound like I should wait before I purchase. I'm having Lupine flashbacks.

[mindcrime]

This came out recently and has been making the rounds through LCS. Apparently the first couple of issues do not show the Alter ego on Red HULK ,the question marked section stays like that even on the preview issue.

The information that has come out so far is this.

This hulk's power source comes from an abstract construct energy called the ANGER Force. Thusly it allows red hulk to achieve a level of strength that would scare off Thanos. This person has been chosen as the avatar of the Hulk to be passed on in the absence of Banner being around.

2nd,This Hulk won't have a healing factor because his durability is off the charts. He will be able to cause explosions near him through channeling his anger outwards in a combustible form of energy within 10-20 ft of distance.

He will also have some new ability of being able to increase his size along with his strength like the old style hulk used to do.

Aside from knocking out the watcher,within the span of 2 issues because of the attention he draws to him. He confronts gladiator and piledrives him through the moon,he will also even confront Eternity itself and thunderclap it away from him.

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.

that is all being described right now at comicboards.com







attempt to " violate" iron man? okay, thats just wrong.:eek:

[Camron Amaya]

This came out recently and has been making the rounds through LCS. Apparently the first couple of issues do not show the Alter ego on Red HULK ,the question marked section stays like that even on the preview issue.

The information that has come out so far is this.

This hulk's power source comes from an abstract construct energy called the ANGER Force. Thusly it allows red hulk to achieve a level of strength that would scare off Thanos. This person has been chosen as the avatar of the Hulk to be passed on in the absence of Banner being around.

2nd,This Hulk won't have a healing factor because his durability is off the charts. He will be able to cause explosions near him through channeling his anger outwards in a combustible form of energy within 10-20 ft of distance.

He will also have some new ability of being able to increase his size along with his strength like the old style hulk used to do.

Aside from knocking out the watcher,within the span of 2 issues because of the attention he draws to him. He confronts gladiator and piledrives him through the moon,he will also even confront Eternity itself and thunderclap it away from him.

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.

that is all being described right now at comicboards.com

This is....retarted lmao. Especialy the anger force and thunderclapping Eternity.

[drwho]

This is....retarted lmao. Especialy the anger force and thunderclapping Eternity.

It sounds bad. Now what I think could be cool is if maybe this new avatar was a cosmic avatar for say someone like Chaos and Order who they just chose to appear as the Hulk since the current Hulk is in jail.

[icctrombone]

This hulk's power source comes from an abstract construct energy called the ANGER Force.

It's related to the Yellow fear monster . They were both roommates until the F. monster looked at equations and the anger forces face was destroyed in an experiment.

really.

[Froggy]

This came out recently and has been making the rounds through LCS. Apparently the first couple of issues do not show the Alter ego on Red HULK ,the question marked section stays like that even on the preview issue.

The information that has come out so far is this.

This hulk's power source comes from an abstract construct energy called the ANGER Force. Thusly it allows red hulk to achieve a level of strength that would scare off Thanos. This person has been chosen as the avatar of the Hulk to be passed on in the absence of Banner being around.

2nd,This Hulk won't have a healing factor because his durability is off the charts. He will be able to cause explosions near him through channeling his anger outwards in a combustible form of energy within 10-20 ft of distance.

He will also have some new ability of being able to increase his size along with his strength like the old style hulk used to do.

Aside from knocking out the watcher,within the span of 2 issues because of the attention he draws to him. He confronts gladiator and piledrives him through the moon,he will also even confront Eternity itself and thunderclap it away from him.

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.

that is all being described right now at comicboards.com
either cosmic avatar or fanwanked like a mutha

[Kevinroc]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[stealthwise]

Boring up until the violating Iron Man thing. Now I'm intrigued. :)

[ivesaidway2much]

This came out recently and has been making the rounds through LCS. Apparently the first couple of issues do not show the Alter ego on Red HULK ,the question marked section stays like that even on the preview issue.

The information that has come out so far is this.

This hulk's power source comes from an abstract construct energy called the ANGER Force. Thusly it allows red hulk to achieve a level of strength that would scare off Thanos. This person has been chosen as the avatar of the Hulk to be passed on in the absence of Banner being around.

2nd,This Hulk won't have a healing factor because his durability is off the charts. He will be able to cause explosions near him through channeling his anger outwards in a combustible form of energy within 10-20 ft of distance.

He will also have some new ability of being able to increase his size along with his strength like the old style hulk used to do.

Aside from knocking out the watcher,within the span of 2 issues because of the attention he draws to him. He confronts gladiator and piledrives him through the moon,he will also even confront Eternity itself and thunderclap it away from him.

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.

that is all being described right now at comicboards.comThis can't be true. I know Loeb isn't a great writer, but even he can't possibly be this bad.

[Cayman]

Iron Man cannot be violated. He's always up for it.

[Sabrinaset]

The Anger Force.

Lemee guess ... Red Hulk will be the first Red Lantern, and is gunna be instrumental in the victory over the Sinestro Corps? No, wait ... he fights the Swamp Thing while he taps into the Green ... no, wait ...

[Hrungr]

I can't believe anyone would be willing to entertain this as an actual possiblity. :p

And where exactly on the comicboards are people discussing this, because I can't find it.

[Shai Hulud]

thunderclapping eternity....mhahahaha...now, Thor fans will never be able to top that...

[Camron Amaya]

thunderclaping eternity....mhahahaha...now, Thor fans will never be able to top that...

Oh yea? Wait till Thor discovers the Fabio Force.

[Froggy]

The Anger Force.

Lemee guess ... Red Hulk will be the first Red Lantern, and is gunna be instrumental in the victory over the Sinestro Corps? No, wait ... he fights the Swamp Thing while he taps into the Green ... no, wait ...
no no you had it riiiiiiight
thunderclapping eternity....mhahahaha...now, Thor fans will never be able to top that...

pfft..Thor will bakchand the TOAA before that happens

[Dagger]

pfft..Thor will bakchand the TOAA before that happens
Why would he want to do that to Jack Kirby?

[Your Imaginary Pal]

Anger Force?
Sounds like a 90s Image Comic.
The Red Menace-Mad Scientist-Fighting Mad-Ms. PMS-Mighty Upset..
giving them ideas, what horrors have unleashed

[DaeJi]

There's bad ideas, and then there's this. I don't buy it.

[thronzeblast]

This came out recently and has been making the rounds through LCS. Apparently the first couple of issues do not show the Alter ego on Red HULK ,the question marked section stays like that even on the preview issue.

The information that has come out so far is this.

This hulk's power source comes from an abstract construct energy called the ANGER Force. Thusly it allows red hulk to achieve a level of strength that would scare off Thanos. This person has been chosen as the avatar of the Hulk to be passed on in the absence of Banner being around.

2nd,This Hulk won't have a healing factor because his durability is off the charts. He will be able to cause explosions near him through channeling his anger outwards in a combustible form of energy within 10-20 ft of distance.

He will also have some new ability of being able to increase his size along with his strength like the old style hulk used to do.

Aside from knocking out the watcher,within the span of 2 issues because of the attention he draws to him. He confronts gladiator and piledrives him through the moon,he will also even confront Eternity itself and thunderclap it away from him.

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.

that is all being described right now at comicboards.com




Dont believe it but interesting.

[DeadXMan]

Pity the anus of the poor man that becomes the first victim of Gay Hulk...




even if it is Tony's

[Froggy]

Why would he want to do that to Jack Kirby?

CUZ HES THE BADASS CHILD OF TEH KIRBY SANDBOX!


but to be honest i wa sjust doing a stupid up the ante thing

[rZi]

Iron Man cannot be violated. He's always up for it.

hahahah, zing stark! zing!

As for these ideas.....man they sound bad, red hulk a homo rapist? huh?!

[Zero Hunter]

With Loeb writing this it could be a 50/50 chance some of these putrid ideas will actully be in the book. He really can be that bad at at times.

[rwsmith]

Wow. This sounds so over-the-top and ridiculous that it just might be incredible!

[Clea]

Sounds fake.

[crimson red]

the only part believable is the part about piledriving Gladitor through the moon. Gladiator's the ultimate jobber for Marvel. Poor guy.

[Drdmx]

1.) His powers are based on his self confidence.

2.) He sports a freakin mohawk.

Combine the two, and is it any surprise that he gets jobbed so often? Pity not!

[Bryson the Red]

Assuming I could buy this to begin with: Laaame.

[DaeJi]

Am I crazy or is everything "blue" now?

[ultimate hulk]

You had me till here.

Pity, the other stuff actually sounded kind of cool.

hahahaha i'm liking this new hulk already man! although i don't dig the man on man part :D

[RabidWolfe]

Not buyin' it.

Well, I will buy Hulk #1, but I doubt this story will be in it.

[ultimate hulk]

i think it should have been regular hulk that got this upgrade,i can't believe this red hulk is someone else, isn't regular hulk suppose to have potential for limitless power :D

[KrymynalChylde]

This is....retarted lmao. Especialy the anger force and thunderclapping Eternity.

So is people spelling retarded with a "t".

[mattx110]

I assumed this was all a joke, and people would be all angry and crazy, and then read the "violate iron man" thing and realize it was a joke. But the more I think about it... The more I feel a gay man needs to get some anger in the marvel universe. Gay people are almost always depicted as nice in comic books. It's time for a change.

[DeadXMan]

I assumed this was all a joke, and people would be all angry and crazy, and then read the "violate iron man" thing and realize it was a joke. But the more I think about it... The more I feel a gay man needs to get some anger in the marvel universe. Gay people are almost always depicted as nice in comic books. It's time for a change.

you need to read the story Shooter did in the old rampaging hulk.

[Camron Amaya]

So is people spelling retarded with a "t".


Wow seriosly, find something else to do besides searching the forums for random spelling mistakes. I wasn't even talking to you :confused:

[HeckBoy]

Thunderclapping Eternity huh? I guess after that, he'll start punching reality and cause some retcon ripples. That might explain how Spidey gets his secret ID back.

[Froggy]

I assumed this was all a joke, and people would be all angry and crazy, and then read the "violate iron man" thing and realize it was a joke. But the more I think about it... The more I feel a gay man needs to get some anger in the marvel universe. Gay people are almost always depicted as nice in comic books. It's time for a change.
lmao......didn't ult h ulk wanna rape kleiser?

[vdox2]

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.

HULK STRAIGHT!!!

[Slyfer]

HULK STRAIGHT!!!


One of my favorite Lines from

" How I learned to love the Hulk" :cool:

[Mr Derp]

This thread is hilarious...I can't wait to see Hulk thunderclap Eternity and then try and try to have his way with 'em

[Phil Hunn]

I assumed this was all a joke, and people would be all angry and crazy, and then read the "violate iron man" thing and realize it was a joke. But the more I think about it... The more I feel a gay man needs to get some anger in the marvel universe. Gay people are almost always depicted as nice in comic books. It's time for a change.

Northstar isn't particularly nice. In fact I'd venture to say he's a bit of an arsehole on his better days.

And then there's Mystique. Not nice at all. And Destiny was a bitch, too.

Living Lightning I don't think is a particularly nice guy.

The Machinesmith is a git.

Electro (who apparently had some male/male sex while at Ryker's, which opened his eyes to a new side to his personality) is a nasty piece of work.

Evil alternate Dani & evil alternate Rahne (who were almost certainly in a relationship, given the signals Claremont's writing was giving off, even with their regular good versions) were... well... evil.

I'm sure there are more examples of gay people being shown to be not all that pleasant, too.

[ultimate hulk]

I assumed this was all a joke, and people would be all angry and crazy, and then read the "violate iron man" thing and realize it was a joke. But the more I think about it... The more I feel a gay man needs to get some anger in the marvel universe. Gay people are almost always depicted as nice in comic books. It's time for a change.

sounds to me like hulk's gonna be pitching,not catching :D

[ultimate hulk]

lmao......didn't ult h ulk wanna rape kleiser?

nah,ultimate hulk is as straight as they comes,he even got pissed off when cap told him the aliens called him a sissy boy :D

[TotalWorldDomination]

Oh yea? Wait till Thor discovers the Fabio Force.

one of the few times I actualy laughed out loud on this board. Bravo.

As for this clearly not true "Anger Force" thing, it sounds alot more like DC's Speed Force then anything else. Although it is Ironic that the Red Hulk might have the same powers as the Red Lanterns that DC is rumored to introduce...

I find this whole thing to be laughable. I doubt Marvel would do something this silly. Especially the Anal Rape thing. I mean Tony Stark has Metal Underpants. It's just not reasonable. :rolleyes:

[slapstickinitiative]

This went 3 pages longer than anticipated. Thank you all for playing

[mattx110]

Deadxman, Froggy, Phil Hunn, ultimate hulk, I feel sufficiently schooled and scared. Marvel needs some nice gay people... I guess it's like Magneto... The second a fictional minority has super-powers, he doesn't think "how can i become a figure that will humanize my people for the public at large, and disarm the mistrust?". He thinks "I've got gamma radiation-infused DNA, who called me fag in seventh grade?:mad: "

[Siddon]

I hear Red Hulk only shows up once a month

[Froggy]

nah,ultimate hulk is as straight as they comes,he even got pissed off when cap told him the aliens called him a sissy boy :D

one of the few times I actualy laughed out loud on this board. Bravo.

As for this clearly not true "Anger Force" thing, it sounds alot more like DC's Speed Force then anything else. Although it is Ironic that the Red Hulk might have the same powers as the Red Lanterns that DC is rumored to introduce...

I find this whole thing to be laughable. I doubt Marvel would do something this silly. Especially the Anal Rape thing. I mean Tony Stark has Metal Underpants. It's just not reasonable. :rolleyes: pfft, just METAL underpants!

HULK RIP APART PUNYMETAL UNDERPANTS, youneed adamantium

[Bryson the Red]

I hear Red Hulk only shows up once a month

*Groan* Wrong.

[Hulk Strongest One]

one of the few times I actualy laughed out loud on this board. Bravo.

As for this clearly not true "Anger Force" thing, it sounds alot more like DC's Speed Force then anything else.

Which was introduced to explain "modern" and golden-age Flashes all over the place.

The Hulk has no such thing. Furthermore, "gamma" power already has its own mystique about it -- it amplifies the core personality feature of the person. The Hulk has his anger and guilt, the Leader was a lackey who wanted to lead. They even had an obese bad guy self-gammify, turning into an enormous fat slob who promptly died, crushed under his own weight.

Thus this "anger force" wouldn't even fit into the current gamma mythos.

Although it is Ironic that the Red Hulk might have the same powers as the Red Lanterns that DC is rumored to introduce...

Sinestro's yellow lantern stuff ain't enough for DC? :rolleyes:

I find this whole thing to be laughable. I doubt Marvel would do something this silly. Especially the Anal Rape thing. I mean Tony Stark has Metal Underpants. It's just not reasonable. :rolleyes:

I especially enjoyed the "attempted" part, as if Stark could stop him after he b****-slapped Eternity.

[TotalWorldDomination]

I especially enjoyed the "attempted" part, as if Stark could stop him after he b****-slapped Eternity.

well, you never know. Eternity could be the stage name of a stripper at a local bar... ;)

[drwho]

Does anyone know the last good idea Jeph Loeb had?

[Blackhawkk]

you need to read the story Shooter did in the old rampaging hulk.

I remember that! Talk about being violated!

This storyline can't be real. Who would enjoy this? Might as well have the Hulk violate She-Hulk for our entertainment dollar.

[Pete26]

Red hulk humping iron Man, That's gotta be downright degrading for Tony:cool:

[FrogMan]

attempt to " violate" iron man? okay, thats just wrong.:eek:

Bah, Iron Man deserves it.

LOL

[GRANT!]

Does anyone know the last good idea Jeph Loeb had?

The Lazurus Pit Zombie Justice League in Batman/Superman.

[Kid Kyoto]

This went 3 pages longer than anticipated. Thank you all for playing

Well played sir.

Of course since it's a Loeb book it's not like I found anything you said unbelievable.

I mean if I said Loeb was doing a story where Wonder Woman has to gather the Freedom Fighters (with Uncle Sam as a bum and Phantom Lady a stripper) to fight the Disco Legion and Superman/Batman turned evil by the LSV, I mean who'd believe that?

Next to that Red Hulk bitch-slapping Eternity seems perfectly feasible.

[jigrig]

This went 3 pages longer than anticipated. Thank you all for playing

LMYFAO! LITERALLY!

[Fatguy]

Iron Man cannot be violated. He's always up for it.

He's a futurist, he sees past sexual orientation!

[drwho]

Found this on you tube and fits the thread. Very hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXkSPWtRAU

[Quasar's Bands]

[QUOTE=drwho;5886822]Found this on you tube and fits the thread. Very hilarious.

Yes, very funny. Yesterday, before I went to the gym at lunch, I started reading this forum. I had to stop, but the whole workout I kept laughing to myself at the picture of Hulk humping a horrified Iron Man in mid-air. "No Hulk, BAD Hulk. BAAAAD Hulk. Maria - where are those back up agents? For the love of God, his wang is breaking through my armor. Maria - HELPPPPPP! (This is NOT what I agreed to sign off on when I agreed to this job)." The scene was so outrageous, I knew it had to be a joke - but a very, very funny one. I'm glad to see I was correct and that Marvel hasn't gone THAT far off the deep end. :)

"Hulk, let go of the nice man's leg. Let go. Let go. LEEEEEEET go! Don't make me get the flyswatter! You want me to spray you with the spray bottle? Good boy. Sorry about those pants, mister. He's easily excitable since he turned red and all:evilsmile "

[jigrig]

What I found so amusing is that Anybody took this thread seriously to begin with.

[ShaggyB]

So is people spelling retarded with a "t".

Zing.

I will take L for Literacy.....

[Evil-Ryan]

This sounds like BS. No way even half of this is true. "Anger force"? C'mon...

[hulahulk]

Found this on you tube and fits the thread. Very hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXkSPWtRAU


Freakin' riot.

[DasPoppen]

What I found so amusing is that Anybody took this thread seriously to begin with.

That's the Loeb Force. Look what he did to Ultimates. Anger Force seems very plausible suddenly.

[Camron Amaya]

Zing.

I will take L for Literacy.....

Or try "loser", as in loser who has nothing better to do but point out spelling mistakes on a comic book forum where other losers can go ZING OMFGZ! GOT HIM! HIS APPLICATION OF SYNTAX IS INFERIOR TO YOURS!

[ivesaidway2much]

Or try "loser", as in loser who has nothing better to do but point out spelling mistakes on a comic book forum where other losers can go ZING OMFGZ! GOT HIM! HIS APPLICATION OF SYNTAX IS INFERIOR TO YOURS!I don't really see how his post warranted a personal attack.

[IRONY...]

This came out recently and has been making the rounds through LCS. Apparently the first couple of issues do not show the Alter ego on Red HULK ,the question marked section stays like that even on the preview issue.

The information that has come out so far is this.

This hulk's power source comes from an abstract construct energy called the ANGER Force. Thusly it allows red hulk to achieve a level of strength that would scare off Thanos. This person has been chosen as the avatar of the Hulk to be passed on in the absence of Banner being around.

2nd,This Hulk won't have a healing factor because his durability is off the charts. He will be able to cause explosions near him through channeling his anger outwards in a combustible form of energy within 10-20 ft of distance.

He will also have some new ability of being able to increase his size along with his strength like the old style hulk used to do.

Aside from knocking out the watcher,within the span of 2 issues because of the attention he draws to him. He confronts gladiator and piledrives him through the moon,he will also even confront Eternity itself and thunderclap it away from him.

Also reportedly he will have desires towards the same sex. It is assumed as much during his first fight with Iron Man that he attempts to "violate" him.

that is all being described right now at comicboards.com

you are:confused: kidding about this same sex desire right?:confused:


May the Anger Force with you be Bruce...

[Camron Amaya]

I don't really see how his post warranted a personal attack.

Him and his pal calling me illiterate cuz I misstyped one word isn't an insult? It's such a crime against humanity that I typed a T insted of D, whatever shall I do to redeem myself!?

[Sabrinaset]

They even had an obese bad guy self-gammify, turning into an enormous fat slob who promptly died, crushed under his own weight.

Who was this? Where did it happen? This wasn't some Jenkins thing, was it ...? No wait ... Byrne, right?

[thronzeblast]

That's the Loeb Force. Look what he did to Ultimates. Anger Force seems very plausible suddenly.

lol.........

[slapstickinitiative]

you are:confused: kidding about this same sex desire right?:confused:


May the Anger Force with you be Bruce...

I made it up

[KrymynalChylde]

I don't really see how his post warranted a personal attack.

Yeah! Exactly!

Stop being a jerk already!

Kidding, but really, I think you overreacted a bit. Just chill out, go tug it for a while and we'll all be friends again.

[Hulk Strongest One]

HULK STRAIGHT!!!

I think they did this when George Foreman hosted SNL and he played the Hulk, saying something at one point like, "Hulk...not that way!"

[Hulk Strongest One]

I remember that! Talk about being violated!

This storyline can't be real. Who would enjoy this? Might as well have the Hulk violate She-Hulk for our entertainment dollar.

Which reminds me, has her sleeping with Juggernaut been retconned away?

[PatchMadripoor]

Which reminds me, has her sleeping with Juggernaut been retconned away?

Jen from 616 Earth B is on vacation here on 616 Earth A, acting as a lawyer and super hero. Jen-B was the one who boinked the Juggernaut, and it explains why some heroes are all over the place when they are involved with other conflicts at the same time. it was a funny story.

[Tobias Drake]

Which reminds me, has her sleeping with Juggernaut been retconned away?

Jen from 616 Earth B is on vacation here on 616 Earth A, acting as a lawyer and super hero. Jen-B was the one who boinked the Juggernaut, and it explains why some heroes are all over the place when they are involved with other conflicts at the same time. it was a funny story.

So, in short, yes. Yes, it has.

[Beast]

Jen from 616 Earth B is on vacation here on 616 Earth A, acting as a lawyer and super hero. Jen-B was the one who boinked the Juggernaut, and it explains why some heroes are all over the place when they are involved with other conflicts at the same time. it was a funny story.
Such a crappy and idiotic retcon. I had more faith in Slott before that. :p

[Magneto X]

attempt to " violate" iron man? okay, thats just wrong.


But is it?


Is it really now?